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Post by MeanMark on Jan 7, 2020 11:32:51 GMT -6
As seen in my original thread, that darn Donkeyvac is making everywhere from red carpet events to studio interviews look like rest homes and bingo halls. In collaboration with Chronoeclipse, Donkeyvac's aging-adventures will be documented here. Who knows where he might show up...
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Post by MeanMark on Jan 7, 2020 13:50:28 GMT -6
Isla Fisher Donkeyvac: "Let's see if Redheads go grey" Isla Fisher: "What?! What are you doi--" Isla Fisher: "Oh...I feel..terrible..." Isla Fisher: "Ugh, what have you done to me? Nobodies going to mistake me for Amy Adams now... Amy Adams GRANDMOTHER maybe..."
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Post by MeanMark on Jan 7, 2020 14:10:50 GMT -6
Lucy Hale
DV "Are you ready for your retirement party?" LH "Retire? Are you kidding? I was just voted one of the best young rising stars in Hollywood? I'm decades away from retirement!" DV "That's what you think!" LH "Noooo!"
LH "Oh god... I just started co-hosting the New Years eve broadcasts and now I look older than Dick Clark!"
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Post by MeanMark on Jan 7, 2020 15:27:14 GMT -6
Kate Beckinsale
DV: "You've handled your 40s well... how about your 80s!!!" KB: "You've got to be joking!" KB: "Wait... you're seriously turning me into a little old lady?" KB: (Senile) "Where's my thong bikini love? I'm going to give these nice young blokes a treat..."
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Post by MeanMark on Jan 10, 2020 15:30:49 GMT -6
Whitney Cummings
DV: "Cue the laugh track -- this is gonna be hilarious!" WC: "Hey man, this is my inter--WAH!!" WC: "Wh-what are you doing...to..me?" WC: "GREAT. I can hear TMZ now: 'Wrinkled Whitney.'"
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Post by MeanMark on Jan 12, 2020 18:26:18 GMT -6
Daisy RidleyDV: Your lack of wrinkles disturb me! DR: It's you! You're Donkeyva-- DR: Ahh! No -- not...my...youth... DR: A red carpet? I haven't seen these since my young days in Hollywood. What are you all looking at..?
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Post by MeanMark on Feb 10, 2020 10:55:42 GMT -6
Zoey DeutchDV: One step closer to the grave! ZD: Wha--NO! ZD: Not...me...too... ZD: Great. This greatly hurts my chances of being in Zombieland 3. Gee, thanks!
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 9, 2022 8:54:38 GMT -6
Florence Pugh
That evil DonkeyVac is back! And this time, his first victim is the lovely Florence Pugh!
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 9, 2022 12:08:02 GMT -6
Foot Models DV: So you like showing off your soles? HOW ABOUT SOME MORE WRINKLES!
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 11, 2022 13:02:44 GMT -6
Rachel Dawes (Katie Holmes)
DV: "The Scarecrow only made you IMAGINE your worst fears..." RD: "WHA--WHO ARE YOU?!" DV: "I'll make you LIVE your worst fear! GROWING OLD!"
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Post by MeanMark on Apr 18, 2022 8:35:55 GMT -6
Brianna and Heather
DV: "How nice! You'll be best friends forever!" B: "That's....not what I thought that phrase meant..." H: "Ope...my back..."
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Post by MeanMark on Jun 27, 2023 9:54:06 GMT -6
It has been a while, but if you follow me on DA, youโve noticed I have a new DonkeyVac format! Commissions are open if thereโs someone specific you want to see!
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Post by MeanMark on Jun 28, 2023 8:47:43 GMT -6
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Kappa
Elder Member
Got ideas for the AP Remote? Feel free to let me know! ๐
Posts: 704
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Post by Kappa on Jun 28, 2023 10:00:45 GMT -6
I'm not familiar with the age progressed, they kinda look like pro wrestlers, and, honestly, the Idea of GGWW would be awesome. GGWW: Golden Girls Wild Wrestling ๐
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Post by MeanMark on Jun 28, 2023 10:28:27 GMT -6
Anonymous commission
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