You're pushing thirty, your metabolism is lowering, and your diet has become, well, not so good these days.
You carry the weight nicely, although, your wardrobe has changed styles as a result. You dress conservatively at work, you dress comfortably at home. Sweatpants and Pantsuits have most definitely dominated your dresser. You can't think of the last time your wore a top designed to draw attention to your torso. You most often wear clothing that does the opposite!
Shall we continue analyzing your 30s?
-Love life. Single or Long Term? - Living Arrangements. Still have roommates or on your own? - Hobbies. Improv or Spin Class?
You've got the income, you've got the partner, you've got a nice apartment, and a good babysitter lined up that your old roommates swear by.
Congrats, you convinced yourself that you're ready!
Are you though? Eh, I'm sure you are! Sorry for doubting that... it's just, you never really talked about kids till recently. Oi, did 33 really get your biological clock kicking into overdrive?!
Sorry, you do you, love! 😘
Again, congrats. Although... please, reconsider naming him Shelby. NO. For his sake. Just... just, NO.
All right, so 34 is pretty rough for you. And so is 35. Matthew is definitely a hands on parent, but that doesn't mean you're not knee high in diapers!
And the feedings? Boy, did your breasts get the full package!
Sorry, love, they resemble crispy pepperoni slices now. But hey, the stretched marked belly, the bumps on your fatty thighs, your spongy arms, your bum the size of a yoga ball, cellulite like cream cheese on a bagel, that's lovely. The Mum look is brilliant on you! Simply cracker!
Uh, let's dive into your late thirties, yeah?
- You're an obsessive PTA Mom -You're an intense workaholic -You've obsessed with losing the baby weight - Viewer's Pitch
chronoeclipse: Please make sure that the content that you share on here is related to Age Progression.
Sept 19, 2020 10:35:21 GMT -6
chronoeclipse: Just posting pictures of sexy naked women that you would 'like' see older is NOT AP-related
Sept 19, 2020 10:36:15 GMT -6
chronoeclipse: that's just sharing porn. And there are plenty of other sites that you can do that on.
Sept 19, 2020 10:36:35 GMT -6
ark: I've just started an intractable thread for a imaginary "lost youth" post on a message board, with women complaining about the first signs of aging. Inspired by that old copy-pasta I shared a fee weeks back.
Oct 21, 2020 19:42:22 GMT -6
ark: Are they in denial, or is something afoot? Either way - it doesn't matter! Feel free to add to it - short, sharp descriptions of aging from the bemused perspective of "young" women as if posting to a message board. Try to stick to the theme!
Oct 21, 2020 19:44:13 GMT -6
animeagony: new Profile
Nov 5, 2020 17:04:06 GMT -6
animeagony: It very much pog
Nov 5, 2020 17:04:14 GMT -6
tej2506: I'm considering starting up the AP Victim Support Group again. Any old members or new members can join. I'm hoping to start it up in the next few days, please DM me with your character if you're interested in joining, so I have an idea of numbers.
Nov 13, 2020 15:58:31 GMT -6
kappa: Newest episode of The Simpsons has an interesting little APesque scene.
Nov 15, 2020 22:05:50 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Made a new Agenaria story if you haven't checked it out yet
Nov 16, 2020 14:05:38 GMT -6
kappa: Just wanna praise/recommend JackpotMans New Agenaria story. If you're a totally spies fan, it's definitely worth a look 😘
Nov 19, 2020 17:07:09 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 11 of the Animaniacs Reboot has an AP Scene
Nov 20, 2020 19:59:20 GMT -6
animeagony: I've been vibing to this for hours..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJx9oU1MolI
Dec 5, 2020 17:17:31 GMT -6
animeagony: Go to the Maria Shorts thread to make a choice!
Dec 9, 2020 18:37:49 GMT -6
kappa: Big Mouth Season 4 Episode 6
Dec 12, 2020 16:26:25 GMT -6