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Post by animeagony on Oct 25, 2020 16:44:56 GMT -6
“Yo girlfriend is so old she looks like a mummy from ancient African civilization that never stopped aging!”
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keith943
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Stop your messaging habits, please.
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Post by keith943 on Oct 25, 2020 16:53:51 GMT -6
Your girlfriend is so old that the following picture are actually could be confused as her own:
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deptx
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Post by deptx on Oct 26, 2020 4:21:42 GMT -6
Yo girlfriend so old they hired her to play the old hag from Snow White at Disneyland.
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deptx
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Post by deptx on Oct 27, 2020 4:33:24 GMT -6
Yo girlfriend so old she makes your mom look like a teenager.
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keith943
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Stop your messaging habits, please.
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Post by keith943 on Oct 27, 2020 13:04:37 GMT -6
I understand I just was curious thanks.
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deptx
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Post by deptx on Nov 2, 2020 3:37:25 GMT -6
Yo girlfriend so old every time she steps out into the sun she gets new wrinkles.
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niddlyby43
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Age before beauty.
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Post by niddlyby43 on Nov 9, 2020 20:46:25 GMT -6
A young woman jogging in some nice fitting leggings and a nice sports bra was making her way down the path with her dog.
“You’re girlfriend so old....”
Feeling the ominous sign of time rearing it’s timely head, “Come on man!!? I just got to the right weight too...” she exclaimed.
“.....her bones make more noise than she does!!”
The petite young woman begins to deflate and shrink while jogging. Her brunette hair looses it sheen, and goes completely white. Leaving a stringy mess of a hun of her hair. Her skin shrivels and wrinkles, a prominent wattle forms on her neck. Her B cup breasts empty and pool in her now spacious sports bra, while her strong legs atrophy and wrinkle making pops and sounds with each movement. While her back hunches forward some, “Oh god my bones......they rattling so loudly now....”she said stopping some looking at their hands, translucent skin marred with veins and age spots.
Looking at her boney shriveled ass in her loose leggings, “Back is popping so loud even my deaf ass can hear it!!” She exclaimed as she shuffled her way home, each step louder than the next.
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Post by animeagony on Nov 10, 2020 16:08:26 GMT -6
Top 10 anime betrayals
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niddlyby43
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Age before beauty.
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Post by niddlyby43 on Nov 10, 2020 16:12:28 GMT -6
Quick Idea. Two friends are talking about an ill dressed older woman standing across from them, "Jesus Look at those saddle bags and hangers girl. Couldn't be me when I ripen some." Her dress was a bit form fitting and had a low cut to show off her legs, while her friend was wearing some hip hugger jeans with a top showing off her midriff. "Yeah, We'll be down right cougars when we get that old hahaha...." the other friend said. "You're girlfriend(s) so old......."A chilling air flowed across the two of them as they felt a descending sensation. " Um girl, you know those random aging shits that's been going down lately?........I don't want be ancient....""Chain smoking is their afternoon hobby!!!"For our form fitting dress, it was expanding to accommodate her now over inflated breasts; nearly bursting out of her dress with the freckled cleavage of a slightly older smoker. A strong cough was erupting from her as a cigarette makes it's way into her wrinkly hand; late middle age wasn't doing any favors to her midriff either. A fupa had developed as if she had multiple children, while cellulite had peppered her larger fleshier thighs. Her friend wasn't doing well either; the seam of the hip hugger jeans was stressing as it expanded with folds of flesh marred with varicose veins of late middle age. Her top didn't contain her new found hanging breasts, smoking does do a number to the elasticity of the skin there. Crow's feet made their home on their faces as each sees the haggard horror in front of them. Ill fitting dress girl was beyond sad, "Dude, we look like skanky street walkers now!!!" she exclaimed as she nearly dislodged a flabby tit from her too small bra. Jeans girl was more distressed at her flabby ass, "This smoking shit gave me a flabby dumptruck saddle bag ass!!!" she yelled, as the seam split showing for some unfortunate young men in her view of her. The nearly eaten thong had no chance in hiding the horrendous pasty flesh of her older thighs. "Oh god my pants!! It doesn't even look like I'm wearing a......Shit."
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Post by chronoeclipse on Nov 10, 2020 19:13:38 GMT -6
"Your girlfriend is so old - when she goes down on you they should call it 'Gumilingus'."
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Post by animeagony on Nov 11, 2020 12:40:37 GMT -6
Yo girlfriend so old she is a strict genwunner that hates on Gen 5 just because she can, oblivious to Pokémon like Archeops or Haxorus!
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Post by animeagony on Nov 11, 2020 13:13:11 GMT -6
Gen 5 is Unova
(Black and White and Black 2 and White 2) - Wait, are you saying that to clarify that Gunwunners like a region other than Kanto
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Post by tej2506 on Nov 13, 2020 9:29:40 GMT -6
"Your girlfriend is so old - when she goes down on you they should call it 'Gumilingus'." As your young, hot girlfriend positions her mouth over your hard dick, an odd expression comes onto her face. Her head tilts up to show you the last of her teeth retracting away into her skull. As if in an instant, she ages up 60 years, going from a curvy 27 year old to a decrepit 87 year old woman, her legs shaking just with the effort of holding herself up. She flicks away her receded, thinning white hair with a quivering bony hand, and gets to work without all the bother of teeth.
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deptx
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Post by deptx on Nov 19, 2020 6:02:36 GMT -6
Yo girlfriend so old, when people tell her her hose are wrinkled she remembers she isn’t wearing any- it’s her legs & feet!
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Post by animeagony on Jan 27, 2021 16:30:30 GMT -6
Yo girlfriend do old, a Super Centenarian living artifact doesn’t even describe how old she is!
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