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Post by animeagony on Nov 30, 2020 18:40:46 GMT -6
Halloween H2Old" What the bloody hell dude?!!!!" Richard screaming at Robert during his television show. Robert was sitting on their couch doing absolute shit for the day as usual, watching the Golden Girls for fun. Shocked, but not surprised by his roommates outburst, he leans in and asks. " How are you mad man?" Robert asks. " Why the fuck did my girlfriend age 60 years in a goddamn afternoon ROBERT!!!!" Richard exclaims as Robert can hear a rather loud snore from his friends room. He could make out some pasty flesh of a nighty and some heavy duty granny panties holding up a rather saggy ass cheek. " I thought she wanted to be a witch for the costume season? Hahahahahaha......." Robert quips as he opens another can of Ageaid. Glancing back at his not particularly modestly dressed girlfriend snoring up a storm, " During the party she kept on complaining about her feet hurting; just thought it was the heels she was wearing. Not 25 minutes later, she had a fuck ton gray hair and her make-up made her face look worse for wear dude!!!" Richard exclaims. " I mean, at least it wasn't all at once; jumping into eighties that rapidly does a number to a few voluntary actions........let's just say doing so on a group of cheerleaders wasn't my brightest or cleanest moment....." Robert muses as he continues his Ageaid drink; the near centenarian seemed to get louder and louder each passing moment, though it was interesting seeing subconsciously move her nighty over her poochy stomach. Didn't work but cute. " You aged her so much she lost her teeth in her vodka tonic; I had to fish those out bro. She even tried to.......get frisky when we started our way home; ashy old ass hands on my junk.......well I'll say it wasn't so bad. Until she got lost in the moment and crapped her costume. I can still see her face as she pooped herself dude.......WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!" Richard yelled as Robert began to stand. " Don't worry; I was just messing, pun intended, with her. She ate my corn flakes." Robert retorted. " You aged my girlfriend into a crapping decrepit pensioner for.......CORN. FLAKES!!!!" Richard exclaimed. " She'll be back after a week or so, besides you said it yourself you enjoyed your time with her; bet she looked good in her costume?" Robert said. " She was going as Wonderwoman asshat, kinda hard to look sexy when she had to stuff her tits back in every so often or having to adjust her costume bottom because it kept riding up her saggy ass dude." Richard retorted with looking back at his near 100 year old girlfriend, a small toot could be heard coming from her pancaked ass cheeks. " Not this time dammit." Richard exclaims. " Luckily for you, you seem well adjusted to a caregiver type; just make sure she doesn't eat my food again bro." Robert said winking at Richard as he reached for some incontinence pads with her new dentures. I'm gonna be real honest; I'm hyper proud of the title  This..? THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! |
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Post by animeagony on Nov 30, 2020 18:46:02 GMT -6
Yoga Gone Bad......some would say....." Do you know why the instructor looks like an overweight grandma?" In some quite revealing yoga pants and shirt, we have ourselves a ill-dressed instructor; Her belly was hanging over yoga pants, with little to no volume in it. Her overstuffed bra was flowing over with wrinkled flesh, age spots making their appearance across the shriveled cleavage. Despite what she thought she may have looked like, her make-up extenuated her wrinkles and crow's feet. Her flabby thighs were a mountainous cellulite ridden valley, as if her pants were screaming of her weakened state; her graying and somewhat white hair wrapped into a pony tail with no life in it anymore. " Well, she was a dick to my sister the last time she was here; so we can see how well she does her own routine as a flabby and weak 69 year old." " Nice by the way." " Indeed." As the class started, she begins her routine with mixed results. " Well dears, lets start with downward dog......." she says as she attempts to bend down, her back making some obscene popping sounds. " Jesus H. Christ my back........................guess we should stretch before the stretch....." as she bends down, one of her floppy tits flies out, dangling with her ashen nipples pointing towards the ground. A few of the male patrons and some female members ganged at the shriveled tit reveal. " She had such an amazing rack too dude." Glancing at her shaky attempts to stuff the doughy mess back into her bra, " They were some glorious mounds, now they hanging too precariously now...." " So is she gonna............................be this old for the ENTIRE CLASS? ??" As she was bending over to again attempt her downward dog, her thong was on full display as well; the poor thing was wrapped around her saddle bag ass cheeks. The varicose vein laden ass was getting raving reviews by many; some down right just leaving at the pathetic sight of this old woman being frisky or negligent to other people with her fleshy and flashy display. " Oh she'll get progressively younger for the next few days........slowly though.......I imagine she my need some other assistance as well....." the daring villains says as she comes back up from her previous movement to see a dark spot forming on her crotch. Her jowls red from feeling a spurt (to her at least; she was watering the floor to many) as she slips on her own urine and releases without a doubt the loudest fart from her wrinkled ass. " Oh shit.....sorry guys....." she says as hastily tries to clean up her mess. " Bro your diabolical." " You could say that; I feel I'm more......timely." This paragraph has to be my favorite I have seen: “ "Oh she'll get progressively younger for the next few days........slowly though.......I imagine she my need some other assistance as well....." the daring villains says as she comes back up from her previous movement to see a dark spot forming on her crotch. Her jowls red from feeling a spurt (to her at least; she was watering the floor to many) as she slips on her own urine and releases without a doubt the loudest fart from her wrinkled ass.” |
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Post by kappa on Nov 30, 2020 23:38:10 GMT -6
🧔🏻Mom, I'm sorry about forcing you into a nursing home and selling the house.
👵🏻Very Sorry, Mom.
👩🏻🦰That's cute, Sarah. Calling me mom and apologizing?! Hah!
👩🏻🦰But, no, you call me Mrs Patterson... or Gina. Gina Smith. I like it!
👵🏻Mrs Patterson...
👩🏻🦰Gina.
👵🏻Gina. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have convinced Chuck to do what he did.
👵🏻I was selfish and cold hearted and really, really, really want your forgiveness!
👩🏻🦰Nope.
👵🏻...Mrs Patterson!
👩🏻🦰Again, it's Gina. Gina Smith. And fuck off, Sarah. You're a gold digger and my son could do soooo much better than you!
👵🏻Chuck, do something!
🧔🏻💵Here's the money we made from the house. It's yours... just, please, switch back ages with my fiancée!
👩🏻🦰Chuck, I was quiet when you married that train wreck Lisa. I was quiet when you married that nut job Paula. But Sarah? Nope. Chuck, I'm putting my foot down on this. She's too old for you!
👩🏻🦰HAH!
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Post by kappa on Dec 5, 2020 20:50:01 GMT -6
In loving memory of Squiggy.
👱🏻♀️Hmm.. Should I get the Diet Coke or Regular?
💩Hello!
👵🏻... Guess I should get the diet. Gosh darn diabetes!
👩🏽🦱Should I watch Sex Party VI or Disney's Lovey Dovey?
💩Hello!
👵🏽Sex Party VI?! No, it's too raunchy for a woman my age!
🙎🏼♀️I just don't think labels are necessary right now.
👩🏻🦰Well, I do, Emma!
🙎🏼♀️Well, I don't, Jean! And I can't think of a time when I will think that way!
💩Hello!
👩🍼How about now?
👩🏼🦳...
👩🍼Who's my big girl? Who's my big girl?! You are! Yes, you are!
👩🏼🦳Gosh darn it, you're one sexy mama!
👩🍼*growls*
💩Need to make a choice? Call Shit! I'll help ya make a choice, or your hot flash is freeee!
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Post by kappa on Dec 5, 2020 23:52:43 GMT -6
🥸Hey, who wants a Philly Cheesesteak?!
👩🏽🦱I'm good.
👩🏽🦱I kinda wanna burger, actually.
🥸Yeah?
👩🏽🦱Mhmm.
🥸Well, then how about a Chopped Cheese?
👩🏽🦱... What's that?
🥸New York's answer to a Philly Cheesesteak. It's chopped up Hamburger Patty with your choice of cheese.
👩🏽🦱... So a cheeseburger version of a Philly Cheesesteak?
🥸Mhmm.
👩🏽🦱🥪I'll give it a shot.
🥸Fair warning, THIS WILL TAKE YEARS FROM YOUR LIFE.
👩🏽🦱🥪*Chew* Hmm... *Chew* Mmm.
👵🏽🥪*Chew* Oh yeah! *Chew* Mmmmmm!
🥸Worth it?
👵🏽🥪Darn straight, young man!
🥸Wonderful!
Chopped Cheese: Give us a chance, America, we know you'll love us!
(disclaimer: Kappa has never had a chopped cheese. They just watched YouTube videos about them. Kappa has no idea if they're good or not... but it's literally just chopped up burgers on a sandwich bun... Kappa is pretty sure they can guess what it tastes like 🤣)
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Post by kappa on Dec 6, 2020 23:19:06 GMT -6
Pale Skin, soft and smooth like a puffy, white cloud, tall and slender, shaped much like an hour glasses, arms tattoo sleeved with red, black, and yellow snakes, a Calavera Skull on her left shoulder, a Black Crown on her right, Raven Hair long and braided, much like Wednesday Addams, dressed in a retro blue romper with black army boots and Wiccan symboled buckle belt, sits on a bench, reading a French Novel as the sunsets.
"Are you tired of people claiming your lifestyle is a phase?" A Disembodied Voice asks peppy and borderline monotone.
"Yes." The Goth speaks stoically, her black polished finger nails turning a page.
"Well, Grammy Goth Lollypops, you'll never have to worry about that ever again!"
A magical Lollypop, black as her soul, pops into her mouth. At first, she attempts to remove the sucker, but the taste was so pleasant, so addictive, she couldn't help but wrap her tongue around the strange, mysterious treat.
As her hair whitens, her body shrinks, her skin wrinkles as her arms become jiggly folds, much like her neck, her back hunches, her dress adjusting with her aging body type.
She enjoys her sucker immensely, caring very little as she gets older and old. Looking more and more like a woman of 95.
"Damn, that's a good sucker." She smiles, her mouth gummy.
"Grammy Goth Lollypops. Cause it isn't a phase, Mom!"
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Post by niddlyby43 on Dec 7, 2020 7:50:21 GMT -6
Saggy and old Goths.....god now I want my Raven Old AP. Great stuff Kappa.
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Post by tylerjmcmaster on Dec 7, 2020 7:57:28 GMT -6
Goths becoming plump old women or middle aged is one of my favorite things.
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Post by keith943 on Dec 7, 2020 12:14:31 GMT -6
🧔🏻Mom, I'm sorry about forcing you into a nursing home and selling the house. 👵🏻Very Sorry, Mom. 👩🏻🦰That's cute, Sarah. Calling me mom and apologizing?! Hah! 👩🏻🦰But, no, you call me Mrs Patterson... or Gina. Gina Smith. I like it! 👵🏻Mrs Patterson... 👩🏻🦰Gina. 👵🏻Gina. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have convinced Chuck to do what he did. 👵🏻I was selfish and cold hearted and really, really, really want your forgiveness! 👩🏻🦰Nope. 👵🏻...Mrs Patterson! 👩🏻🦰Again, it's Gina. Gina Smith. And fuck off, Sarah. You're a gold digger and my son could do soooo much better than you! 👵🏻Chuck, do something! 🧔🏻💵Here's the money we made from the house. It's yours... just, please, switch back ages with my fiancée! 👩🏻🦰Chuck, I was quiet when you married that train wreck Lisa. I was quiet when you married that nut job Paula. But Sarah? Nope. Chuck, I'm putting my foot down on this. She's too old for you! 👩🏻🦰HAH! What if what ever the mom did to flip the ages between herself and her children was reversed back onto herself and not only that but she was made several or many decades older than when she was elderly originally while her children became toddler or young children ages and so still unable to take care of her . |
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Post by kappa on Dec 7, 2020 12:25:19 GMT -6
No.
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Post by kappa on Dec 22, 2020 11:33:30 GMT -6
R/Petty Revenge OR JUSTIFIED?
From WickedBoy2000: I turned my homeroom teacher into an old lady
It was fall of 2016 and I was a Sophomore. My school just got a new teacher that we'll call B (Bitch). B was 26 years old, the principal's stepdaughter, and just your typical pretty blonde who loved pointing out almost every single class that she had been a part time model back in high school,
B was the worst!
B didn't really care about teaching. If anything, it was just a paycheck. B also loved poking fun at any and every girl she deemed dowdy. But the worst thing about B, the thing that got my blood boiling, was she writ up kids she didn't like for the most ridiculous reasons!
My shoes weren't dress code approved? Detention. My hairstyle wasn't dress code approved? Detention! I once got a detention literally because my collared shirt had a wrinkle! And this happened every single day, often three times a day!
And The Principal? He just let B do whatever she wanted!
Many students and even teachers complained about B. But The Principal just didn't care. "As far as I can see, B has done nothing wrong." He would say. "You got detention for a reason." He would laugh. "Honestly, what do you think complaining to me would solve?!"
It was only October and I had more detention than I did Art Class! I WAS SO TIRED OF B!
And that's when the revenge comes in.
My Dad's Family has dabbled in the dark arts for centuries. Fun fact, my Great Aunt, My Grandma's little sister, swears the only reason my grandma married my grandpa was because his dad, my Great Grandpa, cast a love spell.
A spell my Grandpa taught me years before!
I don't like using magic, usually. I don't think hexes are right, usually. But I was sooo tired of B being such an arrogant, self absorbed B!
So, I casted a simple spell. A spell that takes away something precious to the casted.
... I didn't think it would be so bad. I didn't realize B cherished her youthful appearance more than anything else. I'll admit I felt a little bad that Monday when an elderly woman, no younger than 80, shuffled into class with a cane in hand, curly white hair, thick, bottle capped glasses, a hearing aid in ear, dressed modestly in a purple sweater was quickly revealed to be none other than B.
But honestly? It was for the best.
B was actually a much better teacher as an old lady. She was more caring, more kind, and way more understanding. She quickly became the most popular teacher at the school. In fact, when I came back to school for a visit a few months ago, I saw B, happily shuffling around with a walker in her bony, age spotted hands, helping the students put up banners for Home Coming. She smiled, showing off her shiny, white dentures, waving at me, her bingo wings flopping around in the air.
I guess all she needed was a change in perspective?
Anyways, I don't know. Did I go too far? Was my revenge justified or did I do a mean thing to someone who would've likely aged into a nice person without my hex?
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Post by kappa on Dec 22, 2020 12:54:00 GMT -6
R/Petty Revenge Or Justified #2
From NaughtyNight22: I turned my Brother's Girlfriend into a Thicc Milf
My Older Brother, who we'll call OB, has always been a dick.
For years, I would wake up to OB slapping me in the balls, spitting in my bowls of cereal, and telling everyone at our school that I masturbate to anime.
AND HE ALWAYS GOT AWAY WITH IT.
Our parents? They weren't bad people, far form it. But, it was always my word against OB's and they always sided with OB because he was the "older" more "mature" son.
I was literally two grades ahead of him, thanks to advanced placement, I was going and went to Harvard. OB was left back a year for goofing off and not taking school seriously. All OB cared about was girls, cars, and picking on me.
The last straw was when he ran over my foot just before my AP History Final. He claimed it was an accident, and that I was in the way, even though he backed into the driveway with lightning speed the second he saw me leave the house. My parents believed him, I had to take my AP Final a week later, which cost me an additional 60 dollars, and everyone in school thought I broke my foot dancing around as a Japanese School Girl thanks to OB.
Kids were coming up to me, laughing, doing anime girl poses to mock me for weeks!
I HAD ENOUGH. OB NEEDED TO PAY.
And here's the revenge:
I'm a biochemist and had been studying biochemistry since I was 12. I was working on a chemical to accelerate the aging process of plants because I wanted to solve world hunger. I dumped a batch in OB's coffee, without him knowing, hoping his body would rapidly age.
It didn't, BUT, my revenge couldn't have been more sweet!
Turns out the chemicals affected his sperm. Fun Fact, OB was dating a cheerleader at the time, let's call her TM. TM isn't actually a bad person, and I do feel a little bad what happened to her, BUT, at the same time, her transformation was everything I could've hoped for and more.
OB got TM pregnant. TM showed up at the house, telling our parents and they were livid. OB couldn't wiggle his way out of that mess! TM's Parents and my Parents forced OB to take responsibility. OB had to quit high school, take a job at TM's Dad's Office as a Janitor, and marry TM. You should've seen that shotgun wedding! It was amazing!
But here's where things get really fun:
For some reason, the pregnancy was slowly aging TM with every passing day. A day before her water broke, I swear, TM looked 45 at the very least. A curvy, 45 year old with salt and pepper hair, wide hips, and a butt you could put a book on!
OB was miserable. And Worse? He was cheating on TM with 6 other girls! All of them pregnant, all of them slowly aging into middle aged women thanks to OB's mutated sperm!
TM got a divorce pretty quick, OB has to pay a lot of alimony, OB also didn't get fired from TM's Dad's office, but he wishes he did, the majority of his paycheck goes to TM and TM's Dad loves harassing him!
TM eventually married my 50 year Old Uncle, a really good guy, an accountant with a moderate income. They're pretty happy together, I can tell whenever I visit on Christmas. He's a great dad and she's a great mom. And my nephew is the sweetest kid you'll ever meet!
And that's my revenge story. Was it just? Am I the monster for aging not 1 but 7 young women into Milfs all for the sake of punishing my Older Brother? Who knows! All I know is I'd do it again if I could! 😂
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Post by kappa on Dec 22, 2020 15:40:18 GMT -6
R/Petty Revenge Or Justified #3
From DickPickler77: Grandpa Dave saves the Day
My Grandpa Dave was a really nice guy, as long as you were nice to him. He often came off as a pushover...
A MISTAKE SO MANY HAVE REGRETTED THINKING!
This happened back in 2005, when I was 12.
My Mom had just died of cancer, my Dad had been dead since I was 3, and Grandpa Dave, GD, being the kind man that he was, took me into his house.
GD owned a boarding house, which I thought was pretty cool. It was like Hey Arnold, but in real life.
Most of the tenants were pretty cool. But there was this one lady, who'll we'll call FG, that was a real pain in the neck.
FG rarely paid rent on time and would always give a sob story about why.
The cost of books this semester were too expensive, her parents haven't wired money into her account yet, her old boyfriend called, again, needing to borrow money.
And to top it off, FG was a real princess. She'd always complain at the slightest bit of dust on tables, if the carpets weren't vacuumed this week, OR, if the kitchen floors weren't clean enough. She often threatened GD, telling him that she'd turn him into the Health Department.
GD had enough.
FG was 6 months late on rent and GD had an eviction notice with her name on it!
Well, FG was just in tears, begging GD for another month. She promised she'd get his money in full. Somehow.
GD, with the evilest smirk on his face I've ever seen, cut a deal with FG. If she wanted to stay, she had to work!
FG spent the next year cleaning the boarding house from top to bottom. GD worked her like a dog, and it showed. FG worked very long hours, vacuuming, mopping, she even reshingled the roof! She was often a sweaty mess!
It was the weirdest thing, and I have no explanation for it, but I swear, as the days went into weeks, FG was looking older and older.
It started small, a wrinkle here, a grey hair there. But one day, when I came home from school, I didn't see FG as a 19 year old college student working off a debt, she looked far from it. She looked 70... and that's being nice!
As she hummed away blissfully, her hair white as snow, her skin thinned and wrinkled, it was the first time I saw GD ever do something... flirty.
He pinched her butt! FG chirped loudly, turned around slowly, giggled like a school girl at GD, and gave hime the biggest, longest smooch!
It wasn't that long later that FG, Future Grandma, married GD. GD died a few years later, FG still lives and works at the Boarding House to this very day.
I'm really not sure if GD is responsible for FG's transformation or not. But it seems like it. Anyways, do you think my Grandpa went too far? Aging a woman like 60 years over 6 months of rent?!
That being said, I love my Step Grandma. She's the only family I have left. She's a very sweet, hardworking, kind, old woman... but I do feel bad. If my math is right, she should only be like 30!
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Post by kappa on Dec 22, 2020 17:23:23 GMT -6
R/Petty Revenge Or Justified #4
From Partipat: Y'all know where dis is goin
Check it, I'm an Ancient Sumerian God of The Afterlife and Partyin!
I ain't no bad guy. I just wanna have fun in a dusty ass nursin home, grindin on dem hunies gettin older and older every single day.
What's wrong with dat?! Huh?
Nuttin! I be givin y'all souls some sick ass rager is what I be doin!
Any of y'all callin me otherwise is a bitch ass hoe 4 show.
Like dem Greeks. Fuck Greece! I ain't no demon! I just like getting freaky with yo gramma!
Greeks be spoutin shits like, "Partipat is the devil.", "Partipat is the embodiment of famine and death.", "A pox on thee and all who follow the evils of Partipat!"
Man, fuck you, Greece, with yo bitch ass words and yo Spanakopita and yo Pythagorean Theorem and all that shit!
Y'all did somethin right with orgies. Imma give y'all dat and only dat.
But lick my sweaty taint, yo!
Check it, keep it 💯, here's my revenge.
Y'all know about Pandora's Box?
Here's the real story, yo. It wasn't no box that was the problem, no, son. I sent that bitch ass lookyloo a vibrator and, yo, she went to town on her box. Naw whatta I mean?!
The first vibrator givin to mankind was also the most powerful, each vibration, I shit ya not, added a year on Pandora's life.
Check it, dat get was a nasty ass of hag, one yellow tooth in her gums, wrinkled like y'all ain't be seeing wrinkles b4. Yo, 4 real, dat girl's toes we're warped and yellowed like the sun, yo!
She was all shaky and confused and sexually satisfied.
And dat be the real story, yo. Pandora is the personification of Old Age.
Lick my balls, Greece!
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Post by kappa on Dec 22, 2020 20:26:06 GMT -6
R/Petty Revenge Or Justified #5
From DemonJames666: How am I the bad guy?!
So, I'm a demon and I was summoned through a circle by a group of teenage girls in the woods.
The teenage girls want to punish their history teacher for failing them and getting them kicked off the cheer squad.
"Is that really worth a deal with a demon?" I asked. I don't just agree to anything. I have my limits and stupid things like petty revenge are often deals I avoid.
And then the leader barks at me, saying nonsense like:
"You'll do what we tell you." & "We summoned you, you are our servant." & "You're going to torment Ms Folks or we'll summon Satan and have him punish you!"
First off, Satan? Racist Ass Cheerleaders thinking every God Damned Demon works for Satan.
I calmly respond, as best I can,
"Look, girls, I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're thinking this through. Making a deal with a demon is a huge decision. You shouldn't do something like this for something stupid like bad grades."
And that's when they huffed at me, rolling their eyes, whispering to each other how difficult I'm being.
"That's it, I'm summoning Satan!" The Head Ex Cheerleader shouts.
I'm done at this point. I cave and make a contract. Not a week later, Ms Folks ends up dead at 45 and the girls are tickled pink.
Every deal has a cost though. If only they didn't piss me off, then, maybe, I would've told them my service fee.
One by One, each of those "fine", young women aged slowly in a period of seven days. A few got wide hips, a few got puffy muffin tips, many got saggy, inflated breasts, and they all got age tags, laugh lines, and crow's feet. Their hairs were cursed into a platinum blonde bob, their clothing tastes becoming more and mature and modest, and, as best they tried, they just couldn't stop behaving as arrogant and entitled as they did with me in the woods.
Slacks, sweaters, sunglasses, and oversized mom purses. Their lives warped to match their appearances. Housewives in minivans, spoiled kids, and need for anything shiny.
Over night, there small town got a few new Karens roaming grocery stores, Kohl's, and everything in between.
The lesson? Don't make a deal with a demon over something stupid like grades and don't piss off a demon. Seriously, what idiot would think that's a smart idea?! The entitlement! Being transformed into Karens is what they deserve! 🤣😈
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