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Post by chronoeclipse on Dec 20, 2019 21:42:05 GMT -6
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Post by chronoeclipse on Dec 27, 2019 16:08:11 GMT -6
So there is a photo floating around the internet of Kate 'Yeah I dated a comedian 20-years younger than me, what of it?' Beckinsale, holding up a card from a Would You Rather game that says "Start Breastfeeding From Your Mother again" to tease her 20-year-old college student daughter.
Now the obvious implications suggest AR, but it also invokes AP thoughts in my mind of a young mother with a newborn daughter who suddenly becomes a middleaged woman breastfeeding a young adult.
And also got me thinking - what about a game of AP 'would you rather'?
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Post by cyberbady on Dec 27, 2019 16:54:46 GMT -6
I think that are 2 wonderful ideas
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Post by cyberbady on Dec 28, 2019 18:47:49 GMT -6
First, what does dowager mean? And second CAH
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Post by cyberbady on Dec 29, 2019 6:01:08 GMT -6
Ahhhh, thank you kappa, now I am sure I want cards against humanity jajaja
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jan 26, 2020 22:22:09 GMT -6
link - So this is mostly a joke about how youth obsessed the Grammys are, using Post Malone to make their point. But I enjoyed the line "Maybe you should go hang out with Grandma Swift instead." It makes me think about how pop stars just kind of age in dog years compared to everyone else. Britney Spears seems ANCIENT now but if she was a 38 year old lawyer instead of a 38 year old pop star she'd be the 'young rising star' around the office.
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jan 28, 2020 12:16:55 GMT -6
As I was posting the bit about Vera Lynn in the Real examples of aging thread it got me thinking - I wonder if there are any members on here who are actually senior citizens.
Like i'm wondering if there are any 70+ year old men on here who either have stumbled across AP transformation late in life and see the teenagers hanging out in their neighborhood and go 'I wish those young kids suddenly became my age!'. OR they have had a fascination with age progression all their lives and now they're at the age where they see it pay off in their old crushes and favorite celebrities from their youth.
(I personally, as a Millenial am enjoying a period now where all the girls I grew up with are entering into their 30s and seeing the difference between how they looked when we were in our teens/early 20s to now is very satisfying - as well as seeing the celebrity women I crushed on as an adolencent in the mid to late 90s, now entering their 40s and 50s! So I can only imagine what it's like for an AP fan in their 70s or 80s coming across an old girlfriend on facebook that they haven't seen since 1963 or seeing Ann Margaret, Julie Christie or Sophia Loren appear on a current talk show or tv guest appearance. It's got to be wild.)
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Post by cyberbady on Jan 28, 2020 12:57:21 GMT -6
I usually think about this, i think about how my favourite pornstars will turn into milfs or grannies when i reach 30, for example, i look forward to see nina hartley when i finish university, cause she will be seventy years old and I canβt wait for that to happen
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jan 31, 2020 15:37:34 GMT -6
This is kind of fun - though I wish there were more people 50+ posting about how the popular girl at their high school is doing once her looks and sex appeal have faded.
What we really need is a thread like this but involving time travel: "I just got back from 2080 and the popular girl from my high school was getting a sponge bath from her live-in nurse." "I saw the popular girl from might high school in 2067 in an aisle of CVS grabbing a package of Depends... she looked kind of lonely, so I talked to her and she chatted my ear off about the time back in 2008 that she fucked the entire lacrosse team."
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Post by chronoeclipse on Feb 12, 2020 11:46:09 GMT -6
It occurred to me after watching this guy do his act (Jump to the 2:30 mark to see him make people act older):
that hypnosis is an actual way to experience the effects of mental AP. How cool would it be to see a hot college girl hypnotized to temporarily believe that she's a middle-aged PTA mom with 4 teenage kids and a mortgage or hypnotize a group of high school cheerleaders into talking and acting like frail old grannies that live in a nursing home?
I wouldd love for the hypnotist to interview the person while they are mentally APed (the way a hypnotist sometimes asks questions of people when he gives them other suggestions) like:
Hypnotist: "Did you come here with your boyfriend?" 21 year old girl: "Yes." Hypnotist: (hypnotizing) "Okay you're 81 years old now." 21 year old begins hobbling around. Hypnotist: (showing girl her boyfriend) "Do you know this young man?" 21 year old: No Hypnotist: "Do you think he's cute?" 21 year old: "I'm too old for him." Hypnotist: "That wasn't the question, do you think he's cute." 21 year old: "Oh my yes. If I were 60 years younger..."
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Post by chronoeclipse on Feb 15, 2020 13:55:02 GMT -6
If the title of this song doesn't imply Age Progression, I don't know what does.
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Post by chronoeclipse on Mar 5, 2020 14:16:55 GMT -6
I would love to time travel back to the late 80s/early 90s and show a group of college-bound Gen X girls this video and inform them that it's them in 2020: http://instagram.com/p/B9WybM6ghpc
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Post by chronoeclipse on Mar 5, 2020 14:18:26 GMT -6
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Post by chronoeclipse on Apr 23, 2020 9:25:56 GMT -6
Antsy Nursing Home Residents counting down seconds until they can all get back to fucking each other.I get a kick out of the fact that residents in nursing homes get more action on average than college dormitories. In a way there's kind of a beautiful parallel between the two - you grow up and then in your late teens/early 20 get put into a contained environment with a bunch of horny people your own age, then you enter adulthood, gets jobs, have kids etc and reach a point again when you're grey haired and wrinkly where you get put back in a contained environment with a bunch of horny people your own age. Swap pot for dementia medication and beer for prune juice and it's basically the same experience!
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Post by niddlyby43 on Apr 23, 2020 9:37:04 GMT -6
Antsy Nursing Home Residents counting down seconds until they can all get back to fucking each other.I get a kick out of the fact that residents in nursing homes get more action on average than college dormitories. In a way there's kind of a beautiful parallel between the two - you grow up and then in your late teens/early 20 get put into a contained environment with a bunch of horny people your own age, then you enter adulthood, gets jobs, have kids etc and reach a point again when you're grey haired and wrinkly where you get put back in a contained environment with a bunch of horny people your own age. Swap pot for dementia medication and beer for prune juice and it's basically the same experience! I truly enjoy the concept of a dormitory with young college coeds (relatively) and younger men being on lock down and just having sex as often as they can; of course they wouldn't be aware of the fact their 90 or so, or why for some of them are having a "hard" time keeping up...so many great scenarios; or even why the girls today are giving the best blow jobs (gum jobs as you might realize) and why bois seem so well equipped for nipple foreplay (again...lack of teeth).
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