"What do you mean I'm Energy Anemic?!" Sam, dressed in her mom's old blue flannel jacket with matching jeans, shouts at a portly, purple skinned man behind a desk at a Compassionate Vampire Office.
"Vell, Anemia results from a lack of red blood cells or dysfunctional red blood cells in the body vich leads to reduced oxygen flow to the body's organs." The Vampire explains. "For Energy Anemics, this means your energy flow is being blocked."
Sam tries her best to understand what's going on.
"So, because you guys drained ten years from me..."
"Yes, ve, unfortunately, didn't account for you being an Energy Anemic. Very Sorry... naturally, ve vill compensate you for this inconvenience."
"Am I going to keep aging rapidly?!"
"No, No, No." The Vampire wags a finger.
"So, I won't age anymore?"
"No... uh... it's like... ah... Oh! It's like a river filled with vater, the blockage causes leaks, vich is is vy you aged aged ten years last night. Ven the vater is reduced, so vill the... uh... the aging."
"How old will I get then?"
The Vampire takes a good look at Sam, his eyes sparkling white.
"In Medieval Times, 1 out of every 5 Human suffered from the Husk Curse, or, as we call it today, Energy Anemia." A Pale, Blonde Bombshell states on a YouTube PSA.
Sam, coping with the fact that, eventually, she'll be 55 way, way, way before her own mother, sits in the living room, wrapped in a blanket, in a fetal position, listening, but dumbfounded at where life is taking her.
Below her feet, a form from the Compassionate Vampires. She'll receive a sum of 35 Grand a month for the next ten years! But what's money compared to lost youth?!
"In Modern Times, only 1 in 25 suffer from Energy Anemia. If you suffer from the ailment, you may have some questions. Don't worry, we have plenty of answers!"
A: Are There really mental side effects to Energy Anemia? B: Is it true my sexual attractions will... mature? C: Something else.
Forced to attend am Energy Anemia Support Group by her mother, who was now biologically 13 years her junior, Sam begrudgingly sat in a room filled with middle aged and elderly men and women as well as a single Energy Vampire... who, for some reason, was in charge of the meeting!
"I'd like to welcome the regulars..." A Young Man smiles with a british accent, his white teeth gleaming, resembling a 1970s David Bowie with pure white hair in a modern cut.
[the one where the sides are shaved and the top is left alone. I think Macklemore had hair like that? I don't feel like googling what it's called. It's information I don't need nor want 😂]
"And I'd like to introduce the newcomer. Ms Horton?"
"Call me, Sam, please." Samantha sighs.
Everyone in the room either grinned or lightly chuckled. It was a comment they all related to, one way or another.
"Okay, Sam, thank very much for coming today. My name is Alton Cabbage... and I'm sure your not exactly thrilled for me to be here."
"It's quite all right." Alton assures, cutting Sam off. "You don't have to sugarcoat anything here. Call me a bastard, an asshole, even a cunt."
A few elderly ladies gasped.
"Language!" A 91 Year old woman, dressed in a purple track suit, neck drooping like a galapagos tortoise, hair a frizzy, short grey, wags a bony finger at the vampire.
"Sorry, Ms Francis. But, Sam, please, feel free to let out any anger you have. I sincerely encourage it."
"I mean... it's not like you're the reason I'm old." Sam shrugs her spongy shoulders.
"Still, I'm a member of a race capable of making you even older. I would not hold it against you to harbor resentment towards me or any Energy Vampire." Alton prods. "And I want to be clear about that, I'm not here to make you forgive us. I'm here to listen."
"You sure do talk a lot for someone here to listen!" A morbidly obese 60 Year old on a rascal, with a nasally voice, whispers loudly to an 90 year old, sitting to her left, slowly knitting a sweater.
"Look... I'm old, and I'm going to be 55 sooner or later."
An 85 Year Old Latina cackles like a which across the room.
"Mija, 55 ain't old. Talk to me when your life revolves around medication!"
A: Continue the meeting B: Sam is dragged to a bar by her Mother... and referred to as her Mom's older sister the entire night! C: Sam wakes up one more 55!
chronoeclipse: Please make sure that the content that you share on here is related to Age Progression.
Sept 19, 2020 10:35:21 GMT -6
chronoeclipse: Just posting pictures of sexy naked women that you would 'like' see older is NOT AP-related
Sept 19, 2020 10:36:15 GMT -6
chronoeclipse: that's just sharing porn. And there are plenty of other sites that you can do that on.
Sept 19, 2020 10:36:35 GMT -6
ark: I've just started an intractable thread for a imaginary "lost youth" post on a message board, with women complaining about the first signs of aging. Inspired by that old copy-pasta I shared a fee weeks back.
Oct 21, 2020 19:42:22 GMT -6
ark: Are they in denial, or is something afoot? Either way - it doesn't matter! Feel free to add to it - short, sharp descriptions of aging from the bemused perspective of "young" women as if posting to a message board. Try to stick to the theme!
Oct 21, 2020 19:44:13 GMT -6
animeagony: new Profile
Nov 5, 2020 17:04:06 GMT -6
animeagony: It very much pog
Nov 5, 2020 17:04:14 GMT -6
tej2506: I'm considering starting up the AP Victim Support Group again. Any old members or new members can join. I'm hoping to start it up in the next few days, please DM me with your character if you're interested in joining, so I have an idea of numbers.
Nov 13, 2020 15:58:31 GMT -6
kappa: Newest episode of The Simpsons has an interesting little APesque scene.
Nov 15, 2020 22:05:50 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Made a new Agenaria story if you haven't checked it out yet
Nov 16, 2020 14:05:38 GMT -6
kappa: Just wanna praise/recommend JackpotMans New Agenaria story. If you're a totally spies fan, it's definitely worth a look 😘
Nov 19, 2020 17:07:09 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 11 of the Animaniacs Reboot has an AP Scene
Nov 20, 2020 19:59:20 GMT -6
animeagony: I've been vibing to this for hours..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJx9oU1MolI
Dec 5, 2020 17:17:31 GMT -6
animeagony: Go to the Maria Shorts thread to make a choice!
Dec 9, 2020 18:37:49 GMT -6
kappa: Big Mouth Season 4 Episode 6
Dec 12, 2020 16:26:25 GMT -6