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Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 4, 2020 17:10:19 GMT -6
Cut to: The ladies all getting out of the water in their revealing bikinis after an eventful game of Truth or Dare that took place off camera. The women each go to their respective assignments.
Alana: "I can't believe you made Brooklyn do that! You older ladies are cray!"
Gabby: "You're one of us girl! Let's get some drinks together later and we can see how 'cray' we can both get!"
Cut to: The art room where Gabby is standing in front of a very naked Jennifer and Kaitlyn. Jennifer: "Aw shit I forgot about the body painting... I'm sorry you've got to man-handle my flabby mom-body now Gabs..."
Gabby: *Smirking* "Puh-leeze! Girl you're too hard on yourself. You're in great shape for a woman of our generation! Believe me. I paint women of all ages, short, tall, fat, skinny, wrinkled or perky and do you know what? They're all beautiful!"
Jennifer: "Ya but you don't remember me when I had a slammin' cheerleaders tight, toned body!"
Kaitlyn: "Aw quite yer belly achin' Irish! This is all in good fun! Heck I used to be a slight little thang myself! I could hear the boys whistle from several counties away! And you know what? They still do!" *Slaps her knee laughing, her wider ass bouncing as she does so*
Gabby: "Yeah! You tell 'em sister! We're in the primes of our lives! I'm more confident about my body now than I ever was in my 20s..."
Kaitlyn: "Ah'm excited but if i'm bein' perfectly honest a little nervous too about walking around in my full birthday suit, stretchmarks, cellulite and all... I mean, what a wild hair-up-yer-ass kind of thing we're doin'!"
Gabby: "I have an idea of how to get us all loose and comfortable while I paint you ladies... why don't we go around and tell each other about our first time..."
Kaitlyn: "Ha! Well all right! My first time was way back during my freshman year old high school with one of my dads ranch hands in the back of the boys brand new 1994 Dodge Ram! Shoot that was a pretty pickup..."
Gabby: "Which one? The boy or the truck?"
The women all laugh.
The women laugh harder. Gabby puts the finishing touches on Kaitlyn's painted-on cowgirl outfit, painting a little brown Levi's patch above the 42-year-old Texan's wider middle-aged ass.
Cut to: Kaitlyn sitting naked with a red cropped plaid shirt painted over her torso, jeans painted over her waist and thighs and cowboy boots painted over her calves and feet.
Kaitlyn: "Well shoot... at least I got a shirt this time... These jeans are pretty snug though..."
Cut to: Gabby beginning to paint Jennifer.
Gabby: "So what about your first time Jen? You were a cheerleader up in Boston right? I bet you have some crazy stories..."
Jennifer: "Oh dude you have no idea! I was blowing guys left and right in high school! But I actually didn't have like full blown sex until the end of my senior year of high school with the star of our school's basketball team this kid Dion Hart... all these guys were fighting to take me to prom and Dion won out by promising to eat me out afterwards-"
Gabby: "Ooooo how romantic... Although, I shouldn't tease. Teenage boys that are willing to go down on girls are like unicorns! That's why when my sons old enough to start dating i'm going to tell him that the way to a girls heart is through LISTENING to her and EATING PUSSY!"
The women laugh.
Jennifer: "Yeah so... he did and then we did it! It wasn't too bad! Like it was wicked awkward the way all teenage sex is but like - he was pretty big!"
The women laugh some more as Gabby paints a rainbow across Jennifer's softer stomach, she moves up to begin painting the pots of gold on Jennifer's chest, lifting her drooping breasts to get underneath.
Kaitlyn: "Wait a tick! Didn't a Dion Hart from Boston just get drafted by the Spurs? Are they related?"
Jennifer: "Yeah he went-"
Kaitlyn: "You lost your virginity to the daddy of an NBA player! Yeah girl!"
Jennifer: "Uh right... his dad."
Cut to: Jennifer standing naked in the confessional room with her rainbow, clovers and pots of gold body paint covering her middle-aged body.
Jennifer: "Definitely definitely didn't punch my v-card to the kid that just got drafted right? Because i'd be way too old for him haha..."
She makes an annoyed, disgusted face.
Cut to: Gabby naked and outlining her own body paint while the other two women look on.
Gabby: "Well I won't bore you with stories of guys I slept with, they're absolutely the same kind of thing you've heard dozens of times. I'll tell you about my first time with a woman."
The two other women began to dip their fingers in the paint and color Gabby's drawing across her body.
Gabby: "So it was the summer after my freshman year of college and I was home from college; Sally, our neighbor who was a few years older than my parents, invited me over her house for some lunch - I had always had a crush on Sally since I hit puberty. She was a gorgeous older woman - you know, like we are now! *laughs* and she was an artist - I think she inspired my passion for visual art - she looked at me, this naive, silly, teenager with a pixie cut sitting on her gorgeous couch nervously and she told me I was beautiful! God, I felt so SEEN by this woman who must have been pushing 50 at the time... I practically drenched her couch I was so turned on at getting a compliment from her! I didn't even know I was bi yet! I just knew I thought she was this awesome woman! So I closed my eyes and pursed my lips and waited for her to kiss me! And it was like fireworks blasting all around us when she did! I spent that whole summer exploring every inch of Sally's body while she explored mine..."
Kaitlyn: *Fanning herself* "Woo! Is it gettin' steamy in here or am I having a hot flash?"
Jennifer: "Wait a sec - I thought you said that Sally was the old lady that lived next door to your parents...?"
Gabby: "Oh I mentioned her before? I don't even remember! Ha! My memory is getting so bad!... Well I must have been talking about now. Though i'm surprised I used the term 'old lady' to describe Sally, I mean yes she just turned 80 this year, I still see her whenever I home to visit my folks!"
The women finish up painting Gabby's body. Her tree of life is a bit thicker around the trunk and the balloons on her chest aren't floating as high as they did a couple days ago.
Jennifer: "We uh had to make the dragon on your back rock some extra pumage on the tail to er... entirely cover your booty..."
Cut to: Jennifer in body paint standing in the confessional room.
Jennifer: "And now I know what it's like to smear paint on a MILFs butt!"
Cut to: Gabby checking out the paint job in the mirror.
Gabby: "Ha! Oh don't worry about it! I need to get back to pilates! This is great work ladies!"
Cut to: Gabby naked in the confessional room showing off the Aztec dragon painted across her back and looking over her shoulder like a middle-aged coppertone girl.
Gabby: "I chose Quetzalcoatl as a tribute to my roots. My grandparents came over to this country from Mexico and having this piece of their folklore painted on my bare skin imbues me with their strength..."
Cut to: The three women now strutting with their painted bodies down the walkway of an outdoor shopping center. People are staring at them, many of the over-30-crowd is checking them out or looking jealous but the teens and 20-somethings are watching with a mix of arousal and revulsion.
Gabby is winking and making goofy mom faces at the younger guys as Kaitlyn tips her hat at them licking her lips like a hungry cougar and Jennifer blushes redder than the red in her rainbow belly as she jiggles her way down the street to mixed reactions.
GUY: Woah check out the MILFs covered in body paint!
Jennifer: "Oh my god, this is wicked humiliating! That dude thinks i'm old enough to be his motha!"
Gabby: *To the crowd* "I have business cards but... no pockets so come see me if you're interested! I do women's retreats, Corporate events and children's face painting!"
Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 5, 2020 16:33:09 GMT -6
Cut to: Molly and Haley sitting on the couch both dressed in their normal clothes, which for Haley is a pair of jeans and an untucked blouse and for Molly is a business casual skirt, a white top and a blazer. The two women are sitting on the couch stiffly holding the console remotes and staring at the screen.
Molly: "What is the objective of this game?"
Haley: "Oh it's a fighting game. I used to play the version of this on game cube years and years ago before I had Cammy. It's a lot of fun!"
Molly: "And it promotes violence between animals?"
Haley: "Er well... I don't know about 'promoting violence'. I haven't played this new version. But I agree, so many of the games coming out now are just too graphic! I don't know why people can't stick to what works like the Legend of Zelda games! Now kids my daughter's age are all about this Fortnight shoot-em-up stuff! Have you heard of that?"
Haley: "Oh it's a big craze with the college crowd.... oh wow! I had no idea they made so many playable characters for this one! This is a bit overwelming... Well, naturally I'll stick with the old classics and play as Zelda!"
Molly: "I shall play as these so called 'Ice Climbers' because they seem sensible enough from their choice of clothing."
Haley: "You don't want to pick one of the reptilian characters in honor of your little friend?"
Molly and Myrtle share a look like 'check out this Becky...'
Molly: "I would never force an animal to fight against it's will."
Haley: "Oh I don't think this is against their will - Like Bowser chose to steal the princess... Oh look! They have one of his children from Super Mario Brothers 3! How fun!"
Molly: "Pitting father against son in a death match isn't what I would deem 'fun'..."
Haley: "No I didn't mean like-"
Molly: "Tortoise fighting is a huge problem."
Haley: "... It is?"
Molly: "In some countries."
Haley: "Okay well the match is starting."
Haley begins to mash buttons on the controller while Molly tilts her head and looks at the screen quizzically.
Haley: "I wonder if I remember any of the old combo buttons."
Molly sits her controller on her lap and delicately pushes a single button with her index finger. Haley's character goes flying off the screen.
Haley: "How did you do that?"
Molly: "I guess I just excel at video games... is it pronounced 'Video games' or 'video James'? Is it a hard G or a soft G?"
Haley: "Is that... are you being serious right now?"
Molly: "I'm asking on behalf of Myrtle."
Haley: "Hard G."
Haley rubs her eyes and looks at the screen.
Haley: "Wow I think I might need glasses, this screen is really wearing out my eyes..."
Molly: "I don't understand how children can hold these hand-torture devices for hours on end. I can feel my knuckles aching with arthritis just grasping it for a few minutes..."
Haley: "Ooo wait until I call my daughter and tell her I was playing the new Smash Brothers game and doing pretty well at it! She's going to think her mom is so cool!"
Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 5, 2020 18:22:45 GMT -6
Cut to: The big kiddie pool filled with mud in the backyard where Alana stands in her too-tight t-shirt and bikini bottoms, her belly pooching out from beneath the shirt and her curves jiggling as she shadow boxes. Brooklyn is hesitantly walking barefoot toward the pool also in a t-shirt and bikini bottoms. She warily dips a finger into the mud, smells it and rubs it between her fingers.
Brooklyn: "This is the same mud I use for facials..."
Jack: *Smirking* "That's what she said!" *Rim shot* "Oh! And now it's the event you've been waiting for - or at least I have! It's ULTIMATE MUD WRESTLING III: Cellulite Down Under! In this corner we have the Catty Kathy from California... Brooklyn!"
Brooklyn: "-But I don't see why i'm the one that has to wrestle the big girl... I mean, contact sports are just not my thing! Now if we were playing tennis this would be a different story!... What about the cowgirl? She seems like a lady that's done some wrestling in the dirt in her time..."
Jack: "And in this corner the Fabulous Flabulous Alana!"
Alana: *To Brooklyn* "Don't worry, i'll go easy on you since you're like a mom and all and since you're like what? Pushin' 40?"
The women step into the pool. Alana sizes up her opponent while Brooklyn is making a disgusted face at having to wade calve-deep into the mud.
Brooklyn: "A lady never discusses her age..."
Alana: "Yeah that's Karen-speak for 'I'm pushin' 40..."
Alana holds her hand out for Brooklyn to clap at the start of the match. Brooklyn cautiously gives Alana a tepid handshake.
Jack: "AAAAAAND BEGIN!"
Brooklyn: "I don't know what this 'pushing 40' crack is all about? You're around my ag-AAAAHHHHH!"
The MILF screams as she's lifted up around Alana's shoulder. The larger woman spins her around and then slaps her down into the pool of mud.
Alana: "Gotta keep your head in the game lady!"
Brooklyn: *Screaming* "My hair!!! My hair has mud in it now!!!"
Alana shrugs and then goes to jump on top of Brooklyn. She stops when she feels a sharp pain in her back and rubs it. Brooklyn, seeing that she was about to be on the receiving end of a belly flop rolls out of the way.
Alana: "Ooo I felt a muscle spasm in my back - that's never happened before."
Brooklyn stands up.
Brooklyn: "Well if you've pulled something in your back we should probably stop right?"
Alana: *Stretching* "Nah, winners walk it off..."
She moves to grapple Brooklyn again who jumps out of the way. Alana lumbers toward her again and Brooklyn scrambles away almost slipping in the mud and falling. She recovers and begins frantically slapping in Alana's direction.
Brooklyn: "Stay back!"
Alana: "What are you going to do? Slap me in the tit until I concede?"
Brooklyn: "If that's what it takes!"
Brooklyn lifts and muddy leg up to push Alana back, pressing her foot into Alana's puffy stomach.
Alana: "Ooo throwing some kicks now... wrong move."
Alana grabs the thin woman's leg and sweeps her off her balance and back into the mud, landing hard on her ass. Alana then, a bit more carefully flops down onto her opponent.
Brooklyn: "Get off of me you sweaty sow!!"
She pushes Alana's face up with her hand leaving a muddy hand print across her cheek.
Alana: "Ooo we're bringing on the trash talking now! Okay! I fucked your husband last night."
Brooklyn rolls her eyes and uses all her strength to push Alana off of her, slipping through the mud out of the thicker woman's grasp.
Brooklyn: *Wiping mud off her face and catching her breath* "Oh that doesn't bother me hunny. My husband sleeps with a lot of women."
Alana kneels on all fours in the mud panting, her large chest droops into the mud under her shirt.
Alana: "Okay" *BREATH* "I can" *BREATH* "Come up with something" *BREATH* "Better... what do rich ladies get salty about? Oh okay! Your eye shadow is tacky and i'm the college admissions officer that's going to reject your daughter..."
Brooklyn: *Incensed* "How dare you! My daughter's grades are average!!!"
Brooklyn lets out a gutteral howl and jumps on Alana's back wrapping her arms around the 45-year-old's neck as the two women begin rolling around in the mud.
Jack: *To the camera* "Very exciting stuff! Alana's got Brooklyn all fired up and now the two cougars are really going at it! Alana's still got the size advantage but her 25-year-old mind doesn't realize how out of shape her middle-age body is compared to her still-trim 38-year-old opponent who by the looks of her never misses her morning spin class! I was a bit worried early on when Alana had the twinge in her back but it seems she's recovered, now she's down on all fours which can't be good for those aging knees of hers! Let's see how this plays out..."
Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 8, 2020 20:10:35 GMT -6
Cut to: Alana struggling to stand up with Brooklyn clinging to her back.
Alana: "You're crazy lady!"
Brooklyn: "Don't you dare call me 'lady'! We're around the same age!!"
Alana tries to toss Brooklyn off but the skinnier woman has her limbs wrapped around her and isn't letting go.
Alana: "You're cutting off my circulation... it's getting hard to breath..."
Brooklyn: "God why is everyone always soooo entitled." *Mocking* "I can't breathe...." *In her normal voice* "Well maybe you'd be able to breath again if you just let me win like I deserve to!"
Alana rolls her eyes as her face begins to turn purple and falls backwards onto Brooklyn causing a big splash of mud everywhere. The 38-year-old immediately lets go of her grip as she flails to get out from under her larger opponent.
Alana: "I'm sorry? What's that? I can't hear you over my entitlement! Why is it that Gen-Xers are always accusing us Gen-Zs of being entitled while you guys go around demanding everything for free?"
Alana rolls over with a groan and pins Brooklyn who just gurgles and spins mud out of her mouth.
Jack: "That's one- That's two! - That's three! Alana wins!!!"
Alana slips off of Brooklyn who immediately sits up and wipes the mud from her face, fuming. Alana raises a fist in the air as she kneels in the pool trying to catch her breath.
Alana: "Wooo! That took a lot more out of me than I expected!"
Brooklyn: *Smirks looking to get in one last dig* "That's because you're getting old dear..."
Cut to: Brooklyn and Alana, caked in dried mud waiting to get into the shower area with body-painted Gabby, Kaitlyn and Jennifer.
Brooklyn: "Excuse me ladies... would you mind terribly if I cut ahead of you? Love the art work by the way! Tre chic!"
Jennifer: "It's not a 'wait your turn' kinda deal. They want us to take a group showa together..."
Brooklyn: *Frowns* "Oh... well fine then."
She shrugs and saunters into the bathroom followed by Kaitlyn and Jennifer who sighs deeply looking down at her middle aged spread, shakes her head and walks into the shower area.
Gabby: *To Alana* "You comin' dollface?"
Alana: *Embarrassed* "It's okay, you go ahead. I'll just wait until everyones done and rinse off really face."
Gabby: "Oh don't be silly! C'mon and wash up with the rest of us! It'll only be us gals!"
Gabby goes over and pinches Jack and Preston's faces.
Gabby: "Sorry boys, I know you were hoping for a little show but the shower areas going to be off-limits to you for a little while..."
Jack and Preston nod with their faces squished between her hands.
Gabby: "See? It's just us girls and there's nothing you got that we haven't seen before so c'mon baby! It looks like they've provided us some wine!"
Gabby waved her arm to get Alana to follow her. The curvier woman smiles and shyly follows Gabby who she perceives as the 'older woman'.
Alana: "Okay I guess it'll be cool... Kind of reminds me of the locker rooms at the gym..."
Cut to: The women all naked and showering in the big enclosed stall, holding wine glasses and prancing about. Cellulite and slightly sagging breasts are jiggling all over the place as the group of middle aged women move about under the water laughing with each other. Molly and Haley enter.
Haley: "What are we doing? Oh my god are we doing a group shower scene?"
She covers her mouth in shock trying not to giggle.
Molly: "Ah conserving water! Very environmentally conscious! I greatly approve!"
She begins to strip naked. Brooklyn: "You didn't bring that lizard with you did you!?"
Molly: *Coolly* "Tortoise. And that would be nonsensical. Reptiles do not need to shower... it's her school time."
Cut to: Myrtle sitting on Molly's bed in front of an entry-level math workbook with headphones around her shell.
Voice from the headphones: "A is for apple.... A... Ah... Apple... B is for ball... B... Buh... Ball... C is for..."
Cut to: All seven women now naked in the shower washing up.
Jennifer: "So uh I think they want us to... *Sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose, mumbling* "I so don't want to do this..." *Talking loudly again over the water* "We should compare body parts..."
Alana: *Raising an eyebrow* "Seriously?"
Jennifer: "Yah... trust me I was so much more excited to do this when I was 23...."
Haley: "We just go around and what? Compare and contrast?"
Jennifer: "I guess?"
Brooklyn: "Fine. I'll start! I'm pretty proud of my post-baby body. Vanity did a real number on me when she was born but i've bounced back pretty nicely..."
Kaitlyn: "Did you give birth to your daughter 13 years ago?"
Gabby: "Sometimes that's how long it takes! I gave birth to my son 11 years ago and i'm still carrying around all that pregnancy weight! Mostly in my behind!"
She turns around to show off her wide hips and ass, slapping one of her cheeks playfully as her dimpled ass rippled.
Gabby: "It's definitely un-shed baby weight and nothing to do with my sweet tooth... right ladies?" *She gives them an exaggerated wink.*
Brooklyn: "You live in California right? I should give you the number of my personal trainer Roland... he'll get that butt back into shape in no time. I haven't missed a session and he says i'm a walking advertisement for him!"
Brooklyn turns around to show off her mostly toned ass that had only a bit of creasing on the bottom near her thighs. The women all oo and ah impressed.
Brooklyn: "My lovers say I have the ass of a teenager!"
Jennifer: "I think your 18 year old self would beg to diffa..."
Brooklyn: "Oh yeah? Well let's see your butt! You're like a high school cheer-leading coach right?"
Jennifer: *Sighing* "A cheerleader actually... well used to be anyway..."
She turns around reluctantly and shows off her ass. It's still shapely and round but has the clear dimples and divots of cellulite and it much softer and jigglier than it had been when she was 20 years younger.
Kaitlyn: "Not bad... not bad. I can never seem to get bikini bottoms that fit me properly..."
Kaitlyn turns and jiggles her ass which is wider than Jennifer and Brooklyns and is starting to droop toward her thighs a bit.
Alana: "Well I don't know if it's fair for me to compare mine with you ladies but..."
Alana turns around to show off her wide rear. It's the largest of all of the womens and its also rippled with cellulite. Unlike some of the thinner women there is no crease to mark when her ass ends and her thighs begin. It's just all one chunky dimpled mass.
Molly: "And why would it be unfair?"
Alana: "Well because i'm...." *trying not to be rude and point out her perceived aged difference with them* "Because I work out."
The other women share looks with each other like the frumpy 45-year-old in front of them is clearly delusional about her body. They give her humoring sounds of approval.
Gabby: "Well I think it's a fun tush! More of you to love I say!"
She gives Alana a playful hip check.
Molly: "I do not understand the appeal of anuses. What is so sexy about the entrance to ones rectum?"
Kaitlyn: "No Molly, ya'll are confused. It's not the anus that's the sexy part... it's the cheeks... Eh maybe if you didn't have such a bony little ass you'd know what we were talking about!"
Kaitlyn laughs playfully squeezing Molly's smaller butt that is still impressively round and pristinely youthful looking like the rest of her slender body.
Haley: "Don't worry Molly, people say I don't have much of a butt either..."
Haley turns around to show her ass which is small but seemingly sloping from her lower back down onto her thighs like a upside-down top-heavy heart.
Alana: "That's actually not that bad for an older white lady... Is that a Fortnight tattoo on your back?"
Haley: "What? Oh yeah... my daughter dared me to get - she loves that game. She also designed the Overwatch tattoo and the harp seal on my arm... he's from a popular comic book."
Molly: "Ah if I could manage to train baby harp seals to talk and wear rain jackets maybe people would stop clubbing them..."
Brooklyn: "Yeah... good luck with that... You know what's been driving me absolutely crazy? I've been talking about this with my girlfriends over brunch the past few months... this extra loose arm fat that just suddenly cropped up in the past year..."
Gabby: "Oh I know! It's just jiggling there taunting me and i'm like... didn't you use to be muscle?"
Jennifer examines her arms and flaps the flabby skin, letting out a slight wail.
Jennifer: "Oh god! I have it too!"
Alana lifts her arm up to reveal a flabby bingo wing.
Alana: "You've got to do press-ups. It'll tone those arms up nicely, even at your ages."
Kaitlyn: "Good advice. I do mine with bails of hay..."
Kaitlyn shows off her still toned arms. They are feminine but muscular but also a bit veiny and leathery from age.
Haley: "Oh Molly you have some ink too it looks like."
Molly: "Ah yes. My dolphin... a youthful indiscretion..."
Haley: "Oh I wouldn't call tattoos youthful. Many of these I got in my 30s... I do have my first one here on my wrist I got when I was 15 which was... god, 25 years ago! Wow where does the time go?"
Jennifer: "You wouldn't believe me if I told you..."
Brooklyn: "Yeah you can tell you got that a long time ago, it's getting a bit faded... I got mine when I was 17 but I get it touched up every few years."
She pulls up her hair to show off the flower tattoo on her back.
Haley: "Yeah i'm not worried about my fairy tattoo. I really want to get my tattoo on my leg redone... it's getting a bit stretched out and distorted which just brings attention to my middle-aged thighs..."
She stretched out her leg showing a colorful comic-book tattoo that was indeed a bit stretched out by her cottage cheese thighs.
Kaitlyn: "You know what I miss? Is my thigh gap! I know i'm a cowgirl but my legs don't need their own saddlebags!"
She stretches her flabby leg that's a bit thicker than it had been the past few days.
Alana: "Well thigh gap is totally a construct of the fashion industry. You should be proud of your thighs regardless of how chunky they get!"
She stretches out her fat flabby leg it dimples and jiggles next to the other womens.
Jennifer: "Oh my god are these veins!?"
Jennifer stretches out her own pale middle-aged leg that was indeed showing the beginnings of varicose veins.
Kaitlyn: "Mmm-hmmm I've got them too. Crept up around the time I turned 40."
Jennifer: "Fuuuuuck that!"
Haley: "Oh they're not that bad! They're hardly noticeable..."
Gabby: "Speaking of veins... My feet have started to look a bit veiny and it drives me nuts! I like to walk around barefoot a lot and these veiny feet of mine are really killing my vibe!"
Gabby wiggles her foot to the other women.
Molly: "Ah I struggle with the same problem."
Molly stretches her thin leg out and wiggles her toes.
Kaitlyn: "Ha at least ONE part of your body shows off your true age Molly!"
Brooklyn: "I'll have to warn my pedicurist about that! I slept in heels for a solid week one time when I had a case of hammer toe and I went in to see him on the weekend and he magicked it away! I really pride myself on what our pool boy calls 'the sexiest legs and feet on the west coast!'"
Alana: "Well... I'd rather have the biggest tits than the best feet..."
Alana hefts her big droopy melons into her hands and jiggles them around.
Kaitlyn: "They are big, i'll give ya that! My girls aren't as perky as they once was but I haven't gotten any complaints..."
Kaitlyn holds her droopy tear-drop shaped breasts in her hands, her cleavage is freckled with some sun damage and her nipples are pointing downward.
Brooklyn: "Good thing you ladies both have tummies for your breasts to rest on..."
Brooklyn cups her own slightly hanging D-cups that are still holding aloft above her flat stomach but not nearly as perky as when she had been a teenager. They wobble and crest toward the floor.
Jennifer: "Ha! I betcha would have gotten fake tits by now if..."
Brooklyn: *Pursing her lips* "If what? My chest is the chest I was born with."
Brooklyn: "What is that supposed to mean?"
Jennifer: "I mean they aren't nearly as perky as I remember them when you were 18."
Brooklyn: "Okay the Irish girl has had too much wine. Whose surprised? Not me judging by that pale beer belly. And what about your own floppy 'fun bags' huh, Jennifer? A bit lower than they were in your cheerleading days eh?"
Jennifer looks down at her own freckled drooping chest with big pink nipples and begins sobbing.
Alana: "Nice one Karen!"
Kaitlyn: "Yeah shit diva, no reason to get nasty about it..."
Gabby: *Consoling Jennifer* "Hey its all right! You have a great body for your age, she probably didn't mean it and even if she did... I'm pretty sure her husband is cheating on her with a woman half her age."
Brooklyn: *Feeling bad* "Shit yeah I'm sorry... I didn't mean for it to come out so rude like-" *Realizes what Gabby just said* "Hey!"
Jennifer: "No it's okay! I'm not mad at her. Brooklyn's gonna be Brooklyn. I'm just pissed I let my body go this much from my 20..."
Gabby: "Oh honey! None of us has the body we did in our 20s. I mean, these puppies were up HERE..."
Gabby grabs her own sinking chest and raises her breasts up until her half-dollar-sized brown nipples touch her crinkled chin. She looks ridiculous and the women all laugh.
Haley: "Well at least you don't have nipple piercings dragging your boobs down! I don't even know why I keep these in! I have a daughter in college for christ sake!"
Haley says holding her own soft droopy pale breasts in her hands, the metal studs are pierced through wrinkly nipples.
Molly: "A chimp grabbed my breast once because he thought it was a banana..."
Molly holds out her more conical chest that sloped down but then the nipples pointed back upward. The women all look at her and laugh together.
Kaitlyn: "Any of y'all got a gray pube yet?"
The women all look at each other wide-eyed shaking their heads.
Kaitlyn: "Cool, just me then? All right..."
She looks down at her light brown triangle that has one stray gray strand among it.
Haley: "That's why I keep mine waxed..."
Jennifer: "Fuckin' SERIOUSLY. God I will throw myself off the roof of this house if my cooch stahts to look all old and haggahd."
Gabby: "No it looks fine babe. Impressive since don't you have THREE kids? It took forever for mine to get back to normal after just one!"
Brooklyn: "I obviously don't have any grays..."
Alana: "Yeah because you bleach yours like a crazy person! I like the natural look! Women in the 70s had it right!"
Gabby: *Winking at Alana* "I like it too..."
Molly: "I see you have all shaped your pubic hair to look like maps of Tazmania... Very interesting. I shall have to try that..."
Alana: *Smirking* "Yeah that'll look way better than... the small black square look..."
Jennifer: *To Haley* "That's a sweet tri-force tattoo. You know who I bet really like that... Preston..."
HOW DOES HALEY REACT?
She's excited at the prospect of hooking up with a boy around her daughters age
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
Feb 2, 2021 0:55:05 GMT -6
MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
Feb 3, 2021 12:49:27 GMT -6
JackpotMans: If you are a part of round 2 of the AP Tournament, please check your messages! I would prefer to talk over discord if you use it, but I don't mind conversing here.
Feb 4, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -6
unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
Feb 11, 2021 15:01:41 GMT -6
JackpotMans: AP Tournament has been updated! Check out the updates!
Feb 19, 2021 18:01:22 GMT -6
MeanMark: Just started an intractables thread -- join the FaceApp fun!
Feb 23, 2021 10:38:17 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Voting for round 2 will close tomorrow!
Feb 23, 2021 11:37:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
Mar 19, 2021 7:32:01 GMT -6
MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6
kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
Apr 19, 2021 10:05:11 GMT -6
kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
May 7, 2021 13:55:29 GMT -6
kappa: R.I.P Paul Mooney ❤️
May 19, 2021 21:41:16 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 2 of Modok had an interesting AP scene in the end ❤️
May 26, 2021 10:09:28 GMT -6
kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:26 GMT -6
kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:42 GMT -6