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Post by chronoeclipse on Apr 23, 2020 12:26:49 GMT -6
I truly enjoy the concept of a dormitory with young college coeds (relatively) and younger men being on lock down and just having sex as often as they can; of course they wouldn't be aware of the fact their 90 or so, or why for some of them are having a "hard" time keeping up...so many great scenarios; or even why the girls today are giving the best blow jobs (gum jobs as you might realize) and why bois seem so well equipped for nipple foreplay (again...lack of teeth). Yeah I love this line of thinking - what if it's a magic domicile thats a coed dorm Monday/Wednesday/Friday filled with sexy young people ages 17 - 23 and Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday it's a nursing home and those same kids are ages 75 - 100. What happens Sunday you ask? Chaos! Some of them are college kids and some are old ladies! a couple goes from young love on Friday to their 60th wedding anniversary on Saturday to a May/December romance on Sunday!
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jun 24, 2020 8:49:00 GMT -6
So sometimes when I'm working I like to have some mindless on in the background and this week I've discovered The Floor Is Lava on Netflix. It's as mindless as mindless gets. A reality competition show where groups of people compete in obstacle courses to get across a room filled will red slime in the spirit of the 'floor is lava' game we all played as kids. Why am I bringing this up here? Two reasons - 1) In one episode a group of flight attendants were competing and one middle-aged blonde woman was jumping across couches and tables while the host commented "Look at Michelle, 51 years old and still hoping across furniture like a teenager!" 2) In the last episode of the season these three competed: A trio of 20-something, social media obsessed, blonde yoga babes! They were like characters straight out of one of my AP stories and I would give anything to age them up in 20 year increments and make the run the course again in their 40s, 60s and 80s!
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Post by anonguy on Jun 24, 2020 19:30:47 GMT -6
Maybe 90's?
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jun 25, 2020 7:57:36 GMT -6
Sure! I'd love to imagine those yoga babes hobbling through a treacherous obstacle course at 90!
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keith943
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Post by keith943 on Jun 25, 2020 11:27:11 GMT -6
Some of them might be hobbling through the treacherous obstacle course at 90 while others might be going be going through it as if they are still in their peak athletic age teens, and their twenties.
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 11, 2020 20:51:56 GMT -6
The 90s Supermarket Sweep is available for streaming on Netflix. (I think a bunch are also viewable on youtube but not 100% sure on that). It's - HILARIOUSLY 90s. If you want to see what all of our aunts dressed and talked like in 1992 or what all the Karen's of California were like in their 20s just watch this ridiculous game show.
It's fun imagining what each contestant on the show looks like now 30 years later but I really want people to interview the former contestants now in 2020, maybe do some reaction videos where they have the now middle-aged women watching their 20-something selves getting WAY too excited over running down a box of Honey Smacks.
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 27, 2020 8:58:54 GMT -6
So classic Hollywood actress Olivia De Havilland passed away this week. She was 104! She had always been one of my reference models for what beautiful women might look like when they got very old. She was also one of the last surviving cast members of Gone With the Wind. Which is especially impressive if you consider that the majority of young women from that film lived into their 90s and all passed away in the last 12 years. There was Mary Anderson who at age 21 played Maybelle Merriwether in the film. She lived to be 96! Olivia De Havilland was 23 when the film came out. She played Scartlet's cousin Melanie Hamilton: Alicia Rhett who was 24 played another debutante India She lived to be 98-years-old! Ann Rutherford who was 22 at the time played Scarlet's youngest sister Carreen. And she lived to be 94! And finally Evelyn Keyes was 23 when she played the middle O'Hara sister Suellen: And she lived to be 91. Several of these women lived in the same Beverly Hills nursing home together in the early 2000s! Imagine a group of fun flirty 20-somethings working on a project together and then all ending up shuffling around together again 70 years later! I would love it if I could time travel and discover that the same thing happened with the female members of the cast of High School Musical in the 2070s/2080s. Elderly gray haired Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale along with Olesya Rulin, Monique Coleman and KayCee Stroh are hobbling around a Hollywood nursing home, telling the young people who come to volunteer about the golden age of Hollywood in the early 2000s.
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Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 1, 2020 13:16:52 GMT -6
I would really love to time travel to the 2080s where there will inevitably senile elderly versions of the whole 'Girls Gone Wild' crowd.
I imagine a news crew going to visit Karlie at her local nursing home in 2085 for her 100th birthday. She sees the cameras pointed at her and forgets where she is - suddenly thinking she's back at Spring Break 2004! Everyone is speechless as the frail old woman lifts up her shirt and jiggles her empty saggers to the crew and lets out a shrill quavering 'Wooooooo!'
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Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 1, 2020 13:36:27 GMT -6
Rebecca Age 78: "Woooooo!" Caption: "I forgot to take my blood pressure medication!" Tiffany Age 85: "Woooooo!" Caption: "My granddaughters skyping me with her hot fiance walking around in the background with his shirt off!" Haley Age 92: "Wooooooo!" Caption: "That young orderly's coming to change my depends!"
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Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 6, 2020 7:55:13 GMT -6
This isn't AP but should pique the interest of some folks on here - In Jonathan Hickman's current X-Men run he's introduced a group of elderly female super-scientists that call themselves Hordeculture: marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Hordeculture_(Earth-616)They kick ass and take names while making side comments about coupon clipping and early-bird specials. One even floats around in a high tech hoverchair. They are a lot of fun. In an added bit of enjoyment - in Empyre: X-Men #2 that came out yesterday, the old biddies sprayed Angel and Multiple Man with a special pheromone spray that made the men see them as hot young women. So for a panel we got a glimpse at what Hordeculture would have looked like if they were more traditional comic book pin-up girls. It was sort of psuedo Old Age AR.
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Post by niddlyby43 on Aug 6, 2020 8:17:19 GMT -6
A pheromone that causes one to see older or elderly women as their younger and bustier selfs...frickin’ cool. God if there was a transition process when the drug takes effect and wears off...
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Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 6, 2020 8:27:39 GMT -6
You spray it on some young frat guys one morning and take them to a local nursing home - they just see tons of young sexy girls and begin hooking up with the ladies and partying, only to wake up in a nursing home bed hours later with their arms wrapped around two naked elderly women with catheters and oxygen tubes...
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Post by niddlyby43 on Aug 6, 2020 16:52:22 GMT -6
You spray it on some young frat guys one morning and take them to a local nursing home - they just see tons of young sexy girls and begin hooking up with the ladies and partying, only to wake up in a nursing home bed hours later with their arms wrapped around two naked elderly women with catheters and oxygen tubes... ”Sonny you made an old lady feel hella good...” “Poor Mertle can barely stand; you boys really appreciate some gummy mouths...” *Heavy snoring from the other nude, saggy titted lady to her left; ashen nipples pooling right above the sheets* Wheezing some, “Could you be a dear and call the attendant? Or.....do you want a gummy round two?...” the elderly woman suggests as she shakily holds some dusty lube.
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Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 6, 2020 16:55:54 GMT -6
You spray it on some young frat guys one morning and take them to a local nursing home - they just see tons of young sexy girls and begin hooking up with the ladies and partying, only to wake up in a nursing home bed hours later with their arms wrapped around two naked elderly women with catheters and oxygen tubes... ”Sonny you made an old lady feel hella good...” “Poor Mertle can barely stand; you boys really appreciate some gummy mouths...” *Heavy snoring from the other nude, saggy titted lady to her left; ashen nipples pooling right above the sheets* Wheezing some, “Could you be a dear and call the attendant? Or.....do you want a gummy round two?...” the elderly woman suggests as she shakily holds a some dusty lube. The dude was probably wondering all night why these hot college chicks were referring to blowjobs as 'gummys'
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Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 10, 2020 10:08:47 GMT -6
Fun fact about Zoey Deutch - her mom is none other than Lea Thompson! Who, as a young actress, played in at least two roles that turned her into an old lady - Lorraine McFly in Back to the Future 2 and the Hooker who traded her youth and beauty for cold hard cash in the Tales from the Crypt episode 'Only Sin Deep'.
I wonder how long it will be until her beautiful daughter takes a role that ages her up into a little old lady?
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