👵🏽Because you didn't bother to read that the canned cranberry sauce was expired!
👵🏽One thing! You had one thing to do this thanksgiving and you blew it!
👵🏽A child could've done this. A monkey could've done this. And talked less doing it too! God, do you EVER shut up?! You're stupider and louder than a baby chimp!
👨🏻🦱You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
👵🏽Randy, I'm your wife.
👵🏽And that was the hottest thing you've ever said!
👵🏽... Get in the bedroom, Randy! *pointing her jiggly bingo wings towards the door*
🧓🏼Everyone has been complaining about you this week.
🧓🏼You've harassed all the male employees.
🧓🏼You've aged several female employees by 20, 30, 40, and even as high as 60 years, Moss.
🧓🏼And over a sandwich?
🧑🏻💼Not just any sandwich, Sir.
🧑🏻💼You see, every Thanksgiving, my sister makes the perfect leftover sandwich. It's two slices of toasted garlic bread sandwiching Turkey, ham, cranberries, stuffing, and bacon she smothered in gravy.
🧓🏼... Moss, what you've done because of a sandwich, a sandwich, Moss, doesn't justify aging all our female staff.
🧓🏼Also, I'm pretty sure the janitor threw it away.
🧓🏼If you read my emails, you would've known we had to clean up the staff room fridge. No one was suppose to use it.
🧓🏼You're fired and I hate you.
🧓🏼Also, you're objectively one of the worst two people in your friend group.
🧓🏼You're suppose to be the "mature" and "smart" family guy character, but you suck.
🧑🏻💼Now you're being unnecessary.
🧓🏼 So is your character.
🧓🏼Now, send in Janice, the girl you turned into a 90 year old, WE HAVE TO GIVE HER A GOLDEN HANDSHAKE BECAUSE OF WHAT A TOOL YOU ARE.
kappa: *Mario dashes like a madman*
Jan 26, 2021 16:41:16 GMT -6
JackpotMans: All spots have been filled, thank you to those that are participating!
Jan 26, 2021 18:21:49 GMT -6
JackpotMans: FIRST ROUND OF VOTING IS LIVE!
Jan 29, 2021 18:39:44 GMT -6
JackpotMans: VOTING ENDS TOMORROW!
Jan 31, 2021 17:59:37 GMT -6
JackpotMans: VOTING ENDS TODAY AT MIDNIGHT CST!
Feb 1, 2021 8:54:32 GMT -6
rayc5678: Haven't really been active on here lately, health issues and what not. I did do a post in my thread in the Writing Prompts folder.
Feb 1, 2021 18:57:34 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
Feb 2, 2021 0:55:05 GMT -6
MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
Feb 3, 2021 12:49:27 GMT -6
JackpotMans: If you are a part of round 2 of the AP Tournament, please check your messages! I would prefer to talk over discord if you use it, but I don't mind conversing here.
Feb 4, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -6
unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
Feb 11, 2021 15:01:41 GMT -6
JackpotMans: AP Tournament has been updated! Check out the updates!
Feb 19, 2021 18:01:22 GMT -6
MeanMark: Just started an intractables thread -- join the FaceApp fun!
Feb 23, 2021 10:38:17 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Voting for round 2 will close tomorrow!
Feb 23, 2021 11:37:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
Mar 19, 2021 7:32:01 GMT -6
MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6