Thread Created by Cottagecheese69 - Has anyone else had their youth stolen?
Hey! Something really terrible has happened to me, so I'm starting a thread to raise awareness, I can't be the only person this has happened to.
Someone has stolen my thighs and replaced them with someone else's. I swear, they must have done it in the middle of the night, because I woke up Monday morning and my toned thighs had been removed and replaced with these crude knock offs.
Who would do something like this?? These new thighs have the texture of porridge! They're nothing like my sleek runners legs.
This is a serious crime but the police won't take me seriously at all. Even my SO doesn't believe me. He thinks I'm getting old and should just hit the gym! But I'm not old, I'm only 32! And this happened over night! Aging is gradual, this was a mugging.
Anyone else been a victim of this ?? If we pool our experiences, perhaps we can find out who's to blame.
I'm looking for examples of:
Sudden loss of youthful features
Any information that can lead to the return of my smooth shapely thighs.
Victims only posting please! I don't want any trolls telling us we've just gotten old. This is a real problem!
Oh my god! Thank you so much for posting! I thought it was just me, but someone has stolen by boobs and I have no idea What to do!
Not to brag, but I have a great rack – 32DDs that defy gravity despite their size. Always been a bit with the lads if you know what I mean?
Anyway, couple of weeks ago I caught my reflection in the mirror getting out if the shower and realised they'd been replaced with two saggy lumps! I was mortified. I don't know how they pulled it off, it was a proper hit and run job.
Worst thing? These new ones aren't even wired up properly! My normally sensitive nipples hardly feel anything anymore.
I've put up “missing boobs" posters around the neighbourhood using an old picture but everyone thinks it's a joke. The local teenagers are pulling them down and taking them home! Meanwhile I'm stuck hiding my droopy chest in support bras under baggy jumpers like some middle aged mom!
At least my hubby believes me - he's out in the nightclubs every night talking to “younger" women with boobs that look like mine. I'm sure he'll find them eventually. He's such a star!
Post by niddlyby43 on Oct 21, 2020 21:44:10 GMT -6
Reply from - _NewSaggingPrincess69
It getting crazy now, every pair of panties no longer fit on my bulbous ass. I can see the ridges and bumps of my thighs everywhere. Their pasty and have these weird veins all over now.
That’s not the worst part either: their so loose too? It wouldn’t be bad if it was just bigger, but they feel......droopy too? It’s like my ass flattens in chairs and it’s such a weird sensation. I tried doing a twerk sensation for a workout like usual, but my cheeks kept slapping each other making such loud and odd sounds each time.
Not mention this new lower back pain? Bending and standing is so weird hearing all the pops and cracks. Fitting in my leggings is like hiding loose play dough in a balloon. Looks nice at a distance but once I take them off, droopy hanging flesh plops out 😭. Anyone else have this as a problem?
Post by niddlyby43 on Oct 21, 2020 21:50:04 GMT -6
Reply from - Gummy_Truth007
Anyone have missing teeth? Like just all your teeth plopping out in your breakfast? The other morning I was eating some golden flakes and each bite felt more and more gummy to me. I look down and see almost all my pearly whites floating in the bowl. I barely had one tooth left. Panicked and made a dentist appointment. Had to remove the last one and now I’m waiting for dentures they ordered.
Eating smoothes all the time for now ain’t too bad but my tummy is getting so sensitive now. Everything just makes me gassy and such. Never had that problem before. Damn near crapped my pants just getting out of bed the other night. Can you believe that? A 25 year nearly pooping themselves. Maybe its the new prune pudding I’m eating?
Last Edit: Oct 21, 2020 22:05:21 GMT -6 by niddlyby43
I hadn't considered fly-tipping, but the same thing happened to me! My figure is hidden under this new chub. I thought one of my “friends” must have stolen my metabolism for a hen-do prank, but none of them have owned up to it. Come to think of it, my maid of honour has lost a few pounds recently. Maybe she dumped those pounds on me!!??
Post by niddlyby43 on Oct 22, 2020 10:36:02 GMT -6
Reply by - GymBodyWeak_Lana54
It's getting frustrating right now. All of the workouts I could do weeks ago are so damn impossible now; I'm out of breath from doing a 30 yard dash, while I could once do the dumbbells at 30lbs I can't even lift the 5lbs with effort. Everything feels off and stiff for so long even with stretches. My Lyrica outfit is so droopy on my now too; my biceps are so small and pathetic looking. I can't even make a muscle well, while my thighs look positively frail; sticks with knobs for knees, it's like all my muscle just disappeared over the past few weeks.
On my last workout with my trainer, who she seemed a bit more glowing that day oddly, I was running a super basic circuit and then I lost my footing with the child weight kettle bells. I was heaving and hoeing for so long I felt like was about to pass out. I screamed, weakly.........my voice feels so frail now, "I've fallen and I can't get up......" and she came to my side picking me up with easy. I feel so emaciated and weak, but she felt so strong with her massive biceps in comparison with weak and.....old? arms. I can't be having muscle atrophy; I'm too young. Skin still soft and smooth and everything. I don't know why she brought a cane that day either.......like she knew or something. Anyone else got the muscle strength of a nonagenarian? If so I need a new trainer to get me back to fighting form......or walking form that is.
Last Edit: Oct 22, 2020 10:36:18 GMT -6 by niddlyby43
Ok I like the fact that my tits are bigger, they started to droop hella bad. At first it was so nice to finally get past C cup, they filled out my bras so well. Now their so big, like H Cup; that wouldn’t be bad but they have no volume in them. They just hang pathetically. Also my nipples are so raw and dark, like I’ve had my tits for decades; I’m 22 for god sake!??
Had to finally cave and get a support bra, I mean it helps but the cleavage pools a lot and doesn’t look great. Lost my damn keys in my tits, it took a whole 4 minutes to find them one day. Do you know how sad it is that my tits are lower than my own grandmother. I can’t even fit her bras their so low and empty. My old neighbor seems more energized and even started to go braless.....if I did that they would sag past my tops 😭. Anyone else got some old sagging tits here?
I went for a run this afternoon and realised someone's stolen my ankles! These new ones are all swollen and ache like nobody's business. I only completed half my 5k before I had to limp home. They look horrid too. Help!
My ass has been stolen. I don't know when it happened, but it's gone. I can clearly remember the perfect curve my buns used to have – my ass was amazing. But now it's gone and it it's place is this doughy, shapeless wet-bread of a backside.
I've just come out of a five year relationship, and was looking forward to going out in some dates, but none of my old lingerie fits and you can see cellulite through my skinny jeans.
I bet my ex stole it to give to his new jailbait girlfriend.
Post by niddlyby43 on Oct 30, 2020 15:43:19 GMT -6
Reply from - NewDiaper_Princess?
I’m getting scared. At first I thought it was just a fluke, a little spurt here or there during a run wasn’t so bad. Now it’s a full incontinence; like it’s weird. I nearly shat my pants getting out of the car this morning.....had already pissed my panties. It’s so bad.
Dresses don’t hide my diaper bulge; for some reason my old neighbor said she doesn’t need her pads and Depends anymore. Kind enough to lend them to me. But I feel like an old nursing home patient watching what I eat to make sure I don’t crap my pants like a nanny. It’s like my bowels are ancient or something. Anyone else have the bladder/bowel control of a ninety year old? My date last night didn’t appreciate kissing me as he felt my ass expand from shitting myself. I feel so old man....
Hello? It looks like I got the same thing, but weeks later! I'm 19 and in college, and one day I just woke up and all my skin was sagging and wrinkled! I look like some kind of old woman with dyed hair and implants, for Christ's sake! My stomach has these little rolls of loose skin too, and so does my perk arse, it's just hanging off. Do any of you ladies know if things change back? You've had similar for a few weeks, do things get easier? Mrs Andrews from across the street seems to be looking twenty years younger too...
Just found this thread and I'm totes glad I'm not alone!
... Kids still say totes, right? Lol, I hope I didn't just do a fail!
So, like, I'm suppose to be 21. But I woke up one morning with hot flashes, breasts like my mom, big, wide hips, and like a complete loss of everything my generation.
IT SUCKS, I LOVE MADONNA NOW! MADONNA! I'M ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE INSTACHAT! CHRISTMAS ROMANCE MOVIES ARE MY FAVE! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON EDIBLE COOKIE DOUGH, IT'S HASHTAG AMAZEBALLS!!!
Lol, I don't know who did this to me, but when I find them? No soup for them! Lol, I love Seinfeld now!
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