The Lacan one shot collection
Jul 28, 2020 2:09:25 GMT -6
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Post by Hideyoshi lacan on Jul 28, 2020 2:09:25 GMT -6
53 year old former pop star "Lorde" will be making an appearance at the "80's nostalgia concert" i heard as the female news anchor wrapped up the nightly news.
"Wait, 53 year old lorde?" I said to myself in shock as i glanced at the picture plastered on the home televison set
" I think she is a little bit before your time hon" said my mom her face liting up with recognition as she watched the report
" last time i checked she was only 23 years old" I said defensively as i was a huge Lorde fan and was not appriciating the fact that A: Lorde was an old coot and B: My mother actually knew who she was.
" I remeber me and all my friends dancing to her summer hit Royals back at the collage prom" she said as she started doing some sort of embrassing mom dance before quickly getting winded after a couple minutes, all the while humming lorde songs with her fat tush swaying with the beat.
And just like that my pop star idol was reduced from the pinacle of youth and coolness to just another has been who's concerts are frequented by victims of middle age wanting to recapture their youth. I could imagine the throngs of middle aged women desending on the lorde concert. That concert would be filled to the brim with awkard dancing, frumpy outfits and an overall insercurity as the women try to convince themselves that deep down their still that young chick who could drop jaws even though the only jaws they drop now is their own as they snack on sweets.
"lorde was a real musican" said my mother as she sat down massaging her feet continuing "unlike that madonna person you kids listen to today"
" Wait what!!?"
Note: This is a one shot that i wanted to try out as a ways of overcoming my writers block and to use my photos. I'm going to add more one shots to this collection ( all of which will hopefully be better than this one) focusing mainly on celeberties although i do strongly believe that all young people deserve to be age progressed .
"Wait, 53 year old lorde?" I said to myself in shock as i glanced at the picture plastered on the home televison set
" I think she is a little bit before your time hon" said my mom her face liting up with recognition as she watched the report
" last time i checked she was only 23 years old" I said defensively as i was a huge Lorde fan and was not appriciating the fact that A: Lorde was an old coot and B: My mother actually knew who she was.
" I remeber me and all my friends dancing to her summer hit Royals back at the collage prom" she said as she started doing some sort of embrassing mom dance before quickly getting winded after a couple minutes, all the while humming lorde songs with her fat tush swaying with the beat.
And just like that my pop star idol was reduced from the pinacle of youth and coolness to just another has been who's concerts are frequented by victims of middle age wanting to recapture their youth. I could imagine the throngs of middle aged women desending on the lorde concert. That concert would be filled to the brim with awkard dancing, frumpy outfits and an overall insercurity as the women try to convince themselves that deep down their still that young chick who could drop jaws even though the only jaws they drop now is their own as they snack on sweets.
"lorde was a real musican" said my mother as she sat down massaging her feet continuing "unlike that madonna person you kids listen to today"
" Wait what!!?"
Note: This is a one shot that i wanted to try out as a ways of overcoming my writers block and to use my photos. I'm going to add more one shots to this collection ( all of which will hopefully be better than this one) focusing mainly on celeberties although i do strongly believe that all young people deserve to be age progressed .