"This is getting sad." One of the elderly bandits, bald as an eagle, points out.
Most of the bandits nod in agreement, all of them agree.
"Sarah, he's clearly beyond your skills..." The Bandit Leader tries to reason. "Submit."
"Never! I will never surrender!" Sarah goes for a side kick at Wallace's head.
"Saggy Tits!" Wallace yells.
All the bandits watch in shock as a pair of wrinkled boobs flop out of Sarah's armor. Comparable to an over milked cow udder, with browned nipples, the change on balance causes Sarah to fall to the ground. Hurting her weak back in the process!
"Sarah?" Wallace asks, making sure he got her name right. "Please, stop. I don't wanna do this to you!"
"Than don't, you cretan!"
"I can only stop if you stop! It's really simple, give up and I won't do anything more!" Wallace promises.
"So, now I'm pathetic?!" Sarah glares, her eyes puffy and milky.
"Yes." Wallace nods. "It's like I'm a hive of bees and you're a stupid bear who won't stop trying to get my honey!"
Wallace didn't know this, but Bears are domesticated animals on this world. They're used to produce dairy products, such as milk, butter, and cheeses, in replace of cows, which are a wildly vicious beast!
"How... How dare you call me a rabbit, you disgusting chimp!"
Chimps, another domesticated animal are basically pigs. Wallace will be disturbed going to a farm!
"Sarah, you're being unreasonable. I'm trying to be nice to you and you just keep..."
"AHHH!" Sarah yells, charging at Wallace.
Sarah stops, hearing a deafening ring in her ears. She hold her head briefly, experiencing great pain.
On the one hand, Sarah behaved herself on the walk to the Guild, so, he didn't have to take away her bladder control...
But still, if Sarah was telling the truth, Wallace just sold sixteen bandits into slavery!
"And with the Sun Weed, that makes a total of 240 Pearls." Mary smiles.
"Thanks, hey I have a question..." Wallace, sitting rather nervously at the bar shrugs.
"Of it's about being short on the Sun Weed, don't worry. Ten Bushels is the max, coming back with eight, even one bushel is perfectly fine. You still get the Three Guild points for completing the task."
"Oh, good." Wallace nods. "But, uh... I was actually curious about the bandits."
"There's nothing to worry about, I can assure you." Mary smiles. "They'll be in our care till the Angel Knights come for them."
"And... and what will the Angel Knights do with them?"
Mary raises an eyebrow. This is common knowledge.
"The usual. Manual labor. That sorta stuff."
Warren feels like shit hearing that. But what can he do? This is an alien world!
"Uh... I'll have a fried meat pie, please." Warren changes the subject. "And a glass of ale."
ark: Whooaaa that mattress scene
Jun 10, 2020 18:34:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Right? I maintain the opinion that they should have showed some sort of process for the TF, but still a great scene nonetheless.
Jun 11, 2020 8:26:26 GMT -6
kappa: I feel like the point of that scene was a conversation towards her fears with monogamous long term relationship. The Aging was merely an extension personified, AND, in the backseat of what was really going on. A couple communicating.
Jun 11, 2020 9:13:11 GMT -6
kappa: However, I'd have enjoyed a gradual progression, still, I kinda get that execution
Jun 11, 2020 9:13:59 GMT -6
amoscrow: How do I post some WIPS on here? I wanna post some progress on something me and my GF are working on!
Jun 13, 2020 15:57:38 GMT -6
kappa: Not an expert, but, I think you just insert it on one of the square below the attachmentS
Jun 13, 2020 16:01:03 GMT -6
kappa: the group of boxes, the fourth one
Jun 13, 2020 16:01:34 GMT -6