kappa
Elder Member
Posts: 5,815
|
Post by kappa on Sept 23, 2020 17:08:24 GMT -6
From the makers of
YO MAMA SO OLD
&
YO MAMA SO FAT
&
YO MAMA SO DUMB
BRINGS Y'ALL A NEW SENSATION 4 THIS DAY AND AGE
YO GIRLFRIEND IS SO KAREN.
🧑🏼🦰... Carly isn't a Karen.
👱🏼♀️(22) What does that even mean?
🧑🏼🦰Don't worry, sweetie. You're not.
YO GIRLFRIEND IS SO KAREN, SHE GET SALTY ON A GRILLED CHEESE SAMICH!
👱🏼♀️(55) A grilled cheese?! Pfft! It's more like a burnt cheese and I asked for 5 strips of bacon, medium cooked, between with four slices of perfectly melted cheddar! I only see 4 slices of bacon and they're practically charred! And don't tell me that isn't American! WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER, I WILL GET YOU FIRED FOR THIS!!!
🧑🏼🦰... Okay, Now you are!
YO GIRLFRIEND IS SO KAREN, available now on the Demon Store!
|
|
kappa
Elder Member
Posts: 5,815
|
Post by kappa on Sept 23, 2020 17:54:22 GMT -6
From the makers of
YO MAMA SO OLD
&
YO MAMA SO FAT
&
YO MAMA SO DUMB
BRINGS Y'ALL A NEW SENSATION 4 THIS DAY AND AGE
YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF
👩🏼🦰I'm 20.
👱🏼♀️And we're soooo not thinking about kids yet.
👩🏼🦰No, you're not thinking about kids yet. You don't care what I think!
👱🏼♀️Not this again, Jean!
👩🏻🦰Yes, this again, Emma!
Can I finish? Can I? I ain't Doctor Phil!
Anyhoo...
YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, THAT HER BREASTS BE LEAKING THAT MOO MOO MILK ALL THE TIME!
👩🏼🦰What are you talking about? They don't...
👱🏼♀️...
👶🏼Waaaaaah!
👱🏼♀️WHo's baby is that?!
👶🏼Waaaaaah!
👩🏼🦰Shhhh, it's okay, come to mommy! Come to mommy!
🤱That's right, oooh, be gentle, baby!
👱🏼♀️...
🤱TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE!
👱🏼♀️... Is it wrong that I'm turned on?
NOPE!
YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, get it now on the Demon Store!
|
|
kappa
Elder Member
Posts: 5,815
|
Post by kappa on Sept 23, 2020 20:18:47 GMT -6
Time Checkers!
It's time for Time Checkers!
Time Checkers!
It's time for Time Checkers!
Time Checkers!
👵🏼 Queen Me!
Basic Rules:
⬆️1 Year added
Queen 5 years added
⬇️2 years added
Checked (is that the word?) 1 year added to opposing player if ⬆️, 2 years added if ⬇️
|
|
kappa
Elder Member
Posts: 5,815
|
Post by kappa on Sept 23, 2020 23:12:05 GMT -6
I've had this commercial in my head for awhile.
It was actually a series of commercials and not originally AP Focused.
Honestly? It was a story idea I came up with to vent about cancer.
... Depressing, YES. But, I was having fun with it.
I also did a short story at the time about this guy who got back from an interview with a noose around his neck.
... Also cancer related.
Again, had fun with it, but, yeah, these are ideas I had when I wasn't exactly smiling. 😂
***
A young doctor, dressed in blue scrubs, sits on a park bench, eating a sandwich. She looks a little nervous, with hair in raven curls.
A pretty blonde sits to her left with a shiny red apple in hand.
She takes a crisp bite, rage suddenly building up in her eyes, and is completed to pop the young woman right in the cheek!
The young doctor falls to the ground with a loud thud, her bruise causing a ripple that forms a massive wave of wrinkle upon wrinkle!
She lays on the ground, an appearance decades more than not a second ago, confused as the blonde towers over her, shrieking like a warrior.
FIGHT THE DOCTOR!
|
|
kappa
Elder Member
Posts: 5,815
|
Post by kappa on Sept 24, 2020 9:41:33 GMT -6
Have you are someone you know been affected by Age Tag?
👱🏼♀️(18) What's age tag?
A Grandma shuffles from behind the young woman with a sinister look in her face, her age spotted hand going from the blonde's tits!
👵🏼(85) You're it!
The blonde yelps as her boobs bounce up and fall down, far, far down.
👱🏼♀️(80) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU...AAAAH! MY BACK!
The now young redhead giggles and dashes off
👩🏼🦰(23) No tag backs!
Age Tag, be on your toes, before they get misshapen and yellowed!
|
|
niddlyby43
Elder Member
Age before beauty.
Posts: 623 
|
Post by niddlyby43 on Sept 24, 2020 9:55:04 GMT -6
Have you are someone you know been affected by Age Tag? 👱🏼♀️(18) What's age tag? A Grandma shuffles from behind the young woman with a sinister look in her face, her age spotted hand going from the blonde's tits! 👵🏼(85) You're it! The blonde yelps as her boobs bounce up and fall down, far, far down. 👱🏼♀️(80) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU...AAAAH! MY BACK! The now young redhead giggles and dashes off 👩🏼🦰(23) No tag backs! Age Tag, be on your toes, before they get misshapen and yellowed! Kappa I adore this idea. Entire nursing homes of ancient biddies trying to tag the youngest college coeds for a chance at youth once more. When affected by the game as whole, I can see the sights of grandmas getting hella perky and sexy with their once younger counterparts having to put ancient unyielding flesh back into their ill fitting bras and panties. |
|
kappa
Elder Member
Posts: 5,815
|
Post by kappa on Sept 24, 2020 10:31:11 GMT -6
From the makers of YO MAMA SO OLD & YO MAMA SO FAT & YO MAMA SO DUMB BRINGS Y'ALL A NEW SENSATION 4 THIS DAY AND AGE YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF 👩🏼🦰I'm 20. 👱🏼♀️And we're soooo not thinking about kids yet. 👩🏼🦰No, you're not thinking about kids yet. You don't care what I think! 👱🏼♀️Not this again, Jean! 👩🏻🦰Yes, this again, Emma! Can I finish? Can I? I ain't Doctor Phil! Anyhoo... YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, THAT HER BREASTS BE LEAKING THAT MOO MOO MILK ALL THE TIME! 👩🏼🦰What are you talking about? They don't... 👱🏼♀️... 👶🏼Waaaaaah! 👱🏼♀️WHo's baby is that?! 👶🏼Waaaaaah! 👩🏼🦰Shhhh, it's okay, come to mommy! Come to mommy! 🤱That's right, oooh, be gentle, baby! 👱🏼♀️... 🤱TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE! 👱🏼♀️... Is it wrong that I'm turned on? NOPE! YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, get it now on the Demon Store! Last time, we introduced y'all to YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF Let's see how our happy couple is doing! 👱🏼♀️Diapers are soooo expensive, we don't get any sleep at night, and if I have to watch Disney Junior ONE MORE TIME! 🤱Oh, could you put it on, hun? Bluey's about to come on and Rachel loves it! 👱🏼♀️... I think the worst part of all of this is that you sound sooooo fucking hot as a mom! 🤱Hey! No cuss words in front of the baby! ...I see y'all are doin fine. 👱🏼♀️... Kinda. Emma, I get it. YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, HER BELLY BE POPPING LIKE A BALLOON! 👱🏼♀️What? No! Did... Did you just... 🤰Sweetie, mind getting me some lunch? I'm in the mood for fried pickles and a strawberry milkshake! 👱🏼♀️... 🤰And some Chicken Nuggets, Emmy-Bear. 👱🏼♀️TWO KIDS? Really, dude! You look me in the eyes and tell me Ya don't like that fat ass! 👱🏼♀️... 1) You don't have a face! 2)... I just want to slap it blue! 👱🏼♀️Damn it! Thank you! But, fuck you! Yo Girlfriend is Such A Milf, when you realize ya like yo girls thicc! |
|
kappa
Elder Member
Posts: 5,815
|
Post by kappa on Sept 24, 2020 11:48:01 GMT -6
Let's play Word Train: AP Edition!
👩🏽... How do you play that?
SIMPLE!
Start with a word please, 2 syllable minimum, to describe yourself!
👩🏽... Youthful?
Youth-Ful
(Ful)
Awful!
👩🏽... I don't get how that... COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!
A menthol cigarette in hand, her skin thinning to that of a 55 year old, she continues to hack as her hair greys and mole highlights the left side of her cheek.
👩🏽🦳Boy, oh boy, could I use a drink! COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! And maybe a young stud in the sheets?! HAH!
Word Train: AP Edition, will you be victorious?!
|
|
kappa
Elder Member
Posts: 5,815
|
Post by kappa on Sept 24, 2020 13:22:38 GMT -6
From the makers of YO MAMA SO OLD & YO MAMA SO FAT & YO MAMA SO DUMB BRINGS Y'ALL A NEW SENSATION 4 THIS DAY AND AGE YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF 👩🏼🦰I'm 20. 👱🏼♀️And we're soooo not thinking about kids yet. 👩🏼🦰No, you're not thinking about kids yet. You don't care what I think! 👱🏼♀️Not this again, Jean! 👩🏻🦰Yes, this again, Emma! Can I finish? Can I? I ain't Doctor Phil! Anyhoo... YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, THAT HER BREASTS BE LEAKING THAT MOO MOO MILK ALL THE TIME! 👩🏼🦰What are you talking about? They don't... 👱🏼♀️... 👶🏼Waaaaaah! 👱🏼♀️WHo's baby is that?! 👶🏼Waaaaaah! 👩🏼🦰Shhhh, it's okay, come to mommy! Come to mommy! 🤱That's right, oooh, be gentle, baby! 👱🏼♀️... 🤱TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE! 👱🏼♀️... Is it wrong that I'm turned on? NOPE! YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, get it now on the Demon Store! Last time, we introduced y'all to YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF Let's see how our happy couple is doing! 👱🏼♀️Diapers are soooo expensive, we don't get any sleep at night, and if I have to watch Disney Junior ONE MORE TIME! 🤱Oh, could you put it on, hun? Bluey's about to come on and Rachel loves it! 👱🏼♀️... I think the worst part of all of this is that you sound sooooo fucking hot as a mom! 🤱Hey! No cuss words in front of the baby! ...I see y'all are doin fine. 👱🏼♀️... Kinda. Emma, I get it. YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, HER BELLY BE POPPING LIKE A BALLOON! 👱🏼♀️What? No! Did... Did you just... 🤰Sweetie, mind getting me some lunch? I'm in the mood for fried pickles and a strawberry milkshake! 👱🏼♀️... 🤰And some Chicken Nuggets, Emmy-Bear. 👱🏼♀️TWO KIDS? Really, dude! You look me in the eyes and tell me Ya don't like that fat ass! 👱🏼♀️... 1) You don't have a face! 2)... I just want to slap it blue! 👱🏼♀️Damn it! Thank you! But, fuck you! Yo Girlfriend is Such A Milf, when you realize ya like yo girls thicc! 👱🏼♀️I'm just saying, getting a house in the suburbs?! I don't know if I want to be "that person" just yet, Jean. We use to make fun of "that person"! 🤱We have two kids, they need to be in a good school district, and I'm not giving you an option, this is what's happening. 👱🏼♀️... Turned on by her authoritative demeanor, huh? 👱🏼♀️Not you again! What, are you after me this time?! Nah, it's waaay more fun doing stuff to her! 👱🏼♀️I've got an office job I hate, I'm growing a muffin top, and the bags under my eyes won't go away! Please, don't... YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, SHE RUNS A DAYCARE! 👬🏾Cookies! 👩🏼🤝👩🏿Pizza! 👶🏼Poop face! 👱🏼♀️And of course we live in the suburbs now! 🤱Pick up some diapers, hun. I'm a little busy with all the little ones around! 👱🏼♀️... How is her butt even bigger? Yeah, that's the suburbs for ya! 👱🏼♀️It's hard to be mad at you. It really is! YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, When her ass just won't stop growing and all ya wanna do is slap that booty again and again! |
|
niddlyby43
Elder Member
Age before beauty.
Posts: 623
|
Post by niddlyby43 on Sept 24, 2020 15:24:08 GMT -6
Have you are someone you know been affected by Age Tag? 👱🏼♀️(18) What's age tag? A Grandma shuffles from behind the young woman with a sinister look in her face, her age spotted hand going from the blonde's tits! 👵🏼(85) You're it! The blonde yelps as her boobs bounce up and fall down, far, far down. 👱🏼♀️(80) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU...AAAAH! MY BACK! The now young redhead giggles and dashes off 👩🏼🦰(23) No tag backs! Age Tag, be on your toes, before they get misshapen and yellowed! A young brunette, around 21, walks into her 101 year old grandmothers room as she’s fiddling with her remote. A devilish grin was on her face, her jowls were ecstatic. “Hello deary I didn’t think you would make it today?” Granny said with a hint of venom. “Yeah it was rough to get out here with those random games of Age tag; didn’t want to spend the weekend all shriveled and such.” The granddaughter muses as she sat next to granny. Her grandmother’s shaky hands make contact with hers and a sudden weakness over comes the granddaughter. “Granny.......there was no......game today.....” the granddaughter said as her brunette hairs go silver and white. Much like her granny, she developed heavy jowls and her midriff top looked odd on her developing muffin top, while her legs mushing into another as her fleshy thighs aged. A little milky white developed in her eyes. “Yes deary......the game was announced right before you came in....” granny said as she youthened up some. Her bright white hair recoiled and lengthened into a grayish brown. Her jowls lose mass, and her weak arms plump up along with her legs. The shaking she was experiencing was more or less gone. “Granny......you can’t leave me.......so old.......please.....” the granddaughter laments as she continues towards her decrepit destination. Her greying hair goes bright white and brittle. While her body is littered with wrinkles and liver spots. Her arms and legs get frail and stick like, with tremors happening as she sat there in her chair. Her breasts had lost mass as they pooled in her once stressed bra; the wrinkled valley sloshing about with each tremor. The glaze that has developed some had gone to full blown cataracts, while she could feel her ancient bladder leaking some in her pants. Wheezing some from just sitting there, “Why would you steal......my youth?......I can hardly.......focus....” While time was piling on for the granddaughter, time was leaving the grandmother. Her greying brown hair was a full blown brown with life and volume, while any wrinkles or blemishes disappeared from her frame. Perky C cup breasts and a heart shaped ass lay beneath the covers as she stands with vigor. “Unfortunately dear you’ll have to wait for one your friends to trade with. Each day felt like a prison in that old husk of a body.....did I tell you about the day I shit myself just trying to stand? It was.....humiliating.” Whispers came from the granddaughters ancient pursed lips, “Please don’t.....leb me.....I didn’t.....meab too....” was her teeth fall to the floor. Each tremor loosening each tooth. As the youthened granny stands and holds a blanket over her decrepit granddaughter, “Don’t worry.....getting changed is quite the experience. It was young little tart of man for me......maybe he would want a shaky hand job? Hahhahaha....” the granny says laughing as she walks out. Her granddaughter sinking lower in her chair. Honestly a situation with an over weight mom and her college age daughter would great too. “Age tag; someone’s time.......could be yours....” |
|
kappa
Elder Member
Posts: 5,815
|
Post by kappa on Sept 24, 2020 15:25:37 GMT -6
Last time, we introduced y'all to YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF Let's see how our happy couple is doing! 👱🏼♀️Diapers are soooo expensive, we don't get any sleep at night, and if I have to watch Disney Junior ONE MORE TIME! 🤱Oh, could you put it on, hun? Bluey's about to come on and Rachel loves it! 👱🏼♀️... I think the worst part of all of this is that you sound sooooo fucking hot as a mom! 🤱Hey! No cuss words in front of the baby! ...I see y'all are doin fine. 👱🏼♀️... Kinda. Emma, I get it. YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, HER BELLY BE POPPING LIKE A BALLOON! 👱🏼♀️What? No! Did... Did you just... 🤰Sweetie, mind getting me some lunch? I'm in the mood for fried pickles and a strawberry milkshake! 👱🏼♀️... 🤰And some Chicken Nuggets, Emmy-Bear. 👱🏼♀️TWO KIDS? Really, dude! You look me in the eyes and tell me Ya don't like that fat ass! 👱🏼♀️... 1) You don't have a face! 2)... I just want to slap it blue! 👱🏼♀️Damn it! Thank you! But, fuck you! Yo Girlfriend is Such A Milf, when you realize ya like yo girls thicc! 👱🏼♀️I'm just saying, getting a house in the suburbs?! I don't know if I want to be "that person" just yet, Jean. We use to make fun of "that person"! 🤱We have two kids, they need to be in a good school district, and I'm not giving you an option, this is what's happening. 👱🏼♀️... Turned on by her authoritative demeanor, huh? 👱🏼♀️Not you again! What, are you after me this time?! Nah, it's waaay more fun doing stuff to her! 👱🏼♀️I've got an office job I hate, I'm growing a muffin top, and the bags under my eyes won't go away! Please, don't... YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, SHE RUNS A DAYCARE! 👬🏾Cookies! 👩🏼🤝👩🏿Pizza! 👶🏼Poop face! 👱🏼♀️And of course we live in the suburbs now! 🤱Pick up some diapers, hun. I'm a little busy with all the little ones around! 👱🏼♀️... How is her butt even bigger? Yeah, that's the suburbs for ya! 👱🏼♀️It's hard to be mad at you. It really is! YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, When her ass just won't stop growing and all ya wanna do is slap that booty again and again! 👱🏼♀️Two boxes of sunset blush, ten containers of mini raviolis, four bags of stringed cheese, a box of doughnuts, a box of diapers, and a foot care pad. Is that it, sweetie? 👩🏼🦰My PTA meeting will be running a little late, order a pizza for the kids, Emmy. 👱🏼♀️Got it! 👩🏼🦰Oh, and maybe later tonight? 👱🏼♀️No. 👩🏼🦰*Pouting* Emmy! 👱🏼♀️We have 5 kids! I know the pattern, you want another baby, you try to sweet talk me in bed, and... YO WIFE IS SUCH A MILF! 👱🏼♀️Damn you! 👩🏼🦰Keep your Language in the house PG, Missy! 👱🏼♀️... YO WIFE IS SUCH A MILF, She's gonna have twins! 🤰Just twins? Ah! 👱🏼♀️...I've put on so much sympathy weight! Yeah. 👱🏼♀️I look ten years older than I should. Yeah. 👱🏼♀️That ass though! That's what I'm sayin! YO WIFE IS SUCH A MILF, Cause you get what I'm sayin! |
|
keith943
Elder Member
Temporary Suspension
Posts: 944
|
Post by keith943 on Sept 24, 2020 15:44:02 GMT -6
To Girlfriend is more than old more than ancient she is of the age that technically speaking even if she is still alive she is a extinct fossil. There kappa does that give you an idea that involves the oldest looking mini picture that you can find.
|
|
kappa
Elder Member
Posts: 5,815
|
Post by kappa on Sept 24, 2020 15:45:34 GMT -6
Maybe it's cause I'm watching Star Trek TNG, but I read your post with Data's voice. 😄
|
|
kappa
Elder Member
Posts: 5,815
|
Post by kappa on Sept 24, 2020 16:09:26 GMT -6
👱🏼♀️I'm just saying, getting a house in the suburbs?! I don't know if I want to be "that person" just yet, Jean. We use to make fun of "that person"! 🤱We have two kids, they need to be in a good school district, and I'm not giving you an option, this is what's happening. 👱🏼♀️... Turned on by her authoritative demeanor, huh? 👱🏼♀️Not you again! What, are you after me this time?! Nah, it's waaay more fun doing stuff to her! 👱🏼♀️I've got an office job I hate, I'm growing a muffin top, and the bags under my eyes won't go away! Please, don't... YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, SHE RUNS A DAYCARE! 👬🏾Cookies! 👩🏼🤝👩🏿Pizza! 👶🏼Poop face! 👱🏼♀️And of course we live in the suburbs now! 🤱Pick up some diapers, hun. I'm a little busy with all the little ones around! 👱🏼♀️... How is her butt even bigger? Yeah, that's the suburbs for ya! 👱🏼♀️It's hard to be mad at you. It really is! YO GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A MILF, When her ass just won't stop growing and all ya wanna do is slap that booty again and again! 👱🏼♀️Two boxes of sunset blush, ten containers of mini raviolis, four bags of stringed cheese, a box of doughnuts, a box of diapers, and a foot care pad. Is that it, sweetie? 👩🏼🦰My PTA meeting will be running a little late, order a pizza for the kids, Emmy. 👱🏼♀️Got it! 👩🏼🦰Oh, and maybe later tonight? 👱🏼♀️No. 👩🏼🦰*Pouting* Emmy! 👱🏼♀️We have 5 kids! I know the pattern, you want another baby, you try to sweet talk me in bed, and... YO WIFE IS SUCH A MILF! 👱🏼♀️Damn you! 👩🏼🦰Keep your Language in the house PG, Missy! 👱🏼♀️... YO WIFE IS SUCH A MILF, She's gonna have twins! 🤰Just twins? Ah! 👱🏼♀️...I've put on so much sympathy weight! Yeah. 👱🏼♀️I look ten years older than I should. Yeah. 👱🏼♀️That ass though! That's what I'm sayin! YO WIFE IS SUCH A MILF, Cause you get what I'm sayin! 👧🏻Mommies, where do babies come from? 👱🏼♀️... 👩🏼🦰... 👩🏼🦰Go play, sweetie. 👧🏻But... 👩🏼🦰Go play! 👱🏼♀️I'm not really sure what to tell Rachel. A disembodied voice? I mean... I feel like we should lie or tell her the usual way babies are made. 👩🏼🦰No, she's too young for that! 👱🏼♀️So you want to tell her a disembodied voice is how her and her 12 siblings were made? Want to make it fifteen?! 👩🏼🦰Yes! 👱🏼♀️No! Jesus Christ, I practically live off tums and migraine medicine! No! YO WIFE IS SUCH A MILF... 👱🏼♀️Seriously though? How do we explain a disembodied voice is the reason our kids exists? 👩🏼🦰*Shrugging* YO WIFE IS SUCH A MILF, She's got three buns in the oven! 🤰Aren't jokes suppose to be funny? Suck it! 👱🏼♀️Good one, honey! YO WIFE IS SUCH A MILF., and hurtful too! 👱🏼♀️Voice! Hey! Come on, voice, we were just joking! 🤱Unlike you! 👱🏼♀️Jeannie! *Laughing* |
|
|
|
Post by phoenix10 on Sept 24, 2020 17:01:49 GMT -6
These are absolutely AMAZING!
|
|
