It's just another day at Magic's, the bar between space and time where magical beings mingle with booze, chicken wings, and mischievous thoughts!
"God, I need a vacation!" A man with an East London Accent fakes a smile.
Name: Grim the Account Age: Unknown (looks 30-something) Type of Being: Angel of Death Fun Facts: - Dated Lucifer before the... "incident" -Dated the female personification of Thor... it ended horribly! -Dated Morgan le Fay. They're actually still rather close. Things just didn't work out. 🤷🏾♀️ -Dated Queen Elizabeth I and they almost got married! Almost! ☠️
Being an Angel of Death can be challenging, especially when you're also a bureaucrat working for the Goddess of Creation! You're surrounded by books and weirdos everyday, the paperwork never ends!
But today? It's one of the worst.
And it's not Movie Mondays, or Taco Tuesday, Hump Day, or Karaoke Night... IT'S Much WORSE!
"Hurrah, Hurrah, it's Tour Day!" A Small, Porcelain Doll happily claps, sitting atop Grim's table.
Name: Precious Priscilla Age: Manufactured in 1792 Type of Being: Living doll Fun Facts: -loves tea parties -loves plushies -loves sweets - knows extactly when and where you're going to die
There are relatively new, powerful, magical beings who are, well, bored! 😴
Tour Days are designed to give a change of venue. To spice things up! 🌶
With infinite options, it can be overwhelming. That's why Magic's hires a Tour Guide! Actually, this time, two!
"Welcome to Magic's Tour Across the Multiverse." Two Twins speak in unison.
Name(s): The MacHuntsman Sisters Age: Born in the 17th Century Type of being: Witch Fun Facts: -Accussed as witches -Hung by their own father -granted powerful magic, out of pity, by a demon - Enjoy threeways
There were a lotta of new blood mingling around the bar. Wizards, Demons, Ghosts, even a WereArmadillo!
"We understand, your first time to another reality can be... scary. But don't worry, we're very experienced and more than happy to guide you all on your first time! Are there any questions?"
"Oh, yes, I have one!" A man, clearly in a wizard costume, asks, raising a hand strangely.
Name: Cosmo the Amazing Age: 32 Type of being: Wizard Fun Facts: -Was a Neet (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) -Obsessed with fantasy -Sold his soul to impress a girl -That beard is real.
"I understand we must accompany you on our first world, but, may we part ways after? How I yearn to see a world of Dragons, Knights, and Castles!
Earth-80C-211 Year: 1990 Location: Ms Lucy's Hollywood Studio
Universe notes: 1) Most young celebrities from Earth-1218 (Our Universe) are either Middle Aged or Senior Citizens and the elderly are young. 2) Current Residence of Lucifer, one of many Devils, who just so happens to be Betty White. 3) One of many realities with a religion known as Thoughtism. 4) Has a popular restaurant chain called Granny Swift's Donuts.
"Yes, we're in Los Angeles." The Twins speak in unison to a crowd of thirty. "And yes, this is a Studio Lot. You're going to be the audience for a popular sitcom here. Any questions?"
"I have one!" A Woman asks with a puzzled expression on her face, eyes staring at a building behind the Twins.
Name: Ms Damsel Age: 27 Type of Being: Ghost Fun Facts: -Is what remains of an office girl brutally murdered by her boss - Her sweet, innocent nature is a facade to lure her victims -Died when Get Lucky from Daft Punk was popular
"Where I'm from, Golden Girls was a really old show. What year is it?"
"1990." The Twins explain. "But be warned, People, this isn't the Golden Girls you're use to. This isn't the 90's you knew. Probably."
Keep in mind, not everyone in the tour group is from the same reality. That being said, to those who know of the show, they all think of one actress in Particular...
"At the very least, is Betty White on this show?" One of two, young African Americans ask, genuinely curious.
Name(s): Nick Mann and Lenny Finnish Age(s): 27 and 28 Type of Being(s): Enlightened Thoughtists Fun Facts: -From a World with a religion called Thoughtism -Both Achieved enlightenment at the end of a war with robotic spiders with laser beam cannons. -Both considered Betty White very attractive since they were kids.
"No... but she owns the network." The Twins answer in monotone. "Also, she goes by her real name here...well, at least something close to it. Lucy Fur."
"I'm sorry..." A hipster raises a finger with a light chuckle. "Lucy Fur? Lucifer. Really? Terrible name aside, are you serious? Really?! Betty White is the devil?!"
Name: Brooklyn Wallows Age: 22 Type of Being: Vampire Fun Facts: -Lost his humanity the same night he lost his virginity -Lost his virginity to the girl next door, his childhood friend, the Plain Jane. -Turns out the Plain Jane was Queen of Vampires.
"Yeah, I don't buy that either." A musclar man nods. "Betty White is an Angel!"
Name: Lover Age: 4 Months Type of Being: A Familiar Fun Facts: -Was Created by a group of teenage witches -Will fuck you into an old lady -Wishes he had a better name. Like Tim or Steve or Ben. Something normal!
"More like a Fallen Angel." The Twins smirk. "It's a fact. Betty White is Lucifer, a Devil, okay? Now, let's get in line. They'll be taping soon."
"Hold up!" Lover puts up a hand. "If Betty ain't on this show. Who Is?"
Age: 65 Fun Facts: -Leading Lady in 1952's Classic, The Vampire's Bride. -Got really into the beatnik scene back in the 60's. -Has been the Spokewoman for Depends since 1986.
Selena Gomez as Rose Nylund
Age: 67 Fun Facts: - Known for her role as Aunt Beru in Star Wars Episode IV. -Currently a voice actress for a kooky show on Minx called the Simps. -On a Hit Broadway Musical, a Dark Comedy, costarring Ed O'Neill, called A Shitty Mom's Deathbed. - In a long term relationship with Miley Cyrus from the PBS Classsic, Mrs Miley's Neighborhood.
Age: 65 Fun Facts: -Played Superman's Mom in the 1978 classic. -Owns a Successful Chain of Yoga Studios for Older Women -Rumored to be dating Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman
And Scarlett Johansson as Sophia Petrillo
Age: 84 Fun Facts: -Famous Children's Writer and Illustrator known for her penname, Nurse Soothes - A Retired, Professional Ballet Dancer - Speaks Russian, German, French, Spanish, Italian, Arabic, Swahili, Mandarin, and Japanese. Rumored to have been a spy during the War.
It's a well known fact that 60% of sitcom audiences are magical beings.
You may be wondering how a Minotaur, a green skinned witch, or an octopus with a human face wouldn't bring attention to mortals? Well, that's simple! Magic.
To Humans, Satyrs, Demons, even Kappas, all look completely normal.
Speaking of Kappa...
"Kristen Stewart looks pretty good as an old lady." A Young Woman, sitting middle row of a shooting, fixates as her companion simply shrugs.
Name: Kappa Age: undefinable Type of Being: Avatar of a being existing in another universe Fun Facts: - likes cucumbers for the sake of a bit -can change genders whenever she wants -thinks of reality as a game - is a total nerd
"Shame about her buckteeth, though. Still, I kinda like her in dentures!" Kappa smirks. "How about you, Calum? Granny Stewart doing anything for ya?!"
Name: Calum Fox Age: over 1,300 (looks somewhere in his mid to late twenties) Type of Being: Disciple to a Goddess of Time Fun Facts: - Is directly responsible to the fall of the Roman Empire. -Has to write in kanji to use magic -Has had a personal relationship with the royal family since 1707. -Really likes toffee
"We'll hit the nearest Granny Swift's after the taping." Kappa promises. "... Actually, no, we'll go to Tim Hortons instead!"
"Canada? I don't want to go to Canada! I just want a bloody maple log!" Calum complains.
"Dude, Maple!" Kappa raises a finger. "Also, Tim Hortons was recently bought by Granny Swift's. They're keeping the name in the Great White North, but they got commercials of Granny Swift herself marrying an Elderly man playing Tim Horton! I NEED TO WATCH THOSE EATING A BEAVERTAIL, CAL!"
"Fine. We'll watch a bunch of grans act. But I better get a maple log with a hot cup of java!"
"You two sure love to bicker!" The MacHuntsman Sisters mock as they sit between the Turtle Monster and Time Wizard.
"Prudence! Hester!" Kappa happily chirps. She loves the MacHuntsmans Sisters, they're always so much fun!
"What're you tossers doing here?" Calum crosses his arms. He finds most Magical beings pretty annoying. Especially trouble makers like Prudence and Hester, two of the top ten suspects of the age wave that hit Earth-1271K's California.
"Precious Priscilla hired us to run the Tour!"
"Of course she did." Calum shakes his head.
"What's the matter, Calum, you don't like playing with us?"
"Obviously!" Cal laughs. "Also, do keep in mind if I see you two misbehave at all, I will inform the council."
"You're fun as always, Cal!" The Twins stick their tongues out.
ark: Whooaaa that mattress scene
Jun 10, 2020 18:34:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Right? I maintain the opinion that they should have showed some sort of process for the TF, but still a great scene nonetheless.
Jun 11, 2020 8:26:26 GMT -6
kappa: I feel like the point of that scene was a conversation towards her fears with monogamous long term relationship. The Aging was merely an extension personified, AND, in the backseat of what was really going on. A couple communicating.
Jun 11, 2020 9:13:11 GMT -6
kappa: However, I'd have enjoyed a gradual progression, still, I kinda get that execution
Jun 11, 2020 9:13:59 GMT -6
amoscrow: How do I post some WIPS on here? I wanna post some progress on something me and my GF are working on!
Jun 13, 2020 15:57:38 GMT -6
kappa: Not an expert, but, I think you just insert it on one of the square below the attachmentS
Jun 13, 2020 16:01:03 GMT -6
kappa: the group of boxes, the fourth one
Jun 13, 2020 16:01:34 GMT -6