Tatiana Willard, a pretty blonde, 18 years of age, a Senior at Eastside, head cheerleader, and the most popular girl at her school, was roped into going to therapy by her Dad and Step Mom.
She sits in a chair, legs crossed, annoyed, and blissfully unaware at the sinister fun her therapist is brewing.
🧓🏼Having a nice week?
🙎🏼♀️I'm seeing a shrink, what do you think?
The Therapist laughs a dastardly chuckle, his eyes an unnoticeable yellow.
🧓🏼I appreciate you coming all the same.
🧓🏼So, tell me, Tatiana, what seems to be troubling you as of late.
🙎🏼♀️They're totes annoying. I'm just so done with them.
🧓🏼What exactly annoys them about you?
🙎🏼♀️"They keep pestering me about..."
-"Graduation. My dad wants me to get my masters. But I am so done with college!"
-"Getting married. Jesus! I'm only 25! I know people got married young in their day but I am so not looking for a guy to settle down with right now!"
-"My weight. I'm 30, my metabolism has slowed down a little since high school. I'm sorry I'm not a pencil thin, anorexic cheerleader anymore. But I got an office job and a student loans to pay off. How could I possibly stay a 110 pounds with all that bull crap?!"
🧓🏼I've been thinking about being a counselor. Kids these days. I'm sure you see it.
Tatiana nods... feeling strangely old not being outside of the term, "Kids these days."
🙎🏼♀️Well, I do get worried some of my girls let drama stop them from giving it there all. It's really frustrating. I grew up on stuff like "Bring It On", I'm a little worried the world of cheer is dying... and I don't need teenage angst to be the final nail on the coffin.
🧓🏼I couldn't agree more. Hey, how about I come next week?
🧓🏼Nothing to be ashamed of. That's a respectable goal.
🙎🏼♀️Thanks... I just don't like people judging me for being a 39 year old spinster.
🧓🏼People will judge you. People will always judge. HOWEVER, the people that are judging you for not having a ring on your finger, for not being in a romantic, monogamous, long term relationship, do their opinions matter to you?
-No. Only the opinions of people Tatiana cares about matters to her. -Yes. Tatiana is very vain. -Yes... and that's something Tatiana hates about herself.
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
Feb 2, 2021 0:55:05 GMT -6
MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
Feb 3, 2021 12:49:27 GMT -6
JackpotMans: If you are a part of round 2 of the AP Tournament, please check your messages! I would prefer to talk over discord if you use it, but I don't mind conversing here.
Feb 4, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -6
unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
Feb 11, 2021 15:01:41 GMT -6
JackpotMans: AP Tournament has been updated! Check out the updates!
Feb 19, 2021 18:01:22 GMT -6
MeanMark: Just started an intractables thread -- join the FaceApp fun!
Feb 23, 2021 10:38:17 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Voting for round 2 will close tomorrow!
Feb 23, 2021 11:37:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
Mar 19, 2021 7:32:01 GMT -6
MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6
kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
Apr 19, 2021 10:05:11 GMT -6
kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
May 7, 2021 13:55:29 GMT -6
kappa: R.I.P Paul Mooney ❤️
May 19, 2021 21:41:16 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 2 of Modok had an interesting AP scene in the end ❤️
May 26, 2021 10:09:28 GMT -6
kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:26 GMT -6
kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:42 GMT -6