"Jeans late too!" did I miss something or wouldn't Kitty be like a child in the 90s?
Time is paused, Kappa leaves 1993 and goes to Downtown Disney Land in 2014, buying a bag of Goofy's Sour Cherry Balls.
"In 2004, I made Kitty an overweight, exhausted milf of 45 years. So, she's 34 and preggers right about now." Kappa laughs, thinking about grabbing an Oreo churro, a giant turkey leg, and maybe a box of beignets, which are basically French powdered doughnuts.
Kappa walks over to an art gallery, with a bunch of paintings inspired by Frozen, thinking he needs to recap.
"Okay, so, in my little ap fanfic, so far, Jessica Jones is Captain America. She fought along side a team of African American super soldiers, eventually marrying Isaiah Bradley, the Patriot, whom she spent a decade working with as a spy at a shield installation in rural Oregon, disguised as a Bakery. For the most part, Captain America was never praised as passionately as Steve's version. Practically non existent, really. In the 50's, Jessica finally caught Peggy Carter, a double agent for Hydra, responsible for the death of Steve Rogers, and revealed that Purple Man, an agent of Hydra has returned from the grave."
Kappa notices a Häagen-Dazs and heads over for a milkshake.
"Storyline okay so far? Figured a female Captain would have to deal with sexism and I kinda just wanted to 40's her original origin. Anyways, Sorry for the pause, I'm gonna enjoy Disney Land for a little bit and add another chapter later tonight." 😘
In order to break the tie, I'm going to go with the "Jean's late too" option.
It was unintentional, but, Kappa spent an entire day at Disney Land. Eating Chimichangas before riding Space Mountain, watching old Mickey Mouse Cartoons at Main Street, and crossing over to California Adventure to ride the Tower of Terror!
He loved it so very much! Such a fun day!
The next day, Kappa went to Fifa to watch his most favorite of matches ever. Germany destroying Brazil! He couldn't help but be entertained at the 2014 slaughter, it was so beautiful that he cried in laughter! He also wanted to meet Tim Howard, goalkeeper for the Americans, so there was a balance of enjoying humiliation and geeking out over good ole football.
When he realized he spent two days distracted, Kappa returned to 1993, at the very spot he paused, about to make Emma speak the words chosen, when he realizes he did something.
"Damn." Kappa lowers his head. The world still paused."So, uh, should probably let everyone know this... I'm... pfft... I'm obsessed with shipping."
Why is he saying this? Well, Kappa's trying to avoid too much chaos, have some sorta storyline. He's trying, that is, feeling too little structure could make this exercise unreadable.
This will inevitably change the entire direction.
"James Franco and Seth Rogen, Charles Xavier and Magneto, Ronald McDonald and Wendy..."
He shrinks in heigh, thinking about those couples and...
Ronald McDonald and Wendy? Yes, he's ashamed about enjoying that ship!
"But the pairing I love the most, the couple I'm craziest about is... Jean Grey and Emma Frost!" Kappa blushes yellow, hair growing like a chia pet. "Couldn't help myself but add that option in. It's my kryptonite! Redheads with Blondes are just... perfect!"
Kappa takes a deep breath, chest expanding, hips widening, his body getting a tad feminine in appearance as he thinks about the White Queen and the Phoenix having a monogamous relationship, raising children together in the suburbs, bodies plumped, and lifestyle's sedentary.
Like a flick of a finger, Kappa is now Brenda Tanaka, four feet in height, still a turtle, with jet black hair now reminiscent to the Ring. She looks like a chibi mascot for candy.
"I'm sorry." Kappa lowers her head. "I... I can't lie though, totally wanted this!"
Kappa coughs, realizes she's a girl now.
"Uh, not so much the gender change...that's unexpected... well, resume!"
"Jean's late too!" Emma stomps her foot.
Logan tassels the top of Kappa's head and wanders off to get a bottle of whisky for the night.
Jessica, in charge of Emma's discipline, shakes her head.
It was tough having this responsibility. But honestly? It gave the elderly woman something to do. She enjoyed shaping kids into responsible, young adults. Had she known the benefits of the profession, she might've been a teacher after the War.
Kappa, adjusting to her new body, decides to organize the returns, always in earshot, making sure she hears every word!
"You're still late." Jessica speaks firmly. "It doesn't matter if Jean's late too."
Speak of the devil, the Library doors swing inwards, Jean dashes to the lobby, a...
This or That?
Jean is an honor student.
Jean is a alternative rock, flannel wearing Bad Girl.
You know, I just realized no one actually replied to this yet. Anyway, I'm going to go with the honor student choice.
Kappa shrugs with her small, dainty shoulders.
"I just thought people got bored." Kappa giggles. "Heck, I get bored time to time too! I am so bad at keeping a story going! Plus, I'm jumping around all over the place. Let's be honest, the structure is a little loose, Yeah?!"
Kappa stares at the paused world.
To recap, Jessica Jones, this reality's Captain America, is currently Xavier's Librarian, in her mid seventies, reprimanding a young blonde, Emma Frost, who is late for her shift at the Library.
Kappa had paused the story, went to FIFA 2014, and changed genders and height.
She's now eating a curly wurly, amazed at how it tastes like milk duds and angry at Cadbury for not selling such an amazing candy in the US!
"You know, what? Gonna do a reboot option." Kappa chirps happily.
She explains, using third person narrative, that the reader can either vote to continue the story as is, or let her restart, using an insert.
Year: 2006 Shield Director: Black Widow, age 65 Xavier Headmistress: Jean Grey, age 50 Avenger Academy Headmistress: Janet Van Dyne, age 62 Head of Future Foundation: Susan Richards, age 80 Head of Stark: Pepper Potts, age 70
Non Marvel Additions: Harley Quinn, age 56 Hermione Granger, age 38
"Get the gists? I'm gonna reset the world, make it how I wanna. I'll even have votes or straight up comments on how the world should be. Sound fun?"
This or that?!
Kappa continues with this story
Kappa resets the universe, changing it to how she wants it
Tossed away in an empty void, Ken McGee stands dumbfounded as a tiny turtle rolls out a massive chalkboard in front of him.
He was on the road, he had such much hope!
Ken feels like crying, he feels like punching a wall, he feels like ripping out his beating heart and shoving it deep down Kappa's throat!
He's also a little confused why Kappa is tiny..l and female... but that's beyond him at the moment!
"I'm kinda impressed." Kappa points out. "You hitched a ride with a Trucker headed straight to Newark?! Talk about luck, Ken!"
You know that panic attack where you just can't take another breath? No matter how hard you try, it's impossible? And you start to wheeze, heart racing, you have no idea what to do next!
Kappa caused that for a poor med student, trying his fucking best to go through life!
"Well, we're done with the 90's, I got bored. But if I kept it up, you might've pulled it off!" Kappa gives a thumbs up.
"You're seriously the cruelest creature I've ever met!" Ken laughs in a fit of hysteria, tears rushing down his cheeks. "What the fuck is wrong with you! What the fuck!"
"Eh..." Kappa stares at the fourth wall. "Should I tell Ken I'm gonna completely restart his universe? Might be overkill for him at this point."
"What?!" Ken shrieks, lips trembling, body about to collapse!
Kappa really doesn't get how whatever she says to the fourth wall, Ken, if in earshot, can hear it!
"Are you fucking serious! What the fuck!"
"Calm down." Kappa speaks kindly, forming a soft chair around Ken's butt, a neck pillow around his tense shoulders, and an ice cold, bottle of water formed between his left hand.
"Just take a sip and relax."
Ken shakes, doing as best he can to drink.
Ken shakes his head.
"Yeah, I thought so." Kappa laughs. "Anyways, like I was saying before, I gotta little bored and decided a complete rewrite was in order."
The sound of chalk begins to scratch on Kappa's chalkboard.
At a normal breath, Ken, drenched in sweat, stared at the three templates Kappa has chosen for her redesign.
"Can you please just..."
"She's dead!" Kappa says firmly. "And no matter what I do, that's not gonna change! She's dead! DEAD! You'll never see her again!"
Ken bites his lip and bawls his fist, he feels like puking.
"Are we done now? Have you calmed down?"
Ken sinks into his chair, in a fetal position.
Kappa shrugs her tiny shoulders.
"Well, that's the best I can hope for, I guess."
"Asshole." Ken mutters.
"Asshole! You fucking asshole!"
"Good, never stop saying that." Kappa smiles. "I like that! You've literally got the best power in the world, Kenny-Boy!"
"Fuck you!" Ken spits.
"Okay, sorry about that." Kappa laughs. "Now, let's get down to reconstruction! I've got three templates, pick one and/or comment on how'd you like it to be!"
Pick a template, debating the age is acceptable! Note: the women chosen in the template will be main focuses in Kappa's new direction.
A: (Aged Up Heroes)
Shield Director: Black Widow, age 80 Xavier's Headmistress: Jean Grey, age 45 Head of Avenger Academy: Janet Van Dyne, age 70 Head of the Future Foundation: Susan Storm, age 56 Head of Stark Industries: Pepper Potts, age 50 Leader of Wakanda: Storm, age 52 Leader of the Brotherhood of Mutants: Emma Frost, age 47
Shield Director: Harley Quinn, age 52 Xavier's Headmistress: Mabel Pines, age 80 Head of Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: Hermione Granger, age 95 Den Mom of the Teen Avengers: Starfire, age 53
C: (Old Woman Apocalypse Route) Mary Jane ( Spiderwoman), age 72 Rogue, age 80 Gwenpool, age 100 Ms Marvel, age 84 Shehulk, age 90
ark: Whooaaa that mattress scene
Jun 10, 2020 18:34:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Right? I maintain the opinion that they should have showed some sort of process for the TF, but still a great scene nonetheless.
Jun 11, 2020 8:26:26 GMT -6
kappa: I feel like the point of that scene was a conversation towards her fears with monogamous long term relationship. The Aging was merely an extension personified, AND, in the backseat of what was really going on. A couple communicating.
Jun 11, 2020 9:13:11 GMT -6
kappa: However, I'd have enjoyed a gradual progression, still, I kinda get that execution
Jun 11, 2020 9:13:59 GMT -6
amoscrow: How do I post some WIPS on here? I wanna post some progress on something me and my GF are working on!
Jun 13, 2020 15:57:38 GMT -6
kappa: Not an expert, but, I think you just insert it on one of the square below the attachmentS
Jun 13, 2020 16:01:03 GMT -6
kappa: the group of boxes, the fourth one
Jun 13, 2020 16:01:34 GMT -6