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Post by chronoeclipse on Jan 27, 2019 1:14:08 GMT -6
A little side story - This thread is for what is taking place at Magic's Bar, set in the world established in the AP Victim's Support Group AP. Credit to Kappa for it's creation. This is his description:
Magic's is an establishment that exists outside time and space.
It's always across the street, around the corner, or a block away. No matter where you are!
For the most part, magical beings are the customers. But that doesn't mean mortals aren't allowed in!😈
Feel free to join in as a bar patron or worker, just give some quick details, and if possible a picture of your character. They can literally be anything or anyone. The basic tone of this thread should be Cheers if Cheers took place in a world where AP and other TFs happened on a daily basis.
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jan 27, 2019 1:25:56 GMT -6
Name: Patricia O'Leary Age: 68 Type of Being: Regular ol' Mortal Fun Facts: - Still working as a taxi dispatcher - Has tattoos of every major Boston sports team tattooed somewhere on her body. - Was a bit of a partier in her youth. - Goes by Patty.Patty walks in the door looking absolutely beat. Her well worn face has a look of 'don't even ask' as she plops her wide ass down on a bar stool and raises a leathery hand to the bar tender. "Whiskey Sour. A big one!" She shouts curtly, a slight city accent in her voice. As she waits to be served she looks around to see the 'ecclectic' crowd hanging around. "Hey what is this place? This isn't Sullys." She comments to everyone and noone. She puts a veiny hand on her lined forehead and shakes her blonde head. "Man Patty, I must be more out of it than I thought." She says to herself and then turns back to the bartender. "Hey, make it two!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2019 1:57:51 GMT -6
Name: Calum FoxAge: over 1,300 (looks somewhere in his mid to late twenties)Type of Being: Disciple to a Goddess of Time Fun Facts:- Is directly responsible to the fall of the Roman Empire.-Has to write in kanji to use magic-Has had a personal relationship with the royal family since 1707.-Really likes toffeeAttachment DeletedStirring milk into his hot cup of tea, Calum is puzzled when he hears an unfamiliar voice."Hey, Mike... I... I think that woman over there is a mortal!"
Name: Mike Choi Age: 20 as of 2013 Type of Being: Zombie/ Servant to the Goddess of Humiliation Fun Facts: -Hawaiian - Was brutally murdered on the kamehameha highway by a cult -Hates ranch dressing and can't understand how people drizzle it on pizza! -doesn't have tastebuds and misses the taste of pizza!
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"Where?" Mike asks, taking a sip of his hot coco. It was meaningless. It's just hot water to his dead tongue!
"There!" Cal points to his left.
"Wow. Don't see that often at Magic's!"
"How'd she get here?"
"How should I know?" Mike shrugs. "Go ask her!"
"Alright." Cal stands up, heading towards the elderly woman. "Ah... excuse me, Ma'am... how'd you get here?"
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jan 27, 2019 9:41:50 GMT -6
Patty looks up at the masked man and gives him a strange, but unfrightened look. Then she smirks. "How'd I get in here? I walked through that door right there." She said pointing at the red front entrance. "Why, how did you get in here? Through the chimney?" She cracked leaning back on the bar waiting for her drinks.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2019 10:08:12 GMT -6
"Through the chimney?!" Cal laughs. "Lovely!"
He sits on stool, left of Patty, tapping his gloved fingers at the bar.
"I don't know how to say this...It's... it is fundamentally impossible for you to be here at Magic's. People here aren't... well, people!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2019 10:25:04 GMT -6
Name: Kappa Age: undefinable Type of Being: Avatar of a being existing outside of this universe Fun Facts: - likes cucumbers for the sake of a bit -can change genders whenever she wants -thinks of reality as a game - is a total nerdAttachment Deleted"Kappa!" Many customers at the bar shout in unison. Kappa waves, heading over towards Calum.
"Hey, Cal, who's your new friend?" Kappa raises an eyebrow. "Can I get a Tsingtao and a crisp cucumber?"
"Sure thing, Kappa." The Bartender nods.
Kappa sniffs at the old lady, her eyes shut.
"Hmm... is she a mortal? Why'd ya bring a mortal in here, Calum?"
"I didn't."
"Then how'd she get here?"
"That's what I'd like to know!"
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jan 27, 2019 10:30:30 GMT -6
Patty looks around at the turtle creature and the zombie and the other various patrons around her. "I'm not supposed to be here? What is this an exclusoex club or something? You all what-does-my-daughter-call-em... Social media influencers or somethin?... Listen pal, all I know is that I just off work after a long day, I walked across the he street to the bar I normally hit up and I ended up here with you people. Now, what's the service like in this dive? I've been waiting for my whisky sours for ages. Im growing old waiting for these drinks!" She says slapping Calum on the shoulder jovially.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2019 10:42:32 GMT -6
"Two whisky sours." Cal asks with his head down.Attachment Deleted"The thing is, Lady, the bartenders here can't serve anyone without magic. Like literally can't.""Somehow, you've wandered into a bar filled with wizards, witches, demons... and Mike!""Keep me out of this!" Mike shouts from across the bar. "Just trying to enjoy my hot chocolate before I have to work!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2019 10:52:41 GMT -6
"Aren't you the least bit curious?"
Mike shakes his head.
"Ever since that fucking wave in California aged people up and down the coast, my Goddess has been running me ragged!"
"She really can't stand that age wave, huh?"
"You know Bloodrose, she likes the hunt! She's finally calming down... for now!"
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jan 27, 2019 13:53:47 GMT -6
Patty smirked "You guys hear about that age wave? Crazy stuff. My great niece Eryn, the spoiled brat, she got caught up in that mess. She moved out there after she graduated to be a bikini model or some nonsense. Every Christmas it was 'ugh Aunty Pat you're so old and out of touch!' well from the pictures my sister showed me of Eryn and her ditsy little friends, THEIR the ones that are old and out of touch now. Next to her *I* look like a frickin' teeny bopper now!" She said with a laugh and lit up a cigarette. "I can smoke in here right?" She asked and when no one stopped her she shrugged and took a big drag of it. "So you're all magical huh? That's cool. How's the pay? I honestly have no clue how I ended up in here. But you'd think that if whatever mystical bouncer you got let me in then the least this joint could do is serve me." She said folding her worn pale arms across her chest.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2019 15:13:20 GMT -6
"There's a reason for that." Cal explains. "The thing is, none of the bartenders are real.""They're like uh... oh!" Kappa claps. "Great way to explain this, they're like Siri! Or Alexa! Get what we're saying?""They're magical assistants that can only respond to magic." "It totally confirmed to us that you're mortal." Kappa giggles. "Watch this! Hey, I wanna hamburger plate!"
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"Neat, right?" Kappa smirks. "They serve us whatever we want, just gotta ask! We can even customize how they look and act if we wanna!"
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jan 27, 2019 16:42:59 GMT -6
Patty snorted as the food appeared. "So you guys just say what you want and it appears huh? Bet that goes to your head. You're like the Millenials just getting everything handed to ya without any of the work. Well, since the only people who work here are imaginary friends and I ain't got none guess you're going to have to serve me sweet cheeks. Two whiskey sours." She says holding two chubby fingers at Calum."OOoo I like her! Magic or not she's got spark!" A green haired woman in a nightgown said from a booth across the room.Name: Endorpha Age: Unknown (if you ask her she'll say 'legal'.) Type of Being: Agent of the pleasure gods
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- Patron saint of Spring Break and Game Shows - Who you would call if you run afoul of a genie or 'wish demon' - Worked for a while as an agent in Hollywood."You sure you're not magic honey?" Endorpha asked with a raise of her eyebrow. Patty shrugged. "How the hell should I know? I'm a good old fashioned Irish Catholic girl. I work at a Cab company. I've been divorced twice... any of that sound magical to you?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2019 18:40:24 GMT -6
"Obviously no." Cal laughs. "But you have to understand why we're all so...puzzled. It's not impossible for a mortal to enter, but by themselves?!""That is pretty weird." Kappa nods, noticing it was just about time for karaoke. "That's not how Magic's works.""Basically, this pub exists outside time and space. No matter where you are, no matter when, It's always across the street, around the corner, or a block away.""It's Magic's!" Kappa giggles. "Anyways, Come on, Endorpha, let's sign up for a song before... Shit!"
"Of course, she's here!" Cal cringes.
"Damn it!" Mike groans loudly. "I had to show up on Karaoke Night!"
Name: Vanity Age: Unknown Type of Being: Major Demon, subspecies- Succubus Fun Facts: -One of the Seven Deadly Sins -Gifted the world with Botox, tummy-tucks, and Jenny Craig -Really, Really, Really wants to fuck a zombie
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jan 27, 2019 18:58:38 GMT -6
Patty put her hands up defensively. "Believe me buddy, i'd love to be at Sully's right now with Donny and Micky and Donna and Big Pauly and Little Pauly and the rest of them. But like I said, I got done with my shift, I walked across the street and here I am." She takes another drag of her cigarette as the Succubus takes the stage. "Ah Jeez it's Karaoke night? And Heather FUCKING Graham shows up to perform at it? What'd I finally have that heart attack my daughters always warning me about and this is hell?" Patty said putting her palm to her jowly face. Endorpha marches forward and writes her song down and then stands on the edge of the stage with her arms folded and a stone cold look on her face as the Succubus performs her song.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2019 20:12:58 GMT -6
"Well, I'm done!" Mike storms out of the door, a drachma placed left of his half drank beverage.
He had absolutely no interst using his deadwood on that conceited, arrogant demon!
"Same!" Cal shuffles in a twist. "I'm sure Sunny's finished with her support group anywa.."
Kappa, grabs onto Cal's left arm, a scared, nervous look on her green face.
Cal sighs.
"You're a big girl, Kappa, you can handle Vanity."
Kappa shakes her head. Biting her lip, squishing her face like a sour pucker.
"Kappa, just tell her no! It's not that difficult!"
"I... I can't!" Kappa sniffs.
Cal grunts in annoyance.
"Bloody Hell...You're basically a God! Vanity's just a demon, you realize you could..."
"She's scary!" Kappa shakes her head harder. "She's scary and intimidating and you have to stay cause I don't wanna be left alone with her!"
Cal couldn't help but feel like a pushover.
"Fine! But if I'm staying, you better not be an arse kissing wimp!"
"Thanks, Cal." Kappa chirps.
"Whatever." Calum shrugs. "At least Endorpha's around. So, she'll probably won't force us to do one of her transformation videos... She'll just mock one of your fanfic worlds!"
Kappa stomps on Cal's toes.
"Ow! What the hell, Kappa!"
"You don't get to make fun of my fanfics!" Kappa huffs, wagging her finger.
Calum laughs.
"Yet, you let that tosser, Vanity?!"
Kappa crosses her arms.
'No." Kappa pouts.
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