AP Halloween 🎃

This Halloween, you'll likely be staying home, I'd imagine.

And that's fine, YOU CAN ALWAYS BE A SLUTTY MR ROGERS AT HOME.

... 🤔

... Imagine getting preggers as a Slutty Mr Rogers. I mean, you're never gonna tell Junior about that. But, shit, I think that's a pretty neat conception! 

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Anyhoo, let's talk about the snacks you could still have on at Home. Snacks baked with lots of surprises! 😈

Mini Corn Dogs: Turns ya into one of rotund, middle aged women in a sweater that always has  small dogs in a matching sweaters with her.

Mini Tacos: Sexy Cougar in a need for some college boy meat.

Pizza Rolls: PTA Soccer Mom with It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, on for the kiddies!

Pizza Bagels: Like the first one. But your newly created kids would rather want Pizza Rolls. Cause they're crispier, Mom! Duh! 🤣

Chicken Nuggets: Type of Mom that leaves a bowl out with a sign that says "take one". Drinking wine, watching Christmas Specials on Lifetime or Hallmark.

Meatballs: Plumps ya up pretty milfy!

Sliders: Bottom Heavy WG/AP

Bacon Jalapeño Poppers: Weight gain & Hot Flashes 

Mozzarella Sticks: Cheesy Pun Mom

Chicken Wings: In the end, you'll claim it's for your kids. But it's for you. You love chicken wings!



Have a safe and fun Halloween, AND, if you are gonna be SLUTTY MR ROGERS this year, AGAIN, DON'T BE ASHAMED IF YOU GET PREGGERS! 🤣