Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 23, 2020 15:43:25 GMT -6
Alana's Morning Challenge
Cut to: Alana stretching out in front of the house in her too small/too revealing workout outfit.
Jack: "You ready for your workout today?"
Alana: "Please! A jog around the block? I'm not even going to break a sweat."
Jack: "Well... I wouldn't count on it... So do you have a target for how many eyes you might catch today on your run?" Alana: "Depends on how many people are out right now I suppose? Do you count?"
Jack: "Sure if you catch my eye!" *Winks* "And there's a decent amount of folks out and about today. I guess they caught wind that we were shooting a show here..."
Alana: "Well my goal is 12."
Jack: "Ah well then, without further delay let's see how you do!"
Cut to: Alana with her game-face on ready to run. The middle-aged balding man and his wife are on their lawn cheering for her but looking a little confused at how close in age she appeared to them now. Alana takes off into a brisk jog.
Jack: *To the camera* "Okay so again Alana gets ONE and TWO right off the bat! Though the couple looked confused at the fact that this doughy 45-year-old was the same curvy goddess from two days ago, they still both seemed into it! Alana's young mind has actually lowered the bar for herself back down to 12 from yesterdays 16, and like I mentioned our neighborhood all seems to know its sexy big-boobed gals jogging time so they all seem to be out to watch her!"
cut to: Alana bounding down the sidewalk. Her flabby as is jiggling with each heavy step and she's already panting and a big wet area is soaking a half circle around the cleavage of her droopy breasts that are threatening to pop out of her sports bra. The man watering his lawn seems also surprised to see a middle-aged brunette jogging passed his house when he was used to seeing a young sexy woman passing by around this time. But his eyes were clearly going up and down with the bounce of her enormous breasts.
Jack: "Well there's THREE! Hose guy doesn't care if the boobs are perky or droopy, if they are big and bouncy he's here to gawk at them!"
Alana pauses to take a breath and wipe some of the sweat off of her lined forehead with her chunky arm before continuing down the block passed the house of the pimply-faced teenage boy and his two dorky friends. They see a chubby woman around their mothers age huffing and puffing as she jogs down the street. The two friends look confused and a bit disgusted as her exposed sweaty gut sloshes about and her chunky cottage cheese thighs glisten. They shake their heads and go inside. The pizza-faced kid insists that they stay but the friends are going for it.
The acne-afflicted kid turns back just in time to see Alana pick up a bit of speed on her jog but unfortunately the momentum dislodges her breasts from her top. The pillowy tits pop out under the sports bra and flop up and down in the wind, showing off the beginning of veins on the massive orbs as Alana squeals and struggles to smoosh the exposed breasts back into her top. The teen watching her is grinning from ear to ear.
Jack: "Okay wow! That's FOUR and count me in as FIVE! Woooo we all saw that coming didn't we? Well at least the nerdy kid got an eyeful! Wonder if he'll be as enthusiastic when those water bags are empty sacks..."
Alana managed to stuff her drooping tits back into her top and continued to jog around the corner. She was sweating and panting up a storm as she pressed on, her 25-year-old mind was clearly confused as to why this run was getting her so out of breath. The male jogger she blew off the day before ran by without glancing at her.
Male jogger: *grunting* "Ma'am."
Alana: *Offended* "Ma'am? I'm younger than you asshole!"
She stops to flip him off and catch her breath for a moment as the female joggers come up behind her. They first greet her, recognizing her from the past two days but when they come around her and see her face they pause stunned, clearly thinking that they've mistaken this older woman for someone else. They still pause and flirt for a moment as Alana rubs her side and picks up jogging with them.
Jack: "Okay it was getting dicey there for a few moment but that's SIX and SEVEN!"
Alana turns the corner waving for the other women as they continue straight. Her dull brown hair is soaked and clinging to her forhead and her puffy limbs look like they are melting. She's slowing down a bit as her thighs which have been rubbing together the entire jog so far are now red and chaffing. An old man sitting on his porch sees her and whistles at her.
Jack: "Creepy old man makes EIGHT! He didn't even seem to register that she's ten years older than she was yesterday. I guess she just looks like a 'busty young woman with gams for days' to him!"
Alana presses on jogging down the block while fanning herself. The teenage girl from the past few days saw her approaching and jumped up from her steps excitedly and then paused looking surprised at the middle-aged woman struggling to jog down the street. Alana stopped to take a few breaths again. She sees the girl watching her and waves at her. The teen girl blushes, smiles and waves back.
Jack: "We're up to NINE! The girls crush is now a sweaty auntie now but she's still into it!"
Alana plods around the corner again, passed the young man walking his dog. He completely ignores the middle-aged woman but when Alana stops to catch her breath once more she bends over and puts her hands on her knees. As she does so she hears a familiar ripping noise as her shorts burst, revealing her ass crack. The dog walker gives her a disgusted look and hurries along. Alana reaches around to cover her exposed ass and hurries along as quickly as she can.
She passes the weight lifters who see the flabby woman rushing along trying to preserve her modesty. The meatheads turn to each other and point to Alana's chunky ass oozing out from the tear between her fingers as she grips her ass and stumbles along.
Meathead: "Wooo! Come on hot mama! Finish that run! If you ever want a work out, i'm your guy!!"
Jack: "Wow... just wow! Another wardrobe malfunction and she still managed to pick up numbers TEN and ELEVEN! Guess the body builders have a soft spot for fat asses! Alana's just one shy of her goal now!"
Alana reaches the house and sighs in relief practically ready to collapse on the lawn. Gabby comes out of the house at that moment and sees Alana.
Gabby: *Playfully* "Ooo showing a little ass cleavage - nice look!"
Alana flashes crimson with embarrassment and runs into the house.
Jack: "You did it Alana! That's TWELVE! Congratulations... ah she's gone."
Cut to: Alana dressed in big stretchy yoga pants and an oversized t-shirt sitting in the confessional room.
Alana: "Woo! That sucked! I've never struggled that hard on a simple jog before... maybe i'm coming down with something. It was kind of cool to get hit on by that MILF Gabby though! I don't even mind that she's nearly twice my age!"
Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 23, 2020 16:51:50 GMT -6
Kaitlyn's Morning Challenge
Cut to: Jack walking into the back yard where Kaitlyn is surveying her rodeo stations.
Kaitlyn: "Hey Jackie-boy! Just the man I wanted to see! They told me ah was fixin' to do a bit of an impromptu rodeo show here and i've got everything I need except for a good steer."
Jack: "Well... you're in luck because..."
Brooklyn enters the yard looking confused, her tanned arms are covering her exposed breasts as she waddles out in her diaper looking around.
Brooklyn: "Why did they send me out here? It's dirty! I don't have any shoes on!" *Upon seeing Kaitlyn's devilish grin and Jacks apologetic face* "Oh no! No! No! No!"
Kaitlyn: "Oh c'mon darlin' it's just a bit of good ol' Texas fun..."
Brooklyn cautiously enters the pen.
Brooklyn: "What are you planning on doing? Because this is a $5000 manicure and god so help me if I chip a nail..."
Kaitlyn: "Oh nothing much... just gonna chase ya down, lasso ya and then hog tie ya and run ya around like a cute little pony..."
Brooklyn: "No! Noooo! I will sue you! S-U-E! Some of my closest friend are high powered attorneys! AHHHH!!"
Brooklyn scrambles and runs away from Kaitlyn as she swings the lasso above her head.
Kaitlyn: "Or ya can pretend to be a prized pig. Don't make no difference to me. Squeal away little piggy!"
Brooklyn's tanned thighs jiggle as she hoofs it as far away from Kaitlyn as she can manage. She's a bit out of breath and is crying causing her mascara to run down her face.
Brooklyn: "What did I do to deserve this?"
Kaitlyn: "I don't rightly know, but I bet you did somethin'..."
Brooklyn stumbles and falls in the dirt and whimpers as she holds her arm out for someone to help her up. The lasso comes down beside her and she realizes no one is helping her up and flails to get up and run away.
Kaitlyn: "Shoot! Shoulda had you that time. I'm losin' my touch!"
The cowgirl twirls the lasso again but then gasps and flushes redfaced, stumbling back a step. The lasso falls well clear of Brooklyn who takes the opportunity to catch her breath.
Brooklyn: "Have you come to your sense and abandoned this ridiculous activity?"
Kaitlyn: "Ah heck no! Just had a bit of a hot flash. Ain't gonna stop me from ropin' my prize..."
She fans herself with her hand and takes a few deep breaths before swinging the lasso at Brooklyn and catching her clean around the waist.
Brooklyn: "Let me go you menopausal hick!"
Kaitlyn tugs the lasso to bring Brooklyn down onto her diapered ass and then drags her over to her.
Brooklyn: "I demand to speak to the manager! Your bosses boss! Whoever I need to to lodge a complain! I'll have you all fired!"
Kaitlyn: "Yeah yeah... we're all shakin' in our boots."
Kaitlyn begins to hog tie the 38-year old bringing her legs up behind her back and tying her dainty ankles to her wrists.
Brooklyn: "Do you have any idea who I am! My ex-husband practically owns this town!!!"
Kaitlyn smirks and takes off her bandanna and uses it to gag Brooklyn causing the crew to clap. Brooklyn lets out several muffled screams.
Cut to: Brooklyn cleaned up later in the confessional room.
Brooklyn: *Checking herself for any signs of blemishes or scrapes* "I've only been tied up and gagged like that once before... for sexual reasons. This was humiliating."
Cut to: Kaitlyn untying Brooklyn but leaving the bandanna in her mouth.
Kaitlyn: "Okay now it's time to ride my little mare."
Brooklyn gives some muffled cries in protest. Kaitlyn gets her up on all fours and sits on her back reaching behind to slap her diapered butt. Brooklyn refuses to go.
Kaitlyn: "Okay looks like I got me a stubburn mule... any other volunteers?"
Jack: "Well there's always Big Mike..."
He points to the bald bouncer with a white goatee.
Kaitlyn: "Nah Big Mike reminds me too much of my papa... You on the otherhand..."
Jack loosens his tie and takes off his jacket.
Jack: "Let's do this!"
He gets down on all fours and Kaitlyn climbs on top of his back. He gasps slightly as she's a bit heavier than she had been the past couple days. Brooklyn attempts to stand up.
Kaitlyn: "Ut ut uh... You may have gotten out of me riding ya but you still got to run the course with us! Now get back on your hands and knees ya big entitled baby!"
Brooklyn looks furious but reluctantly gets back down on all fours. Her breasts sway appealingly between her arms still shapely and tan. Kaitlyn: "Ready... set... go! Keeyah!"
She smacks Jack's ass and he goes crawling through the track with Brooklyn crawling next to him. Kaitlyn's bare freckled breasts flop about with each bounce on the younger man. They bustle around the track, Brooklyn and Jack panting from the strain of the activity and Kaitlyn fanning herself from her lingering hot flash as they all finally come to the ramp with the ring at the end.
Kaitlyn: "You're up first princess!"
Brooklyn glares at her and then sighs crawling quickly up the ramp and diving through the ring. She lands on the otherside and flops on the grass, brushing her tits off and pulling the gag off of her mouth.
Brooklyn: "Sue you!!!!"
Kaitlyn: "That's your cue stud."
Jack runs up the ramp with Kaitlyn hugging his neck but at the last minute she hops back and he leaps forward landing next to Brooklyn. He brushes off his arms and stand up, helping Brooklyn to her feet.
Jack: "On behalf of the show we sincerely apologize for that... her come with me and we'll get cleaned up and i'll er... make it up to you..."
Brooklyn: *A glimmer in her eye* "What do you have in mind...?"
Jack: *Smirking and looking into the camera* "Over to you Preston!"
Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 24, 2020 10:29:41 GMT -6
Gabby's Morning Challenge
Cut to: Gabby standing in front of the wall she is supposed to paint a mural on, surrounded by art supplies. She has both hands on the small of her back as she grins up at the completely blank wall. Preston comes out.
Preston: "Uh hi Gabby!"
Preston: "Uh... what?"
Gabby: "What do artists say to greet one another?... 'Yel-low!'... it's a joke kiddo!"
Preston: "Ah okay."
Gabby: *Laughs* "I suppose my mom-jokes can be paintful sometimes!"
Preston: *To the camera* "I think uh, young Gabby would be mortified right now if she saw that her older self was full of corny mom puns..."
Gabby wipes her hands and begins gathering her tools.
Gabby: "All right! Daylights wastin'! I'm hopped up on 3 cups of Joe and ready to roll up my sleeves and get to work!... Of course i'm not wearing sleeves so we'll have to roll up something else!"
Preston: "Your uh-"
Gabby: *Joking* "Don't say boobs! I may be old but they don't hang that much yet!... Anyhoo i'm super excited to go to town on this wall! I haven't used spray paint in years! It's going to be rad!"
Preston: "You've got a plan?"
Gabby: "You bet I do! But first watch this-"
She grabs a couple paint cans and Preston expects her to twirl them around like she did on previous days. She instead reads the warning labels and then secures them into a harness and puts on a mask, goggles and gloves.
Gabby: "Safety is always the priority when you're making art! Now let's pop on some tunes and have a fun time!"
Preston: "What music do you want me to put on."
Gabby: "Oh you know what would be rockin'? Some Sheryl Crow!"
Preston puts on the music and Gabby boogies to the song in embarrassing mom fashion as she begins to paint the wall.
Cut to: Gabby in the confessional room in just her overalls again. She a little shuffle and an attempt at a 'pop n' lock' with her arms that doesn't come close.
Gabby: *Singing* "All I wanna do is have some fun! Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard! "
Cut to: Gabby bopping around and painting more of the wall. At one point she stands up from a crouch a bit too quickly and rubs the small of her back.
She finishes the bottom half and then looks up at the unfinished top half of the wall, scratching the top of her head.
Gabby: "Hmmm I guess I have to get up there as well huh? No scaffolding... well I suppose this wouldn't be a 'challenge' if there weren't some 'challenging' aspects to it huh?"
Cut to: Gabby double checking her harness at the top of the house as she yells to double brace the cord. She is wearing a bike helmet and there is a crew with a safety net down below.
A producer calls up to her if she's ready and she gives the thumbs up and steps to the edge carefully then begins to cautiously walk herself down the side of the house.
Cut to: Gabby in the confessional room.
Gabby: "That was so crazy! I feel like a regular daredevil now! Look my hands are shaking from the adrenaline! I'll have to buy a motorcycle just to feel that kind of thrill again!"
She holds out her veiny hands to show how jittery she still is.
Gabby: "And when I got flipped upside down? I thought my son was going to be an orphan!"
Cut to: Gabby putting the finishing touches on the top side of the wall and accidently shifting her weight such that she swings away from the wall and her harness flips around hanging her upside down in midair.
Gabby: "AHHHHH!!! GET ME UP! GET ME UP!"
Crew members are yelling to assure her that she's safe. Alana is down on the ground looking up at her.
Alana: "You're good Gabby! If you fall I got you!"
Gabby: "I'd kill us both!"
Alana: "Psshh! You're not that high up! You'd only probably break a few bones at that height, besides i'm all muscle down here baby! I can absorb the impact!"
Gabby's breasts slip up under her flap and peak out up by her neck, she flails to stop the slightly saggy breasts from obeying gravity and popping out for the viewing pleasure of everyone below.
Gabby: "AHHH don't look! I'm popping out!"
Cut to: Gabby back on the ground drinking water and catching her breath with Alana rubbing her back.
Preston: "So um I guess it's time for the big reveal... unless you need another minute..."
Gabby: "No no, i'm fine! Woo! I'm a professional. The show must go on!"
The drop cloth is pulled away to reveal the words 'Eat. Paint. Love.' painted in a semi circle across the top of the wall with flowers growing out of the letters. A sun shining beneath the slogan and a middle-aged version of Rosy the riveter holding her fist up and winking across the bottom half of the wall.
Gabby: "That's my girl 'Nosy the riveter'. I try to work her into most of my pieces."
Preston: "Well at least it'll get past the censors this time."
Gabby: "She's all about spreading the message that 'life begins at 40...'"
Alana: "Gives me something to look forward to..."
Gabby: "Oh yeah? You're not 40 yet? I just turned 40 this past summer..."
The two women head into the house leaving Preston standing there awkwardly.
Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 25, 2020 18:23:40 GMT -6
Brooklyn's Morning Challenge
Cut to: Preston standing outside of Brooklyn's room. The sounds of womanly laughter are coming from inside the room.
Brooklyn: *Through the door* "Like what you see baby?"
Jack: *Through the door* "Yes I do... you've held up quite nicely through your 30s..."
Brooklyn: *Through the door, chuckling* "I do pilates every day..."
Jack: *Through the door.* "I bet you do..."
Brooklyn: *Through the door, In a breathy voice.* "I can think of something else we can do before I put back on that ridiculous diaper... I'd say i've earned it haven't I?"
Jack: *Through the door* "Oh I like this so much better than the baby girl voice!"
There is the sound of Brooklyn letting out soft moans followed by the smacking noise of kissing. Preston bursts into the room to reveal Jack sitting fully clothed fingering a very naked Brooklyn who is sitting on an unstrapped diaper. The two of them are making out and upon Preston coming in with the camera crew Brooklyn pulls away and covers her breasts and wedges her legs shut around Jack's hand for modestly. But upon realizing that it's Preston she drops her arms and releases Jack's hand and grins at the 21-year-old man.
Brooklyn: "Oh does your cute little assistant want to join us? I can think of some things we could do with an extra hand..."
Preston: *Flustered* "Oh i'm not Jack's assistant... well sort of, I guess but i'm uh part of the production crew and uh..."
Jack: "It's okay, we're done here." *To Brooklyn* "We can finish this later it's time to finish getting your diaper on and come down stairs for your challenge."
Brooklyn: *Walking her fingers up his tie flirtatiously* "Oooo I love a man with a take-charge attitude..."
Jack: *Straightening his tie* "Seriously, times a wastin' and you're not getting any younger..."
Cut to: Brooklyn standing in the living room in her diaper and bib once more, folding her arms and looking at Jack expectantly.
Brooklyn: "What am I supposed to be doing again?"
Jack: "You're doing a series of social media challenges! I have a stack of cards right here with famous viral challenges that have been popular over the past 10 years and i'll read off 5 and you're going to make tiktok videos of yourself doing them!"
Brooklyn: "Oh fun! You know I was one of the first people on Facebook! Back when it was 'The Facebook' and I was a sorority girl at UC Berkley!"
Jack: "You're showing your age my dear... now, here's your first challenge - The KYLIE JENNER LIP CHALLENGE!"
Brooklyn: "The Kylie Jenner what?"
Someone hands her a shot glass and directs her to hold it up to her mouth. She does so and sucks it in, going wide-eyed with surprise at how it suctions to her face. After a moment she pops it off revealing swollen lips and deep lines around her mouth that accentuate her own burgeoning wrinkles.
Brooklyn: "Ow! And Kylie Jenner does this?"
She touches her lips with her fingers tenderly and looks in the mirror.
Brooklyn: "Though it looks almost as good as a collagen injection..."
She makes a pouty duck face at Jack.
Brooklyn: "What do you think?"
Jack: "Very kissable."
Brooklyn: "Don't kiss them though, they're very tender."
She applies ice to get the swelling down as Jack pulls the next card.
Jack: "Okay time for the next challenge and it is.... The Rubber Band Challenge!"
Brooklyn: "Huh, I haven't heard of that one."
She is shown a video of it and she raises and eyebrow and puts her hand over her mouth to block her giggles.
Brooklyn: "This looks like something i'd catch Vanity and her little friends doing around the house and have to tell the housekeeper to move all of the vases! It looks fun though. Okay let's try it!"
She sits on the couch and leans back scrunching a rubber band with her toes.
Brooklyn: "This better not mess up my pedicure..."
Jack: "Yes yes we know you paid way too much for someone else to paint your toenails..."
She hooks the band with the big toe of her left foot and pulls it like a sling shot and fires it. It sails through the air and drops before it hits the bottle.
Brooklyn: "Oh! I get it now! Okay okay let me try that again..."
She takes another band between her toes and stretches it back farther and releases it, hitting the cap this time.
Brooklyn: "I did it! This is fun. Okay okay let me try the next one..."
Jack enjoys the sight of Brooklyn's tanned legs with the beginnings of cellulite stretched out and on display as she tucks her right knee up to aim. The diaper crinkles around her 38-year-old ass as the rich woman releases another rubber band with her ruby red toes and fires it at the second bottle. It narrowly misses its target.
Brooklyn: "Okay! Okay I was so close that time. Let me try again..."
Cut to: Brooklyn in the confessional room sitting with a martini still dressed in a diaper and bib.
Brooklyn: "I had no idea my feet were so... dexterious... *She lifts here legs up sexily and winks at the camera* "I think I have a new favorite game though! I'm going to show all my girlfriends at our weekly wine luncheons. I'll have all the girls kicking off their Jimmy Choos and firing rubber bands everywhere!" *She laughs very hard.*
Cut to: Brooklyn setting up to fire the last rubber band.
Jack: "I guess a couple decades of wearing heels hasn't affected Brooklyn's foot game all that much..."
She fires it off and it riccocets off of the bottle cap and hits Jack in the back of the head.
Jack: "Well, I deserved that I suppose... Okay on to the next challenge, a DANCE CHALLENGE!"
Brooklyn stands up and stretches.
Brooklyn: "Can someone get me a Margarita? I dance better when i'm sipping on one..."
A crew member brings her makes her one and brings it over she takes a sip, dripping some onto her bib. She looks down and embarrassedly giggles before sweeping it up with her finger and sucking on it, being sure to give Jack a knowing look.
Brooklyn: "Okay what silly dances are you going to make me do."
Jack: "Ready for it? First dance you've got to complete is the BOOM FLOSS!"
Brooklyn: "Oh! I've done this one with Vanity! I got this!"
Brooklyn stands with her legs spread apart as the music begins. She gets the rhythm at first and actually looks pretty hot doing it as she swings her arms left to right across her body but as the tempo picks up she misses some steps and begins flailing into a choatic mess. When the music stops she slumps panting.
Brooklyn: "Okay... so my daughter's a little better at it than I am... but she doesn't have these melons to maneuver around..."
Brooklyn says cupping her breasts in her hands.
Jack: "Solid effort! I give you a B+, not it's time for THE PICK UP!!"
Brooklyn: "Like the dance football players do when they make a touch down? Okay..."
The intro of the song begins and Brooklyn gives a quick mental refresher to herself of which arms and which legs are doing what when it's her cue. She does the hopping on one leg part with her fist in the air well but doesn't kick her leg up as high as she had the past two days. She attempts to hook her hands under her legs as she jumps causing her thighs to jiggle a bit and almost loses her balance she appears to forget the rest of the moves of the dance and does a bit of a sexy twirl around in a circle with her hands in the air for the rest of the song.
Jack: "Sexy and almost right! Now finish strong with THE BAD BOY!"
Brooklyn: "Oooo I like bad boys... are you a bad boy Jacky?"
The song begins and Brooklyn playfully wags her finger at Jack on 'Bad bad boy' and begins swishing her hips around doing a bit of Persian dancing and turns around to bounce her diapered ass in Jack's face, looking over her shoulder and licking her lips and shimmying back upright twirling her arms above her head sexily.
Jack: "Okay it's a A! You get a A for just being so boner popping hot even at nearly 40!"
Brooklyn: *Holding her finger to her lips* "Shhhh we don't talk about that... and all i've got to do is sign my divorce papers and i'm yours Jack... Mrs. Whitehall..."
Jack: "Errr let's circle back to that toward the end of the week. We'll see if you still remember my name by then..."
Brooklyn: "How could I forget it?"
Jack: "Let's just say that'll feel like a lifetime from now... anyway on to your 4th challenge - The MILK CHUG CHALLENGE!"
Brooklyn: "As long as you don't throw the milk at me like Vanity does when I try to get her to drink it..."
Jack: "How old did you say your daughter was again? 13?"
Brooklyn: "She's a free spirit."
A crew member hands Brooklyn a pitcher of milk. The woman sniffs it and upon deeming it acceptable tips it up to her lips and begins to drink it. She tips it farther and it begins to stream down her lightly creased cheeks and her chin dripping onto her bib and breasts she finishes it off with an 'ah.' and stands there grinning with a milk mustache and her hand on her hip.
Brooklyn: "Remember those ads - 'got milk'?"
Jack: "It does a body good... now it looks like you might need another wash up my dear because you've spilled dairy all over your udders... good thing your last challenge is - the ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!"
Brooklyn: *Looking surprised and alarmed* "What? No wait-"
But before she could move the crew came up behind her and dumped the bucket of ice cold water on her, drenching the upper class woman. She stood there cringing with flat wet hair making her look like a drowned rat. Her nipples were rock hard and her arms and legs covered in goosebumps as Jack tossed her a towel.
Jack: "Well I want to dedicate that one to all the baristas out there who have ever been screamed at for doing their jobs by the Karen's of the world..."
Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 25, 2020 18:51:55 GMT -6
Molly's Morning Challenge
Cut to: Jack walking into Molly's room to find her arguing with a production assistant in front of the open window.
Molly: *Polite but intense* "Thank you for opening the window. All windows should be open or what message does it send to the birds of the world? That they are shut out? That we do not wish to hear their song?"
PA: "I don't know what to tell you... you asked me to open the window and I opened your window..."
Molly: "What I want you to do is explain this 'challenge' to me. It says to find a new pet for the house... but Myrtle has already found us. And I also take issue with the cavalier way you use the term 'pet'. I would prefer 'four-legged friend' or 'non-human companion'..."
PA: *Exasperated* "I... Jack! Can you handle this?"
Molly shows Jack her challenge. Jack gives an uncomfortable smile.
Jack: "Well see Molly, it's complicated is what it is... We should have been more general with you challenge because of course you have Myrtle and wouldn't want to replace her... she's practically part of the cast! And so... what you do this morning is more er... open to interpretation."
Molly: "Ah. I see."
Jack: "I mean getting a new toy for Myrtle... clothing for Myrtle... a partner for Myrtle... feel free to think outside of the box on this one, we'll support you."
Molly looks at him very seriously and nods contemplating it. She then takes out her phone.
Molly: "How long do I have to complete this challenge?"
Jack: "About 3 hours - until lunch time."
Molly: "I see. And I have to wear the kitty cat pajamas during it?"
Jack: "Yes... Why? What are you doing?"
Molly: "Something meaningful with my time."
Jack: "Huh... Okay..."
A Montage begins set to Animal Spirit by Bloom de Wilde.
The montage shows:
- Molly on her phone pacing around her bedroom - Molly holding skype meetings - Molly researching Californian wildlife - Molly meeting with a corporate board in a board room in LA (Molly is dressed in her cat onesie while the rest of them are in business professional clothing - Molly wearing a hard hat and her cat PJs while surveying a plot of land. - Molly approving some plans being presented to her by a group of people in the living room of the house. - Myrtle driving around the plot of land in her RC car. - Molly surveying the progress on the construction of something, again in a hard hat and cat pajamas - Molly working on her computer some more as Myrtle climbs onto it and Molly smiles at her.
Cut to: Molly still dressed in only a cat onsie stands on a platform in front of a podium presenting to a ton of audience and media. The corporate people from earlier are standing there looking happy and Jack is standing there looking very confused.
Molly: *Into the microphone* "I stand here before you today with joy in my heart to announce, with the help of our corporate partners, the construction of California's largest Desert Tortoise refuge! This will be an incredible undertaking but within the next three years this majestic species will be thriving like never before in modern history!"
She turns and cuts a ribbon on the construction site to massive cheers.
Jack: "I'm sorry what?"
Cut to: Molly in the confessional room with Myrtle.
Molly: "I would have saved the African Horned Tortoises like my friend Myrtle here but he only gave me 3 hours - that wasn't enough time to fly to another continent..."
Cut to: Molly relaxing on the couch while Myrtle zips around in her car.
Jack: "Wait - did you just... save the turtles as your morning challenge???"
Molly: "No of course not!... It was a single indigenous species of tortoise... but if you want to save the turtles we can do that after lunch..."
Cut to: Molly in the confessional room.
Molly: "You can accomplish a lot in 3 hours if you don't waste all your time on silliness and flirting... Isn't that right Myrtle? What? You like the flirting? Who in the house are you flirting with?... oh...."
Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 27, 2020 10:50:35 GMT -6
Haley's Morning Challenge
Cut to: Preston walking into Haley's room as the 40-year-old woman dressed like Harley Quinn reads her challenge, chuckling to herself and shaking her head.
Haley: *Read* "Make like Harley Quinn and tie up a hostage in a chair." *Looks at Preston* "Does that mean what I think it means?"
Preston gulps and nods.
Haley: "And i'm guessing that you're my lucky 'victim'?"
Preston: "Uh yes ma'am... I mean miss! I mean..."
Haley: *Chuckles and puts her hand on her face* "Well it looks like this is going to be embarrassing for both of us... so might as well get it over with right?"
Preston nods. Haley walks him over to a chair and pulls off his shirt. She then moves to unbuckle his pants. Preston looks at her surprised.
Haley: *Concerned* "Oh my gosh! Did I misunderstand? Are the pants not part of it?... I just remember in the comics her victim being in his boxers..."
Preston: "No! No! It's fine!"
He pulls his hands down and sits down in just his plaid boxer shorts. Haley covers her face again, embarrassed and giggling.
Haley: "Sorry! Sorry, this is just so absurd!"
She goes around and ties him up to the chair and then holds her bat on her shoulder and admires her handiwork.
Haley: "Are you ready for a show? God... I haven't done something like this since my college days..."
She plays some jazzy music and begins swishing her wider hips back and forth, licking her slightly pruned lips as tosses the bat aside and takes off her jacket.
As she dances and strips she keeps stopping to laugh at how awkward she feels. Like a middle-aged woman who had been goaded into doing a sexy dance at a bar by her drunken friends. She kicks off her boots and tugs off her glove and reaches down to slowly peal off the tank top that reads Daddy's Lil' Monster across her sloping breasts.
Haley: "I'm sorry you have to suffer through a strip-tease from 40-year-old Harley Quinn..."
Preston: "No don't be sorry! I'm... this is really nice!"
Haley: "Aw well aren't you sweet..."
She pulls the shirt up over her head revealing her softer stomach. Then she turns around and reaches behind her to unclasp her bra.
Haley: *Affecting a Harley Quinn voice* "I may be old enough to be your mum, puddin'... but that don't mean I can't still teach ya a thing or two..."
She drops the bra and turns back around covering her starting-to-droop breasts with her arm. She giggles and winks at him emphasizing the creases on her now middle-aged face.
Preston: "Wow that's a pretty good impression..."
She grins at him and slinks her brightly colored hot pants down her thin but still cellulite-marred legs and kicks the pants onto his head with her foot.
Haley: *Harley Voice* "I'm full of surprises Puddin'"
She lifts her leg Mrs. Robinson style and rests her foot on his knee then proceeds to peals her fishnet stocking down one at a time. Preston has a huge erection as he gazes at her long older legs and veined feet before glancing up at the rest of her naked 40-year-old body. He's impressed that he's been able to hold it together to this point.
But then Haley gets a twinkle in her eye as she stands naked except for her choker. She turns around and jiggles her older dimpled ass at him.
Haley: *Harley voice* "You've been such a good boy so far... I think it's time for Mama Harley to give you a little treat..."
She shimmy-shakes backwards onto his lap, wiggling her middle-aged booty on his crotch as she gently reaches around to untie his hands and brings them around her waist so that he's hugging her.
Preston: "Oooooh nuts!"
Haley: "'Oh nuts'? Is that a line from the comic books? Because I haven't read them I just watched the movie and I was a big fan of the cartoon way back when... oh! Oh nuts."
She realizes what happened by the damp sticky feeling on her ass cheeks. She jumps up and smirks at the wet spot in the center of Preston's boxers.
Cut to: Haley still re-dressed as Harley Quinn sitting in the confessional room. She is smiling and shaking her head.
Haley: "I guess that was a bit too much for him... it's flattering really... He's a sweet kid. Really shy and kind... I should set him up with my daughter. She needs to date a nice sweet boy for once! She's always dating these bad-boy assholes... Maybe I can invite her to the wrap party and get the two of them together."
Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 29, 2020 15:28:06 GMT -6
Jennifer's Morning Challenge
Cut to: Jennifer and Preston standing in the fitness room. Jennifer keeps trying to adjust the leotard to not fit so snuggly on her flabby middle-aged body.
Jennifer: "Are you guys freekin' serious with this? You want me to do the same gymnastics routine I did when I was a hot 23-years-old again now that you've turned me into a frumpy cougar?"
A voice off camera says yes.
Preston: "If it's any consolation the other girls... er women have to do the same things with their older bodies as well..."
Jennifer: "Yeah but I bet the other girls challenges didn't involve them contorting their bodies and doing cartwheels..."
She takes a couple deep breaths and attempts a cartwheel. She puts her hands on the mat and lifts her flabby bare leg off the ground but puts it back down. She attempts two more false starts before managing to get her legs both off the ground together but her form is bad and she tumbles into a crouched position. She winces as she stands back up and rubs the back of her pale thighs.
Preston: "You uh... you still look like you're in pretty good shape for uh.."
Jennifer: *Smirking* "For a what? For a middle-aged soccer mom?"
Preston: "Uh Yes?" Jennifer: *Rolling her eyes and smiling* "You're too cute Preston! So what are you getting out of this? Because if I was in your shoes and had to stick around while all the hotties my age were getting older and older all around me i'd be running for the hills! Hell, if they weren't promising to give me my youth back at the end of the season i'd be out of here! What do you have a thing for older women or something?"
Preston: *Blushing* "No! No of course not!"
Jennifer: *Grinning, surprised* "Oh my gawd! You do! Don't you!? Haha!!"
Preston: "I um..."
Jennifer: "Hey don't be embarrassed! That's kind of awesome for me! We can hang out together and get through all of this now I know you're not gonna be grossed out by my newly gained crows feet and saggy ass!"
Preston: "Um do you still want me to take pictures of this for your social media or...?"
Jennifer: "Fuuuuuck no! I don't want my like mom to look um my insta and see that i'm almost as old as she is! Besides... I'm going to need an extra set of hands to get through these positions..."
Preston: "Okay! So uh first is folding your body in half..."
Jennifer: *She pinches her flabby mid section* "Yeah that's not gonna happen... Let's just shoot for 'touching my toes'."
She takes a deep breath and holds her arms out in front of her and then slowly lowers her upper body down to the floor. Her back rounds and her belly pooches up into rolls as she bends downward keeping her legs straight. Her faded red hair cascades downward as she reaches with her fingers and just barely touches her toenails.
Jennifer: *Grunting* "Oh come over here and help guide my back..."
Preston comes over and puts his hands on the bare freckled back of the older redhead as she breaths in and then exhales and stretches her body lower.
Jennifer: "Thats good... your hands are kind of clammy though..."
Preston: "Oh sorry!"
He takes his hands and wipes them dry on his pants and then places them on her back once more as she hangs down.
Jennifer: "Ugh this is rough... Now I understand why I can never get my mom to workout with me... Okay you know what will help me get through this? If you distract me by spilling some tea..."
Jennifer manages to get her hands to grasp the veiny tops of her feet.
Jennifer: "What's so funny?"
Preston: "It's just... with your older voice... I've never heard a woman your age talk about 'spilling tea'."
Jennifer smirks at him as she slowly rises back up to a standing position.
Jennifer: "Ha ha. Very funny."
She begins to arch her back and reach down, she starts to lose her balance.
Jennifer: "Ooo okay hunny you're definitely gonna have to brace me for this one... just put both of your hands firmly on my back like you're about to lift a table..."
He braces her and with his support she stretches all the way back. Her saggier breasts tumble up to the top of her chest as she leans heavily on his hands and arms to keep her upright.
Preston: "Uh how long do you need me to hold you?"
Jennifer: "Don't you dare say i'm heavy!... Now back to the tea. So, if you're secretly into hot MILFs I bet you were losing your shit at 40-year-old Haley giving you a lap dance today..."
Preston: "Yeah it was um... Yeah I really enjoyed it."
Jennifer: "She looks like the hip owner of a record store or a comic shop she opened back in the 90s... or like the 'cool mom' at a PTA meeting, the one that drives to the school in a Vespa!... Okay so I need to do a handstand, which means you've got to slide on down to my baggy ass and give me a boost so I can get my stupid flabby legs upright!"
He follows her direction, moving down to hold her buttocks as she kicks off the ground and groans using the momentum to get herself into a leg stand. Preston holds the older woman by her ankles as she wobbles on her hands trying to balance her weight, her tits pulling her chest toward her chin.
Preston: "Yeah she uh has an imaginary daughter that's starting college this year..."
Jennifer: "Holy shit seriously? That's fucking wild! She's still supposed to be in college! And now she thinks she has a daughter that age? Oo! Oo! Preston, put me down! The bloods starting to rush to my head..."
He lets her go and she tucks her legs in and flops down onto the mat, rolling over and sitting up red-faced. She shakes it off and holds out her hand for him to help her up. He tugs her back to her feet and she rubs her lower back panting for breath.
Preston: "Yeah so she wants to set me and her daughter up together."
Jennifer: *Giving him a sympathetic look, emphasizing all her newly gained frown lines.* "Awww Preston! You're thinking she's not even considering a hook up like we all did last night? We did have a three-some last night right? I was pretty hammered so I barely remember... Hold still..."
She moved behind him and does a running jump onto his back. He stumbles forward with a gasp as the sudden weight of this middle-aged woman hanging off of him.
Preston: "Yeah uh two nights ago... well last night too but I don't know about tonight. I think she sees me as a 'kid' now even though i'm technically older than her..."
Jennifer: "Yeah what's up with the other women all thinking they're like Gen Xers now? Like it's not enough that they frump us all up but they have to like mind fuck up into thinking we're a bunch of boring old Karens?"
She attempts to climb on his back. Preston holds his hands out at his hips and Jennifer uses them as foot holds to get up onto his shoulders. She slips her older legs down across either shoulder and presses her cottage cheese thighs against his cheeks as Preston reaches up to brace her soft waist.
Jennifer: "You know they had framed pictures of these two redheaded teenagers in my room when I woke up? Like are those supposed to me my kids!?"
Preston: "Oh yeah yesterday you were talking about having a bunch of annoying school-aged children so I guess now that you're in your 40s they are probably in high school."
She begins to climb around him, slipping her legs around his head until she was sitting on his shoulders with her crotch in his face.
Jennifer: "But they're not real right? Like its a photoshop job to like play into the whole 'aging through our lives thing?"
Preston: "Yeah as far as I can tell - like no one has shown any signs of giving birth and like half of you claim to be moms now..."
Jennifer: *Smirking* "And you've been checking i'm sure..."
She tumbles into his arms and cups his face giving him a kiss with her pruned lips.
Jennifer: "I'm just teasin' ya!"
She backs up and begins doing some stretches with her legs.
Jennifer: "Okay now the wicked hahd stuff! Come on over here and hold my leg."
Preston does so as she raises the plumper leg up as high as she can get it.
Jennifer: "Okay now push it up as high as you can - slowly! And if you hear a pop - stahp!"
He lifts her leg as high up as her can while she clings to his shoulder for support. He manages to actually get it to where her toes are pointing to the ceiling, his fingers pressing into the soft fatty tissue of her thighs.
Jennifer: "Ow ow ow okay that's good! Better than I thought I would do at this age."
She quickly brings her leg back down.
Jennifer: "I'm going to have to ice my hamstrings when we're done... or you can always ice them if you're not too busy..."
She winks at him as she gets down on her stomach and stretches her legs up toward the back of her head lifting her upper body as much as she can.
Preston: "That's pretty good too!"
Jennifer: "Yeah nowhere near touching my nose with my toe like I could do 2 days ago... or 20-fuckin'-years ago I guess!"
Preston helps her back up and she brushes herself off.
Jennifer: "So i'm gonna keep doing this routine even when i'm like little old granny Jennifer?"
Preston: *gulps* "Uh yeah..."
Jennifer: "What if i'm like so old and frail that I can't even walk on my own?"
Preston: "I'd have to move your wrinkly old body around myself then I guess?
Jennifer: "Ooo you're looking forward to that aren't you? For my own sake i'm hoping i'm senile as fuck by then!"
She waddles over to the door way and looks at it warily as she grips both sides with her hands and spreads her feet apart so that they are on either corner of the door frame.
Preston: "I don't know... I kind of like having a friend to talk to who doesn't like think she's so much older than me and who I don't have to pretend like we aren't on a reality show that magically aging everyone..."
Jennifer: "Well when you put it that way... Okay I need a lot of help for this one. I know you're scrawny but I need you to lift my old ass up as much as you can so I can climb this doorframe."
Preston reaches down under her and hoists her thighs up, straining to lift her. Jennifer pulls herself up and begins walking her feet higher and higher up the frame. They manage to get her halfway up with Preston holding her by her right thigh and crotch and Jennifer wedging her left leg against the frame.
Jennifer: "All right I think that's the best we're gonna do."
Preston: "And uh don't worry... you're gonna be hot at any age you get up to."
Jennifer gushes at his compliment. She hops down and flops on top of him toppling him over back onto the mat as the 43-year-old in a super tight fitting leotard lays on top of him.
Jennifer: "Awww Preston, you're just like the sweetest guy! I'm totally going to get Haley to come fuck you tonight! Don't you worry! I'm your MILFy wing-woman!"
Preston: *Smiling excitedly* "Thanks!"
WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH TRUTH OR DARE ON DAY 3? - Skip It! - Do a whole new round of it! - Do the truths and dares from Day 1! - Do the truths and dares from Day 2! - Pick the best truths and dares from Days 1 and 2 and do a combo!
I wasn't planning on skipping the entire rest of the day. Just the Truth or Dare in the hot tub portion because people didn't seem as into it last time around.
Are you all really not interested in me writing the rest of the day? (Body painting/Mud wrestling match/Group Shower/Kaitlyn & Mollys race and dancing on the bar and all the hook-ups at the end of the night?)
Post by 123anon987 on Jul 29, 2020 18:11:54 GMT -6
Rest of the day
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JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
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MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
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unknown: Is there some Italian?
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unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
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MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
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kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
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MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
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kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
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kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
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kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
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kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
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