YO GIRLFRIEND IS SO KAREN, SHE GET SALTY OVER A GOD DAMNED GRILLED CHEESE SAMICH!
👱🏼♀️(55) A grilled cheese?! Pfft! It's more like a burnt cheese and I asked for 5 strips of bacon, medium cooked, between with four slices of perfectly melted cheddar! I only see 4 slices of bacon and they're practically charred! And don't tell me that isn't American! WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER, I WILL GET YOU FIRED FOR THIS!!!
🧑🏼🦰... Okay, Now you are!
YO GIRLFRIEND IS SO KAREN, available now on the Demon Store!
Part 2 (Literally made to praise Hideyoshi lacan)
👩🏼🦰Thanks for going on this little shopping trip, Lenny.
👱🏽No worries, Babe. A quick trip to Kohl's never hurt no one.
YO GIRLFRIEND IS SO KAREN....
👱🏽Or maybe it can?
👩🏼🦰What's the voice.
👱🏽Dunno, hun, let's just grab that shirt and...
YO GIRLFRIEND KS SO KAREN, SHE FIGHTS CLERKS ABOUT ABSOLUTELY ANYTHANG!
👩🏼🦰Sure, but first... LET ME SPEAK TO THAT EMPLOYEE!
😀Yes, ma'am? *Looking at Lenny for sympathy*
👩🏼🦰I have a coupon, 2 shirts for 24 dollars, BUT, the sign over their says 2 for 1. Which is it?! *Waves coupon at the click*
😀Well, there two spectate deals, ma'am. The 2 for 24 dollars is for men's t-shirts and the 2 for 1 is for men's gym shorts.
👱🏽Honey, weren't you buying a shirt for yourself?
👩🏼🦰Shush *wags a finger at Lenny* This is unacceptable. WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER?!
YO GIRLFRIEND IS SO Karen, Shopping Trips will never make sense and always be a headache!
Post by niddlyby43 on Sept 25, 2020 17:04:00 GMT -6
“Yo girlfriend so old.....”
“We’re right in the thick of it dude!??!” The couple said mid coatis. Very much mid stroke for the couple.
“She needs a gallon lube to stay moist!!”
“Ah shit.....” the girlfriend said as she could feel her body recoil with age; the literal color draining from her body as it became grayish and pasty. Varicose veins sprang up all along her her body, as her boyfriends toned self sank into her.
“Umm not to kill the mood here hun.....you getting dry.....” he said as she continued to shrivel and wrinkle. Liver spots became prominent on her form, with her tits sagging and hanging off her rib cage. The stretched skin being pulled down by her rather large piercings; the nipples dark and bulbous. Her stomach became a sloshy mess, while her thigh flesh was pooling along the bend; doughy in volume. Despite her best efforts, her rather engorged vag just couldn’t stay lubricated. Her callused toes reflecting the room light.
Feeling her wrinkled genitals, “Dammit you ass I’m as dry as the.....” she says as she sees this large bottle of lube on the night stand. “Well.....we can still finish?.......but you’ll need to help me deary....” she muses as she subconsciously lifts her deflated sack of a breast as a tease for the somehow still hard boyfriend. “Um....sure?.....”
👱🏼♀️The Stone Age lasted around 2.5 Million years and can be broken down into 3 periods. Paleolithic, Mesolithic, and Neolithic.
👱🏼♀️Now, Paleolithic can actually be broken down to three periods. Lower, when ancient hominid first started using tools, Middle, the age of Neanderthals, and Upper, when Homo Sapiens from Africa started interacting with Neanderthal...
YO GIRLFRIEND IS SO OLD...
🧑🏽🦰What was that?!
👱🏼♀️Are you paying attention?
🧑🏽🦰... Yeah, but...
👱🏼♀️So, it was the Mesolithic period when...
YO GIRLFRIEND IS SO OLD, SHE'S A LIVING FOSSIL!
👵🏼When... When... what was I talking about?
🧑🏽🦰Damn it, whoever you are, I have an Anthropology Exam next Week!
🧑🏽🦰... That, and we just started having sex!
1) Bitch, The Stone Age is pretty simple stuff.
2) Sex is still on the table. Just, the table's stone now!
“Goodness could y’all not today I have an interview....” she said.
“It’s not dry lips anymore it’s pursed lips!!!”
As he said this, her hand holding her lipstick as she was applying started to shack some. Before her eyes she saw crows feet creep along her face, indenturing themselves into wrinkles. While her body seems to gain some mass, while also dragging to the floor; her business attire looking about to burst. Her plump luscious lips begin to shrivel and wrinkle with an odd sensation of missing teeth causing them to purse more. “I jusb boughb thib lipstick tooo!!” She shrieked at their thin lips.
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
Feb 2, 2021 0:55:05 GMT -6
MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
Feb 3, 2021 12:49:27 GMT -6
JackpotMans: If you are a part of round 2 of the AP Tournament, please check your messages! I would prefer to talk over discord if you use it, but I don't mind conversing here.
Feb 4, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -6
unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
Feb 11, 2021 15:01:41 GMT -6
JackpotMans: AP Tournament has been updated! Check out the updates!
Feb 19, 2021 18:01:22 GMT -6
MeanMark: Just started an intractables thread -- join the FaceApp fun!
Feb 23, 2021 10:38:17 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Voting for round 2 will close tomorrow!
Feb 23, 2021 11:37:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
Mar 19, 2021 7:32:01 GMT -6
MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6
kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
Apr 19, 2021 10:05:11 GMT -6
kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
May 7, 2021 13:55:29 GMT -6
kappa: R.I.P Paul Mooney ❤️
May 19, 2021 21:41:16 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 2 of Modok had an interesting AP scene in the end ❤️
May 26, 2021 10:09:28 GMT -6
kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:26 GMT -6
kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:42 GMT -6