Kappa's This or That?! May 17, 2019 16:35:43 GMT -6
Post by kappa on May 17, 2019 16:35:43 GMT -6
"Coffee Flavored Twinkies?!" Kappa's eyes lit up in shock from the link her Mom sent her.
As she searched online, looking for somewhere, anywhere to purchase that amazing, magical treat, Kappa sits on a toilet seat, legs crossed, left of a confused, twenty- five year old instagram model, with the saggy, wrinkled tits of a seventy-five year old woman!
"I know, I know, I was pawing at your fun bags. And I'll keep doing that!" Kappa winks with a wicked grin that ended with her tongue sloppily licking her lips at the terrified blonde. "Just after I find these Twinkies!"
"Are... are they really a thing?" Pauline asks nervously. A Demon ruined her career, it's amazing that Coffee Flavored Twinkies is the thing that calmed her down from shrieking in terror!
"I don't care if I have to go to Walmart or Target or Stater Bros, Vons, Safeway, Albertsons, Ralphs, Aldi or Trader Joe's or anywhere else, I am so getting those!" Kappa laughs.
"They... um... they sound amazing."
"Right?!" Kappa smiles. "You know what? I was gonna do more stuff to you, but I think I'll just stop with them tig old bitties!"
Pauline's face looks at Asian Girl in shock.
"Hey, could be worse, Pauline. And besides, you said you wanted more followers on Instagram. You're gonna get it! There's loads of dudes into boobs like those. And oh boy, are they gonna shoot loads to em!"
Pauline's eye's begin to water, she falls down to the floor of her wet shower, her tits flapping around like seal flippers!
"So, this my first story, Ladies and Gentlemen. Not this specific thing, no, this is just the introduction. Uh... Anyways, I'm gonna give you guys five story options. Pick the one ya like the most." Kappa gives a thumbs up.
"This is awful!" Pauline moans. "My life is ruined!"
Kappa giggles as five options hover over Pauline in white, Time New Roman Font.
1) Kappa's First Story from This or That: Spring Edition, Age Wizard.
2) A Revised This or That Version of Jack Jackson, Kappa's OC from a world of Superheroes. His power is basically to live through different eras of time.
3) Continue with This or That: Text Messages.
4) The Lunch Lady Curse.
5) Voter's Idea.