"Hey, YouTube, this is Bridgette." A Senior Citizen, dressed rather youthful, speaks with a warbled vocie.
"So... I finally took the Chrono Soda Challenge that's been all over the internet lately... turns out it wasn't a hoax!"
The Elderly Woman laughs, ending with a sour frown.
"Anyways, I have a yoga class at the senior center to get to. This channel is officially retired, just like me, and DO NOT, for the love of god, DO NOT try Chrono Soda! Believe me, the rumors are true, you'll end up as old as Betty White with just a sip!"
"Hey, Hades, like the new look?" The Greek Goddess, Persephone, asks while making a duck face with her thin, wrinkled lips on her Hell Phone.
"Babe, you didn't have to... I mean, you look great, but..."
"Hun, how long have we been together?"
"5 Millenia." Hades answers stoically.
"And what's your favorite sexual fantasy?"
"Come on, Hay, what turns my hot wify on more than anything?"
Hades mumbles again.
"What?! Speak up, honey, these ears ain't what they use to be!"
"Be... Being a Catholic School girl, volunteering at an assisted living home... uh..."
"We're not doing it unless you say it." Persephone giggles.
"And that Chrono Soda? Who knew prune flavored beverages tasted so good!"
"It's the only soda I drink now. Not too sugary, good for the stomach, and it doesn't keep you up at night!"
"... You think it's weird how easy it was to accept all this? Being old ladies... it's weird, right?"
"(shrugs) Honestly, I'd rather not think about it. Jessica did and now she can hardly remember her own name! Just enjoy yourself, dear, just accept it. Unless you'd rather be at a hospice instead of this quaint, little retirement home?!"
"I suppose you're right. Hometown Buffet for dinner?"
ark: Whooaaa that mattress scene
Jun 10, 2020 18:34:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Right? I maintain the opinion that they should have showed some sort of process for the TF, but still a great scene nonetheless.
Jun 11, 2020 8:26:26 GMT -6
kappa: I feel like the point of that scene was a conversation towards her fears with monogamous long term relationship. The Aging was merely an extension personified, AND, in the backseat of what was really going on. A couple communicating.
Jun 11, 2020 9:13:11 GMT -6
kappa: However, I'd have enjoyed a gradual progression, still, I kinda get that execution
Jun 11, 2020 9:13:59 GMT -6
amoscrow: How do I post some WIPS on here? I wanna post some progress on something me and my GF are working on!
Jun 13, 2020 15:57:38 GMT -6
kappa: Not an expert, but, I think you just insert it on one of the square below the attachmentS
Jun 13, 2020 16:01:03 GMT -6
kappa: the group of boxes, the fourth one
Jun 13, 2020 16:01:34 GMT -6