keith943
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Post by keith943 on Oct 13, 2020 12:21:06 GMT -6
Maybe with various degrees of details upon the characters playing.
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kappa
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Post by kappa on Oct 23, 2020 16:07:05 GMT -6
Wanna hear a scary story?
๐ฉ๐ฝNope.
You sure?!
๐ฉ๐ฝI wanna call an exorcist. You're like the definition of a red flag.
... Fair Point.
So, what are you afraid of?
๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ฑHi, Pastor Sam, this is Anika. I was...
Hey, Wait! Come on, answer my question!
๐ฉ๐ฝNo.
๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ฑSo, anyways, Pastor Sam, could you....
Are you afraid of getting old?!
๐ต๐ฝCome to my parents house, immediately... I've changed a little... but don't worry, I still look a lot like my Grandma.
Ha Ha Ha! Are you scared?!
๐ต๐ฝPissed and annoyed, honestly.
You're no fun!
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kappa
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Post by kappa on Oct 30, 2020 18:11:57 GMT -6
This Halloween, you'll likely be staying home, I'd imagine.
And that's fine, YOU CAN ALWAYS BE A SLUTTY MR ROGERS AT HOME.
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... Imagine getting preggers as a Slutty Mr Rogers. I mean, you're never gonna tell Junior about that. But, shit, I think that's a pretty neat conception!ย
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Anyhoo, let's talk about the snacks you could still have on at Home. Snacks baked with lots of surprises! ๐
Mini Corn Dogs: Turns ya into one of rotund, middle aged women in a sweater that always has ย small dogs in a matching sweaters with her.
Mini Tacos: Sexy Cougar in a need for some college boy meat.
Pizza Rolls: PTA Soccer Mom with It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, on for the kiddies!
Pizza Bagels: Like the first one. But your newly created kids would rather want Pizza Rolls. Cause they're crispier, Mom! Duh! ๐คฃ
Chicken Nuggets: Type of Mom that leaves a bowl out with a sign that says "take one". Drinking wine, watching Christmas Specials on Lifetime or Hallmark.
Meatballs: Plumps ya up pretty milfy!
Sliders: Bottom Heavy WG/AP
Bacon Jalapeรฑo Poppers: Weight gain & Hot Flashesย
Mozzarella Sticks: Cheesy Pun Mom
Chicken Wings: In the end, you'll claim it's for your kids. But it's for you. You love chicken wings!
Have a safe and fun Halloween, AND, if you are gonna be SLUTTY MR ROGERS this year, AGAIN, DON'T BE ASHAMED IF YOU GET PREGGERS! ๐คฃ
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