Wizard Shack Nov 3, 2019 18:25:33 GMT -6
Post by kappa on Nov 3, 2019 18:25:33 GMT -6
|Pizza 🍕 (16")||Info 🗄||Price 💷|
|The Spicy Cougar 🐆||Jalapeños and Pepperoni on a thick crust.|
May Cause: Hot Flashes, sudden weight gain, a sexual attraction to younger men,
a desire to dress trashy and show off more skin, a desire to hangout
at bars, a need to smoke cigarettes, drink, and dance.
|The Prudish Pepperoni 💍||Pepperoni and Basil.|
May Cause: A tendency to be easily shocked by matters relating to sex or nudity, excessively concerned with sexual propriety, Grey hair, prominent wrinkles, a disinterested in popular music of today.
|The Karen Short Cut👩🏼💼||Korean Short Ribs with a Roasted Garlic Aioli Sauce.|
May Cause: A Short Bob Cut, Self Entitlement, a desire to complain to staff over any little thing, a mom purse.
|The Italian Grandma 🍅||Italian Sausage, extra mozzarella, with garlic basil tomato sauce on a thin crust.|
May Cause: A Need to cook Italian Dishes for the grandkids you apparently have, an increase in breast size, a newfound knowledge of the Italian language, a love for Barbara Streisand.
|The Abuelita Chorizo 👵🏻||Pork Chorizo with a spicy tomato sauce and Queso Fresco.|
May Cause: A increase in weight, a decrease in height, a desire to wear a comfy house dress, a desire to cook, a desire to call young people either Mija or Mijo, a need to watch trashy tv shows with spoiled, rich brats getting laid, drunk, or high in the big city.
|The Old Wasp Olive 🐝||Olives. (Can be blended with the Prudish Pepperoni if requested)|
May Cause: An increase in your bank account, a drastic increase in your age, senility, weak knees, poor eyesight, angina, a husband amazingly older than you are!
|The Sweet Auntie 🍯||A sweet tomato sauce, extra mozzarella, with Canadian bacon, pepperoni, sausage, and bacon.|
May Cause: a beehive hairstyle, sudden weight gain, hot flashes, a need for chained glasses, an eccentric style in clothes, a hoarse voice, and a desire to pinch cheeks.
|The Stork Special 🐣||BBQ Chicken.|
May Cause: Sudden Pregnancy.
|The Cat Lady Special 🐱||Tuna Fish.|
May Cause: rapid aging, a desire to own multiple cats, insanity.