Post by chronoeclipse on May 29, 2020 12:42:42 GMT -6
Hey everyone - Kappa and I had a fun idea of a thread for scenes and stories revolving around the residents of a nursing home 65 years from now. Everyone is welcome to post blurbs and thoughts and short stories or scenes in here - they could involve residents of the nursing home; old people in the world of 2085; young people talking about old people in 2085 or characters time traveling to 2085 etc. like in my little scene below. Have fun!
Aiden & Zach
Aiden and Zach are two high school seniors who have found themselves flung through time to the year 2085 and are now stuck 65 years in their own future.
Aiden: Working as an orderly at Shady Hills nursing home sucks!
Zach: Try being a grocery store clerk!
Aiden: I had to change my crushes diaper today!
Zach: Well at least you got to give her a sponge bath - didn't you always say you wanted to sneak a peek as Madison Cooper bathing?
Aiden: Yeah in 2019 when she was my age!
Zach: Well I spent the afternoon listening to our former classmates complain about the quality of produce.
Aiden: Your girlfriend... or ex-girlfriend has a serious flatulence problem and I can't even tease her about it because she's senile!
Zach: Your younger sister pays for her groceries in loose change and smells like mothballs!
Post by niddlyby43 on May 29, 2020 14:18:19 GMT -6
Just some guys working at the Shady Hills Nursing Home. James somehow sees his College crush here...
James: Is there a particular reason why Miss Ann is dancing around in a....tub top?
A nearly naked dancing elderly woman was making awkward moves in the foreground, tits making audible slaps every so often.
Jim: Believe you and me...wait is that Ann from college? Damn she got big.....and hella low.
James: Bro she keeps on gesturing me to dance.....and her Depends yellow bro....
Jim: Despite the severe wrinkles....she still so beautiful....
A sloshing sound hits the floor, Ann developing some severe red face due to her genitals being in full view; the wrinkled pussy dangling in the air with urine dripping down. Despite the “wardrobe” malfunction she keeps dancing.
Jim: 😐 Yeah I still would.
James: Dude really?!?
Dancing awkwardly still, she nearly slips on the floor bracing herself on the chair near her. Sitting there in the chair, her gaping vag is on full display. Tits pooling and resting on her wrinkled gut, using her skeletal hand to start flicking herself.
Jim: God what I wouldn’t have payed to see that decades ago....
👵🏻Hi, I'm North West Kardashian with an important message to all you expecting mothers out there. DON'T name your kid something stupid. Don't. Or, at least, think about what you're doing.
* a photo of a teenage North West with her mothers Kim Kardashian, in her 50s, appears on screen*
👵🏻You think I wanted to be named a direction on a compass? NO! And my sister Chicago didn't want to be named after a city. My brother Psalm didn't want to be named after a book in the Bible. Oh, and don't get me started on my brother Saint!
*North West sighs in frustration*
👵🏻I'm not trying to sound like a prude. I'm not saying name your kids Victoria, or Elizabeth, or Mary... but let The Millennials be a reminder for you. Naming your kid Apple is going to bite you in the butt when they're teenagers. Want to know what half my arguments with my Mom ended in?
*North West chuckles*
👵🏻Yeah? Well you named me North, you pumpkin spice drinking, Basic B! Think about the future. Just because you think it's cool now, doesn't mean your kid will.
*North West raises a finger and points*
👵🏻I'm 71, a grandmother, and my name is a god damn direction! Don't be a Kim Kardashian, naming your kid something off the wall is the equivalent of getting a tattoo during spring break. It's probably a bad choice!
Paid for by the Senior Citizens Annoyed With Their First Names Coalition.
that is really funny kappa it reminded me (when one of my sisters was a student teacher) of the names that one of my sister's student's had a first name called sparkles. plus the former leader of a strictly traditionally conservative judeochristian group called vision forum and his wife named their children after strictly conservative judeo christian ideals-virtues and ideals-virtues of the american constitution and american independence names such as providence.
Standing in a club looking dress, a young brunette was conversing with a rather scantily clad elderly woman. Wearing a top that did not contain her deflated masses and a dress bottom that oozing wrinkled flesh everywhere. "Baby, you said we could go out...................it feels like it's been decades..." the wrinkled face crone exclaims.
Pouting some with her hair getting in her face, "Hun it may not be a good idea..............you are spilling out of that outfit........" Jane stammers as her weathered girlfriend attempts to move, only to fall back and dislodge one of her empty sacks of a breast. "Oh dear you spilled out....."
Dazed some from the somewhat hard fall, Jaime sees her breasts pooling on her oozing belly "Well you know you love seeing me all splayed out like........this...." she quips as she shakily moves to stuff her wrinkled sack back in place, only for the rather dark nipple to still show.
Desperately trying to cover up her rather ill dressed girlfriend, "For me its only been a few days....................you've had a life, and waited for me........" Jane laments.
Gaining some traction and getting some shaky footing, the near 100 year old stands knees knocking on each other "You owe me a date...........and some fun......" she says as strains to raise her dress. The white jungle on her pussy was rather thin in volume, but the lips hung low. The doughy flesh of her stomach hanging limp. "Can't wait.......tob......get dowb and dirby....." she questions as her dentures made their way on the floor. Smiling, gums showing to Jane.
Looking a bit distressed, "It's ok a hun..we can have an indoor date; I'll even make some pudding, like you like it." Jane says.
The diaper that Jaime had been wearing was loosely hanging for dear life, when a mild stream of urine started. The diaper was doing an effective job and kept most of the it in, "Babes..........before we eat and "eat".....I'llsh need changing......" Jaime laments.
"Well, we get to have some fun after I finished cleaning you up; flabby ass and all." Jane quips.
Last Edit: May 30, 2020 9:57:46 GMT -6 by niddlyby43
How do you think the characters of all of the original and current arrowverse tv shows(supergirl, Arrow, the flash, dc legends of tomorrow, and batwoman) would be like and how would they react to their futuristic life when flash forwarded and reality warped to the year 2085? I have a similar question for the Marvel cinematic universe characters, and the NCIS, Hawaii Five 0, NCIS LA, and NCIS New Orleans characters.
Post by chronoeclipse on Jun 3, 2020 16:22:17 GMT -6
Young Orderly: Okay Pussy, Ass or Toes -
Aiden: Wait... what's Pussy, Ass or Toes?
Young Orderly: You know, like the game show! I give you three names and you pick which one you'd lick, bite or suck!... you've never seen the show? It's like the most popular show on the neural sphere!... On the show the host then asks the celebrity if they would let the contestant lick their pussy, bite their ass or suck their toes and if they consent then the audience gets to watch.
Aiden: Woah - and they BROADCAST THIS!? For like everyone to watch!?
Young Orderly: Yeah it's been around for decades! It's a really popular show!
Aiden: Okay man, hit me.
Young Orderly: What?
Aiden: Ask me!
Young Orderly: Okay... Pussy, Ass or Toes: Xellia 6Ix; Forsyth Gwent or Cassiopia North Starling West?
Aiden: I have no clue who the FUCK any of those people are.
Young Orderly: You have to pick.
Aiden: Okay... uh Pussy Cassiopia? Ass um... the first one you said like Azalia? and Toes the middle one.
Young Orderly: Corg. (Slang for 'cool')
Aiden: Okay my turn! Pussy, Ass, toes - Margot Robbie, Gal Gadot or Florence Pugh!
Young Orderly: Ew like Dame Florence Pugh? Are they all like wrinkly old ladies?
Aiden: Not where i'm from...
Young Orderly: *Points to the old lady residents at the nursing home they work at* You might as well just ask me 'Pussy, Ass, toes - Miss Rachel, Miss Britney or Miss Zooey!'
“I can’t believe we timespliced here....its been days....” a frail old man spoke. Sitting in a recliner with rather vintage shirt and pants, not hiding his shriveled balls, he looked at his weak, arthritis ridden hands. “Babe can we go back.....time traveling is supposed to be fun......we can’t even fuck....” he laments.
Next to him in rather revealing sun dress was an elderly woman, around 89 years old. “Well hun, I haven’t been able to repair the device properly yet........besides even if you could get it up we would need a shit ton lube......rather dry down there....” she says as she points to her wrinkled thighs pooling in her chair. Her brittle hairs of her bush poked through her frilly panties, stomach flesh oozing on top. “I mean the nurses were kind enough to get me some viagra......if you want later....dear..” she questions seductively.
Steady trying to make his rather numb pecker work, “I don’t need that confounded pill.......” reaching into his pants trying to awaken the sleeping “dragon” he thought. All he felt was a limp nub that had apparently wet himself, not even knowing. Thinking he may have actually got it working, “See it responds.....” he says with a tinge of sadness.
“Dear you just pissed yourself again is all.” She answers. Despite the predicament, she had been shakily trying to repair their transport device. “Stop trying to make that old wrench work you daft ninny, we can wait till later.....” she quips.
“Well it just ain’t fun that I can’t do anything, not fool around with you without medical help, or even myself.....” he laments as he lets his limp member rest. “You know your tits still look ravishing....” he winks.
“Yeah, sagging below my belly button is sexy.....” she says looking down at her wrinkled cleavage. She subconsciously adjusts her wrinkled mammaries in her ill fitting bra. “Though I bet my tit jobs would be pretty soft with this deflated balloons.” She says teasing him.
“Not fair.....guess I’ll get changed by that nice CNA over there....” he chides looking at the young CNA attending to another patient across the way. Despite the youthful tart, he barely felt any movement in his Jonson.
“Yeah she would have a great time getting a dirty old man off....” she quips continuing her meticulous work, using her chair to steady her shaky hands. “Not to mention you got some plumbin’ issues.....Hahahaha.” She exclaims.
“Well were both now members of the saggy titty committee and balls to the floor club.....” he laments as he feels his hanging sack hitting the lower side of his pants.
An audible squelch could be heard from the elderly girlfriend. Blushing hard from her rather shitty bowels, “I guess now we BOTH need to be changed.” He quips, feeling the excessive moisture of his soaked Depends.
Feeling the rather runny mess at the seat of her Depends, “I just hate the fact we get changed like pants shitting toddlers....” she says attempting to stand and call the CNA, only to fall back and make a serious mess of her wrinkled ass cheeks.
Snickering, “Well to be fair, we’re pants shitting grandparents now....or at least for now....” he laments.
Last Edit: Jun 3, 2020 20:44:57 GMT -6 by niddlyby43
Post by chronoeclipse on Jun 3, 2020 20:00:38 GMT -6
A young reporter in a fancy futuristic suit sits next to an incredibly old woman with long white hair slumped in a wheel chair. The reporter has a fancy 2080s microphone she is pointing in the old woman's face. The title floating in the air below them says "Happy 110th Birthday Nichole Mischke!"*
*(Writers note: If you don't recognize the name Nichole Mischke - she's the real life reporter in this video: )
Reporter: Hello! I'm here at the Shady Hills nursing home with a very special resident - 110 year old Nichole Mischke!
Nichole: Oh god... seriously?
Reporter: Nichole just got done with her nap... which I hear is something you like to do often isn't it?
Nichole: I am tired! I lived through the 21st century...
Reporter: You sure did! Now we have some flowers for you.
Nichole: I don't want your stupid flowers...
Reporter: We'll just put those right there... and we gave you an old fashioned vape pen with our psy-channels logo on it..
The old woman takes a hit of the vape pen with her shaky hands.
Reporter: And... And you have a big party tonight to celebrate turning 110 years old, your kids and your grandkids and your great-grandkids are all going to be there. How are you feeling about that?
Nichole: *Wheezes and takes another hit of her vape* It totally sucks.
The Reporter taps her neural wire as if someone is communicating telepathically with her.
Reporter: Nicholle the folks on the psynet want to know what your secret is to living so long!
Nichole: There's no stupid secret... I didn't want to live to be this old when I was sitting in your chair missy, my stupid body just won't quit.
Reporter: 'Just don't quit' you heard it here first folks!
Nichole: Oh the irony...
Reporter: Now Nichole is orignally from Spokane Washington where she used to be a reporter back in her youth.
Nichole: Yeah and someday you'll be old like me you basic bitch...
"You can't not tell me he's not hot." CNA#2 exclaims.
There stands a shaking old man, near 95 years old, having a strained look on his face. The edge of a Depend can be seen hovering over his ill fitting overalls. His weak stick like arms trembling like a scared cat; legs were also no fairing too well either.
"Sis, his ass probably saw our mom grow up; that's creepy as fuck and he looks hella familar.....like we know him......" CNA#1 states as she's adjusts the cart full of random medications for the patients. She has penchant for thieving meds. The high quality viagra sold like hot cakes.
"I don't know why, but he's just screams sexy to me; drool dripping from his pursed gummy mouth and that dazed look on his face..." she muses as her frail piece of man meat strains just standing. That strained face begins to worsen, a wet fart radiates from the old man.
"Your hot rod seems to shat his pants." CNA#1 quips as our delightfully sounding old man continues his wet fart, almost like a tone at this point. The super heavy duty Depend was doing a wonderful job of keeping the old man's excrement in place, though his strained face kept going.
"Yeah.......changed him the other day........he seemed so happy......." CNA#2 agains muses as her stud continues to shit himself. The back end of the old man actually was causing him to straighten his croaked aged back. The intensely loaded Depend caused the old fart to actually slump towards the ground, physically. "He's such a stinker sometimes I swear...." she laments.
"I hope and pray you haven't done anything inappropriate with him?....." CNA#1 questions as the old man finishes his business and continues to shuffle along, though more slowly than before.
Looking at her heavily loaded stud, "Yeah we fooled around the other day when I changed him..................despite his age, he got half hard pretty well....." she muses blissfully unaware of her friends distraught face. "Them balls........so low........" CNA#2 muses.
"I would say this is odd but other CNAs were fooling around with some crazy old lady on the other side of the wing.......always dancing..." CNA#1 states as her friend makes her way to stinky stud. The sight of her friend shuffling off with the old man winking and grabbing his saggy shitty ass still stuck with her all along her way to the other patients.
Last Edit: Jun 3, 2020 20:37:48 GMT -6 by niddlyby43