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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2021 1:14:53 GMT -6
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I woke up one morning without teeth.
NO IDEA HOW.
Took forever for my insurance to get me dentures though. I basically ate mushy baby food for a week!
... I still have to eat pretty soft and mushy foods.
Anyways, I don't know what happened to me. I do know that every time I kiss someone, I get gray in my hair. Every time I flirt with someone, my breasts sag lower and lower.
... And if I... well... if I suck dick? Let's just say I get plenty of wrinkles!
Would love to know if anyone else with my problem knows how it happened. And Sorry if I got to raunchy there... I should probably work on that. A woman my age?!
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Post by niddlyby43 on Jan 7, 2021 10:39:14 GMT -6
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Ok this is getting odd; ever since my neighbor introduced me to these wonderful cigarettes, everything feels off. The other day I noticed my teeth were really yellow; even with brushing excessively. I'm actually kinda worried they might fall out their so bad. Next are my roots; like their so brittle and lackluster. The other day it damn near looked like they are lighter too.
Now, I'm a bit of a chubby girl anyway (pudge in the right place you know) but lately its like.........I don't know......not as "filling." Like for example, I'm usually overflowing my bras sometimes; bad enough for me to get a new top to cover my grade A cleavage. But lately, its like the skin is extra stretching and such. Like.......I'm still around the same weight but they sag badly.......like you let a bit of air out the balloon. Not to mention my nipples are hella darker now too..........
Don't get my started on my thighs, I mean sure I had cellulite before.......but now they feel loose and flabby. I get this uncomfortable pooling sensation when I sit; damn near play dough down there sometimes.........and the frizzy hair didn't just stop with my hair on my head.......my happy trail is now longer and more......stingy......I look like a middle age street walker. Does anyone else have this problem?.....Oh I need to smoke.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2021 10:47:35 GMT -6
Reply from ChainSmoker02Ok this is getting odd; ever since my neighbor introduced me to these wonderful cigarettes, everything feels off. The other day I noticed my teeth were really yellow; even with brushing excessively. I'm actually kinda worried they might fall out their so bad. Next are my roots; like their so brittle and lackluster. The other day it damn near looked like they are lighter too. Now, I'm a bit of a chubby girl anyway (pudge in the right place you know) but lately its like.........I don't know......not as "filling." Like for example, I'm usually overflowing my bras sometimes; bad enough for me to get a new top to cover my grade A cleavage. But lately, its like the skin is extra stretching and such. Like.......I'm still around the same weight but they sag badly.......like you let a bit of air out the balloon. Not to mention my nipples are hella darker now too.......... Don't get my started on my thighs, I mean sure I had cellulite before.......but now they feel loose and flabby. I get this uncomfortable pooling sensation when I sit; damn near play dough down there sometimes.........and the frizzy hair didn't just stop with my hair on my head.......my happy trail is now longer and more......stingy......I look like a middle age street walker. Does anyone else have this problem?.....Oh I need to smoke. Reply- from SallyCheer02 Cigarettes did weird things to me too! I use to be a cheerleader at State, I was sexy, blonde, and young till my friends and I started smoking. It's weird, like over night we all started losing lots of energy. We all got pretty winded pretty fast during practice. Some of us complained about sudden pains in our lower back, necks, knees. I just wasn't as flexible as I use to be! As the weeks went on, we eventually got kicked off the squad. Most of us lost our scholarships and ended up working part time at the cafeteria. It's crazy, I never would've thought I'd end up a fat, chain smoking, middle aged lunch lady so soon!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2021 23:40:52 GMT -6
Reply from- CougarGal123
I'm suppose to be 21, I'm suppose to be an intern at my Dad's company.
Instead, I look a lot like my Stepmom, who recently separated with my Dad, and I act a lot like my stepmom, I use to think she dressed trashy, now, I think she dresses amazing for her age, and I can't stop trying to pick up frat boys at college bars!
And let's just say this Cougar is getting lots of yummy prey!
... I hate this! If anyone's in my boat, please, let me know! I hate being a Mrs Robinson Type!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2021 12:31:36 GMT -6
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I'm suppose to be 18. I'm suppose to be a college freshman, an English Major, a pledge for Kappa Kai Delta! I'm suppose to be 18!
I don't know what happened!!! I just know that I woke up one morning the mother of 4 beautiful little girls and can't think of them as anything other than my adorable, beautiful little girls!
I have a husband, I'm a dental hygienist, I'm the treasurer for my kid's PTA!
I CAN'T EVEN CUSS ANYMORE! I think it's a bad influence on my daughters!
I KNOW ALL THE CARTOONS ON DISNEY JUNIOR! DISNEY JUNIOR!
And I use to know what Keshi was and now i think it's a drug and I'm embarrassed to ask a teenager if I'm right or wrong!
If this happened to anyone else, please, let me know! I'm taking my kids to Disney World next week! DISNEY WORLD!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2021 23:50:06 GMT -6
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I think I have the breasts of a lactating mother because I made fun of one at Sizzler?
I don't really know if it really is cause and effect... but, yeah, I made fun of a mom in her late 30s and now I have her breasts!
... I also have a baby? Not really sure where she came from. Maybe it's the baby that's responsible?
Again, I don't really know. It's weird that my parents think it's my baby... but I just assume that's curse related, right?
I think it's also pretty weird I'm still in high school with a face that makes my home room teacher look young. Damn baby, I love her but I swear every time she cries, the bags under my eyes get deeper and deeper!
And Don't get me started on the stress eating!
I also think it's weird I haven't been kicked off the cheer squad and I think it's weird I dress like a woman twice my age now and I really think it's weird everyone thinks it's normal that I lactate like 24/7!
Does anyone have this problem? Again, two possibilities,I think. Pissed off Mom or Magical Baby.
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Post by keith943 on Jan 16, 2021 0:07:00 GMT -6
There I deleted it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2021 0:17:52 GMT -6
Reply from- MaryMaryQuiteContrary
So, technically I'm 22, but my doctor says, physically, I'm 125!
That makes me the oldest person in well recorded history! I beat some old French lady in the '90s! Sort of!
I can barely see a thing without my glasses, I can barely hear a thing without my hearing aid, thanks to my dentures, there's very few things I can eat that my stomach didn't already made clear I can't! Oh, and my step brother, a registered nurse, bathes me now and is pretty much my legal guardian!
I thought 100 was old, and I was right, but 125?! I sleep with tubes up my nose!
Who ever did this, you suck, I can't believe how important prunes are now!
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Post by cyberbady on Jan 16, 2021 8:56:21 GMT -6
Reply from- MaryMaryQuiteContrary So, technically I'm 22, but my doctor says, physically, I'm 125! That makes me the oldest person in well recorded history! I beat some old French lady in the '90s! Sort of! I can barely see a thing without my glasses, I can barely hear a thing without my hearing aid, thanks to my dentures, there's very few things I can eat that my stomach didn't already made clear I can't! Oh, and my step brother, a registered nurse, bathes me now and is pretty much my legal guardian! I thought 100 was old, and I was right, but 125?! I sleep with tubes up my nose! Who ever did this, you suck, I can't believe how important prunes are now! she has taken the phrase ¨you are what you eat¨ quite literally
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2021 23:31:28 GMT -6
Reply From- WizMS97
This only seems to happens when I go to work. I age like 20 years every single time I enter the assisted living facility where I work as a nurse!
It's magic or something, I don't know, but I go through the door 24 years old and enter the lobby a woman no younger than 45!!!
And I'm thicc, let me tell you! Big, wide hips, a pretty puffy muffin topped, and a butt you can place a tray on! Damn metabolism, it had to take after my mom!
And don't my get me started on my hair! It's so frizzy and grey and I just hate it!
At least I'm still pretty young compared to the residents, I guess, but I hate how I like the old men's attention. I doubt Guys my actual age wouldn't think I'm worth a whistle in my 40s.. still... I'm worried my curse might stick eventually or it'll mess with my head or I'll get older!
If anyone has this problem, please, let me know!
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Post by keith943 on Jan 17, 2021 8:26:51 GMT -6
The complaining causes a gradually older age until the nurse is retired herself and a couple decades older than the 125 year old.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2021 10:32:21 GMT -6
Reply From - BigBob96
This didn't happen to me, it happened to my girlfriend.
She use to be a YouTube Blogger. A popular one at that. She use to do makeup tutorials that often hit 100K within a period of 48 hours.
Anyways, my girlfriend use to kinda be... well... agist. She'd love making middle aged women jokes about wrinkles and double chins and laugh lines and crow's feet, age tags, age spots, greys, etcetera, etcetera.
... Well, now she has all the flaws she'd mock constantly. Worst part? She can barely use her phone these days. The only social media she uses is Facebook... and I'm thinking about getting her off it. If it's not the wine related memes or pics of relatives kids, I just... I didn't think I'd have a middle aged girlfriend so soon. It's harder than I thought it'd be!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2021 15:39:04 GMT -6
Reply From- SadDad72
Yeah, so my daughter has a similar problem.
I'm not 100% on this... but I'm pretty sure my Mother is a witch.
We always joked about it growing up... but yeah, long story short, my daughter made fun of her grandma and ended up transformed into a little old lady within a period of 7 days.
She's older than my mother now. Small and frail, hunched back, white, brittle hair with one of those Snow White Evil Stepmom hooked noses.
We had to put her into an old folk's home not too long ago. Health reasons. Her memory is pretty shot too. I pretend I'm her son which is just... well... really weird.
Tried asking my Mom about it, she denies any involvement... even though it's super obvious she's the culprit.
Anyways, if anyone knows how to break a hex, would love to know. I don't think my daughter deserved this kind of punishment. She can't even cut up her own pancakes!
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Post by niddlyby43 on Jan 18, 2021 8:52:25 GMT -6
Reply from - DistressedWife34
It’s been getting worse for a while now with her; it’s was cool that she was getting thicc and all.....made those lingerie outfits look fucking delicious. But it’s getting difficult for my wife to move.
Wake up one morning to her hair a mix of gray and white, she had lost a lot of tone and muscle through the week, shedding pounds eerily fast. Those delicious panties were now being help up with wrinkly dimpled bony thighs. She tried to twerk that same afternoon and pissed on the floor.
It was bit embarrassing, but we managed that day; even her teeth seemed to be rotting away. Couldn’t have steak that night because she couldn’t chew the damn thing. Worst yet, she was struggling to breath and we had to borrow some O2 from our oddly healthy looking neighbor. Her hairs white now and falling out terribly, we can’t fuck because she can’t bend or even if we could....she might absently piss on me.....
Anyone got a similar issue? Because having to clean old pancake booty cheeks is getting a bit distressing. Depends ain’t cheap either. Anybody?
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Post by ark on Jan 20, 2021 9:35:03 GMT -6
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So, after ten months working from home in sweatpants, I've just been trying on my work outfits, and nothing fits right anymore. My jeans won't buckle, and even my loose blouses and dresses make it look like I've got a tummy pooch. My stomach is so soft!
It's like I've gained weight or something, but that can't be right, I've always been naturally slim and I'm only 29!
I suspect shenaigans. Help!
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