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Post by kappa on Sept 8, 2019 16:25:05 GMT -6
Born and Raised in Santa Cruz, California, Oliver Tree doesn't exactly have the tolerance for cold weather. After watching an epic battle between the Legendary David S. Pumpkins and the Powerful Warlock Santa Claus, an intense tussle up high above the city of Portland, Oliver had two things in mind. One, Hot Chocolate, lots and lots of hot chocolate, and, Two, getting his nerd on. Sure, watching two Magical Beings fight was cool. But he didn't wanna feel cool. He wanted to feel the opposite! "You'll regret this, David S. Pumpkins!" Santa Claus echos loudly as he explodes into a rainbow of fireworks. "Any Questions?!" David asks with a finger pose, two skeletons on his left and right crossing their arms in side angle poses, and a crowd of people loudly applauding an end of an amazing story. Anyways, onto this story! Oliver wants to travel. But where exactly?
| At a Coffee Shop | On the Beach | In Las Vegas | | A Marvel Universe | Owned by a middle aged brunette he just might mess with. š | Where a group of heroines are trying to have an enjoyable mini vacation. | At the best hotel and resort in the entire multiverse! | | A DC Universe | Where a teenage girl version of Bruce Wayne is about to make a new friend. | Where the Teen Titans are up for an exciting day of Beach Volleyball! | A Strip Club that caters to a clientele interested in milfs, pregnant moms, and cougars. | | An Amalgam Universe | Where Oliver gets the biggest, sweetest cup of hot chocolate he'd ever hope for! | Where a Squid Monster is ruining Oliver's warm up at the beach!
| Where a slot machine tournament teaches Oliver about the heroic legends of that particular world. |
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Post by timewarpee on Sept 9, 2019 17:04:43 GMT -6
Amalgam universe with slot machines
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Post by kappa on Sept 9, 2019 20:17:04 GMT -6
| Location | Vibe | Dialogue | | Marvel | It's a sunny day in the State of Delmarva. A nice, sunshiny day with white, sandy beaches. Seagulls flocking around the sparkling, blue cove, and a refreshing, chill breeze that makes outside bliss. | Oliver is feeling mischievous when he sees a group of heroines playing Beach Volleyball. How could he not?!
| "Welcome to Jack's Snack Shack." A teenage girl smiles at Oliver as he hears the sounds of young women grunting spiking not too far from him. "Would you like to here Today's Specials?" | | DC | It's a normal day at Kappa's Comic Book Store, Bakery, and Cafe. A place where geeks can get their geek on with graphic novels and indulge in sweets. | Oliver feels kinda friendly when see a nervous brunette nibbling on a melon bread. | "Hey there." Oliver smiles, sitting down opposite of the shuddering teenager with an aquamarine laptop with a hello kitty sticker on the back. "Name's Oliver. Wow, you seem to really like that bread." | | Amalgam | What if I told you there's a version of Vegas with a hotel that spans across the city? At The Great Wall of Vegas Resort and Casino, you'll experience wont be like any other! | Oliver just wants to play some slots, drink some tall cans of Sapporo, and, maybe, interact with people. | "Cocktail or beverage?" A Middle Aged Cocktail Waitress passes by Oliver as he sits, alone, at a South Park Slot Machine. |
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Post by timewarpee on Sept 9, 2019 21:41:00 GMT -6
Amalgam and cocktail
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Post by kappa on Sept 9, 2019 22:10:44 GMT -6
" Hey! I'll kick you in the nuts!" Cartman's Nasally Voice squeals during a bonus at a five dollar spin. "Yeah, can I get a tall can of Sapporo?" The Middle Aged Waitress, a busty brunette with a tattoo of a rose on her left cheek, shakes her head. "Sorry, Hun, we don't have that." "Tsingtao?" "I don't know what that is." "Lucky Buddha Beer?" "Sorry, Hun." Oliver sighs. "Pacifico?" "Sure thing, Hun." As she shimmies off, Oliver's bonus comes to end. "You... you just won three thousand dollars!" A Feminine voice shakes Oliver by the shoulders. He looks at the screen, watching Chef sing "I'm Gonna Make Love to Ya, Woman!" As the number 3,000 pops up left and right, up and down, side to side. Oliver turns his head towards the woman, looking at... | Iron Lantern | 33 Years Old, Single and looking to mingle! | 45 years old, drunk as a skunk, and looking to get her grey pussy dunked! | 62 and looking for a young man to use! | | Wonder Wasp | America's Young Symbol of Justice! | America's Mom of Justice! | America's Grandma of Justice! | | Bat-Marvel | A Brooding 21 year old goth with a playgirl alter ego. | Leader of the Justice Avengers, experiencing hot flashes, can destroy the moon with just a single fist if she wanted to.
| A sweet old lady with a bag of hard candies and a love for chit chat. | | Super Widow | Ironically, men joke if they marry this beauty, she'll love up to the name!
| Ironically, this 45 year old has been married ten times! | Sadly, this Grandmas has had twenty marriages... all ending in death. |
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Post by kingfaraday on Sept 9, 2019 22:53:47 GMT -6
Wonder wasp A
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Post by timewarpee on Sept 10, 2019 8:33:19 GMT -6
Bat Marvel B
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Post by kappa on Sept 10, 2019 9:06:41 GMT -6
 Janet Queen, 26 years old, The Wonder Wasp, member of the Justice Avengers, and enjoying a well needed vacation after stopping the Goblin Joker's army of robotic jack in the boxes. "I've never seen anyone win that much on a slot!" Janet continues to interact with Oliver, who's more focused on getting his drink than his big win. "Yeah, well, sometimes playing max bet pays off." Oliver figures. Since his win was over 1500 dollars, he'll have to wait for the casino to show up with a form to give him a hand pay. Honestly, he just wanted a free beer! "And here I was playing thirty cents a game!" Janet giggles. "Guess I was being cheap!" "Eh, if that's your strategy. I don't see the problem. I see lots of older ladies do that. You spend more time on the slot that way and can play way longer with less than what the max bet spenders would. Plus, you can really enjoy the free drinks." Janet frowns. A look of irritation on her cute, feminine face. "Are you comparing me to an old lady?" Oliver, noticing the Cocktail Waitress with his Pacifico at a distance, shrugs. "I guess in this specific instance?" Oliver cuts the wrong wire. "I'll have you know I'm 26!" Janet huffs. Her age lately has been a touchy subject. She'd been in the Superhero business for ten years now. She's considered an experienced veteran at this point. Lately, there's been some fresh blood recruited and it's making her feel old. "I honestly wasn't trying to rile you up or anything." Oliver reassures. He could smell alcohol on her breath, booze is likely a contributor to her little outburst. | Janet starts getting rude | "You Lunans are all alike!" Janet gets a little racist towards a species Oliver is unfamiliar with. | "Who are you to comment anything on age? You look Thirty and twelve at the same time! | | Janet demands an apology | "You owe me an apology weirdo! Implying that I'm old?! Rude!" | "You better apologizes to me. I'm not the kinda gal you want to piss off!" | | Janet apologizes | "I'm sorry." Janet sighs, getting a little too personal . "It's just... I've been really stressing over work lately."
| "I'm sorry." Janet sighs, getting very, very personal. "It's just... I think my boyfriend is cheating on me with an eighteen year old and... and pisses me off that an eighteen year old is a younger woman for me now!"
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Post by timewarpee on Sept 10, 2019 9:16:22 GMT -6
Sorry, boyfriend cheating on me
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Post by kappa on Sept 11, 2019 11:38:51 GMT -6
Sorry, boyfriend cheating on me "... Sorry to hear that." Oliver, a social inept individual, states as he finally gets his beer. The Waitress informs him that a Casino Staff will come over with a form for him to sign, in order to get his three thousand dollars. Obligated to stay, he glances at the lightly sobbing brunette, every so often wiping tears from her eyes, showing off her freshly red polished fingernails. "Men are such pigs sometimes." Janet huffs. "So what if I'm less than half a decade away from thirty?! I'm still pretty! Hell, I'm Wonder..." She stops herself mid sentence, almost revealing her secret identity. "I'm wonderful!l Oliver nods. This was getting a little annoying. He just wanted to relax at a casino. Maybe, catch a show, hit up the Hershey Store and M&M World, maybe get some macadamia nuts at the ABC Store in Planet Hollywood. Normal things to do in Vegas! | Oliver is now annoyed at Janet | So, he decides to fuck with her. | So, he asks her what her ideal future would be. | | Oliver tries giving Janet the Cold Shoulder | But she keeps trying to engage him! | She gets angry, again, and calls Oliver rude! | | Feeling nice, Oliver decided to engage the woman. | He asks her what she considers old to be. | He asks why she lets someone get her head like this. |
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Post by kingfaraday on Sept 11, 2019 11:47:06 GMT -6
annoyed A
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Post by timewarpee on Sept 12, 2019 14:22:16 GMT -6
Feeling nice, A
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