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Post by kappa on May 6, 2020 12:12:59 GMT -6
(In a little fit of rage, I accidentally deleted the first chapter. 😅 I had it coming! Definitely deserved that little hurdle! 🤣 Anyways, Pics are by Spyguy and Hideyoshi lacan.) Kappa Presents: Marvel's Milf Squad!  *** Black Widow  Natalia Alianovna Romanova, also known as Natasha Romanoff, witnessed firsthand The Fall of The Berlin Wall. The crumbling bricks and chants of joy gave her hope for a better future and shaped the next 30 years of her life. "I'd like a Mocha Fudge Stripe Frape" The Mature Redhead with a Light Russian Accent orders at a StarkBucks Coffee. Fit as ever, dressed in black, her skin, unfortunately, wasn't as tight and firm as it had been in the past. Pasty white, a display of crow's feet and laugh lines highly visible, it was a ghostly white streak of hair which complimented her middle aged form. That, and the menopausal sag and slight expansion of her once perfect rear. "Thank you." Natasha smiles, grabbing the beverage, ignoring the crowd's stares, as she sips on her sweet treat. It's nothing new. Back in the '90s, on her version of Earth, when Captain America unthawed after fifty years in solid ice, she was eye candy. The media didn't care she was a competent, highly trained Shield Agent, she was merely on The Avengers to add a little spice to an otherwise sausage fest. When she was given the reigns in 1998, it was a difficult transition, but, with a lot of effort on her part, she earned her World's respect. "Back to Square One." Natasha mumbles to herself as she sits down, her slightly padded rear the showcase of the hour as it slowly sits down onto a a green chair. What Shame she has to start from scratch at 52! |
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Post by kappa on May 6, 2020 13:08:39 GMT -6
She-Hulk
A Tall, Green Woman, slender, relatively speaking, with age spotted hands grabbing her exposed muffin top, Jennifer Walters stands naked on a digital scale in what is currently the bathroom of her newly acquired apartment in M-Town. It's funny, on her world, Mutates with obvious physical differences were treated just as badly as Mutants. It didn't help the media made focus that the offspring of mutates, statistically, ended up being Mutants. A mother of 4, Jennifer knew that as fact. "Great, I gained five pounds since I got here!" Jennifer pouts her thinking, dark green lips."Lousy McCoy Burgers! I'm gonna be a blimp if I keep this up!" It didn't help that she's been going through the change, or that she stress eats, our that she came across a tabloid newspaper which dubbed her "Hulk-Mom" She cringed at the term. She is a Hulk-Mom, but that doesn't mean she wants to be called that. To make matters worth, they've compared her curvy body with photos of her younger Doppelgänger. She couldn't be more self conscious, especially with her cellulite riddled, bumpy legs! "I look great for pushing 50." Jennifer sighs. Natasha was lucky, her younger self isn't walking around the streets of New York, she don't have to interact who her! She has some solace knowing Invisible Woman, Emma Frost, and Captain Marvel are having the same problems she is. Still, the media isn't nearly doing as much before and after photos as they are with her. "Excuse me for having kids!" Jennifer complains at an unflattering photo of her rear. She tosses on the floor, regretting the fact, eventually, she'll have to pick it up. After years of fighting crime, her back acts up often in the mornings!
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Post by kappa on May 6, 2020 13:47:28 GMT -6
Wasp
When Janet Van Dyne became the wasp at 23, she didn't think what the name would carry at 54, when she looks like a well to do, upper class, sophisticated brunette. It didn't help, socially speaking, that was a class bracket which fit her like a glove. A New York Elitist born and raises, an aging socialite with a body, she'd never admit, was heavily lifted and tightened with surgery. Her superhero name most definitely held a lot of meaning... still. "I bust my butt as hard as any superhero." Janet says during an interview with The DB. Her voice was raspy and mature, some noted it sounded like that of a long time chain smoker. Of course, Janet will never admit to that as well! "There's nothing to worry about, My Avengers, despite our... advanced age, we're perfectly capable of saving the day from anything, anywhere, anytime." "I'm not trying to offend you." J. Jonah Jameson responds in an oddly out of character tone of compassion. "But with all due respect, ma'am, you're 4 years my senior." "Your point?" Janet gives a harsh glare. "I think I'm in pretty fair shape myself for my age, and I have trouble getting out of bed at times. I think, and a lot of people think, a team of middle aged superheroes has some obvious concerns." "Jameson, I've fought through a hot flash during a battle with the Phoenix on Mars. If I can handle that kind of heat, I can handle anything!" Jameson fakes a smiles. Women of a certain age have always been his kryptonite. "Thanks for coming on the show." "Thanks for having me." Janet huffs. "And to all you viewers out there, you're all gosh darn lucky 'The Milf Squad' is on patrol!"
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Post by kappa on May 6, 2020 13:59:10 GMT -6
Scarlet Witch & Invisible WomanA Pregnant Brunette, wrapped in a red trench coat, wearing grey sweatpants and a white top which rode upwards, often exposing her ripe, stretch marked belly pauses the news as she heard the sounds of a bulky door unlocking.  A woman ten years older than her, pear shaped, with a slight double chin, dressed comfortably in slacks with a blue sweater, hair a short bob, smiles with two bags of McCoy's in hand.  Wanda licks her lips, her belly growling. A breakfast chicken sandwich, drizzled in honey, on a buttermilk biscuit was just what the doctor ordered! That, and cheesy hash brown nuggets! "You're a lifesaver, Sue!" Wanda chirps with a noticeable Eastern European Accent. Sue plops down beside her friend, her chain glasses focused on the tv. "Janet loves the limelight, doesn't she?" Wanda chuckles, her hands on her stomachs, eyes widened, making a noise of discomfort. "The twins kick again?" Susan asks rhetorically. "They're mutants. They have to be." Wanda rolls her eyes. "No way human babies are this active!" Susan laughs, unpausing the recording, shaking her head as a title card refers to her as "Invisible Karen". "We had to get stuck on an earth where this haircut has a stigma!" Susan sighs. "You should speak to their manager!" Wanda wags a finger mockingly. "Hey, I just bought you breakfast!" Susan glares. "With a coupon?" Susan shrugs her shoulders. "I can't wait to meet the young you tonight." Wanda smiles. "I wonder how she'd look with a pixie?!" "Shut up and eat your sandwich!"
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Post by kappa on May 6, 2020 14:17:24 GMT -6
Captain Marvel
 "So...you're a grandma?!" Kamala Khan asks the middle aged version of her mentor as The 30 Year Old Carol Danvers, face red as a tomato, makes breakfast with Spider Gwen and Gwenpool. Picture a Cougar, a blonde, wide hipped Cougar, dressed flashy in a sexy red dress, showing off age spotted, pasty legs, and long, blonde hair obviously increased by extensions. It was a future the Young Carol considered utterly dreadful. How could she possibly become... that?! "A Six year old, a three year old, and a newborn!" The Older Carol gushes. "I look pretty good for a grandma, don't I?" Carol winks at the trio in the middle of making omelets. The Young Carol is frozen in disgust, Spider Girl couldn't help but giggle, and Gwenpool? Well, she gave a thumbs up... which wasn't exactly the response The Young Carol wanted. It was, however, what The Older Carol wanted! Carol chuckles, taking out a carton of cigarettes from her oversized mom purse. A tacky red and blue with a yellow star in the middle. "Should you really be smoking?" The Young Carol crosses her arms. "That can't be good for you!" "Lighten up." The Older Carol chuckles, her belly quivering in a vile wave to her younger counterpart's eyes. "When you've worn spandex as long as I have, you'll need a vice or two to get you through the day. That reminds me, any good bars around here? Mama's hungry for some meat!" Young Carol almost gagged right then and there. Gwenpool, on the other hand, finally understood what love means!
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Post by kappa on May 6, 2020 15:08:51 GMT -6
Emma Frost
 Like fine, aged wine wrapped in an elegant white coat, displaying fancy, shiny clunky jewelry, blonde hair in drill like curls, a cute button nose, high cheek boned with a face lifted, yet, unmistakably mature, with skin white as porcelain and eyes blue as a marble. Like the painting of an aristocratic duchess. She sits there, with artificially plump lips, long, dainty fingers freshly polished in white, in the backseat of an Uber, looking out at The Gates of Xavier's Academy for Gifted Youngsters. It's funny, that's not a thing on her world. On her Earth, the Institute was founded by an Ancient Egyptian Mutant, known as En Sabah Nur, Madame Loki, The Norse Trickster Goddess, and Logan, The Legendary Wolverine. It was known as the Apocalypse Academy and Emma? She was part of The First Class. "This your stop?" The Uber Driver with a baby in the front seat asks with a smile. Despite her uppity appearance, Ms Frost was actually a delight to drive. For example, she sang along to kidz bop! "Yes, thank you." Emma smiles, getting out of the car and sauntering towards the passenger seat, her heels clacking loudly on the pavement as a rather refined muffin tops swish up and down, left and right. She kneels to the door, her butt, massive as it already is, bent In a positive that made it look ever bigger, as the child coos with joy towards the pretty blonde. "And thank you for keeping me company!" Emma speaks in a baby voice. The Child laughs, the Uber driver smiles. "That offer is still on the table." The Uber Driver assures. "My husband would love to have you for dinner!" "That sounds wonderful." Emma speaks sincerely. The car drives off and Emma once again looks at the school, her heart racing. "I know you're not my Jean." Emma lowers her head, balling up her fish, her nails nearly snapping in the palms of her hands. "I just... I need to see you. Just once." She sighs.
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Post by keith943 on May 6, 2020 15:51:14 GMT -6
How would they be when they and there dopplegangers vare a couple decades older.
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Post by kappa on May 6, 2020 15:56:34 GMT -6
Black Widow and She-Hulk
"Tonight, On The Season Finale of Empire City Bake-off, Four Time Academy Award Winner, Selena Gomez, will go neck and neck against '90s Pop Sensation, Miley Cyrus! Who will win the coveted prize, The Empire City Bright Lights Crown?! As always, I'm Matt Lucas..."
"I'm Richard Ayoade..."
"And I'm Matt Berry, Live and Lively in The City That Never Sleeps..."
"Let's get Baking!" The Three bump their fist in unison.
She-Hulk sighs in relief as she sits inside a cafe with her Team Captain, Natasha.
"I would've gone mad if I couldn't stream this!" Jennifer practically kisses Natasha's tablet. "Thank God your tablet's still connected to our world! How does that even work?"
Natasha shrugs her wide shoulders. Jen chuckles, her belly lifted up and down rather noticeably.
"I don't even care. I would've died if I didn't know who won this season. I hope it's Miley!"
Natasha raises a brow.
"You're kidding, right? Selena's French Macaroons on the Christmas Episode..."
"Miley Comes In Like A Wrecking Ball, Nat!" Jen speaks loudly.
The crowd looks at her, unaware the reference is just a tad bit different for She-Hulk and The Black Widow. Considering that song was the summer hit of 1993!
"So, how's the apartment?" Natasha asks as Jen gets heavily invested in the introduction where a secret ingredient is introduced. This time? Spicy German Mustard!
"I'm the oldest woman on my floor." Jen frowns. "I didn't realize how close it was to NYU before... well... before I signed the lease!"
Natasha chuckles. Jen's been in a funk lately. Her youngest kid graduating college this fall will do that!
"You could always stay at The Tower?"
Jen laughs.
"With the tabloids on our fat asses 24/7?"
"It's not that... fat." Natasha gets self conscious. Her butt couldn't have felt bigger at that moment.
"That's exactly why I got an apartment." Jen smiles." I'd rather feel old and fat without cameras, thank you very much and... Oh!" Jen's eyes lit up. "Miley is making spicy popovers!" Jen starts to clap. "She just has to win now!"
Natasha didn't have the heart to tell her Selena won!
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Post by kappa on May 6, 2020 15:57:14 GMT -6
How would they be when they and there dopplegangers vare a couple decades older. (Pardon?) |
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Post by Hideyoshi lacan on May 6, 2020 16:06:17 GMT -6
You do an excellent job of including lots of delicious details and it makes your writing a lot of fun to read. I love the use of alternative universes and having her tablet still connected to their old world is a great way for us to explore it. ❤️❤️❤️ Good job 🙃
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Post by kappa on May 6, 2020 16:09:10 GMT -6
You do an excellent job of including lots of delicious details and it makes your writing a lot of fun to read. I love the use of alternative universes and having her tablet still connected to their old world is a great way for us to explore it. ❤️❤️❤️ Good job 🙃 (Thanks, I plan on incorporating the Mandela Effect. So, keep an eye on the alternate reality references, they will come pop up again 🤣) |
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Post by kappa on May 6, 2020 16:28:10 GMT -6
The Wasp, The Scarlet Witch, and Invisible Woman
"Do you think I was too harsh on that interview?" Janet asks, sipping on a hot cup of tea with honey for her very exhausted throat. She'd been a little too loud this morning, yelling at an anchorman clearly never put in his place before!
"You called Jameson a Man-Child." Wanda smiles. "And he just took it!"
Susan starts to laugh.
"I'm pretty sure he's the butt that coined the term 'Invisible Karen'." Invisible Woman gives a thumbs up. "I'm buying you a glass of wine tonight for that!"
"A glass?" Janet raises a brow. "You sure Karen isn't a good fit for you?!"
Wanda breaks out in laughter, suddenly, she pauses, her eyes once again widened, she slowly but surely hoists her pregnant body upwards and quickly waddles towards The bathroom.
"Serves you right!" Susan smirks as Wanda gets closer and closer to the bathroom. This wasn't new!
Janet smiles.
"Thank The Lord I'll never have to deal with that again!"
"Tell me about it?" Susan smiles. "Say what you want about the change, it has its perks."
Janet nods. A silence fills the air for a good three minutes. It stopped as they heard the sound of the sink pouring a gushing river of water.
"So, I was offered to visit The Avenger Academy as a guests speaker." Janet frowns.
"... Isn't Henry... isn't... isn't he The Principal?"
"Yep."
"Hmm..."
"Apparently, This world's Janet has a... different relationship then the one I'm familiar with." (616, not MCU -Your Friendly Neighborhood Kappa)
"Oh?"
"I don't know if I should go."
"...I'll go with you."
"You will?"
"If you visit the Future Foundation with me?"
Janet bites her lip.
"I don't know, Two Karens?!"
Susan levitates a throw pillow at Janets head playfully!
"You don't have to do this." Sue points out.
"I want to." Janet smiles. "It'd be nice to see what Ant Man has on his plate in this world."
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Post by kappa on May 6, 2020 16:49:57 GMT -6
Captain Marvel
Kamala and The Gwens we're off to Midtown High. The Older Carol took note that the tall and lanky nerd that picked them up in a rusted up mustang couldn't have been anyone other than Peter Parker. She then rattled on about a very embarrassing story about him when she just turned 30.
It almost gave the Younger Carol a heart attack.
"Netflix?" The Older Carol clicks her tongue. "You don't have Flickbox here? I guess it's this world's that, huh?"
"I guess?" The Younger Carol shrugs as The Older looks through her watch list.
"Fuller House? That kind of sounds familiar."
"It's the reboot of Full House."
The Older Carol stares at her younger self. She finds Full House and looks even more puzzled.
"Why isn't Mr. T on this?"
"Mr. T?"
The Older Carol nods.
"Yeah, on my World he was Danny D. Tanner."
"I... I can't even imagine what that show was like."
"Miley Cyrus played the eldest daughter. You know her, right?"
"..."
"I guess I can binge some Parallel '90s. Even if there's no Mr T, Miley Cyrus, or Betty White."
"... I kind of want to watch your version of Full House!" Carol starts to laugh.
About three episodes in, a lot of laughs, a lot of conversation towards the strange cultural differences two versions of Earth have, the two Carols find themselves comfortable amongst each other.
"It's weird that you're here." The Young Carol admits.
"I know." The Older Carol shrugs. "But, hey, it comes with the territory. Being a superhero and all. If I had a nickel for every time something like this happened. Hmm... I could probably buy a mojito!"
"I... I got to ask, what's with the... the cougar style?"
"I like it." Carol smiles. "Something wrong with that?"
"No, it's just... were you always so..."
The Older Carol starts to chuckle.
"Look, I'd rather not get into that. I'm me, you're you. Technically, we're us. But hey, I'm pretty sure you won't walk the same path I did. I'm not from your future, after all. I just look like it!" The Older Carol winks.
And with that, The Young Carol felt relieved. Still, she was curious. How did That particular Carol turn into something so... trashy?!
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Post by kappa on May 6, 2020 17:07:49 GMT -6
Emma Frost
"I'm quite the disturbing figure on your world, aren't I?" Charles Xavier, sitting in a wheelchair inside his office, looks rather puzzled at the life this alternate version of Emma Frost had lived.
"Yeah, Onslaught isn't exactly the best version of you." Emma chuckles, looking over a very old yearbook.
"1961? Wow."
"And your school opened up in The '90s?"
Emma nods.
"The Modern Incarnation."
Charles places his left index and middle finger onto his temple.
"That's right. Your Nuri and Loki seem to have quite the history with Institutions. Ancient Athens, Crusader's Era Jerusalem, and Victorian London? Fascinating."
Emma looks over to the bookshelf, her eyes seeking a specific issue.
Charles couldn't help but smirk.
"2008."
"... 2008?"
Charles nods.
"She's 30 Years Old and engaged to Scott Summers."
Emma's face couldn't have looked more disgusted.
"I take it you you're not fan?'
"... I..."
"Don't worry." Charles assures. "Jean doesn't need to know about your... past."
Emma sighs. It's the right choice, but, deep down, it's not the choice she wants to make.
"Changing the subject, have you considered teaching here?" Charles offers. "We could always use help with Telepathy."
Emma shrugs.
"I don't know."
"Think about it. God only knows how long you'll be here, my dear."
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Post by keith943 on May 6, 2020 17:18:40 GMT -6
How would they be when they and there dopplegangers vare a couple decades older. (Pardon?) I guess I was thinking about a flashforward Age progression transformation scene. |
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