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Post by chronoeclipse on Sept 16, 2020 14:15:26 GMT -6
How many bites does it take to get to the end of a ChronoBar? "I don't know! Let's find out!"
"One..."
"Two..."
"Thwee.... AH! WHERE'D MAH TEEF GO!?" How many bites does it take to get to the end of a ChronoBar?... The world may never know... |
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Post by kappa on Sept 16, 2020 14:22:51 GMT -6
Chrono, you don't just win cause of the imagery, or cause you're using chocolate, NO, you won cause of the visual of a young woman's soft, plump lips brushing against a magical elongated bar of chocolate.
... Wait, so, you... you do win cause of chocolate! 🤣
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Post by kappa on Sept 16, 2020 14:25:13 GMT -6
ALSO, love that chocolate makes her eyes milky ❤️❤️❤️
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Post by keith943 on Sept 16, 2020 16:06:32 GMT -6
How many bites does it take to get to the end of a ChronoBar? "I don't know! Let's find out!"
"One..."
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"Thwee.... AH! WHERE'D MAH TEEF GO!?" How many bites does it take to get to the end of a ChronoBar?... The world may never know... Hypothetical Question: How Many trips over the decades does Lena Luthor, Iris West Allen, Felicity Smoak, Maggie Sawyer, Lois Lane, Lucy Lane, Kate Kane, Alex Danvers, Caitlin Snow/Killer Frost, Sara Lance, Laurel Lance, Cat Grant, Jennifer Pierce, Anissa Pierce, Lynn Stewart, Kendra Saunders, Amaya Jiwe, Zari Tomaz, Ava Sharpe, Nora Darhk, Mona Wu, and Astra Logue to the ChronoBar brand store? |
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Post by kappa on Sept 16, 2020 16:18:07 GMT -6
What the hell is a brand store?
There you go making me question my English.🤣
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Post by chronoeclipse on Sept 16, 2020 16:19:54 GMT -6
Hypothetical Question: How Many trips over the decades does Lena Luthor, Iris West Allen, Felicity Smoak, Maggie Sawyer, Lois Lane, Lucy Lane, Kate Kane, Alex Danvers, Caitlin Snow/Killer Frost, Sara Lance, Laurel Lance, Cat Grant, Jennifer Pierce, Anissa Pierce, Lynn Stewart, Kendra Saunders, Amaya Jiwe, Zari Tomaz, Ava Sharpe, Nora Darhk, Mona Wu, and Astra Logue to the ChronoBar brand store? I had a feeling someone would ask me this EXACT question. So I did the research ahead of time. The answers (In order) are: 22; 5; 91; 61; 4; 35; 90; 46; 15/67; 24; 26; 87; 54; 28; 81; 74; 82; 33; 90; 44; 52 and 14. |
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Post by kappa on Sept 16, 2020 23:57:10 GMT -6
😀Hi, I used Niddly Doodle and got 300 Dollars for aging my girlfriend 30 years!
☹️And I didn't use Niddly Doodle, I didn't get 300 dollars, and I didn't get to eat out a middle aged woman's ass like I fantasized about doing since I was 13.
Don't be a sad Diddly.
Get rich and fuck milfs with Niddly!
Refer a Friend and earn an extra 150 bucks!
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Post by kappa on Sept 17, 2020 13:26:49 GMT -6
😄Hi, I used Niddly Doodle Ultra, got 600 dollars, and my really weird fantasy where my girlfriend transforms into a very stern, very strict old librarian came true!
☹️And I didn't use Niddly Doodle Ultra, didn't get 600 dollars, and my girlfriend isn't a Bingo Playing Old Hag who's a nightmare Grandma Karen at restaurants.
Don't be a sad Diddly!
Get Niddly!
Use promo code, ULTRAKAREN, and turn your girlfriend into a unstoppable beast at Target. Offer includes an additional $350 and a complimentary bob haircut!
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Post by kappa on Sept 18, 2020 21:01:26 GMT -6
On the next Rick and Morty
👵🏻Morty, I turned myself into your grandma, Morty! (Voiced by Tara Strong)
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👵🏻I'm Grandma Ricki!
Next Sunday at 7
👦🏽I don't understand why did you turn yourself into my grandma?
👵🏻B-Because I can, Morty.
👦🏽I just don't get why.
👵🏻Why would anyone? B-Because they can!
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Post by chronoeclipse on Sept 18, 2020 21:36:41 GMT -6
On the next Rick and Morty 👵🏻Morty, I turned myself into your grandma, Morty! (Voiced by Tara Strong) 👦🏽... 👵🏻I'm Grandma Ricki! Next Sunday at 7 👦🏽I don't understand why did you turn yourself into my grandma? 👵🏻B-Because I can, Morty. 👦🏽I just don't get why. 👵🏻Why would anyone? B-Because they can! This is just a straight-forward TG transformation without any AP, innit? |
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Post by kappa on Sept 18, 2020 21:43:56 GMT -6
On the next Rick and Morty 👵🏻Morty, I turned myself into your grandma, Morty! (Voiced by Tara Strong) 👦🏽... 👵🏻I'm Grandma Ricki! Next Sunday at 7 👦🏽I don't understand why did you turn yourself into my grandma? 👵🏻B-Because I can, Morty. 👦🏽I just don't get why. 👵🏻Why would anyone? B-Because they can! This is just a straight-forward TG transformation without any AP, innit? I imagine Beth in the episode gets turned into a grandma. |
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Post by kappa on Sept 18, 2020 21:47:58 GMT -6
Synopsis: Rick and Beth get out of Jerry's Family reunion by turning into grandmas for a bridge tournament.
Meanwhile, Morty and Summer are pretty sure their Aunt Karen is a Werewolf.
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Post by kappa on Sept 18, 2020 21:49:59 GMT -6
Featuring Mr Poopybutthole and Morgan Freeman as the old man that explains the WereKaren Curse.
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Post by kappa on Sept 19, 2020 4:45:04 GMT -6
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Post by chronoeclipse on Sept 19, 2020 18:15:36 GMT -6
1-900-AGE-GIRL
Sexy Young Voice: "Hey Guys... want to talk to the hottest horniest girls around?"
Frail Old Voice: "And keep talking with them until they're senile old biddies?"
Sexy Young Voice: "Then 1-900-AGE-GIRL is the hotline for you!"
Sexy Young Voice: "All of our calls start you off with the HOTTEST, SEXIEST young women in their teens and 20s that are game for ANYTHING and ready to tell you ALL their dirty secrets..."
Sexy Young Voice: "And they'll get a year older each minute you stay on the line..."
Deeper Sultry Voice: "By minute fifteen you'll be talking to a mature woman who likes to refer to you as 'little boy' while she describes how desperate she is for a mans touch since her recent divorce..."
Mature huskier voice: "And by minute 20 you'll start to hear her complain about back pain and sore feet as the woman on the other end of the phone begs you to massage her aging body..."
Mature Matronly Voice: "And by minute 25 she'll describe in detail all of the food she'll cook for you since she's worried you're not eating enough, after she makes it clear how lonely she is now that her kids are away at college..."
Raspy Older Voice: "And after you spend at least a half hour talking to our girls you'll begin having to walk them through how to use their own cell phones because they'll begin to get confused about all these 'modern do-dads'. Ask her to read you a passage from the karma sutra and she'll tell you to wait a minute while she puts on her reading glasses..."
Rattly Old Voice: "She'll keep going with your steamy conversation to the point where she starts to forget what she was saying and begins to complain to you about the teenagers outside - teenagers that at the start of the call were her friends!"
Shaky Trembling Voice: "After an hour long call you'll be in for a real treat sonny! Because our girls will describe the benefits of jerking you off with shaky hands while they give you a detailed account of their recent doctors visit!"
Quavering Elderly Voice: "Finish the call by describing everything you'd like to do to her shriveled frail body and everything you want HER to do to you with her toothless mouth while she nods off and snores softly into the phone."
Sexy Young Voice: "So call now and get your dream girl on the phone for the sexy conversation of a lifetime..."
Trembling Elderly Voice: "Don't wait, stud! We aren't getting any younger!"
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