Tatiana Willard, a pretty blonde, 18 years of age, a Senior at Eastside, head cheerleader, and the most popular girl at her school, was roped into going to therapy by her Dad and Step Mom.
She sits in a chair, legs crossed, annoyed, and blissfully unaware at the sinister fun her therapist is brewing.
🧓🏼Having a nice week?
🙎🏼♀️I'm seeing a shrink, what do you think?
The Therapist laughs a dastardly chuckle, his eyes an unnoticeable yellow.
🧓🏼I appreciate you coming all the same.
🧓🏼So, tell me, Tatiana, what seems to be troubling you as of late.
🙎🏼♀️They're totes annoying. I'm just so done with them.
🧓🏼What exactly annoys them about you?
🙎🏼♀️"They keep pestering me about..."
-"Graduation. My dad wants me to get my masters. But I am so done with college!"
-"Getting married. Jesus! I'm only 25! I know people got married young in their day but I am so not looking for a guy to settle down with right now!"
-"My weight. I'm 30, my metabolism has slowed down a little since high school. I'm sorry I'm not a pencil thin, anorexic cheerleader anymore. But I got an office job and a student loans to pay off. How could I possibly stay a 110 pounds with all that bull crap?!"
🧓🏼I've been thinking about being a counselor. Kids these days. I'm sure you see it.
Tatiana nods... feeling strangely old not being outside of the term, "Kids these days."
🙎🏼♀️Well, I do get worried some of my girls let drama stop them from giving it there all. It's really frustrating. I grew up on stuff like "Bring It On", I'm a little worried the world of cheer is dying... and I don't need teenage angst to be the final nail on the coffin.
🧓🏼I couldn't agree more. Hey, how about I come next week?
🧓🏼Nothing to be ashamed of. That's a respectable goal.
🙎🏼♀️Thanks... I just don't like people judging me for being a 39 year old spinster.
🧓🏼People will judge you. People will always judge. HOWEVER, the people that are judging you for not having a ring on your finger, for not being in a romantic, monogamous, long term relationship, do their opinions matter to you?
-No. Only the opinions of people Tatiana cares about matters to her. -Yes. Tatiana is very vain. -Yes... and that's something Tatiana hates about herself.