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Post by kappa on Jun 3, 2020 20:59:18 GMT -6
Council of Time
Elvis Parody: Hey there, Pretty Mamas and Cool Cats, The name's Big Papa Wolf, The 1950s Representative of The Council of Time.
John Lennon Parody: I'm Sunshine Jones, The 1960s Representative.
Madonna Parody: And I'm Glitz, The 1980s Representative and we'd like to talk to all time travelers currently within the decades of 1970 to 2090. PLEASE, KEEP PORN IN THE YEAR IT WAS MADE.
Elvis Parody: It might seem real nifty at first, a pin up of Kim Kardashian from 2052, Miley Cyrus's sex tape from 2067, a playboy from 2082 with Kate Upton on the digital cover...
John Lennon Parody: But things get mental if you lose them 20, 30, 40 years in the past. Do you have any idea what chaos a hustler of Selena Gomez from 2055 could cause? Lizard Nazis, Space Whale Invasions, Chocolate Covered Chicken Nuggets!
Madonna Parody: As representatives of The Council Of Time, it is like our duty to keep the timeline uncorrupted by porn related mishaps and junk.
John Lennon Parody: So, please, think before you purchase pornography.
A PSA from The Council Of Time.
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Post by kappa on Jun 4, 2020 9:47:38 GMT -6
Tick Tock Jacque ⏱
👩🏻🦰So, what's 2085 like?
🧑🏿🦲Mars has been colonized for 50 years.
👩🏻🦰Really?!
🧑🏿🦲Mhmm... Uh... Spanglish is more commonly used in The United States.
👩🏻🦰Spanglish?
🧑🏿🦲When you combine English and Spanish together. It's become pretty mainstream. A lot of people compare it to how Old English became Middle English.
👩🏻🦰Middle English?
🧑🏿🦲So, like, in the 11th century, William The Conqueror, a French Speaking Norman, conquered England. The Romantic Language of French greatly shifted the Old Tongue. Adopting new words, changing suffixes and what not to fit the French Speaking Conquerers needs, etcetera, etcetera...
👩🏻🦰Okay, but I wanted to hear about the future. Not the past.
🧑🏿🦲Sometimes, the future relates to the past. Like how Belgium splits, Flanders joins the Netherlands and Wallonia joins France. Or The Basque Country, Catalonia, Tibet. What about the future exactly did you want me to talk about?
👩🏻🦰... Does Scarlett Johansson get fat?
🧑🏿🦲Seriously? That's what you want to know?
👩🏻🦰With all my heart, Jacque. With all my heart.
🧑🏿🦲... I'll give you a hint, in 2052, she's the spokesperson for a Yogurt targeted to middle aged women.
👩🏻🦰Can I get a little more detail? You spent five minutes explaining about some French Dude! Does she have a fat ass? Big, floppy breasts? A double chin? How big is her potbelly? How chunky are her legs?! Come on, Jacque, give me the deets!
🧑🏿🦲...Well, let's just say she can't exactly fit into her old Black Widow Outfit.
👩🏻🦰Jacque, that is not enough for me!
🧑🏿🦲Well, that's all your getting!
👩🏻🦰Jerk!
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Post by kappa on Jun 4, 2020 21:21:21 GMT -6
TiDo The Martian
On visiting day, an orderly plays this song on his Digicube. A song he considers an oldie, a song he thinks the residents will enjoy.
👩🏼🦳... This song is older than my mother.
👽I know, I use to listen to this song with your grandmother. Good times!
👩🏼🦳...
👽That you gimme no reason! Why you make-a-me work so hard!
👩🏼🦳...
👽That you gimme no! That you gimme no! That you gimme no! That you gimme no!
👩🏼🦳...
👽Soooooul, I hear you calling!Oh baby pleeeeeease give a little respect tooooo meeeee!
👩🏼🦳It amazes me that now, at 84, I finally understand why my Grandmother loved you.
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Post by kappa on Jul 28, 2020 0:31:15 GMT -6
A PSA for Teens & Young Adults in 2020
😲So, you're thinking about trying anal?
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🤣It's okay! Hey, try that shit while you're young! Trust me, you won't regret it!
👵🏼I regret it.
🤔You probably won't regret it.
👩🏻🦳I also regret it.
😁There's a good chance you won't regret it!
👵🏼I'm 85 years old and I truly regret letting my Ex toss my salad.
👩🏻🦳I'm 70 and I also have regret I did that as a teenager!
😑Okay, SO, you might regret it. Might. BUT, it could be something you do for decades to come!
👵🏼Or something you blush about in a wheelchair at a home.
👩🏻🦳I'm less embarrassed about my Sophomore year boyfriend's mother catching us have sex in his room than I am about this.
🤨Let's keep in mind the negative feedback was strictly personal opinion. I say try it!
👵🏼👩🏻🦳 We say don't.
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Post by animeagony on Aug 25, 2020 12:54:04 GMT -6
I cannot wait for more!
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Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 25, 2020 13:05:54 GMT -6
What sort of things in particular are you hoping to see? |
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Post by kappa on Aug 25, 2020 13:06:03 GMT -6
Your enthusiasm sincerely put a smile on my face. Thanks for the bump ❤️ Maybe, it'll get Niddly and Chrono inspired? 🤔 Till then, here's something quick that involves anime and stuff like it cause of your name's sake! 😘 *** 👵🏻Can you believe Janice? I let her borrow my Distendo Station X a month ago and she still hasn't given it back! 👩🏼🦳The Baka! And we're a week away from Pokémon Galaxy & Nebula! 👵🏻Right?! That cheap weeb! I wanna evolve a Lobster Nebula Squirtle! 👩🏼🦳*Chuckle* That's the starter you're going for?! Ha! Granny's all about that adorable HorseHead Nebula Bulbasaur! 👵🏻Those stats are weak sauce! 👩🏼🦳What?! Are you going senile?! Have you seen its stats when it Galactic Forms?! 👵🏻Pfft! You kids today and you're hyper evolutions! 👩🏼🦳*Eye Rolls* Anyways, I might get Animal Crossing Infinity while I'm at it. 👵🏻LAME! 👩🏼🦳 Lame?! I hope Janice keeps that station forever, you old fart! |
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Post by keith943 on Aug 25, 2020 14:18:02 GMT -6
What sort of things in particular are you hoping to see? Chronoeclypse have you seen/watched Leverage the TV show, the Arrow, Supergirl, the Flash, Whitecolor, Legends of Tomorrow, Agents of shield, or even any of the Marvel cinematic universe Avengers related movies. If so it might be interesting to have some flash forwarding distant finale scenes that work their way to the year 2085 for any of the TV shows. |
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Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 25, 2020 14:43:42 GMT -6
What sort of things in particular are you hoping to see? Chronoeclypse have you seen/watched Leverage the TV show, the Arrow, Supergirl, the Flash, Whitecolor, Legends of Tomorrow, Agents of shield, or even any of the Marvel cinematic universe Avengers related movies. If so it might be interesting to have some flash forwarding distant finale scenes that work their way to the year 2085 for any of the TV shows. Personally I'm not particularly interested in writing FanFic stories. |
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Post by kappa on Aug 25, 2020 14:43:58 GMT -6
What sort of things in particular are you hoping to see? Chronoeclypse have you seen/watched Leverage the TV show, the Arrow, Supergirl, the Flash, Whitecolor, Legends of Tomorrow, Agents of shield, or even any of the Marvel cinematic universe Avengers related movies. If so it might be interesting to have some flash forwarding distant finale scenes that work their way to the year 2085 for any of the TV shows. Keith, have you ever seen Chrono write anything like that? 🤔 Yes, he did ask for suggestions, not specifically to you, BUT, come on, try to consider who you're talking to. I don't ask Chrono to write me stories about Victoria Justice becoming a fat milf from Boston... unless he gets something out of it from me! 🤣 |
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Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 25, 2020 14:54:37 GMT -6
Chronoeclypse have you seen/watched Leverage the TV show, the Arrow, Supergirl, the Flash, Whitecolor, Legends of Tomorrow, Agents of shield, or even any of the Marvel cinematic universe Avengers related movies. If so it might be interesting to have some flash forwarding distant finale scenes that work their way to the year 2085 for any of the TV shows. Keith, have you ever seen Chrono write anything like that? 🤔 Yes, he did ask for suggestions, not specifically to you, BUT, come on, try to consider who you're talking to. I don't ask Chrono to write me stories about Victoria Justice becoming a fat milf from Boston... unless he gets something out of it from me! 🤣 It's cool. It was a fair question and I gave a fair response. I think there are a lot of folks on here who are interested in AP stories involving MCU and DCEU characters (I don't know about people clamoring for an AP story about the show White Collar though, you might be waiting a long time for that one). So i'm sure you'll get your wish on those sooner or later from someone else. Its just not really my bag. I'll happily write fanfic AP on commission or for trade like Kappa mentioned but when left to my own devices I find it much more fun to work with original characters. |
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Post by kappa on Aug 25, 2020 15:02:10 GMT -6
And Keith, I don't want to see a response like:
"I thought it was an interesting idea." And things like that.
Yes, YOU like that idea. YOU.
And that's good, man. But, often, it's like you're pitching The Broncos to a Patriots Fan or Star Wars to a hardcore Trekkie or Five Guys to an In-N-Out Lover.
You gotta know who you're pitching to.
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Post by kappa on Aug 31, 2020 23:51:59 GMT -6
😃Hey There, I'm Digit, your digital assistant! Thank you for shopping at Dismart! How may I be of assistance today?!
👵🏻Oh, I'm fine, I'm just picking up a few errands.
😃Prune Juice is on sale today for only 2 Credits!
👵🏻... Thank you, but I...
😃I've noticed you are a "MILLENNIAL". Cheeto Flavored Mac & Cheese is on sale for .5 Credits a packet!
👵🏻I really don't need...
😃Depends by Kylie Jenner our on sale for 5 credits!
👵🏻 I really don't need your help!
😃Feeling nostalgic? We're currently in stock with avocado toast flavored pills! Only 6.5 Credits a bottle!
👵🏻I hated avocado toast when I was 25 and I hate it now at 85!
😃I'm sorry, are you not satisfied with your Digit Experience?
👵🏻Yes!
😃We're Sorry you're not satisfied with your Digit Experience. Please, accept this digital coupon on the house!
👵🏻That's not necessary. I don't want...
3 Credits off Tramp Stamp Removal Cream.
👵🏻... Actually, I'd love that... Thank you.
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Post by keith943 on Sept 1, 2020 4:45:17 GMT -6
Keith, have you ever seen Chrono write anything like that? 🤔 Yes, he did ask for suggestions, not specifically to you, BUT, come on, try to consider who you're talking to. I don't ask Chrono to write me stories about Victoria Justice becoming a fat milf from Boston... unless he gets something out of it from me! 🤣 It's cool. It was a fair question and I gave a fair response. I think there are a lot of folks on here who are interested in AP stories involving MCU and DCEU characters (I don't know about people clamoring for an AP story about the show White Collar though, you might be waiting a long time for that one). So i'm sure you'll get your wish on those sooner or later from someone else. Its just not really my bag. I'll happily write fanfic AP on commission or for trade like Kappa mentioned but when left to my own devices I find it much more fun to work with original characters. i would commission a story and-or pictures like that however my parents see it as a waste of hard earned money. |
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Post by animeagony on Sept 9, 2020 16:39:05 GMT -6
Your enthusiasm sincerely put a smile on my face. Thanks for the bump ❤️ Maybe, it'll get Niddly and Chrono inspired? 🤔 Till then, here's something quick that involves anime and stuff like it cause of your name's sake! 😘 *** 👵🏻Can you believe Janice? I let her borrow my Distendo Station X a month ago and she still hasn't given it back! 👩🏼🦳The Baka! And we're a week away from Pokémon Galaxy & Nebula! 👵🏻Right?! That cheap weeb! I wanna evolve a Lobster Nebula Squirtle! 👩🏼🦳*Chuckle* That's the starter you're going for?! Ha! Granny's all about that adorable HorseHead Nebula Bulbasaur! 👵🏻Those stats are weak sauce! 👩🏼🦳What?! Are you going senile?! Have you seen its stats when it Galactic Forms?! 👵🏻Pfft! You kids today and you're hyper evolutions! 👩🏼🦳*Eye Rolls* Anyways, I might get Animal Crossing Infinity while I'm at it. 👵🏻LAME! 👩🏼🦳 Lame?! I hope Janice keeps that station forever, you old fart! Why Kanto? (We all know GameFreak focuses on Kanto but I’d like to see my favorite region, Unova, used. Hopefully Snivy(my favorite line), Tepig, and Oshawott get some love in these stories |
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