Gosh, I cannot believe it's been a month since I was auntified!
I use to be a 21 year old party girl, till one morning, after a fun night with a cute guy I met at the club, I woke up in a strange bed, the sounds of middle aged man, bald and fat, snoring like a grizzly bear, my body stiff and groggy, 30 years older, 70 pounds heavier, with a the biggest beehive I've ever seen on a woman!
And don't get me started on my bingo wings!
Speaking of bingo, I LOVE IT NOW. IT'S SO DARN FUN! Best part of my week! Bingo and wine with the gals!
Anyways, I'm a married woman now, with 3 beautiful nephews and 6 beautiful nieces with cheeks I just looooove to pinch!
Post by niddlyby43 on Feb 27, 2021 22:47:01 GMT -6
Reply from - _TooManyKids34
I don’t like this at all; the school project was taking care of a stupid pretend baby. Easy grade, nothing special. Since they gave it to me, my tits have like gotten so big (for reference, I was a 34B and now a fucking DDD). That would be awesome sauce, but they are so veiny and deflated looking. So much....stretched skin.
On top of that, I have bags and shit? Like I haven’t slept for weeks or somethin. And sure, I had a bit of a tummy before, but I’ve got a straight fupa; like it severely hangs over my bikini line. But just like my tits, it’s deflated too??? Like you added 10 years to my frame and a few kids in the mix!??
Stuffing my flabby belly sucks ass man, had to use my moms panties for the last few days. They fit my body real well, though my boobs still overflow my bra regardless. I didn’t think it was so bad, until I jumped and dislodged one of my girls........it just hung there empty and pathetic. Like letting the air out of a tire.
And don’t get me going on my thighs. Their as bad as my tits; just flabby and hangyish. Lots of veins, though at least no one can see those. Not to mention I just feel....tired. Like all the time?
Does anyone have advice on nursing bras? I’ve ruined 4 shirts so far and being able to make out my obscene areolas is not something I want. Anyone dealing with some....looseness down there too? I could a fist down there it feels like......anybody?
The Following is speech turned into text from a 110 year old woman known in my community as Nana Mable.
She's basically blind, hard of hearing, has arthritis in her hands, and knees, and is considered the face of my neighborhood.
This is her story, hope it fits in here:
My life as I know it started in 1929. When a time traveling scamp brought me there on a date.
I was 18, 2019 was my time, I didn't think time travel was real, I thought he was just trying to score with a pretty lady. He was and he did. Unfortunately, after he had his fun, that scumbag left me high in dry 90 years in the past!
It took time to adjust, but I did, opened up a flower shop, met a nice young man named Burt, had 5 beautiful daughters, grew old and loved in a neighborhood I made my home, became a grandma, a great grandma, a great great grandma.
If I could see that time traveler again, I'd do two things:
1) Kick 'em in the crotch! It took me 90 years to finally watch Detective Pikachu!
2) Make 'em my famous bacon Mac n Cheese!
I'm happy with the life I lived. He can eat my adult diaper!
Hey guys! Reminder that this is a support group for women who've had their youth stolen. Criteria for posting are:
Sudden loss of youthful features Unexplained circumstances Any information that can lead to the return of my smooth shapely thighs. Victims only posting please!
It's great/terrible to know I'm not the only one in this awful situation. My thighs are still no better by the way, and worse still, my ass has fallen now too! A week or so after my thighs dimpled, I woke up one morning and boom, my pert buns had collapsed like a poorly made soufflé.
Whatever this is, it's spreading. I'm terrified I'll wake up one morning and just, you know, be a middle aged woman. I can't let that happen.
Does anyone have any suggestions for how to undo this? I need my young legs back!
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
Feb 2, 2021 0:55:05 GMT -6
MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
Feb 3, 2021 12:49:27 GMT -6
JackpotMans: If you are a part of round 2 of the AP Tournament, please check your messages! I would prefer to talk over discord if you use it, but I don't mind conversing here.
Feb 4, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -6
unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
Feb 11, 2021 15:01:41 GMT -6
JackpotMans: AP Tournament has been updated! Check out the updates!
Feb 19, 2021 18:01:22 GMT -6
MeanMark: Just started an intractables thread -- join the FaceApp fun!
Feb 23, 2021 10:38:17 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Voting for round 2 will close tomorrow!
Feb 23, 2021 11:37:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
Mar 19, 2021 7:32:01 GMT -6
MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6
kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
Apr 19, 2021 10:05:11 GMT -6
kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
May 7, 2021 13:55:29 GMT -6
kappa: R.I.P Paul Mooney ❤️
May 19, 2021 21:41:16 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 2 of Modok had an interesting AP scene in the end ❤️
May 26, 2021 10:09:28 GMT -6
kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:26 GMT -6
kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:42 GMT -6