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Post by kappa on May 30, 2020 0:03:56 GMT -6
Jean Grey & Emma Frost Fan Fic: Charlie Xavier
"Esme is a College Freshman, Natalie got an apartment in the city, and Rachel is not only engaged, but, is pregnant." A Middle Aged Blonde, face masked in green, hair in pink curls, dressed in a blue robe, sitting atop a Queen Sized Mattress, pouts at her wife. Jean Grey, Headmistress of Apocalypse Academy, blissfully knitting a pink blanket with telekinesis as she reads a book on modern parenting.
A bottom heavy redhead, face highlighted with a pair of chained reading glasses, with a streak of white in her hair, she smirks, showcasing her vibrant laugh lines.
"Emmy, you're just worried adopting a female clone of Onslaught is a bad idea." Jean chirps, licking her finger, and turning the page. An act, usually, a huge turn on Emma.
Usually.
"WE ARE GOING TO BE GRANDPARENTS." Emma sighs. "Do I think it's weird Onslaught is now a 4 year old girl named Charlie? Yes. But this about us being too old to be mommies, Jeannie!"
Jean slams her book shut, places it on a coffee table to her left, takes off her reading glasses, and glares at Jean.
"Did you just call me old?"
Emma's heart races.
"52 isn't that old." Jean crosses her arms. "You're 55!"
Emma cringes. Her vanity is getting stepped on, plus, she turned a conversation into a fight.
"... I didn't mean it like that. I just meant... we could travel more."
"Like Disney World."
"... I was thinking Beaches more like... well... Ibiza." Emma grins, her mind going toward Jean in a swimsuit, her fat ass on full display."
"We did the mom thing. Doesn't Empty Nesting sound... I don't know... fun?!"
Jean starts to pout.
"No."
Emma rolls her eyes.
"Look, I'm confident we can find Charlie a great guardian. It doesn't have to be us."
"But I want it to be us." Jean says firmly.
"... What if we get a dog?"
"Emmy."
"Or a cat."
"Emmy."
"I heard The Kree have this pet... it's like a koala and..."
"Emmy Bear, no!" Jean gets flustered. "No! I don't want a pet. I want a baby!"
Emma bites her lip.
"... I can't win this, can I ?"
Jean shakes her head.
"... Id f she ends up being evil, it's not my fault, okay?!" Emma gives in.
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Post by kappa on May 30, 2020 1:42:23 GMT -6
When middle aged wasps are superhumans ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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Post by keith943 on May 30, 2020 6:20:02 GMT -6
would it be interesting if either emma frost learned how to be less vain in front of others or learned how to be vain in looking her abosulutely traditionally hollywood actress-supermodel level sexy best and yet at the same time sexily showing off her chronological-biological age.
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Post by kappa on May 30, 2020 20:53:06 GMT -6
Marvel's Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy
(18 years ago)
"What the fuck, Harls!" A Beautiful Red Head, with vibrant green skin, shouts in her apartment at a bleach skinned blonde holding a baby.
"Did you... did you steal a baby?!"
Harley Quinn, The Queen of Mischief, shrugs her shoulders with blue eyes that told all her guilt.
"Harley!" Pam Isley, Eco Terrorist and a voice of reason drops her jaw.
"I didn't have a choice!"
"You'd didn't have a choice?!"
Harley shakes her head, Pam pinches the top of her nose and waves a slender hand at the nutjob she calls a friend.
"Okay, explain."
"Explain what?" Harley asks, sitting down at a sofa, slowly cradling an infant to sleep.
"Why the fuck do you think it's okay to steal a god damn baby?!"
The Redheaded Baby starts to cry, Harry shushes and begins to frantically shake her body till the child calms down.
"Don't do that!" Hadley whisper yells. "She's tired after the helicopter ride!"
"What?!" Pam shouts.
Harley once again shushes.
"What?!" Pam whisper yells.
Harley pouts to the sofa, Pam calms, takes a seat, and lets the wacko explain herself.
"Wade and I were visiting an old friend in Canada." Harley explains.
"Of course Deadpool and Wolverine are involved in this." Pam sighs. "Go on."
"There was this secret military base."
"Of course."
"They were experimenting on mutant children."
"Typical. Okay, so you rescued a kitty baby being experimented on?"
Harley nods.
"... So what's the plan?" Pam raises a brow.
Harley is as a quiet as a church mouse.
"Harls?"
Harley looks at Pam with glittery puppy dog eyes.
"Harley?!"
"... We bonded, Pammy."
Pam bites her lower lip.
"Harley, I don't think..."
"Iron Man." Harley snaps a finger.
"You can't just..."
"Captain America."
"Harley, stop, I..."
"BLACK WIDOW."
Pam glares.
"You want her that badly?"
Harley nods.
"..."
"Pwease!"
"..."
"Pwetty Pwease!"
"..."
"Pwetty Pwease with Wasp's fat tits on top?!"
(Present day)
"And that's how we adopted you." A Heavy Set, middle aged woman with green skin explains during her daughter's birthday at Xavier Prep.
Jeann Quinn-Isley looks at the butterball blonde, wrapped in a red and black checkered apron, happily baking a cake in the kitchen.
"Mom kidnapped me from the government?"
Pam nods.
"In Canada?"
"Yep."
"... I'm Canadian?"
"... That's your take away on this?!"
Jean nods.
"God Damn it, you're Harley's Daughter!" Pam moans.
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Post by tylerjmcmaster on May 30, 2020 21:18:51 GMT -6
Thinking of Ivy and Harley as plump in middle age really does so much for me.
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Post by kappa on May 31, 2020 22:28:12 GMT -6
Hmm... Here's another way I can do that Sinful Hag Game. Arcade's Age Fire (Sinful Hag 7.0)Black Suits= Physical AP Red Suits= Mental AP Jack= Location Change Queen= Role Change King= Time Change Ace= J,Q,K
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Jack | Queen | King | Ace | | ♠️ | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 11 | | ❤️ | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 11 | | ♣️ | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 11 | | ♦️ | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 11 |
"You won't get away with this!" Wasp scowls at a Lanky Redhead that looks like Carrot Head in a tacky white suit and sounds exactly like Weird Al. Shes tied into a chair, sitting at a poker table, with the bad grinning like the Devil Himself. "No, I'm pretty sure I will." Arcade chuckles with a deck of cards in hand. He shuffles and shuffles and shuffles, laughing wickedly as the brunette keeps appearances. "You're the first to play my little game." Arcade chirps. "I hope you like it. I'd be disappointed if you hate it!" Janet hawks a loogie square in Arcade's Left Eye! He simply laughs, wiping off the saliva with his sleeve. "You're so feisty... Let's hope that lasts!" A card is thunked down the table, face up. "Ooh, looks like you got..." 5♠️ or 10♦️ |
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Post by cyberbady on Jun 1, 2020 3:05:03 GMT -6
5♠️ pls
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Post by kappa on Jun 1, 2020 9:27:56 GMT -6
Her hair shortens in length, a light indication of lines form around her face, with skin beginning to tag
She's 35 and doesn't realize.
But Arcade does. And it's delightful!
"I'm not playing your stupid game, you hack."
"Hack?"
Janet laughs.
"Everyone knows about that Hunger Games Rip-off you pulled a few years back."
"Hey, that had 10 million views on YouTube!"
Janet rolls her eyes,
"Like that means something."
Arcade laughs.
"I can assure you, numbers mean something."
He sets down another card, his eyes on Fire with the intent to make The Wasp Suffer.
♥️10
or
ACE ♦️
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So yeah, that's one way of doing that game. I randomly select two cards, people pick one or the other. 🤣
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Post by kappa on Jun 1, 2020 10:26:16 GMT -6
Jean Grey and Emma Frost Fan Fic: The Frosts
(27 years ago)
A Blue Volkswagen Bus is parked at the gates of Xavier Prep.
Outside of the van, a Young Kenyan Immigrant, in a black leather vest, sporting a white Mohawk, sits in the back with three of her bandmates with a lit cigarette in hand and shoulders weighed down heavily with stress.
A Naturally Green Haired Gal named Lorna Dane, the base guitarist with powers just like Magneto. Her Daddy married the Headmistress, she's considered the black sheep when compared to her smart, goody goody sisters.
A Spunky Brunette named Kitty Pryde, the cute drummer with a love for sweets. She's dating their equipment manager, A Russian Mutant named Piotr Rasputin.
And a pixie cut blonde, blue tattoos around both her eyes, the lead guitarist, with eyes intently looking over by the entrance, where a screaming match is taking place by their Lead Singer, Emma Frost, and The School's Treasure, Jean Grey.
"It's rude to eavesdrop." Ororo points out with a People X Magazine in hand. She throws it into Dazzler's lap.
"Let's do a quiz or something." Ororo suggests.
"Sounds bitchin!" Kitty Pryde chirps.
Dazzler rolls her eyes, shoved the magazine back at Storm, hops out of the Van and heads towards the emotional storm.
"Dazz...." Lorna chimes in. "Don't... don't get involved."
Dazzler crosses her arms. Why wouldn't she get involved? She is involved and so are they. It's the band for Christ's Sake! The Frosts!
Dazzler huffs and stomps towards a territory her friends consider closed off.
To their luck, Emma was headed in their direction, with a particular redhead out of sight.
"How'd it go?" Dazzler asks with a racing heart.
"...When she becomes Headmistress..." The Gorgeous Blonde sighs. "We aren't allowed back."
Dazzler laughs.
"You made the right choice, Emmy." Dazzler gives a thumbs up. "You're not the hero type. You're a musician."
Emma nods, slowly stumbles to the van, and flops onto Storm.
Storm precedes by comforting her friend with a hand slowly brushing her back.
Dazzler couldn't help but smile. The Future looked bright with Emma Frost in the picture.
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(Present Day)
A Slender and Sexy Middle Aged Blonde stands at the end of 13 Albums, 27 years, dozens of hit songs, awards, booze, drugs, and cash, and stack of divorce papers.
"It's been fun." Her Plump Ex, a round pumpkin, with chubby, chipmunk cheeks, hair in a mature bob, smiles. "But I'm tired of the lifestyle."
Dazzler sighs, scribbling her signature.
"I know." Dazzler lowers her head. "Could we... if I ever write another song that tickles your ear... would you... would you sing it for me?"
Emma Frost shrugs her spongy shoulders.
"I'll think about it."
"So, you're really going back there?"
Emma nods.
"Lorna got me a gig as a music teacher." Emma smiles.
"Won't it be... awkward?"
Emma chuckles.
"You mean Jean?"
Dazzler nods.
"She's married, to a guy, with six kids. I don't think I have anything to worry about."
Dazzler frowns. She's finally become a solo act... and she hates it.
"Be careful." Dazzler smiles.
"I will." Emma promises. "... It's funny, the whole, beside you, the whole band is there... ever think about giving up the rocker life?"
"..."
Emma laughs.
"Just kidding, babe." Emma giggles, blows Dazzler a kiss, and hoist her heavy body upwards. "We want different things. That's okay... I love you."
"... Yeah." Dazzler avoids eye contact.
Emma sneaks a kiss on Dazzler's age spotted cheek.
"I'll take that as a 'I love you too, Emmy'." Emma continues to giggle. "If you're ever up there, look me up." Emma winks. "Just because we're divorced, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun."
Emma waddles off, Dazzler's heart sinks. A part of her has this sinking feeling Jean is going to win this.
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Post by kappa on Jun 14, 2020 14:28:05 GMT -6
TiDo the Martian
1941
👩🏼🦳Young Lady, no daughter of mine is fighting in a war!
*knocking on the door frame*
👽Hey... is this a bad time for backgammon?
👱🏼♀️With all do respect, Mother, I am an adult and can do what I want. I'm fighting in this war, end of discussion!
👽... I'm not hearing a no...
1964
👩🏼🦳 TiDo, now is not the time for Gilligan's Island, I'm having a discussion with my daughter!
👩🏻🦰What's there to discuss? I'm going to Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters and you can't stop me!
👽I was gonna order a pizza... um... should I ask later?
1989
👵🏻TiDo! Not now! Can't you see my granddaughter is trying to abandon everything her mother died for?!
👩🏻🎤Magneto is right.
👽We can cancel Movie Night. We can always watch Ghost Busters another day.
2004
👩🏼🦳No, it's fine, TiDo. Wait for me in the living room. I just need to make it clear to my daughter that Avenger Academy is out of the question!
👱🏼♀️Take a chill pill, mom. I can be a mutant and an avenger!
👽Come on, guys! It's the same fight, just a different year!
2027
👩🏼🦳... I don't follow. How is my daughter trying to go to Mars an old conversation?!
👽... I feel so old right now.
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Post by keith943 on Jun 14, 2020 15:03:41 GMT -6
You should have the alien make his past self record the entire multigenerational argument.
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Post by kappa on Jun 14, 2020 15:18:33 GMT -6
... Not sure what you mean, tbh.
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Post by keith943 on Jun 14, 2020 18:18:17 GMT -6
I meant the alien TiDo the Martian should have his past self visually and audio record the multigenerational mother and daughter argument from start to finish.
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Post by kappa on Jun 14, 2020 18:48:27 GMT -6
Don't know how to write that. And don't want to either.
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Post by keith943 on Jun 14, 2020 18:49:41 GMT -6
Alright I understand it was just a suggestion.
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