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Post by kappa on May 18, 2019 20:41:08 GMT -6
I finally watched Crazy Rich Asians... cause my Mom made me! 🤣
1) I did not know the movie was set in Singapore. The food! 🤤 My Fam makes similar food. Was so into the Satay! Doesn't look nearly as good as my Grandmother's, sure, but what does?! 🤣
2) Constance Wu! Wow! Loved her in Fresh off the Boat. That personality? God, it's weird hot!♥️
3) She's 37? Damn!
4) I would love some AP involving Constance Wu. Would love to see her fat and milfy! 😸
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Post by tylerjmcmaster on May 20, 2019 20:54:55 GMT -6
A fat and milfy Constance Wu would be heaven.
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Post by kappa on May 20, 2019 21:01:02 GMT -6
Dressed like a '90s Mom! ♥️
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Post by tylerjmcmaster on May 20, 2019 21:29:20 GMT -6
Eeeeeeeeven better, right there!
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Post by kappa on May 20, 2019 21:36:34 GMT -6
And maybe she does yoga or aerobics in one of those colorful work outfits?
And she gets frozen yogurt with her gal pals, equally plump, middle aged women, and like one girl like ten or fifteen years their junior and pregnant. Making them feel both thin and old at the same time.
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Post by tylerjmcmaster on May 20, 2019 22:17:57 GMT -6
Absolutely. It only sounds fitting. Or maybe ill-fitting..
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Post by kappa on May 20, 2019 22:25:08 GMT -6
Ya hear about her little diva pout?
Apparently, Fresh off the Boat got renewed for another season and she was pretty bitchy online about it.
I mean, okay, I get it, ya starred in a blockbuster film. Cool beans!
But come on, Constance, that show did a lot for your career.
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Post by kappa on May 20, 2019 22:26:34 GMT -6
That being said, such an good setup for an AP story. 😄
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Post by tylerjmcmaster on May 21, 2019 7:19:47 GMT -6
I did not hear about that! That makes me sad, I would have hoped she wasn’t a diva.
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Post by chronoeclipse on May 21, 2019 9:30:51 GMT -6
According to Gemma Chan, Constance Wu is evidently kind of awful to work with... so maybe deserving of a little AP comeuppance?
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Post by kappa on May 21, 2019 9:45:43 GMT -6
Bringing her up cause she was in the same movie, Awkwafina comes off chill.
Would like to see her get old cause she's got that contemporary personality.
By that I mean; girl is very much with the times.
Would love to see her stuck with a style of 2019 in 2049 and so on.
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Post by chronoeclipse on May 21, 2019 10:28:32 GMT -6
I think her contemporary feel will definitely fade over time. She'll be a 'boring old Millenial' by 2049. Kind of Like how Farrah Faucett and Jane Fonda only really 'fit' in the 1970s.
On topic - I can never get enough of Awkwafina dancing in this sketch:
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Post by kappa on May 21, 2019 13:07:02 GMT -6
She won't be boring old. Eccentric old.
Like Tommy Chong.
Dude is the '70s.
It's entertaining. I'd love for Awkwafina to play a supporting role in a 2010's sitcom in the 2040's.
That'd be awesome. She'd be like the Hipster Middle Aged Hip Hop Auntie or something 🤣
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Post by chronoeclipse on May 21, 2019 13:12:25 GMT -6
Yes! Good analogy.
I can't wait for the 2040s and 50s where the hot actors of today are given random cameos and guest appearances in reboots of modern shows and movies!
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Post by kappa on May 21, 2019 13:16:11 GMT -6
Scarlet Johansson: The Black Widow's Motherly Figure and a Shield Scientists who gets killed by Loki or something
Gal Gadot: Wonder Woman's Mom.
Margot Robbie: Like a Normal Housewife, super normal, husband's a dick, yeah, and Harley Quinn helps her get revenge and makes out with her in a Jeep as they drag the cheating asshole down the beach.
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