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Post by kappa on Oct 1, 2020 21:03:06 GMT -6
Hey, Niddly, GO WILD AND SO WILL EYE 👁
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🧙🏼♀️Double, double toil and trouble!
🧙🏽♀️Fire burn and caldron bubble!
🧙🏿♀️Eye of newt and toe of frog!
🧙🏼♀️Wool of bat and tongue of dog!
👩🏼🦰Look, if this is about not picking up my dog's poop on your lawn this morning, I'm sorry! I didn't have a bag, BUT, I'll never do that again, HONEST!
🧙🏼♀️Take her youth, take it all!
🧙🏽♀️Make her plump, her bladder small!
🧙🏿♀️Give her greys, wrinkles, shrink her!
🧙🏼♀️Make her as old as Henry Winkler!
👵🏼...
🧙🏿♀️Suck it, Gloria! That'll teach you to pick up after your dog!
👵🏼... You witches overreacted.
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Post by niddlyby43 on Oct 2, 2020 5:58:34 GMT -6
A stern looking woman wearing a business suit, around her late 30s was speaking loudly to a pair of.....”young” ladies in her office.
“Precisely why did you attempt to age your instructors?”
With a quiver in her voice, “We thought to teach her a lesson in humility.......as it were....” the elderly woman mused as she shifted in her seat adjusting for the new weight she had.
“Aging or temporal magic is strictly prohibited for a reason.” The principle exclaimed.
Wiping some drool from her pursed lips, the other ancient woman, “Well we thought it was just the timing......” she said as she could feel the drool settling in her wrinkled cleavage. A crop top even with the shroud still felt awkward to her, deflated tits resting on her poochy gut underneath.
“The restriction was put in place for the USERS SAFETY. AND NOW I HAVE TO FIND THE REVERSE INCANTATION BEFORE YOU AGE YOURSELVES SHITLESS!!!”
Rubbing her mouth as some of her teeth feel to her lap, “No need to yell deary. You’ll find it in time......oh dear....” the first elderly girl said as she felt and saw age spots peppering themselves on her body. Her aging friend wasn’t fairing any better.
Turning red with a dripping sensation on her shriveled legs, the second elderly girl said “Umm admin........in the meantime.........could I get changed?”
“WHAT WHY!?!”
“I kinda......shit myself. I just don’t have the control I use to........like this morning.....” the second elderly girl mumbles.
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Post by kappa on Oct 2, 2020 8:21:10 GMT -6
A Ghost PSA: Get The Job Done!
👻I mean, does it really matter?
👩🏼🦳Yes. Yes it does.
👻We've been together for 40 years, Sharon!
👩🏼🦳Exactly, 40 years without a ring on my finger!
👻You realize, legally speaking, you can't marry a ghost, right?
👩🏼🦳"Under French Law..."
👻Not this again!
👩🏼🦳"Under French law posthumous marriages are possible as long as evidence exists that the deceased person had the intention while alive of wedding their partner."
👻... I was a teenage boy you and your friends ran over in high school. That doesn't apply to us! I vowed to haunt you and your friends for all eternity, till the day you died!
👩🏼🦳Walter, that couldn't be more similar to marriage. We're going to Paris!
👻...
👻 You're such a weirdo!
👻...
👻Fine!
Don't be like Walter. Never Haunt and Daunt!
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Age before beauty.
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Post by niddlyby43 on Oct 2, 2020 8:30:12 GMT -6
👩🏽🦰”So do people actually die of fright or what?”
👻”Like hair getting all white and stuff? Kinda.”
👩🏽🦰Perplexed, “How kinda? The whole haunting stuff would fuck me up something fierce.”
👻”Well, usually when it happens they....age.”
👩🏽🦰”Aged?! That’s how their hair turns they get grannyfied?”
👻”More or less. Last time it happened was with a cabal of high school students.”
👩🏽🦰”And?”
👻”Well, they had to hobble out of the area. Those tattoos looked odd so low....”
👩🏽🦰”So you literally sent high school seniors to the nursing home?”
👻”Also sent their teeth to the floor. Screamed so loud she lost her teeth. While her friend was frightened so bad aged herself to Depends. Though her male friends aged so bad....”
👩🏽🦰”They....?....”
👻”They went bald. Liver spots too....”
👩🏽🦰”That’s creepy dude.”
👻”Geriatric technically.”
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Post by kappa on Oct 2, 2020 9:35:24 GMT -6
You know WereWolves, and WereBears, WereTigers, WereLions.
WereBats, and WerePigs, WerePandas, WereHyrax.
But do you recall... the most famous curse of them all?!
👩🏼🦰Oh god, what time is it?
👱🏼♂️... 4:30?
👩🏼🦰Shit! No! I... I gotta...
👵🏼Get going before I'm late for The Early Bird Special!
👱🏼♂️...
The WereGranny Curse. Transform just in time for the senior special!
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Post by kappa on Oct 2, 2020 10:25:19 GMT -6
🎃Head Swapping is an Excellent SubFetish.
🎃I call it sub because, essentially, it's a Secondary Fetish.
👱🏼♀️... How are you talking?
🎃Magic, my dear, now, back on topic, Head Swapping! For example, you can find lots and lots of Head Swapping in TG. Switching a male head with a female is very popular. I've even seen this trope with WG and, to that degree, I've seen lots of human heads switch with animals.
👱🏼♀️...
🎃I'll admit that's not exactly my thing, BUT, as an example, it's excellent to show what range Head Swapping can have in The TF Community.
👱🏼♀️All I wanted to know was why you swapped my body with my 90 year old grandma's?
🎃Because I can, Because I feel Head Swapping would be an excellent variant towards AP, and because it turns me on.
👱🏼♀️... I have to use my Grandma's shower nurse, I'm stuck in a wheelchair, and everything neck down is constantly just aches and pain.
🎃Happy Halloween!
🎃And for those of you AP Enthusiast out there, I'm Pumpkin Jones, giving you a new variation with AP to play with. Please, play with it as you wish!
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Post by kappa on Oct 2, 2020 11:12:52 GMT -6
A Wendigo is the personification of obsession.
Greed, Anger, Lust, you name it, if it's always on your mind, never ending, all you can think about, consumes your everyday, they say, inevitably, The Wendigo is what you become.
👩🏼🦱It's just... you're 25, you've haven't been in college in like 4 years... don't you think picking up college guys at a bar is getting old?
👩🏽Nope.
👩🏼🦱Alright, I better get going, I'm going to New York this weekend, My Step Sister is getting married. Take care.
She hugs her friend, taking notice she feels strangely... soft?
And her breasts, they we're definitely lower then they should be. Unusually Low!
👩🏼🦱Paula, are you feeling...
Her jaw drops at her friend, now in a leopard print leggings, wide hipped and hammy, with a black top showing off a very plump muffin top. Crow's Feet on her rounded face, hair greyed, Paula licks her lips with eyes focused on a Frat Boy by the stalls.
👩🏽🦳Take care, Rita, Mama's gonna be handing out biscuits tonight!
Wendigo: Become your obsession
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Post by kappa on Oct 2, 2020 12:01:19 GMT -6
Hallo, Hallo! Es ist Oktoberfest!
👱🏼♀️... Cool.
Ja, ja, es ist sehr schön. Willst du Bratwurst?
👱🏼♀️🌭 ... Thanks.
Die Bratwurst ist gut, ja?
👱🏼♀️*Chew* I don't really speak German, *Chew* but it's...
👵🏼Wunderbar! Vielen Dank, junger Mann! Es bringt mich zurück in meine Jugend!
Alles Gute zum Oktoberfest! Werde alt und fett!
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Post by kappa on Oct 2, 2020 13:09:49 GMT -6
🧓🏼Is it ready, Igor?
👨🏽🦲Yes, Master!
🧓🏼Excellent, let me get a good look at her before we start.
👱🏼♀️Let me go, you bastard! Let me go!
🧓🏼Igor!
👨🏽🦲Yes, Master!
🧓🏼Pull the lever!
👨🏽🦲Yes, Master!
The chained college student is lifted upwards, outside of the lab, and up during a powerfully rainy thunder storm.
👱🏼♀️Let me go! Let me go! Do...
⚡️⚡️⚡️
The electrocuted woman is pulled down. Her body sizzling.
Frankenstein and Igor look at their creation with caution, her hair bobbed, her skin artificially tanned, face and form puffy, with laugh lines forming around her mouth.
As consciousness returns, She returns to her train of thought. Altered by lightning and mad science.
👩🏼Do you know who my husband is? I will sue you and that disgusting dwarf of yours for everything you own!
🧓🏼It's alive! It's alive! It's...
FRANKENKAREN. In theaters October 17th.
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Post by kappa on Oct 2, 2020 13:35:39 GMT -6
It's time for AP Candy!
Where we tell you what candies are gonna do what this holiday season!
Kit-Kat: Turns you into a crazy Kat Lady.
Hersey's Kisses: Turns you into a lactating milf.
Butterfinger: Turns you into a thicc milf.
Snickers: Turns you into a gossiping milf (if fun sized) gossiping gilf (if regular)
Skittles: Turns you into a zainy, mature art, drama, or music teacher
Twix: Turns you into a 50 year old Country Club Wasp.
Starbursts: Turns you into a zany, plump, mature kindergarten or Pre-K Teacher.
Milky Way: Gives you a middle aged, pear shaped physique.
100 Grand Bar: Turns you into a hundred year old.
Almond Joy: Turns you into one of those health conscious middle aged women. You don't eat gluten, the only meat you eat is chicken and fish, and you're all about CBD Oil.
Sour Patch Kids:Turns you into a College Boy Hunting Cougar
Airheads: Turns you into a ditzy, mature housewife.
Crunch Bar: Turns you into a cool mom, between the ages of 40 and 55, covered in tats and piercings.
So, stock up kiddies, it's gonna be one fun Halloween!
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Post by kappa on Oct 2, 2020 14:18:07 GMT -6
💀Happy Day of The Dead!
👩🏻🦱... Uncle Rico?
💀Sỉ, Mija. Cómo Estás?
👩🏻🦱...Good.
👩🏻🦱... Any reasons you're here?
💀Sỉ, you're Abuelita wanted to stop by!
👩🏼🦱Hola, Mija!
👩🏻🦱... Abuelita?!
👩🏻🦱You look so... young!
👩🏼🦱Thanks to that picture you put up, sweetie! Gracias!
The young woman, curious, gets a more recent photo of her deceased grandmother and swaps.
👩🏼🦱Wait! Don't...
👵🏻Mocosa! I was going to the festival tonight with the body of an 20 year old!
Feeling bad, the young woman tries to switch out the photos.
💀It doesn't work that way.
👵🏻Stupid!
The granny faded away in anger. Uncle Rico stays, cackling with crossed arms.
💀Welp, looks like your Abuelo doesn't get eye candy tonight!
Magically, a slipper hits Uncle Rico in the back of his head!
💀Have a nice month, Mija, I know I won't!
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Post by kappa on Oct 2, 2020 14:31:15 GMT -6
🧛🏻Vampire Doug: Sexy Costumes
(1985)
👱🏼♀️Sexy Ghostbuster?
🧛🏻Please?
👱🏼♀️How am I going to make a Jumpsuit sexy?
🧛🏻HAVE YOU NOT WATCHED TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES?!
👱🏼♀️Do I have kids?
🧛🏻... Not that I'm aware of?
👱🏼♀️Then, of course I don't!
(1995)
🧛🏻Sexy Braveheart?
👱🏼♀️You're joking, right? Who's wanna see a girl version of Mel Gibson as William Wallace?
🧛🏻Me, I do. I have since 1298 CE, Carol.
👱🏼♀️NO.
(2005)
🧛🏻What about Sexy Morticia Addams?
👩🏼🦳Doug, I'm a little old to be doing sexy.
🧛🏻I disagree.
👩🏼🦳Doug, no!
(2015)
👵🏻I am not going to be Sexy Mrs Claus.
🧛🏻But...
👵🏻STOP.
(2025)
🧛🏻Please!
👵🏻...
🧛🏻Please?!
👵🏻Sexy Grandma Gwen Stefani? Seriously?
🧛🏻Please?!
👵🏻... Not at the party.
🧛🏻... So.
👵🏻Already bought the costume *wink*
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Post by kappa on Oct 2, 2020 16:08:25 GMT -6
🐭Hi, I'm Trick Rat.
🐸I'm Treat Frog.
🐷I'm Kevin.
🐭For fun, we're gonna "MAKE" a few spots this Halloween!
🐸Hope you enjoy! Cause we sure will!
🐷I'm Kevin.
(Yesterday)
Natasha Romanoff just got back from a very tiring mission in Buenos Aires.
All she wanted to do was lay back with a carton of vanilla ice cream, watch some Tiger King on Netflix, and just unwind and relax.
Unfortunately for her plans, there was a strange costume draped on her couch.
A purple robe, an extra large, white t-shirt which read 'Kitty Mama', slacks, and a pair of fuzzy, pink slippers.
"Who left this here?" Natasha questions, consumed by a strange, orange aura
(Halloween)
The trio rings the doorbell, the sounds of startled cats muddled in the background.
A middle aged woman, pair shaped, red hair in curlers, face masked with green, slightly double chinned, has cigarette in one age spotted hand and a bowl of candy in the other.
🐭🐸🐷Trick or treat!
👩🏻🦰*Cough Attack* Aren't you kids precious. (Light Russian Accent)
Ms Natasha gives each trick or treater a single off brand fun sized snicker, has yet another coughing fit, her slippered foot pushing a tabby away from exiting her piss and tobacco stench of an apartment.
Some kids would feel ripped off right now. Not them!
👩🏻🦰You kids have a nice Halloween.
Natasha shuts the door, the trick or treaters snicker in unison.
🐭Did you see how fat her butt got?!
🐸What about her muffin top?!
🐭And that face mask? What is she trying to preserve? Soviet Russia?!
🐷I'm Kevin.
🐸You sure are, Kevin.
🐭Hope you guys liked our little fun! We're gonna do more!
🐷I'm Kevin.
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Post by keith943 on Oct 2, 2020 16:21:56 GMT -6
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Post by kappa on Oct 2, 2020 16:26:23 GMT -6
🐭You know how some people dress up as superheroes for Halloween?
🐸We thought, what if we did the reverse?!
🐷I'm Kevin.
🐭We're having a lot of fun with it.
🐸We sure are.
🐷I'm Kevin.
🐸You sure are.
(Yesterday)
Captain Marvel wasn't 100% on board with becoming an Instructor at Avenger Academy.
Truth be told, she never really liked kids.
But maybe it was time to work on that? She could make a huge difference as an educator.
Entering her apartment, Carol thought about ordering Chinese for Dinner. She was craving orange chicken and shrimp egg rolls.
But as she headed to the kitchen, where the menu for Golden Dragon was pressed on the front door of the refrigerator, she saw something weird on her kitchen table.
A black polka dot dress, something you'd see a frumpy old teacher wear, with a thick pair of bottle cap glasses, a pair of orthopedic shoes, and a cane.
"What's that doing here?" Carol questions as an orange aura wraps around her body.
(Halloween)
🐭🐸🐷Trick or Treat!
👵🏼Aren't you darling?!
The elderly woman chirps happily, her shaky hands holding a bowl overflowing with treats with a cane leaning against the doorframe.
👵🏻A popcorn ball for you! A candy corn ball for you! And a tootsie roll ball for you! You kids have a great Halloween, remember to brush your teeth, and go to bed by 8:30. It's a school night, after all! *wagging her bony finger*
Granny Carol slowly shuts her door, the trio start to snicker.
🐭Did you see how old she got?!
🐸She's like as old as Betty White!
🐷I'm Kevin!
🐭And she better watch out with the smile, unless she wants her dentures to pop out!
🐸And her old lady perfume?!
🐭And that hearing aid?!
🐷I'm Kevin.
🐭I agree, the candy was great. She definitely didn't cheap out, did she?
🐷I'm Kevin.
🐸Hope you guys like what we did to Carol!
🐭And, yes, she's still a teacher at Avenger Academy... sorta!
🐸She's a volunteer librarian! Hah!
🐷I'm Kevin.
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