Kamala and Doreen, tired from a very long day, sit on a couch, watching How I Met Your Mother on Netflix.
"Do you have any idea how tiring it is being principal to a school filled with super-powered brats?!" Kamala complains, rubbing her swollen ankles with stretched arms. "I think my hair literally started to go grey at one point!"
Kamala laughs... when, in actuality, she genuinely noticed a grey or two in her hair that wasn't there earlier in the day!
Doreen glares at the woman reality dubbed her wife. That sentence did not set well with her and Kamala could tell!
"Doreen?" Kamala looks puzzled, noticing a wrinkle or two on Doreen's face that looked more prominent than this morning. Dark bags under her eyes, a noticeable set of crow's feet, and laugh lines around her bucked teeth.
"You realize I spent the entire day babysitting The Avenger's Brood, right?" Doreen huffs. "Do you have any idea how stressful it is to make a hulk take a nap?!"
"Yeah, I think you have me beat, hun..."
Kamala stops mid sentence, Doreen starts to blush. It was still sorta new... and yet it wasn't? They have been married for..."
-5 years. They are now 30. - 10 years. They are now 35. -15 years. They are now 45.
Kamala's hair an ashy grey, her left arm still like a loose coil. Droopy and limp oh the table.
Doreen, rounder and rounder, with hair a silver pixie, looks up, sweaty, fanning herself in a frantic motion.
"It got so hot all of the sudden!" Doreen moans. "Honey, can you put the air on?!"
Kamala looks at the thermostat at a distance. Doreen glares.
"Without stretching." Doreen corrects.
Kamala stands up, feeling strangely. As if she just entered an oven herself.
"Ugh! You're right. What is it a 110 degrees?!"
Kamala was going to pick up her limp arm, but there was no time! She rushed to the thermostat. Her arm still on the table.
"This will probably make your arm situation worse, honey!"
"It's fine, dear." Kamala assures. "I'm starting to get the feeling in my fingers back!"
Doreen rolls her eyes. That Kamala can be so childish. It's like Doreen is taking care of kids inside and outside the classroom!
-Kamala struggles with seeing the thermostat. Doreen reminds her to use her glasses. -Kamala is tasked with washing dishes. Doreen scolds Kamala about the amount of detergent she uses in the dish washer. -Kamala and Doreen wake up the next morning 70 years old!
Kamala looks at the thermostat, licking her thinned lips, her eyes squinted, the numbers of the box strangely fuzzy.
She just couldn't see it!
"Oh, for... Kamala! Put on your glasses!" Doreen shakes her head.
Kamala's eyes lit up. Glasses? That's right! She wears glasses! A pair of blue framed cat eyes in her left pocket, she places them on a face etched deep with crow's feet, looking at the number, quickly shocked.
"... It's 74 degrees!" Kamala drops her jaw.
"Well, it feels like 130!" Doreen complains. Kamala agrees, tapping the cool button, clicking to a chilly 65.
"Its gonna cost us an arm and a leg." Kamala reason, heading back to the table.
"And you can't afford another arm to lose!"
Kamala rolls her eyes. Still wearing her glasses. Looking nowhere like a teenager and more and more like a senior citizen.
"At least it's cooling down."
"I'm taking a shower." Doreen huff. "The twins are drenched in sweat!"
Kamala nods, very interested to see her wife's bare nipples.
"Mind if I..."
"Not with that arm!" Doreen points. "Honestly, you need to take better care of yourself. You're not 16 anymore!"
And neither was Doreen!
-As Kamala hears Doreen take a shower, she can't help taking a peak! -That night, Doreen and Kamala fight over what to watch on Netflix -That morning, Kamala and Doreen wake up 70!
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
Feb 2, 2021 0:55:05 GMT -6
MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
Feb 3, 2021 12:49:27 GMT -6
JackpotMans: If you are a part of round 2 of the AP Tournament, please check your messages! I would prefer to talk over discord if you use it, but I don't mind conversing here.
Feb 4, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -6
unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
Feb 11, 2021 15:01:41 GMT -6
JackpotMans: AP Tournament has been updated! Check out the updates!
Feb 19, 2021 18:01:22 GMT -6
MeanMark: Just started an intractables thread -- join the FaceApp fun!
Feb 23, 2021 10:38:17 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Voting for round 2 will close tomorrow!
Feb 23, 2021 11:37:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
Mar 19, 2021 7:32:01 GMT -6
MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6
kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
Apr 19, 2021 10:05:11 GMT -6
kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
May 7, 2021 13:55:29 GMT -6
kappa: R.I.P Paul Mooney ❤️
May 19, 2021 21:41:16 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 2 of Modok had an interesting AP scene in the end ❤️
May 26, 2021 10:09:28 GMT -6
kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:26 GMT -6
kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:42 GMT -6