BigBobBopper asks: What is Miley Cyrus like in 2088? You said she's the spokeswoman for Depends, so, is she still very active at 95? 🤔
TimeWarp123: In 2088, Miley Cyrus has a very popular Sitcom Series on the Disney Channel platform called DisBox. Her show is called Fairy God Grandma and it costars three of her great granddaughters. She also has recurring roles on Martian Moms, Happy Hours Madness, and Android William. That year, she also released a holiday album, was in two holiday specials, cameoed in four blockbuster movies, opened up a chain of cookie stores called Granny Cyrus Sweets , and is rumored to have had a relationship with the grandson of Taylor Swift.
Party Pat *Sipping on a Guinness, giving a thumbs up*: Sure did, old man!
Old Man *Smiling*: Even though ya know magic can't help him?
Party Pat *Smiling*: Great minds think alike, yo!
Old Man *Laughing*: So, what was it like?
Party Pat: It sucked, yo.
Old Man: *Slowly lifting a cupped hand to his mouth, thrusting up and down, slowly with an open mouth*
Party Pat: Nah, I mean I didn't get to see what he saw, dawg! I just saw a grandma getting reamed, yo!
Old Man: I could've told ya that, boyo!
Party Pat: That's lame yo, Dude's a walking AP Machine, and I don'ts getta see it! Man, I'm jelly!
Old Man: The Past is the present, the present is the future, the future is the past, tomorrow is today, today is yesterday, and yesterday is tomorrow. I wouldn't be jealous, that's a fuckin confusing power if there ever were one! *Chuckling*
Winks: The first time I had a croque madame, I was soooo happy. It's everything I want in a sandwich. Or so I thought...
Robot Therapist: Responce. Please, continue.
Winks: Everything changed when I tried Portugal's Version. The Francesinha. It was like, everything I thought I loved could be 100 times better... and a 100 times worse for me! I mean, thank God Americans don't have this sandwich, they'll go extinct!
Robot Therapist: Inquiry. What does this have to do with Halloween Town?
Winks: It's always been my favorite Halloween Movie. And there's this one version I love, where the grandma is played by Debbie Reynolds, the mother of Carrie Fisher, but there's this other version where the grandma is played by Melissa Joan Hart and, somehow, it's actually a better movie. And it's not like Debbie Reynolds' Version sucks in any way. No, she's amazing... but Melissa Joan Hart? My God, she's the Portuguese Sandwiches of Old Witch Perfection!
Robot Therapist: Inquiry and recommendation. Do you require antipsychotic medication?
Winks *Laughing*: If you watch both movies, you'd get how sane I am!
*Winks, standing across from a twin sized mattress, holding a large can of Sapporo, looking at a nervous brunette with a lightly flushed face, very, very, very annoyed this is happening, again!*
Freshman Mary (18): I'm... uh... I'm a little nervous about this.
Winks *Mumbling Lightly with a smirk, rolling his eyes*: Sure you are, Anal Mary.
Sophomore Mary (19): What?
Junior Mary (20) *Giggling*: Oh... you've heard about my nickname?
Winks *Shrugging*: Not really.
Senior Mary (21) *Purring*: Come on, Winks, finals are over, you don't have to lie! Honestly? I like my little nickname!
Winks *Muttering to himself with great frustration*: Why does is always end the same way!
Anal Mary (25-30) *Wiggling around her bubble butt up high in the air*: Don't be shy *slapping her bubble butt, lightly riddled here and there with bump, with a tramp stamp which read "Anal Mary" in red cursive* I'llI walk you through it, kiddo *wink*
Winks: Look, I had a lot to drink tonight and...
Aunty Mary (39-45): Come on, Winks, Aunty Mary's gottta work overtime in the morning. *licking thinning her lips seductively* "Let me have some fun before a boring nine to five!
Winks: You know, a woman at your age, maybe getting to bed now is the right choice. After all...
Granny Mary (65-76): *Slapping her walrus sized rear, riffling like a wave* Spear a white wale, Winks! Get in my blowhole!
LizardBoy87: Hey guys, Today is Power Positive Monday, when you list one good thing about your superpowers. For me, it's being able to cut off my dick whenever I get The Clap. I know, TMI, but trust me, it comes in handy! 🍆🗡
WTF69: I guess being able to project images with mass is pretty awesome when you're between girlfriends... Don't judge me!
LiarLiarPantsOnFire: I've gotten out of so many speeding tickets. That, and all my affairs! My husband's as clueless as the game! 🤫
Chimps: I can masturbate with my feet. MY FEET! NUF SAID.
TimeWarp123: I hate my powers. HATE. There is no past, present, or future. It's all the same! But, I guess the one bright side is that one night stands have absolutely no shame because time resets like it never happened. Meanwhile, I remember eating pussy that transitions literally decades. Getting loose and Grey, and often reeking of piss. 😑 Ups and downs of womanhood, I guess.
TimeWarp123: Sorry for the rant, I'm just... Have you ever had sex with a woman nicknamed Anal Mary? It's very frustrating! She had six kids, and menopause turned her ass into something like two Kim Kardassians and a Nicki Minaj! And don't get me started on her turkey neck and dentures! And I have to do this over and over and over and over... HAVE YOU EVER MADE AN 85 YEAR OLD GREAT GRANDMA ORGASM?! She yelps my name like I'm her grandson. EVERY.MSINGLE. TIME.
TimeWarp123: The worst part is when they demand to cuddle afterwards and, POOF, THEY'RE 18! Like, where was that when I was neck deep in the smells of vaporub?! Where was that when I literally had to yell cause your hearing aid was on the fritz? Where was that when I was genuinely concerned I was gonna break a hip!
TimeWarp123: Again, bright side, they always forget... but I never do!
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
Feb 2, 2021 0:55:05 GMT -6
MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
Feb 3, 2021 12:49:27 GMT -6
JackpotMans: If you are a part of round 2 of the AP Tournament, please check your messages! I would prefer to talk over discord if you use it, but I don't mind conversing here.
Feb 4, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -6
unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
Feb 11, 2021 15:01:41 GMT -6
JackpotMans: AP Tournament has been updated! Check out the updates!
Feb 19, 2021 18:01:22 GMT -6
MeanMark: Just started an intractables thread -- join the FaceApp fun!
Feb 23, 2021 10:38:17 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Voting for round 2 will close tomorrow!
Feb 23, 2021 11:37:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
Mar 19, 2021 7:32:01 GMT -6
MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6
kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
Apr 19, 2021 10:05:11 GMT -6
kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
May 7, 2021 13:55:29 GMT -6
kappa: R.I.P Paul Mooney ❤️
May 19, 2021 21:41:16 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 2 of Modok had an interesting AP scene in the end ❤️
May 26, 2021 10:09:28 GMT -6
kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:26 GMT -6
kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:42 GMT -6