Post by kingfaraday on Apr 13, 2018 10:20:41 GMT -6
Update 18
Camera crews are gathering to watch Madam Miley Cyrus blow out 100
candles on her birthday cake. Angelina Jolie is a shriveled old woman
confined to a wheel chair stairing out her bedroom window at Brad
playing with all her children that she's much to old to care for now.
Madonna, Scarlet Johansson, Halle Berry and Katherine Heigl are
betting their dentures on a game of bridge.
Keira Knightly has become a spokes woman for retirement insurance.
Pam Anderson is having photos taken for a granny porn/ mature women
website.
Hilary Duff is on a celebrity weight loss show.
Helen Mirren, two years removed from playing his grandmother in The
Queen is now dating Prince Henry.
Apple Martin and Dakota Fanning are taking classes together at NYU
Jessica Alba is starting her junior year of high school again.
Michelle Pfeiffers mom is pregnant again.
and Jennifer Aniston and Brigitte Bardots parents are considering
having kids somewhere down the line...
My votes this round: age Sarah Michelle Gellar, Regress Helen Mirren
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Miley Cyrus (15) is now 100 (+15)
Angelina Jolie (33) is now 93 (+15)
Madonna (50) is now 85 (+5)
Scarlett Johansson (23) is now 83
Halle Berry (42) is now 82
Katherine Heigl (29) is now 79
Sarah Michelle Gellar (31) is now 76 (+5)
Keira Knightley (23) is now 63 (-5)
Pamela Anderson (41) is now 61
Hilary Duff (20) is now 55 (-5)
Helen Mirren (63) is now 23 (-5, +5, -5)
Apple Martin (4) is now 19
Dakota Fanning (14) is now 19
Jessica Alba (27) is now 17
Michelle Pfeiffer (50) is now 0 (-5)
Jennifer Aniston (39) is now -1 (-15)
Brigitte Bardot (73) is now -2 (-5)
Update 17
Farrah Fawcett (61): former Charlies Angel is longing to go back to
the days when her feathered hair was a vibrant blonde instead of a
dull gray
Halle Berry (42) is now 52: In the middle of menopause, her leading
lady rolls are dwindling. Though she just got a call for a part in
the next Will Smith movie, as his mother.
Sarah Michelle Gellar (31) is now 51 (+5): Finding herself twenty
years older today she has to put the new sci fi movie she was filming
on hold because she could do the action kicks with her arthritic
knees and the midriff bearing costume and short skirt showed off too
much of her flabby, varicose veined body.
Madonna (50): Wondering when she will start getting younger, she's
already dusted off her old material girl costume
Sharon Stone (50): Can't believe Brigitte Bardot and Helen Mirren are
younger than her now. She's threatening to film a Basic Instinct 3
regardless of whether she's 50 or not.
Katherine Heigl (29) is now 49 (+5): This rising young star is
suddenly a frumpy looking middle aged woman. She was working on a new
movie about a young woman about to get married but as of today the
director gave her part to Nicole Kidman and recast Katherine as her
wicked mother-in-law.
Pamela Anderson (41) is now 46 (+5): Not too much change yet. She's
still dressing the same but her puppies are a little closer to the
floor.
Michelle Pfeiffer (50) is now 45: Feeling a little more energy and
vibrancy she's been purposefully bumping into Sharon Stone to gloat.
Brigitte Bardot (73) is now 43 (-10): Her gray and white hair has
gone back to blonde and her badly wrinkled skin has started to smooth
out. She hasn't taken any new movie rolls but she's back in the
spotlight as spokes woman for a number of animal friendly products.
Angelina Jolie (33) is now 43: gray streaks are now showing in her
hair and her face is looking a little more tired. She doesn't quite
have the energy to keep up with all her kids that she did yesterday.
Emma Watson (18) is now 43: Having gained the most years so far.
Emma has backed out of the last film rather than take a recasting as
a teacher. She's taken a movie roll that requires her to be in a
steamy sex scene. But now the move is that of a fading beauty trying
to cling on to some of her former glory rather than that of a child
star trying to break out and be more adult.
Jennifer Aniston (39): Is happy that Angelina is now older than her
she would still like to go back to her Friends years.
Helen Mirren (63) is now 38: No longer able to play the queen of
England she is considering starring as Princess Di in a bio pic, that
is as long as she stays in her thirties
Scarlett Johansson (23) is now 38: Using a lot of concealer to hide
her newfound wrinkles she's still trying to play a college student in
her current film but it's incredibly hard now that she's gained
fifteen years.
Raquel Welch (67) is now 37: Just beat out Jessica Alba for a roll,
she was originally tagged to play the grandmother but now she gets to
be the sexy leading lady.
Cameron Diaz (36): Is very relieved, not only that she's unchanged
but also Farrah Fawcett who could replace her in a new Charlies
Angels movie.
Miley Cyrus (15) is now 30: Is getting mistaken for someone's mom at
her concerts. She is getting in trouble by doing a spread for playboy
and by dating Vince Vaughn.
Keira Knightley (23) is now 28: No notable changes yet. It's actually
kind of benefitted her, she's more believable in her mature rolls and
she's closer in age to her boyfriend.
Meg Ryan (46) is now 26: Starring in a bunch of romantic comedies,
one of which is opposite Colin Hanks (Tom Hanks' son) Whom she is now
younger than.
Hilary Duff (20) is now 25: Disney is threatening to null her
contract if she gets any older. Hilary doesn't care because she has
replaced Katherine Heigl on Grays Anatomy.
Dakota Fanning (14) is now 24: fighting off requests for nude spreads
with a stick. She is looking over tons of serious movie rolls that
she's been dying to play. It's weird to her to be going to auditions
and reading opposite actors that have played her dad.
Jessica Alba (27) is now 22: After losing a roll to Raquel Welch
she's looking at more college age rolls, hoping the still 30
something year old Raquel Welch can't get to.
Nicole Kidman (41) is now 21: The moment she became a young beautiful
twenty one year old again Disney was on the phone asking one
question: "Can you sing?"
Apple Martin (daughter of Gwenneth Paltrow and Chris Martin)(4) is
now 19: Apple has started her own modern punk band and did some racy
pics for GQ. She's dyed her hair red and green and got a nose
piercing.
Beyonce Knowles (26) is now 6 (-5, -5, +5): Is not enjoying
kindergarden again and doesn't understand why kids liked Hannah
Montana so much who wants to see an old 30 year old woman dancing
around the stage singing pop songs?
Camera crews are gathering to watch Madam Miley Cyrus blow out 100
candles on her birthday cake. Angelina Jolie is a shriveled old woman
confined to a wheel chair stairing out her bedroom window at Brad
playing with all her children that she's much to old to care for now.
Madonna, Scarlet Johansson, Halle Berry and Katherine Heigl are
betting their dentures on a game of bridge.
Keira Knightly has become a spokes woman for retirement insurance.
Pam Anderson is having photos taken for a granny porn/ mature women
website.
Hilary Duff is on a celebrity weight loss show.
Helen Mirren, two years removed from playing his grandmother in The
Queen is now dating Prince Henry.
Apple Martin and Dakota Fanning are taking classes together at NYU
Jessica Alba is starting her junior year of high school again.
Michelle Pfeiffers mom is pregnant again.
and Jennifer Aniston and Brigitte Bardots parents are considering
having kids somewhere down the line...
My votes this round: age Sarah Michelle Gellar, Regress Helen Mirren
---------------------------------------------------------
Miley Cyrus (15) is now 100 (+15)
Angelina Jolie (33) is now 93 (+15)
Madonna (50) is now 85 (+5)
Scarlett Johansson (23) is now 83
Halle Berry (42) is now 82
Katherine Heigl (29) is now 79
Sarah Michelle Gellar (31) is now 76 (+5)
Keira Knightley (23) is now 63 (-5)
Pamela Anderson (41) is now 61
Hilary Duff (20) is now 55 (-5)
Helen Mirren (63) is now 23 (-5, +5, -5)
Apple Martin (4) is now 19
Dakota Fanning (14) is now 19
Jessica Alba (27) is now 17
Michelle Pfeiffer (50) is now 0 (-5)
Jennifer Aniston (39) is now -1 (-15)
Brigitte Bardot (73) is now -2 (-5)
Update 17
Farrah Fawcett (61): former Charlies Angel is longing to go back to
the days when her feathered hair was a vibrant blonde instead of a
dull gray
Halle Berry (42) is now 52: In the middle of menopause, her leading
lady rolls are dwindling. Though she just got a call for a part in
the next Will Smith movie, as his mother.
Sarah Michelle Gellar (31) is now 51 (+5): Finding herself twenty
years older today she has to put the new sci fi movie she was filming
on hold because she could do the action kicks with her arthritic
knees and the midriff bearing costume and short skirt showed off too
much of her flabby, varicose veined body.
Madonna (50): Wondering when she will start getting younger, she's
already dusted off her old material girl costume
Sharon Stone (50): Can't believe Brigitte Bardot and Helen Mirren are
younger than her now. She's threatening to film a Basic Instinct 3
regardless of whether she's 50 or not.
Katherine Heigl (29) is now 49 (+5): This rising young star is
suddenly a frumpy looking middle aged woman. She was working on a new
movie about a young woman about to get married but as of today the
director gave her part to Nicole Kidman and recast Katherine as her
wicked mother-in-law.
Pamela Anderson (41) is now 46 (+5): Not too much change yet. She's
still dressing the same but her puppies are a little closer to the
floor.
Michelle Pfeiffer (50) is now 45: Feeling a little more energy and
vibrancy she's been purposefully bumping into Sharon Stone to gloat.
Brigitte Bardot (73) is now 43 (-10): Her gray and white hair has
gone back to blonde and her badly wrinkled skin has started to smooth
out. She hasn't taken any new movie rolls but she's back in the
spotlight as spokes woman for a number of animal friendly products.
Angelina Jolie (33) is now 43: gray streaks are now showing in her
hair and her face is looking a little more tired. She doesn't quite
have the energy to keep up with all her kids that she did yesterday.
Emma Watson (18) is now 43: Having gained the most years so far.
Emma has backed out of the last film rather than take a recasting as
a teacher. She's taken a movie roll that requires her to be in a
steamy sex scene. But now the move is that of a fading beauty trying
to cling on to some of her former glory rather than that of a child
star trying to break out and be more adult.
Jennifer Aniston (39): Is happy that Angelina is now older than her
she would still like to go back to her Friends years.
Helen Mirren (63) is now 38: No longer able to play the queen of
England she is considering starring as Princess Di in a bio pic, that
is as long as she stays in her thirties
Scarlett Johansson (23) is now 38: Using a lot of concealer to hide
her newfound wrinkles she's still trying to play a college student in
her current film but it's incredibly hard now that she's gained
fifteen years.
Raquel Welch (67) is now 37: Just beat out Jessica Alba for a roll,
she was originally tagged to play the grandmother but now she gets to
be the sexy leading lady.
Cameron Diaz (36): Is very relieved, not only that she's unchanged
but also Farrah Fawcett who could replace her in a new Charlies
Angels movie.
Miley Cyrus (15) is now 30: Is getting mistaken for someone's mom at
her concerts. She is getting in trouble by doing a spread for playboy
and by dating Vince Vaughn.
Keira Knightley (23) is now 28: No notable changes yet. It's actually
kind of benefitted her, she's more believable in her mature rolls and
she's closer in age to her boyfriend.
Meg Ryan (46) is now 26: Starring in a bunch of romantic comedies,
one of which is opposite Colin Hanks (Tom Hanks' son) Whom she is now
younger than.
Hilary Duff (20) is now 25: Disney is threatening to null her
contract if she gets any older. Hilary doesn't care because she has
replaced Katherine Heigl on Grays Anatomy.
Dakota Fanning (14) is now 24: fighting off requests for nude spreads
with a stick. She is looking over tons of serious movie rolls that
she's been dying to play. It's weird to her to be going to auditions
and reading opposite actors that have played her dad.
Jessica Alba (27) is now 22: After losing a roll to Raquel Welch
she's looking at more college age rolls, hoping the still 30
something year old Raquel Welch can't get to.
Nicole Kidman (41) is now 21: The moment she became a young beautiful
twenty one year old again Disney was on the phone asking one
question: "Can you sing?"
Apple Martin (daughter of Gwenneth Paltrow and Chris Martin)(4) is
now 19: Apple has started her own modern punk band and did some racy
pics for GQ. She's dyed her hair red and green and got a nose
piercing.
Beyonce Knowles (26) is now 6 (-5, -5, +5): Is not enjoying
kindergarden again and doesn't understand why kids liked Hannah
Montana so much who wants to see an old 30 year old woman dancing
around the stage singing pop songs?