Molly and Kaitlyn are sitting at the table sipping their drinks. Kaitlyn finishes hers and slaps her cup on the table with a satisfied 'ah'.
Kaitlyn: "Looks like i'm fixin' for a refill."
Molly: "Ah I believe it is an open bar..."
Preston stumbles over.
Preston: "Hey have you guys seen Haley... Or Jen?"
The two women shake their heads.
Kaitlyn: "No darlin'. The redhead was lookin' mighty sloppy so I think they put 'er to bed."
Preston frowns but then remembers this part of the night from the last two days.
Preston: "Hey! You two should race each other to the bar!"
The women raise their eyebrows at him. Preston clears his throat feeling awkward and shy again.
Preston: "Um I mean... you could race... if you wanted to.
Molly: "Does that seem like the sort of thing we would do?"
Kaitlyn: "I don't know, i'm feelin' pretty loose. I'm about libel to take him up on a race. What did ya have in mind?"
Preston: "Well the last couple time you - I mean I was thinking you could go from the chairs across the table, run along the wall, loop around the pole and then leap across the stools onto the bar."
The two women stare at him for a moment and then laugh in his face.
Molly: "What do we look like a pair of Hoolock Tianxings?"
Preston and Kaitlyn look at her confused.
Molly: *Sighs at having to explain* "A species of gibbon commonly known as the Skywalker hoolock gibbon, known for being especially adept at leaping from on object the the next."
Kaitlyn: "No, we get it..." *To Preston* "Honey, we're not a couple a' drunk giggling teenager, we're grown-ass women. We're too old to be jumping around on the furniture."
Preston: "Oh okay, yeah I guess that make sense... you're not young and uninhibited anymore so you don't want to be wild and reckless."
Kaitlyn: "Hey now, you're making us sound like a pair of over-the-hill sticks in the mud... I'll tell you what. If you help me up onto the table i'll race Molly across it to the bar. What do you say?"
Molly: *Sighs finishing her drink.* "This is why I prefer to spend my time with a tortoise."
Cut to: Kaitlyn sitting in the confessional room.
Kaitlyn: "I could tell that little punk Preston was implying that we were a couple a' old fogies but shit, i'm only 42! I don't want any of the young guns around here thinkin' i'm old and if I gotta dancing on a table to prove it than gosh darnit I guess i'm jumpin' up on the table!"
Preston holds out his hand and Kaitlyn uses it to steady herself as she carefully steps up onto her chair and then up onto the table, making sure that it'll support her weight. Preston helps Molly up as well but she doesn't seem as worried about the table supporting her petite body.
Preston: "Ready... on your marks... get set... race!"
The two women bound down the table as quickly as possible looking less graceful than they had the previous days. Molly almost trips in her heels and stops to take them off and toss them aside as she hurries to catch back up with Kaitlyn. The cowgirl gets to the edge of the table and sits down to take off her boots as Molly catches up and jumps on the pole, sliding down it like a firemans poll. She tries to climb up on the bar from the ground but realizes she doesn't have the upper-body strength to pull herself up. While Kaitlyn is now attempting to stretch her legs out onto the barstools and step over to the bar that way.
Kaitlyn manages to climb over to the bar and kneels down on her hands and knees on top of it panting. She helps Molly up onto it once she's there.
Kaitlyn: "I win."
Molly: "You have my respect. Though you showed cat-like qualities that diminish said respect."
The women stand up on the bar as colorful lights come up around them.
Jack: *Talking through the speaker system* "Uh oh, we've got a cowgirl up on the bar. I don't know about you but that reminds me of a little film called - 'Coyote Ugly'!!!
The song 'Pour Some Sugar on Me' by Def Leppard begins to play.
There are some screams and claps of approval from the middle-aged women in the area.
Kaitlyn: "Hell yeah! The movie came out my senior year of college! All us gals wanted to be just like the chicks in that bar!"
Kaitlyn begins swishing her hips and strutting around the bar. Molly stands there looking confused and out of place. Kaitlyn drops her ass like it's hot down to the bar and then grabs her back as the move caused her older body to ache sharply. She lays down on the bar, slowly thrusting her pelvis up as she grabs some shot glasses and bottles.
She stands back up, it's less fluid because she's being caustious not to pull another muscle. She takes a metal sifter of ice and shakes it sexily to the crowd and then tosses it over at Molly who stands there holding her hands out defensively and slaps it down, cringing and closing her eyes as if being attacked. The sifter hits the bar with a big clatter and ice spills everywhere. Molly kicks some stray icecubes off the bar with her foot.
Kaitlyn: "No darlin' you're supposed to catch what I throw at ya!"
Molly: "Or perhaps throwing objects at people isn't a wise strategy? Hmmm?"
Kaitlyn smiles and rolls her eyes as she takes one of the bottles and twirls it in her hand and tosses it in the air and catches it, pouring the liquid into a shot glass on the bar. She attempts to toss the bottle behind her back but decides against it as her arm flexibility isn't what it once was.
Instead she passes another bottle between her legs and pours and second shot and slides it down onto the bar to Molly. The animal activist bends down and picks the shot glass up, sniffs it and takes the shot. The audience cheers.
Kaitlyn is balancing a couple bottles on her hands arms and shoulders and flips them one at a time back down onto the bar. Gabby whistles.
Gabby: "Yeah you go girl! Show them what ya got!"
Kaitlyn unbuttoned her shirt to show off a bit of her sloping cleavage and holds up a bottle of tequila.
Kaitlyn: "Who all wants to take a shot?... Jack? You up for it?"
Jack: "Oh I-"
Jennifer: "I'll do! I'll take the shot from your saggy tits Kaitlyn!"
Jennifer yelled as she stumbled back onto the patio still wearing her cheerleader outfit.
Kaitlyn: "Hey the girls ain't that bad! They still have some perk to them!"
She squeezes her boobs and they crinkle a little. Jack comes down excitedly.
Jack: "Okay let's do this shot!"
Gabby: "Hey pour one for my friend here too... I said I owed her a drink..."
Gabby says pointing at Alana and winking. She opens her own shirt up more and squeezes her freckled chest together.
Kaitlyn pours both shots into hers and Gabby's cleavage. Jack leans forward and plunges his face into the Texan's breasts sipping out the booze as Brooklyn and Haley reenter. Brooklyn clenches her jaw at the sight of Jack face forward in Kaitlyn's titties.
Alana meanwhile looks at Gabby's chest.
Alana: "You sure mamcita?"
Gabby: "Yeah - YOKO as the kids say!"
Alana: "I think you mean YOLO."
Gabby: "Eh whatever! Quick, take the shot before it all drips down my belly!"
Alana leans in and takes the shot from Gabby's chest as the women giggle at one another.
cut to: Alana in the confessional room.
Alana: "You know, i've never been hit on by a woman practically old enough to be my mom but... hey Gabby is a pretty hot older woman. What the hell right? If i'm the youngest girl here I might as well see what its like to hook up with a Karen right?"
Cut to: The middle aged woman all laying on their backs on the center table as Kaitlyn pours a shot into each of the deeper belly buttons of their softer flabbier stomachs.
Kaitlyn: "Preston get your tight little keister on down here. You ever done 6 shots before?"
Preston: "Uh yes actually, once or twice."
Kaitlyn: "Well third times a charm because you're going to suck the juice out of the navels of all these lovely ladies!"
Preston works his way down the line from Molly to Brooklyn to Alana to Gabby finally going to Jennifer who giggles drunkenly at how him slurping a shot from her middle-aged gut tickled and then Haley whose belly button piercing looked extra fun on her lightly aged 40-year-old belly. He took extra time sipping the shot from her which made her squeal.
Haley: "Okay hunny... you just take the shot, you don't need to try and crawl inside my belly..."
The women laugh and dry themselves off. Preston raises a fist triumphantly.
Brooklyn: "This is a pretty cool party, I must say...."
Kaitlyn: "And it's only midnight."
The seven women were all congregated together as the clock struck midnight. The lights abruptly shut off and the music cuts out. When the backup lights come on all of the women look at one another and scream.
Gabby: "AHHHH You're all super old!"
Alana: *looking wide-eyed at herself and then Gabby* "You are too babe. You look like a soccer mom..."
Gabby: "Fuck!"
Jennifer: "I fuckin' told all of you! We all got wicked old!"
Brooklyn: "Oh my god! Oh my god! My hands have like veins on them!"
Kaitlyn: "Shit, I must be around the same age as my ma... I think I aged a bit better than she did though..."
Haley: "This is so weird and gross! We're all look like we just came from a PTA meeting..."
Molly: "No! Myrtle don't look at me! I'm a hag!"
Kaitlyn: "What are you talking about Molly - you look basically the same as you normally do!"
Jennifer: "That's what I said!"
Molly: "No! Look at these bags under my eyes! I'm so old and weathered!"
Brooklyn: "Oh my god! I'm going to strangle her! I look like tanned jerky and she's freaking out about tiny bags under her eyes!"
Alana: "Well look on the bright side Brooklyn, nobody is going to card you now..."
Brooklyn: "Oh great! I can buy booze and drink it alone because none of the guys I like are going to want to hook up with me when I look like their aunt!"
The lights kick back on and the music starts to play again.
Gabby: "Wooo! Party!"
Brooklyn: "Yeah the night is still young ladies!"
Kaitlyn rubs her back.
Kaitlyn: "Oof i'm pretty sore from dancing on the bar. Guess i'm not a spring chicken anymore.."
Jennifer: *face-palming* "And... now you're all back to forgetting how young your supposed to be. Wicked cool."
She grabs Haley by the arm.
Jennifer: "Hey Haley... can you help Preston get me up to my room? I'm like, really wasted."
Haley: "Oh sure..."
Jennifer winks at Preston who excitedly follows the women up to Jennifer's room.
Cut to: Jack sitting and drinking a Martini while Kaitlyn sits on a stool across from him drinking a Moscow mule. Brooklyn saunters over and rubs Jack's shoulders and then whispers in Jack's ear.
Kaitlyn: "Uh oh! Here comes trouble. Looks like the Princess is fixin' to snag herself a Prince! What's she offerin' ya? Maybe I can raise my wager..."
Jack: "Well, she said that if we keep it off camera she'd give me a blow job in the hot tub.
Brooklyn: *Scandalized* "Jack!"
Kailtyn: "Well shit, miss fancy diaper's getting filthy huh? I can get down and dirty with that too! I'll even swallow..."
Brooklyn: "I think Jack prefers women of a certain caliber..."
Kaitlyn: "You mean lonely Bel Air housewives?"
Jack: "Lonely housewives is one of my favorite porn searches."
Brooklyn: "I'm not a lonely h-... Jack and I are around the same age."
Kaitlyn: "Shit it's not like i'm in a retirement home. You're in your late 30s, i'm in my early 40s and Jacks... however old Jack is. It's not a big difference. I'm no cougar but you bet your ass if I had kids people'd call me a MILF!"
Jack: "Ladies, I love lonely housewives and MILFs. Why don't you both come to the hot tub with me. There's plenty of room for all three of us!"
The two women smirk at one another and then shrug and nod, following Jack to the Jacuzzi.
Cut to: The roof deck couch where Gabby and Alana are cuddling looking up at the stars. Gabby yawns.
Gabby: "Woo! Being here with you i'm losing all track of time! It's nearly passed my bedtime..."
Alana: "Oh I was hoping to keep you up all night..."
Gabby: "Oh yeah? Doing what?"
Alana: "Come with me and i'll show you..."
Cut to: The view from a camera with night vision on and a time stamp of 1:30am. The camera pans through the hot tub area where Brooklyn and Kaitlyn are naked and the two middle-aged women are taking turns going down on Jack. Brooklyn is bopping up and down as he runs his fingers through her dark hair as Kaitlyn rubs her droopy tits against his thigh.
Jack: "Oh I can't wait for this hair to turn gray..."
Brooklyn pulls away, accidently swallowing a mouth full of cum.
Brooklyn: "What did you just say?"
Jack: "Shhhh nothing...."
Jack guides the 38-year-old back down to his dick as the camera turns and heads inside. It passes the silent empty living room and staircase and then heads into the bedrooms. It peaks into Molly's room.
Molly is tucking Myrtle into a pretty nice looking make-shift tortoise bed.
Molly: "Do you want me to sing you a lullaby or are you too old for that now?"
Myrtle makes a hissing squawk.
Molly: "All right, just one though and then it's time for bed." *Singing operatically* "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power! They're the world's most fearsome fighting team... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, they're heroes in the half-shell and they're green... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... When the evil Shredder attacks, these turtle boys don't cut him no slack..."
The camera slowly backs out of the room and on to Alana and Gabby's room where they are laying both naked from the waist down with their legs wrapped around each other tribbing.
Gabby: "Oh I love this feeling!"
Alana: "Are you able to hold that position?"
Gabby: "No! I'm totally exhausted but I can push it for a few more moments! How about you?"
Alana: "Are you kidding? I may be full-figured but i'm probably in the best shape of any of the women here. I could do this one handed if I wanted! I could do reverse push-ups while scissoring!"
She attempts to demonstrate but her arm gives out and she twinges her hip and flops, spread-eagle on the bed. Her jiggling bare flesh flopping about as she pants out of breath unable to get up.
Alana: "Okay... I might have hyped myself up a little prematurely..."
Gabby: *Chuckling* "It's okay babe, I was getting exhausted from that position anyway... here, don't get up. Just let mama Gabby take good care of you..."
She crawls over and wraps her arms around Alana's flabby thighs as she begins to go down on the heavy-set woman.
After a few moments of this the camera backs out of the room and moves down to Jennifer's room where Preston, Haley and Jennifer are all naked rolling around in the bed together. Jennifer is mounting Preston, fondling her sloppy breasts as Haley is sitting on his face really enjoying getting eaten out by the young man.
Cut to: Haley in the confessional room with a robe around her and her face flush, fanning herself.
Haley: "I can't tell if i'm having a menopausal hot flash or just hot and bothered from what we are doing up there! I don't know how Jennifer talked me into having a three-way with her and a boy around our kids ages but - I don't regret a thing! I haven't felt this good since my ex-boyfriend went down on me at the back of the movie theatre during the 2000 X-Men movie!... Woo, I don't know how much more I can keep up of this though... you know boys that age have a lot of stamina... I better get up there while I still have some energy!"
Cut to: Preston fucking the 40-year-old Haley doggie style, her saggier breasts slapping up and down with her nipple rings hanging from them.
The camera footage fast forwards through more sex between Preston and the 40-somethings going from 2:00am to 2:30am to 2:45am and finally at 3:00am Preston laid in bed with the two naked cougars curled up on either side of him.
Cut to: Jack standing in his suit once more in front of the house.
Jack: "That's day 3 in the books! We had a wild time with these girls as they took the plunge into middle-age! I think a lot of them held up well in their 40s! Now it's on to their 50s and we'll see what being eligible for AARP means for these seven lucky girls... But wait we have an extra special twist planned for day 4! Rather than following our normal format we're going to be switching things up a bit and having a FAMILY DAY!... That's right, all of those kids you've heard the ladies talking about, well they don't really exist but that didn't stop us from hiring actors to play them as adults for a special visit to the house! And we have some more fun twists and surprises in store! It's going to be bananas! But if you like our normal format and challenges, don't worry because we'll be right back at them playing through their first day over again on day 5 when the women are all ages 58 - 65! Stick around! We have so many fun things planned!"
WHO SHOULD BE MOLLY'S SPECIAL VISITOR ON DAY 4?
(She doesn't have kids so she'll get her own special guest)
Her 21-year-old stalker/rival who would be aged up into her 50s and pretend to be Molly's cat-loving BFF.
or
Her 52-year-old cat-loving land lady who would pretend to be Molly's old roommate from college.