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Post by phoenix10 on Dec 29, 2020 19:41:57 GMT -6
Time Travel Want AdName: Sheila Denver Age: 90 Header: The Big 2010 Mistake Back in 2010, when I was just about to turn 16, I wasted good money on what I thought was a smart purchase.
An IPad.
I was young, I fell for the hype, I thought IPads were the future. I'm 90 years old and I still kick my saggy old butt for thinking that!
I could've saved that money for prom, for college, for a car, or for anything besides a god damned IPad!
I need a Time Traveler to help me stop myself from being stupid, please! Help an old lady fix a mistake!
Update: I'd like to thank TimeBoy27 for sending me back to 2010. It took a lot of convincing at that mall, but, I got myself to listen... eventually!
... So, turns out not buying an IPad was a bit of a mixed blessing. I bought a fancy prom dress instead... and you know teenagers!
Do I regret having a daughter at 16? No. It took a lot of effort, a lot of sacrifice, but I raised that little girl pretty well.
... I was a grandma at 36 in this new timeline.
... Was buying an IPad such a dumb idea? 🤔
Ha! This is great. |
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Post by chronoeclipse on Apr 30, 2021 8:24:38 GMT -6
I'd like to imagine her forcing orderlies at the nursing home to play that game with her when she's in her 80s: "Nope... lower... lower... still lower..."
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Post by chronoeclipse on May 4, 2021 12:25:24 GMT -6
Picture a 87 year old woman dressed like Slave Leia, her wrinkled body draped on a bed. In a future where May 4th is an official holiday. 🧓🏻... Wow. 👵🏻May The 4th Be With You, Nerf Herder. 🧓🏻You know damned well I'm a Trekkie. 👵🏻*Giggles* I don't see any Star Trek Holidays on the calendar. Do you? 🧓🏻... 🧓🏻I'm gonna Jabba your Hutt.  This is Ross's mom on Friends from The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy. Unfortunately she was only 61 at the time. (A mere 10 years older than Jennifer Aniston is today!) I remember when I saw this episode it tickled my AP sensibilities because it's actually Rachel dressed like this in the scene but Ross is a haunted man and when he looks at her he sees his mother in the Slave Leia costume. So from my perspective it looked like a 20-something suddenly turning into a 60-something woman. |
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Post by animeagony on Jun 16, 2021 11:09:17 GMT -6
👤They say it started in 2019. Stacking cups at a baseball game as high as you can. 🥤 🥤 🥤 🥤 👤Something that could easily surpass the wave some day. 👤Kappa doesn't know shit about baseball and learned it from Jimmy Kimmel. 👤That being said, here's a visual they thought about because of it. 👵🏽You gals ready for the Dodgers Game?! 👵🏻Heck yeah! This granny's gonna start a cup snake! 👩🏼🦳What is it, 2021?! 👵🏻Oh, hush, Gillian! The snake is classic! 👩🏼🦳Unlike you! 👵🏻I C someone took their Unt pills today. 👩🏼🦳🖕🏼 I don’t care what universe you’re from, that’s gotta hurt! |
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Post by cyberbady on Jul 29, 2021 17:56:26 GMT -6
weird to see fencing displayed in a musical video, they are doing it completely wrong, but im happy that they used it here
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