Did you know that fortune cookies are from Japan and not China?!
Seriously? That's so weird, right?!
Anyways, there's this new Hawaiian Bakery called Ono Rose and it's been really popular in my town lately!
Mainly cause of this challenge kids are messing around with.
It's called Wicked Menehune Fortune Cookie Challenge.
Buy a five dollar bag of their Wicked Menehune Fortune Cookies, a bag they claim is cursed, and eat one fortune cookie a day for an entire month.
Finish the bag, show the clerk all the fortunes, and get a free box of one dozen malasadas!
So, like the bags come in either 30 or 31 cookies and I got the 30.
Here goes the challenge!
Ew, I don't really like fortune cookies cause they always taste like cardboard! Gross!
Well, let's see fortune number 1!
- You will call every teenager sweetie, honey, sweetheart, hun, or cutie pie - You will now need the use of a cane. Without a cane, you will fall. - You will start doing crosswords puzzles recreationally
chronoeclipse: Please make sure that the content that you share on here is related to Age Progression.
Sept 19, 2020 10:35:21 GMT -6
chronoeclipse: Just posting pictures of sexy naked women that you would 'like' see older is NOT AP-related
Sept 19, 2020 10:36:15 GMT -6
chronoeclipse: that's just sharing porn. And there are plenty of other sites that you can do that on.
Sept 19, 2020 10:36:35 GMT -6
ark: I've just started an intractable thread for a imaginary "lost youth" post on a message board, with women complaining about the first signs of aging. Inspired by that old copy-pasta I shared a fee weeks back.
Oct 21, 2020 19:42:22 GMT -6
ark: Are they in denial, or is something afoot? Either way - it doesn't matter! Feel free to add to it - short, sharp descriptions of aging from the bemused perspective of "young" women as if posting to a message board. Try to stick to the theme!
Oct 21, 2020 19:44:13 GMT -6
animeagony: new Profile
Nov 5, 2020 17:04:06 GMT -6
animeagony: It very much pog
Nov 5, 2020 17:04:14 GMT -6
tej2506: I'm considering starting up the AP Victim Support Group again. Any old members or new members can join. I'm hoping to start it up in the next few days, please DM me with your character if you're interested in joining, so I have an idea of numbers.
Nov 13, 2020 15:58:31 GMT -6
kappa: Newest episode of The Simpsons has an interesting little APesque scene.
Nov 15, 2020 22:05:50 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Made a new Agenaria story if you haven't checked it out yet
Nov 16, 2020 14:05:38 GMT -6
kappa: Just wanna praise/recommend JackpotMans New Agenaria story. If you're a totally spies fan, it's definitely worth a look 😘
Nov 19, 2020 17:07:09 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 11 of the Animaniacs Reboot has an AP Scene
Nov 20, 2020 19:59:20 GMT -6
animeagony: I've been vibing to this for hours..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJx9oU1MolI
Dec 5, 2020 17:17:31 GMT -6
animeagony: Go to the Maria Shorts thread to make a choice!
Dec 9, 2020 18:37:49 GMT -6
kappa: Big Mouth Season 4 Episode 6
Dec 12, 2020 16:26:25 GMT -6