niddlyby43
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Age before beauty.
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Post by niddlyby43 on Apr 19, 2021 13:18:17 GMT -6
Pilates class is for the Elderly.....
👩🏻 “Dear why did you come to my Pilates class? It’s meant for strong, older women?”
Looking down at her ill fitting disposable garment, 👩🏻🦳 “I wanted to see what it was about, I didn’t think y'all were so.....old.”
👩🏻 “Kinda comes with territory of old age dear, I’m positively bursting with energy. I don’t even see sag on my girls anymore.”
👩🏻🦳 “Disgustingly perky tits and firm muscular arms and legs.... I didn’t even see a changing table in that room? How do y’all not piss y’all selves bearing down like that?”
👩🏻 “Senior control saves me so much time now; shitting yourself and having to change is such a hassle.”
👩🏻🦳 “All that energy; being young is so draining. I damn near flashed that old ass instructor too. Too young looking; no sagging pecs or loose thighs.”
👩🏻“Kids these days and loving sagging asses I swear.”
A low hiss could be heard during their conversation, with it culminating in a loud SQUELCH coming from her other wrinkled end.
👩🏻🦳”Granny, could you change me? I seem to have......crapped myself again.....”
👩🏻“Children these days, so young and incontinent.”
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Post by animeagony on Aug 9, 2021 22:08:24 GMT -6
I DON’T NEED SLEEP! I NEED ANSWERS!
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niddlyby43
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Age before beauty.
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Post by niddlyby43 on Aug 9, 2021 22:37:31 GMT -6
Questions:
1) Would seniors or teens wear hot pants in the '70s? 🤔
"Teens" in this scenario are baggy skinned shells, so yeah.
2) What was Baywatch like? 🤨
I can see a woman whom looks to be 95 years old with the most deflated tits barely covered by her strained and tired one piece bikini; though, seeing her shriveled ass cheeks jiggling and the near ashen nipples popping out could be the average sexual awakening for some.
3) Would incontinence be a common theme in porn?
I can see "squirting" as passing off for it on the "younger" actresses, though seeing a woman gumming the sweet jesus out of a young man and you hear an auditable squelch being heard....I can see it as a common occurrence. Though, a "sexy" pair of incontinence products would probably be mainstream. The countless times young men have finally got the girls of their dreams only to have to change a wrinkled ass.......
4) What was American Pie like? What did Stiffler's Mom look like? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Stiffler's Mom would probably look older a bit, more grey hair and sagging tits on more display. I could even see her flashing some dentures (with her being so old....ha...she had her teeth removed to appear younger.)
5) When someone thinks of a cranky old witch, would she look, in our perspective, a beautiful young maiden? What are fairy tales like? What are Disney movies like?!
God, Megera being an old crone with a deflated ass being swooned by Herc sounds.....awesome. I can see various stories with the old witch having a nice pair of tits and the young maiden barely shuffling with her wrinkled tits dangling so.
6) What was The Golden Girls like?! Oh, simple: Young looking women wearing depends and showing off their weight routines (on their tits to make them sag) and the difficulties in finding a young man to mount; perky tits are such a turn off.....
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Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 10, 2021 8:32:11 GMT -6
Questions: 1) Would seniors or teens wear hot pants in the '70s? 🤔 2) What was Baywatch like? 🤨 3) Would incontinence be a common theme in porn? 4) What was American Pie like? What did Stiffler's Mom look like? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 5) When someone thinks of a cranky old witch, would she look, in our perspective, a beautiful young maiden? What are fairy tales like? What are Disney movies like?! 6) What was The Golden Girls like?! Answers: 1) It was a 'youth fashion' so Teens would wear hot pants over their shriveled asses in the 70 (The look would be meant to pull off a different kind of sex appeal than it did in our universe). Now those same would would be in their 30s/pushing 20s in 2021 and complaining that their smooth toned thighs can't pull off 'hot pants' like they used to. 2) Hmmm - I'd say, since frail bodies are ideal for swimming and saving lives on the beach, Baywatch was a series about a bunch of hot young men and their elderly grandmothers who patrol the beaches of Los Angeles. Fans of the show LOVED it when the men on the show got oiled up but cringed every time they had to see Granny Anderson run down the beach with her smooth wrinkleless body and perky fake breasts. Thank god she was wearing a one-piece! 3) I don't think it would be a common 'theme' but more a by-product of 'barely legal porn' - like in our universe a sexy coed in a porn would say something like 'I'm soooo wet!' and in their universe would go 'I just pooped myself!' 4) Stiffler's Mom would have looked like how Jennifer Coolidge looks NOW (#WatchTheWhiteLotus - Streaming on HBO MAX!) 5) Yes. Cranky old witches would basically look like Disney princesses and Disney Princesses would look like grotesque caricatures of little old ladies. 6) The Golden Girls would have had the same scripts as our TV show did - but the cast would look more like Lena Dunham's Girls - which in that universe would look more like The Golden Girls.
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Post by saggydreams on Sept 25, 2021 1:10:56 GMT -6
Imagine bra shopping at Victoria's Secret. All of the mannequins that normally have the firm breasts would have massive hangers in this universe. The bras would merely be slip-ons. Instead of your typical padded, cupped bra, this one would have two long pieces of fabric designed to slip into the sagging sacks. Pretty much slippers for your breasts, as they don't provide any support- just an extra layer of clothing for protection and such. They would come in a variety of sizes, but they might need to be custom ordered, depending if the girls are excessively sagged or too small. All of the photo displays in the store would feature half dressed, wrinkly young 20-something women with saggy muffin tops, oozing with fat and cellulite, and the drooping, empty young girls in their prime, contained in these boob slips.
A 45 year old mother went undergarment shopping with her 15 year old daughter, undergoing puberty (in this world, I guess puberty would mean that they're finally able to function as a human being, since they were born so senile and lifeless).
"Ooh mom can I get this?" the daughter asked while holding up a pair of cheetah print granny panties. "This would look incredible with my cottage cheese ass! Really anything would since my Depends days are longgg gone!"
"ROSE YOU DO NOT USE THAT TYPE OF LANGUAGE IN PUBLIC MISSY!" her mom shouted loud enough for the whole store to hear. "Just because you have an amazing, young, wrinkly behind doesn't mean you get to use that kind of language in public." she said jealously while resting her hand below her hip, on top of her firming butt cheek. She would do anything to become young and saggy again ugh!
Rose ended up buying not only the cheetah print panty, but a matching boob slip to go with it. She apologized to her mom and went up to her room to try on her newly acquired treasures. Once dressed in her new outfit, she walked over to her stand up mirror and touched herself, mainly her chest. "I look so beautiful," she said as she massaged her foot long hangers. A lot of girls were jealous of her breasts. She luckily had good genes to get blessed with hangers like these. She stripped for herself in front of the mirror, removing everything from her body. The longer she checked herself out, the more depressed she became. Running her hand through her wispy white pubes, she thought, "wow, someday, this will all turn black and coarse and eventually become bald when I'm an oldie." The thought of losing her snowy-white forest made her shiver. She worked her way up to her sagging mammaries that hung very low and flat over her shriveled up gut, dangling there like a loose tooth. She tightly gripped her boobies and rolled them in a circular motion. She was in tears at the image that just came into her mind: perky breasts. "I cannot even fathom the day I wake up with old perky tits." she cried as she pushed her boobs up 12 inches, mimicking those of an old woman. It was a repetitive motion, moving them up and down a foot. "Here are my precious boobs now, beautifully hanging low to the floor," she said as she grasped the udders, "and BOOM! This is where they'll be in 70 years, disgustingly dense and full of milk," dramatically pushing the girls up as high as they would go. She couldn't hold that position for too long, so she let them slap back down to their original spot, way down below. "I wish I could stay young, wrinkly, empty, deflated, and saggy FOREVER! I would do anything..."
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Post by animeagony on Sept 26, 2021 13:13:20 GMT -6
Aayye Imma got a boner!
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Kappa
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Post by Kappa on Jul 10, 2023 0:57:27 GMT -6
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Post by Kappa on Jul 10, 2023 0:58:26 GMT -6
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Post by Kappa on Jul 10, 2023 0:59:06 GMT -6
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