👵🏽Because you didn't bother to read that the canned cranberry sauce was expired!
👵🏽One thing! You had one thing to do this thanksgiving and you blew it!
👵🏽A child could've done this. A monkey could've done this. And talked less doing it too! God, do you EVER shut up?! You're stupider and louder than a baby chimp!
👨🏻🦱You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
👵🏽Randy, I'm your wife.
👵🏽And that was the hottest thing you've ever said!
👵🏽... Get in the bedroom, Randy! *pointing her jiggly bingo wings towards the door*
🧓🏼Everyone has been complaining about you this week.
🧓🏼You've harassed all the male employees.
🧓🏼You've aged several female employees by 20, 30, 40, and even as high as 60 years, Moss.
🧓🏼And over a sandwich?
🧑🏻💼Not just any sandwich, Sir.
🧑🏻💼You see, every Thanksgiving, my sister makes the perfect leftover sandwich. It's two slices of toasted garlic bread sandwiching Turkey, ham, cranberries, stuffing, and bacon she smothered in gravy.
🧓🏼... Moss, what you've done because of a sandwich, a sandwich, Moss, doesn't justify aging all our female staff.
🧓🏼Also, I'm pretty sure the janitor threw it away.
🧓🏼If you read my emails, you would've known we had to clean up the staff room fridge. No one was suppose to use it.
🧓🏼You're fired and I hate you.
🧓🏼Also, you're objectively one of the worst two people in your friend group.
🧓🏼You're suppose to be the "mature" and "smart" family guy character, but you suck.
🧑🏻💼Now you're being unnecessary.
🧓🏼 So is your character.
🧓🏼Now, send in Janice, the girl you turned into a 90 year old, WE HAVE TO GIVE HER A GOLDEN HANDSHAKE BECAUSE OF WHAT A TOOL YOU ARE.
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
Feb 2, 2021 0:55:05 GMT -6
MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
Feb 3, 2021 12:49:27 GMT -6
JackpotMans: If you are a part of round 2 of the AP Tournament, please check your messages! I would prefer to talk over discord if you use it, but I don't mind conversing here.
Feb 4, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -6
unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
Feb 11, 2021 15:01:41 GMT -6
JackpotMans: AP Tournament has been updated! Check out the updates!
Feb 19, 2021 18:01:22 GMT -6
MeanMark: Just started an intractables thread -- join the FaceApp fun!
Feb 23, 2021 10:38:17 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Voting for round 2 will close tomorrow!
Feb 23, 2021 11:37:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
Mar 19, 2021 7:32:01 GMT -6
MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6
kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
Apr 19, 2021 10:05:11 GMT -6
kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
May 7, 2021 13:55:29 GMT -6
kappa: R.I.P Paul Mooney ❤️
May 19, 2021 21:41:16 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 2 of Modok had an interesting AP scene in the end ❤️
May 26, 2021 10:09:28 GMT -6
kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:26 GMT -6
kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:42 GMT -6