👶🏻 The Game of Life 👵🏻

Player 1:

You've worked hard, you've worked long. Congratulations, you've been promoted to Head Nurse!



I know, I know, you're tired, you wanted to be an artist, and you look and feel much, much older than you should. 

At least you get better hours and a much nice salary. Not to mention the benefits!

You are single, you have been for awhile now. You're rarely at home, and when you are, it's usually you, sleeping on the couch, watching Netflix with a glass of wine and a microwave dinner.

Player 3:5

Round 4 Status: 

Player 1- Head Nurse with skin the skin of a woman fifteen years older than her

Player 2- A PTA Mom

Player 3- Co-Owner of a New Fast Food Chain


Alright, let's see where round 5 will take us!


Player 1:

Spun a 3	Menopause!
Spun a 4	Become a foster mom
Spun a 5	Lesbian Relationship with an Intern
Spun a 10	Midlife Crisis Tattoo

Player 2:

Spun a 7	You're pregnant, again!
Spun a 8	You joined a book club!
Spun a 9	You are now the Neighborhood Cougar
Spun a 10	You caught your husband having an affair

Player 3:

Spun a 4	Get into politics
Spun a 5	It's official, your doctor says your obese
Spun a 6	Another business venture!
Spun a 9	You now frequent a gay strip club

Player 1: 3
Player 2: 9
Player 3: 4

Let me try that again,
3-9-9

Player 2:

Just because you're a mother of three, doesn't mean you're not sexy!

And let me tell ya, the neighborhood knows!



You often flirt with the pool boy, the neighbor kid across the street, the neighbor kid on the left of your house, the neighbor kid on the right, and the clerk at the 7-Eleven by your kid's school.

You justify this behavior because you're pretty sure your husband is having an affair with his secretary. That, and you love attention!