Post by animeagony on Nov 30, 2020 18:40:46 GMT -6
"What the bloody hell dude?!!!!" Richard screaming at Robert during his television show. Robert was sitting on their couch doing absolute shit for the day as usual, watching the Golden Girls for fun. Shocked, but not surprised by his roommates outburst, he leans in and asks.
"How are you mad man?" Robert asks.
"Why the fuck did my girlfriend age 60 years in a goddamn afternoon ROBERT!!!!" Richard exclaims as Robert can hear a rather loud snore from his friends room. He could make out some pasty flesh of a nighty and some heavy duty granny panties holding up a rather saggy ass cheek.
"I thought she wanted to be a witch for the costume season? Hahahahahaha......." Robert quips as he opens another can of Ageaid.
Glancing back at his not particularly modestly dressed girlfriend snoring up a storm, "During the party she kept on complaining about her feet hurting; just thought it was the heels she was wearing. Not 25 minutes later, she had a fuck ton gray hair and her make-up made her face look worse for wear dude!!!" Richard exclaims.
"I mean, at least it wasn't all at once; jumping into eighties that rapidly does a number to a few voluntary actions........let's just say doing so on a group of cheerleaders wasn't my brightest or cleanest moment....." Robert muses as he continues his Ageaid drink; the near centenarian seemed to get louder and louder each passing moment, though it was interesting seeing subconsciously move her nighty over her poochy stomach. Didn't work but cute.
"You aged her so much she lost her teeth in her vodka tonic; I had to fish those out bro. She even tried to.......get frisky when we started our way home; ashy old ass hands on my junk.......well I'll say it wasn't so bad. Until she got lost in the moment and crapped her costume. I can still see her face as she pooped herself dude.......WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!" Richard yelled as Robert began to stand.
"Don't worry; I was just messing, pun intended, with her. She ate my corn flakes." Robert retorted.
"You aged my girlfriend into a crapping decrepit pensioner for.......CORN. FLAKES!!!!" Richard exclaimed.
"She'll be back after a week or so, besides you said it yourself you enjoyed your time with her; bet she looked good in her costume?" Robert said.
"She was going as Wonderwoman asshat, kinda hard to look sexy when she had to stuff her tits back in every so often or having to adjust her costume bottom because it kept riding up her saggy ass dude." Richard retorted with looking back at his near 100 year old girlfriend, a small toot could be heard coming from her pancaked ass cheeks. "Not this time dammit." Richard exclaims.
"Luckily for you, you seem well adjusted to a caregiver type; just make sure she doesn't eat my food again bro." Robert said winking at Richard as he reached for some incontinence pads with her new dentures.
I'm gonna be real honest; I'm hyper proud of the title
This..? THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!