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lunkpil Elder Member Posts: 72	Table Stories Sept 9, 2019 21:01:59 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lunkpil on Sept 9, 2019 21:01:59 GMT -6 Blonde huffs, A

bob Elder Member Posts: 86	Table Stories Sept 9, 2019 21:09:21 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bob on Sept 9, 2019 21:09:21 GMT -6 Blonde huff and A

timewarpee Elder Member Posts: 158	Table Stories Sept 10, 2019 8:30:36 GMT -6 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by timewarpee on Sept 10, 2019 8:30:36 GMT -6 Blond huffed and A

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Table Stories Sept 10, 2019 8:43:27 GMT -6

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Sept 9, 2019 21:01:59 GMT -6 lunkpil said:

Blonde huffs, A

The Two Orderlies smile politely at the frantic hysteria they've grown accustomed to.

"We know, Ma'am, you're just visiting your friends." The Goateed Orderly plays along.

"But your friends want to mingle with some singles." The African American Orderly makes eye contact with the redhead and brunette.

The Redhead is taken back by such a comment, the brunette is ashamed to admit she is interested.

"I am not gonna chit chat with a buncha old fussy farts!" The Blonde growls.

The Brunette finds herself siding with the Orderlies	"Come on, it wouldn't hurt to give it a try." The brunette suggests while locking arms with the blonde.	"Sounds like you're just scared I'm a better catch than you." The Brunette grins and the redhead is nervous she's changing more!
The Orderlies "escort" The Blonde to a table	And sit her across a senile, old man.	And sit across a sweet, old lady knitting
The Head Nurse shows up	A threatens the blonde's shopping trip for the weekend.	And bribes the blonde with a treasured treat at the home. Doritos.

timewarpee Elder Member Posts: 158	Table Stories Sept 10, 2019 8:49:12 GMT -6 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by timewarpee on Sept 10, 2019 8:49:12 GMT -6 Siding with orderlies, and I am a better catch than you

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Table Stories Sept 11, 2019 11:24:50 GMT -6

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Sept 10, 2019 8:49:12 GMT -6 timewarpee said:

Siding with orderlies, and I am a better catch than you

The Redhead is taken back by the Brunette's comment and The Blonde?

She's pissed off!

"What did you just say?"

"I think you're scared I'm more likable than you." The Brunette grins.

"I'm... I'm likable!" The Blonde insists.

"Now girls..." The African American Orderly gets involved.

"Prove it." The Brunette crosses her arms. "First one to get a friend request on Litfeed wins."

"You're on!" The Blonde gets swept up in competition.

"I'm not feeling well." The Redhead, with no intent to get involved in this, tells the Orderly with a goatee. "Could I... uh... could I go back to my room?"


The Blonde and Brunette compete	The Blonde starts chatting with a retired instagram model	The Brunette finds herself flirting with balding, obese, old ,an with a fuzzy white beard.
The Redhead is escorted to her room	By wheelchair	With a walker in tow

kingfaraday Moderator Posts: 297	Table Stories Sept 11, 2019 11:27:04 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kingfaraday on Sept 11, 2019 11:27:04 GMT -6 Compete A

chronoeclipse Moderator Posts: 958	Table Stories Sept 11, 2019 11:34:58 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chronoeclipse on Sept 11, 2019 11:34:58 GMT -6 Yeah Compete - Retired Insta model, Fo' sho'.

timewarpee Elder Member Posts: 158	Table Stories Sept 12, 2019 14:23:58 GMT -6 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by timewarpee on Sept 12, 2019 14:23:58 GMT -6 Redhead escorted with walker in tow

cyberbady Elder Member Posts: 180	Table Stories Sept 16, 2019 14:43:03 GMT -6 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cyberbady on Sept 16, 2019 14:43:03 GMT -6 Redhead and walker pls

clone218 New Member Posts: 6	Table Stories Oct 13, 2019 17:46:30 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by clone218 on Oct 13, 2019 17:46:30 GMT -6 Redhead B

lunkpil Elder Member Posts: 72	Table Stories Oct 13, 2019 23:47:27 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lunkpil on Oct 13, 2019 23:47:27 GMT -6 Might as well cast another vote for redhead with a walker

tej2506 Elder Member Posts: 196	Table Stories Oct 14, 2019 9:56:13 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tej2506 on Oct 14, 2019 9:56:13 GMT -6 I'll cast a vote for the insta model then, and leave it up to Kappa if he returns.

anonguy: I hope this pandemic ends soon and we can go on with our lives...I'm sick of being cooped up in my house. I want to see a movie! Mar 22, 2020 17:27:18 GMT -6

kappa: Anonguy, to personally deal with this situation, I think about an old Chinese proverb about an Old Man Who Lost His Horse. PRETENTIOUS, I KNOW 😂 But, still, it's a valid lesson. Opportunity and Tragedy are two sides of the same coin. 😘 Mar 22, 2020 20:08:23 GMT -6

kappa: not the same as the movie experience, I admit, but heck, I might just crumble a tray of brownies into a batch of popcorn! 🥰 Mar 22, 2020 20:09:57 GMT -6

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