🧑🏻🦰We should uh, we should draw a naked girl with like big whoppers, and she’s sitting in her doorway, and you’re walking through town and she’s like, hey stranger come over here, and you’re like, what do you want woman, and she’s like, so you can come in and have supper at my place, and you’re like, I’m a good Christian man with a wife at home, I can’t be hanging around with strange women, and she’s like, I ain’t gonna bite you mister, and you’re like, I don’t know, then all of a sudden, the rain starts coming, almost as if God himself is pushing you towards her doorway, so you go in, and she’s sitting down and she’s got a hot meal, it’s been a long time ‘for you’ve had a hot meal and a cold pillow, so you sit down and she takes a napkin and tucks it into your collar, now it’s been a long time ‘for you’ve felt the fingers of a woman, so you get a little mighty excited, then, all of a sudden her sisters come over, and you’re like, how many sisters, one sister, two sister, three sister, four sister, five sister, five sisters come over, so you’re like, oh my God I gotta get out of here the devil is tempting me, but then, all of a sudden, her clothes fall off, and you’re like, what, how did that happen, a woman’s clothes just fall right off her body, then your clothes fall off, and you’re like, what, what’s going on here, then an earthquake happens, you both laying in the tub-
👵🏻Jesus Christ, Stop! Just stop!
👩🏼🦳What the hell is wrong with you?!
🧑🏻🦰I dunno. So can we draw that naked woman?
👵🏻You're insane. No!
👩🏼🦳 And I have doctor's appointment, you ass!
Will Trevor get to draw a naked woman? Does Diane make it to her doctor's appointment on time?? What the fuck is wrong with Kappa?!
👵🏻... So your wife died tragically in car accident?
🧑🏻🦰Yes, Mom, that's basically what happened.
👵🏻Well, let's rarely bring that up and have a pretty nice life in San Francisco... even though our family has an amazingly depressing curse we seem to ignore.
👦🏽👧🏾🧒🏽Yeah! Nana DJ! Tell us about the '90s! Yay!
Fullest House: Even at this point, it's unlikely Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen will cameo.
🧑🏻🦰Seriously, why does every generation in our family have a widower single parent? Not to mention, the family member that's the most emotionally mature and fiscally responsible? That's really fucked up.
👵🏻Hey, we're a show that ignores that stuff.... even though, yeah, everything about this is super fucked up.
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
Feb 2, 2021 0:55:05 GMT -6
MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
Feb 3, 2021 12:49:27 GMT -6
JackpotMans: If you are a part of round 2 of the AP Tournament, please check your messages! I would prefer to talk over discord if you use it, but I don't mind conversing here.
Feb 4, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -6
unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
Feb 11, 2021 15:01:41 GMT -6
JackpotMans: AP Tournament has been updated! Check out the updates!
Feb 19, 2021 18:01:22 GMT -6
MeanMark: Just started an intractables thread -- join the FaceApp fun!
Feb 23, 2021 10:38:17 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Voting for round 2 will close tomorrow!
Feb 23, 2021 11:37:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
Mar 19, 2021 7:32:01 GMT -6
MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6
kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
Apr 19, 2021 10:05:11 GMT -6
kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
May 7, 2021 13:55:29 GMT -6
kappa: R.I.P Paul Mooney ❤️
May 19, 2021 21:41:16 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 2 of Modok had an interesting AP scene in the end ❤️
May 26, 2021 10:09:28 GMT -6
kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:26 GMT -6
kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:42 GMT -6