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Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 12, 2020 21:28:50 GMT -6
I've been hankering to do some actual old age AP lately so I whipped up a few caption stories. The idea is that these are all true stories told by young women that have been APed. Anyone who wants to can contribute your own stories here using the same framing device.
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 12, 2020 21:30:14 GMT -6
Ashley - 22 “My roommate had gone home for the summer so I had the apartment all to myself. I had just finished a double at the coffee shop I work at after class so I thought I’d treat myself to a nice warm bath… well I learned later that there was some plumbing mishap and the pipes in my building were pumping water from the fountain of age! Before I even realized what was happening I was too old to get myself out of the tub! And I couldn’t reach my iphone so I was stuck there overnight. I’ve heard of pruning in the bath but this was ridiculous! Luckily for me… or not so lucky depending on how you look at it, Jake my work-boyfriend had gotten worried when I didn’t show up for my shift the next day and came to check on me. God how mortifying. He bust into the bathroom to find me sitting their naked, all wrinkles and sagging skin - a good 65 years older than I should be!”
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 12, 2020 21:33:38 GMT -6
Brandie - 19 “So there I was! I had just ranked in the top three for figure skaters under 25 in the country! Everyone was saying that I was a contender for the gold at the 2022 olympics. I was getting all kinds of endorsements and there was even that viral video of me doing a skate to Lizzo’s Good As Hell. By all accounts my future was looking bright. But then a few weeks ago I was practicing late at my local rink when I hear a door shut. I call out ‘Hello?’ because i’m the only one supposed to be in there and nobody answers. So I move to the exit and plan to pop my skates off and get the hell home when suddenly I feel something zap me. I double over and when I come to i’m all like arthritisy! My legs are like skin and bones and covered in purple veins and it’s like stiff to walk on them. The doctors said I suddenly aged 70 years in a day! Soooo I guess I won’t be competing for any medals at the next olympics, more like i’m gonna do some soft-skating for the nursing home talent show. But for the record, I know who did this to me. It has to be my rival Anya Koracovich. She was always jealous that I came in ahead of her in every competition. She’s the total Tonya Harding to my Nancy Kerrigan except instead of a crowbar to the knee she hit me with old age and osteoporosis!”
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Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 12, 2020 21:37:27 GMT -6
Jordan and Hannah - 18 J - “We’ve been best friends since 6th grade which is practically forever… especially now I guess.” H - “We do everything together and like share clothes and lipstick and-” J - “Boys…” H - “Right, so when we both found out we liked this kid Anthony in our class we decided we would share him.” J - “So like, our senior class trip last year was to Disney world.” H - “And we thought - perfect, we’re away from our parents sharing a hotel room together in the most magical place on earth!” J - “Ideal place to have our very first threesome!” H - “And Anthony was so into it! Like, you can’t tell now really but we were like two of the hottest girls at our school.” J - “I miss having big perky boobs!” H - “Anyway so we’re all like naked in the bed and like getting sucking and fucking every which way and Anthony needs to take a quick break to go to the bathroom!” J - “Lucky for him because right at that moment there was a mysterious gas leak in our room and before we knew it Hannah and I were like a pair of shriveled raisins!” H - “So Anthony comes back in and screams because we’re all like wrinkly and naked in the bed doing our best Betty White impressions.” J - “But he did totally say that he’d visit us in the nursing home this summer as part of his community service credits to um… finish what we started…” H - “And Disney was super nice about the whole accidentally robbing us of our youth and beauty thing and gave us these cute sweatshirts since our normal clothes didn’t fit us anymore!”
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