Post by niddlyby43 on May 18, 2020 15:57:19 GMT -6
Nair Hair & Nail Cream - Partnered. (Lets be honest, some random time manipulating marketing team member loves doing this shit; and management approves 😭😂)
A slow zoom on a young man (27) looking through his slightly thinning hair, “Gosh....this young and some balding already occurring....” he laments as his wife (25), sitting along their bed reads a book. “At least it’s just some mild hair loss....my nails look atrocious...” she quips as she looks at some slightly discolored nails upon her hand. She was of moderate build, almost lanky; breasts about Bs and slightly flaring hips, with loose fitting shorts on. While hubby has a more lean build, wearing a wife beater (god that name...) and some standard shorts. “Wish I had some cream or product that could help in this situation...” he says in a some what rehearsed tone.
😈 (Finally replaced the voice from the first commercials...yes!!!) “A cream indeed, every elderly man needs some help shining that chrome dome of theirs and nail health can be particularly difficult for our more.....seasoned women...” the Narrator states.
And unsettling sensation begins to work it’s way into our unsuspecting husband, while the sensation has an almost tingling feeling for his wife. “Oh.....for heaven’s sake....” he quips as a few follicles begin their descent into the floor. The random few greys in his somewhat full mane begin to multiple and shed as they appear. “Oh hunny....wait...this feels....,” the wife says as she begins to feel some crinkle and wrinkle along her hands and arms. She too was experiencing the maturation and ripening of her mane, though the peppering was lighter than her dear now aging husband.
😈 “Time does do a number on ones hair and nails, yellowing and cracking of nails long since from youth while balding of wonderful makes of virile days gone....” the Narrator states as the husband disappearing hair continues to dwindle. All the while, gaining some middle age weight on his chest and stomach greying happy trail and all. Wrinkles forming all long his now haggard face, muscles in both his arms and legs growing weaker with each passing moment. Varicose veins and age spots neatly appearing as well. The horseshoe of hair growing more and more. His once proud member seemed to retreat back into his form...
“Hunny your so.....old.....not my hands please no...” the wife laments as her once delicate hands grow somewhat more skeletal in appearance, liver spots and wrinkles forming all along her person. Varicose veins too dotting her thinning weak and frail legs. Previous slightly muscular arms now developing bingo wings, hanging skin hiding atrophying muscle. While her hair seems to have stayed in, its sheen and luster long since gone leaving greys behind. “I look and feel like.....my grandmother....” she laments. Both have now entered their 60s in earnest.
😈 “Well, while the sixties can leave you with some hair, our products are meant for a older crowd lacking even that level of youth...” the Narrator says.
The intense sensation from before amplifies across his body, sending our somewhat haggard man into true decrepitude. “Everything feels....so hasb....” he says as certain teeth begin to fall towards the ground. The wrinkles that had formed before continue the rapid encroachment, giving our once youthful husband the face of 100 year old. The level of fat that he had gained began to shrivel and shrink, leaving the poor man a distended wrinkled gut. His ribs began to show as well, chest littered with wispy white hairs hiding deflated man boobs sagging pathetically on his ancient chest. “All my workouts....were...wastedsh...” he frailly states as his one prune arms crinkle and shrink, leaving wrinkled skin hanging off of bone; liver spots abound. His legs didn’t fair much better, knees becoming prominent with muscle wasting away with hanging skin. From head to toe he was now a very frail man, even the member didn’t survive the onslaught of time, becoming a useless numb dangling in his ill fitting and soon to be falling shorts.
😈 “With your now wrinkled scalp, our cream will do wonders for that premium shine...” the Narrator states as a cream bottle appears near the frail man.
“My god dear....we’re getting so old....this is....awesome....” she states as her aging continues as well. Her modest breasts becoming wrinkled fleshy sacks sagging in her bra, while her dainty ass sagging in her panties, barely hugging her cheeks more so her pelvis bone. “Hun I can’t...get up....out of bed.....” she says her body continues it’s elderly descent. Wrinkles and crow’s feet mare her face while the nail beds of her hands and feet yellow and yellow.
😈 “Hmm unlike you, she seems to be enjoying her senility....just make sure to use this de-yellowing cream for those pesky nails my dear,” the Narrator observes.
Reaching for the bottle of cream, the husband can’t get a steady gate. Nearly crumpling on the bed with his tottering wife, “Dammit....I lost....my footing...” he laments while landing on his oddly enjoyed wife.
“Babe think we can still f***?...” she questions as she reaches for his ill fitting shorts, grabbing on to his rather limp member. “You crazy old loon, I can barely stand....let alone.....sex you up...” he says pushing her skeletal shaking hand away, confused by his equipments lack of responsiveness.
😈 “By the way, if you trying to do the dirty deed....age does take that ability away....to a degree....but we can help if you like?...” the Narrator retorts.
“You age us and make my wife....horny apparently....to sell us bulls***?!?” He screamed causing a pop to leak out of him. “Dammit my back....” he laments. “Honey....I could gum you up if you want?...” the frail woman proclaims reaching for the sagging flesh that was her left breast.
😈 “Alright on that note, please consider our products for your purchase. Time as it seems can catch up to you 😊😉.” The Narrator states eerily....
Last Edit: May 18, 2020 16:53:24 GMT -6 by niddlyby43
Post by niddlyby43 on May 18, 2020 20:18:35 GMT -6
Avon Arthritis Relieve Cream & Massage
Looking at a woman (24) walking into a massage parlor, she wears a sheer blouse accentuating her rather bright bikini top while her hip hugging bikini bottoms could be seen past her daisy dukes. Steelito heels helping her well toned ass appear even perkier than usual. “Damn these shoes are rough on my feet....” she relents. The standing young masseuse eagerly waiting for her to sit down to begin the sensual process of the foot massage.
😈“Wearing such.....ample foot wear can have some.....disastrous effect on your feet....” the Narrator mentions. The masseuse uses a new bottle near her for the cream of the massage, having a tingling sensation on her hands.
Sitting down, the wonderful sensation of no longer wearing those egregious shoes our young masseuse begins the process. Her delicate toes were quite soft with nicely done nail polish all over each toe, smelt of lavender. “Ma’am your feet are quite.....amazing....” our young masseuse says. “Please just continue.....I have a feeling time will catch up with me...” she retorts. The aging sensation cascades all over her body, small in amount at first. Gaining 20 years, her frame enlarges some; her face gain notable wrinkles though not particularly heavy. Her tied hair begins to lose some of its sheen, subtle in color. Her previously perky tits begin a slight slope in her free from bikini, dragging the material downward slightly. Stomach muscles atrophy some and give way to a small pooch that slightly seps over her bikini bottoms, the bottoms themselves dig into their love handles creating a fleshy indent. “Did it get warm in here?” She questions. Tight toned thighs begin loosening in look, dipping slightly towards the long chair she sits in. Her delicate toes and heels gain a subtle ashen appearance, as if she had walked many miles; the colorful polish hinds a gain in yellow color on the nail beds. Her toes themselves gain a bit more crinkled look with each pass from the masseuse. “Merciful Christ on a cracker......” she whimpers with the movements of the masseuse.
😈“The soothing sensation from the application of our propriety cream, her toes will grow more and more smooth...ah arthritic....” the Narrator mentions. The young masseuse begins to feel a bit faint herself, but continues her delicate work.
The masterful technique from the masseuse is working quite well on our formerly youthful woman. Her toes gain a slight gray discoloring with each stroke, nail beds growing more yellow as her age goes on. “Could someone turn off the heat😩? Even my tits are sweating....” she laments as her aging continues towards her 60s. The slight wrinkles on her face multiply further, gaining a very grandmother-esque look; the few stray grays in her mane prior are now littering her hair, taking up a majority of her scalp. Fine lines and wrinkles appear on her neck and cleavage, which had begun to grow in space from her breasts being pulled towards her sides due gravity and age. Below the bikini top, her nipples grow quite dark; the sheer blouse hiding most of the damage from view. “What ever your doing......please continue....” she says as her slight pooch extends to a gut leaking heavily over her bikini line.
“Ma’am thank you for your words,” the masseuse says as the woman legs gain some mass and heavy varicose veins; the lack of muscle of her thighs causes this gain to flatten some against the chair. A subtle pain that had begun during the first part of the massage, increases by quite a lot. Disturbingly for the masseuse, each pass of her careful hands causes friction against this woman’s toes; as if it was increasingly hard sand paper. “Oh......oh....god......” the masseuse exclaims.
😈“It is unfortunate that arthritis can be so debilitating, even making it difficult to walk; one’s eighties can be quite the burden. The cream itself is $8.99 per bottle....” the Narrator mentions.
“What.....what’s.....what did you do......my body....” she yells as her ashen grayed toes continue to curl and crinkle, making it hard to even move them. The previous collage of wrinkles on her face multiple enough to not be able to discern the young woman from before. Jowl’s becoming a permanent part of her face, with sweat beating down her face. “Ah....my hands.....my.....beautiful feet.....” she laments as her hands begin to curl as well due to heavy arthritis, liver spots and wrinkles over taking her now thinning hands and feet. The detour her breasts had turned into a complete dissection, each breast spilling away from her chest ribs visible; her breasts themselves sagging well past her ineffective bikini top. “My....tits.....this can’t be possible.....f***ing Christ my toes.....their so.....” she laments even more as she feels herself sink into her chair due to the lost of most of her muscle and fat, hanging flesh pooling in the chair itself. Even the heels of her ancient feet became rougher than shark skin.
Walking away in terror, “What the hell is going on here?!!!” The masseuse yells feeling an odd sensation herself. Running back to her office, by the time she manages to make it there she had aged well into her 60s as well. Falling on the floor not being able to recover.
😈“Well, that’s a bit unfortunate; now we have two soon to be decrepit patrons....” the Narrator mentions.
“Give me back my delicate feet you jerks.....” the woman whimpers as her aging continues towards her triple digits. Her graying hair now sporting more white than gray begins to fall out some, her eyes glazing over due to cataracts. The delicate toes she mentioned now are wrinkled and curled remnants of their former selves. The polish has chipped some to showcase her very yellow and haggard nails, arthritis eating away at their ability to function properly. Her sagging breasts completely lose any ounce of volume, becoming empty sacks of flesh with her nipples completely pointing towards the ground the sheer top not stoping the horrid wrinkle view. Censor bar strong on the sagging tits. Much like her tits, her arms and legs wrinkle and shrivel leaving just hanging skin and moles for all to see. “How am I supposed even walk with these wrinkled excuses for toes???” She yells causing her bikini bottoms to loosen to show a bright white happy trail with a hints of her long lips of her vag peeking through; censor bar right up there.
😈“Well our cream would be a flawless addition to daily routine, despite you difficulty in walking...” the Narrator says.
“Please.....change....us back......” she lisps through her ancient mouth, yellowed teeth showing. Shakily trying to stand herself up, her spine visible from her back made a myriad of popping noises, “Jesus Christ......I’m so broken down......could you at least give me walker?” She questions.
😈“Cream and walker will be provided to our now decrepit recipient free of charge, and you too can partake in this wonderful product.” The Narrator recites.
Managing to work her way off the chair, landing on the ground with a thud. “I’ve fallen....please.....get me.....up,” she mummers through weakened lips.
😈“First time without a witty retort.....this is new....” The Narrator says.
“My feet hurt so bad.....Miss Masseuse......I need...your...help..” she laments on the ground seeing the masseuse in much the same position as her. “I didn’t...even......use...the...stuff....” the weakened and aged masseuse relented.
Last Edit: May 19, 2020 4:28:10 GMT -6 by niddlyby43
🎶Saggy Tit Tuesday's at Señora Tatiana's es muy Buena!l
🌮At Señora Tatiana's, you don't pay with dollars, pesos, or euros. You pay with age... and pounds...just literally, not the pounds as in British Currency!
"It's pretty good tacos." An Elderly woman, pushed in a wheelchair by her 45 year old mother, shakes with a taco in her age spotted hand. "Is it worth turning into a grandma?"
"Absolutely not!" Her mother rejects.
"But have you tried them, Mom?" Her Senior Citizen Daughter asks as they get to their minivan with an installed ramp for her wheelchair.
Her mother gives a dirty look.
"Carly, you have arthritis in your knees, cataracts in your eyes, you need assistance just to use the bathroom... you realize you should be 16, right?! You lost your entire future for a gosh darn taco?!"
Carly munches on her Tex-Mex treat with extra sour cream. Some of which dribbles down her turkey neck.
🌮Señora Tatiana's, May cause Obesity along with age progression!
Hi, my name's Paul Timson and I'm from a reality where Anna Faris is the star of the summer blockbuster, Stripper Granny, Richard Pryor is still alive and hosting The Tonight Show, Pete Davidson is dating a 54 year old version of Selena Gomez, and SpongeBob Squarepants is an anime.
If you'd like to visit my Earth, download the app, Multiverse Chill, and use the promo code: PeteDavidsonGetsaCougar.
Multiverse Chill, enjoy a vacation on a whole new world of fun and adventure.😘
👴🏻The names Walter Walton, I use to own the Waffle House before it got shut down by the health department last spring. I know, I know, it was my fault. I should've cleaned the place more... and pay my employees minimum wage... and not hold cock fights in the restaurant at night and not just hose down the blood with no soaps at all...
👴🏻Anyways, I'm gonna age your kids. I'm serious. Send me money, you know where I live, or I'm going to every high school in the area and age up your daughters with a magic book I bought from Haiti. That's right, I speak French! Cheerleaders, Goths, Mathletes, I'll age them all! If ya don't pay me, you'll be having to drive around old grandmas around town all day!
👴🏻So, send me money. Or don't. I don't care. Maybe I like turning young women into old ladies! I dunno!
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unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
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