👩🏽That douchebag that got his head smashed into the urinal?!
👤Wow, can't believe you're pushing 30!
👩🏽Whatever, faggot. What do you want?
👤I was kinda hoping you've grown out of that BITCH PHASE. But I guess it can't be helped.
👩🏽Fuck you, Tommy Franks! I bet you still live with your Mommies you fucking nerd! What do you think was gonna happen? I'd say sorry for having my boyfriends kick your fat ass?! You had it coming! Losers get what they deserve!
👤Good point. Check you profile.
👩🏽... What the fuck?! Did you hack my profile?! And why can't I change it back! I was not born in 1950, dude!
👤Your profile says otherwise. Have a fun night catching up!
(One day later)
👵🏽I'd like to apologize for my childish behavior. It was wrong to treat you like that. I was immature, I was mean, and I'd take back every bad thing I've ever said or did to you if I could.
👵🏽Can you please change my profile back?
👤Ha! You actually think a forced apology like that will square us? I have pins in my knees, Grandma! Have fun using a walker! 😘
💀Stupid Deaths! Stupid Deaths! They're funny cause they're true! Stupid Deaths! Stupid Deaths! Hope next time it's not you!
💀Ooh, this is a funny one, from the 2080s! Don't get a lot of those! Hello!
👵🏼Professor Paula Anderson of The Free State of East Kansas. I'm known historically as the woman responsible for the death of millions and millions.
💀Hmm, guess no one's from Kansas anymore! Hah!
💀Go on then, how'd you die, grandma?
👵🏼... Well, for one thing, I'm 27.
👵🏼*Nodding* I was working on a chrono bomb, a time bomb for the war effort against The Atlantic Alliance.
💀Fascinating. And your death involves these Chrono Bombs?
👵🏼The capsule that held the quantum flux trigger was silently leaking for months. I kept waking up day after day with more and more wrinkles, grey hairs, and liver spots. The whole city of Liberty was getting older and older. We couldn't fix the problem in time. Liberty became the Chernobyl of the 21st century.
💀 Wow! Guess getting old can be silent and deadly! Hah! Alright, off to the afterlife with ya!
The Professor slowly shuffles towards a gate.
💀Imagine, dying by rushing through life too quick?! Hah!
👩🏼🦰Emma, you know damned well you were flirting with Scott waaay before that!
🤱Shush, you're gonna spook the baby!
👩🏼🦰Oh, sorry, but don't act all innocent.
🤱I won't. I get I deserved revenge... but how... how is sending us to a world where I'm your wife and mother of your children revenge?
🤱I kind of get making me want you sexually and aging me a few years is kind of revenge... but is it? Is it really?
👩🏼🦰... I tried pulling a Frida Kahlo, okay? I wanted to get revenge on Scott and you at the same time.
🤱...I've heard that story... but it sounds more like Frida was bisexual and just wanted an excuse to have sex with a woman she was attracted to. I mean, they ended up being long term lovers. She took care of Frida till the day she died if I remember that story right.
🤱... are you saying you're sexually attracted to me?
👩🏼🦰... You're making this revenge bittersweet.
🤱You made us a married couple with 3 kids and a really nice house.
🤱This feels less like revenge and more like, "I was jealous you were having sex with Scott instead of me."
🧑🏻💼My Mom was a PR Rep for The Hero Squad. Lisa Saiki. Remember her?
🧑🏻💼I'm sure you don't. You've had a lot of PR Reps over the years. Bet my mom was just one of many, many women you've raped.
👱🏼♂️If you untie me from this... Uh...
🧑🏻💼Magnetic Wire. Pretty bitchin that magnets are your kryptonite. Made this super easy!
👱🏼♂️I swear, whatever you think I did to your mom...
🧑🏻💼Happened. And she killed herself cause of you. And it pisses me off. She was gonna be 50 this year, you know? I have a kid. She should be a grandma, buying clothes for my little Anita, buying toys, watching old Disney Films, teaching her how to count in Japanese.
🧑🏻💼And you took that away from her.
👱🏼♂️I didn't rape your mom. That's not who Captain Glory is.
🧑🏻💼*Sigh* You'll never admit to your sins, huh?
👱🏼♂️Good Guys don't sin.
🧑🏻💼Anyways, I'm gonna leave town, hideout for awhile, eventually, I'm gonna kill ya.
🧑🏻💼Till then. Have fun at your wedding. ***
(3 days later)
🧔🏻Do you, Captain Glory, take... take Ms Beauty as your lawful wedded wife?
👱🏼♂️... I do.
🧔🏻And do you, Ms Beauty, take Captain Glory as your lawful wedded husband?
🧔🏻... Do you, Ms Beauty, take Captain Glory as your lawful wedded husband?!
🧔🏻Do you want to marry Captain Glory?!
🧔🏻*Touches Finger* Marry! Do you want to marry Captain Glory?!
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
Feb 2, 2021 0:55:05 GMT -6
MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
Feb 3, 2021 12:49:27 GMT -6
JackpotMans: If you are a part of round 2 of the AP Tournament, please check your messages! I would prefer to talk over discord if you use it, but I don't mind conversing here.
Feb 4, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -6
unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
Feb 11, 2021 15:01:41 GMT -6
JackpotMans: AP Tournament has been updated! Check out the updates!
Feb 19, 2021 18:01:22 GMT -6
MeanMark: Just started an intractables thread -- join the FaceApp fun!
Feb 23, 2021 10:38:17 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Voting for round 2 will close tomorrow!
Feb 23, 2021 11:37:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
Mar 19, 2021 7:32:01 GMT -6
MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6
kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
Apr 19, 2021 10:05:11 GMT -6
kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
May 7, 2021 13:55:29 GMT -6
kappa: R.I.P Paul Mooney ❤️
May 19, 2021 21:41:16 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 2 of Modok had an interesting AP scene in the end ❤️
May 26, 2021 10:09:28 GMT -6
kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:26 GMT -6
kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:42 GMT -6