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Post by chronoeclipse on Apr 1, 2019 12:12:46 GMT -6
Kappa had suggested the idea of coming up with an AP Questionaire to either use in future stories or just for fun.
I played around with some questions by asking them to a Camgirl and these were the ones I found to be the most fun:
1) Cane or Walker
2) Yellow teeth or Dentures
3) Which will sag more: Breasts or Ass
4) Who would you rather seduce - your granddaughters boyfriend or the orderly that gives you your sponge baths
5) Diaper or no diaper
6) Arthritis in fingers or toes
7) Hearing aid or thick bifocals
Post any questions you come up with. I think ideally a 20-question questionaire would be great.
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Post by anonguy on Apr 1, 2019 13:09:58 GMT -6
1) Cane
5) No
6) Toes
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Post by tej2506 on Apr 1, 2019 14:27:07 GMT -6
1. Walker, cane isn't enough support for these old bones. 2. Mostly yellowing, I'm lucky for my age. 3. Breasts, they used to be huge when they were young, not these deflated sacks. 4. Oh...that orderly does look rather lovely. 5. No diaper, I'm not quite that bad yet. 6. Mostly in fingers, but also everywhere. 7. Strong hearing aids.
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Post by tej2506 on Apr 15, 2019 2:28:50 GMT -6
Got a little bit bored over the weekend, decided to just quickly write up some answers for the MILF questionnaire.
I always just drifted my way through life with average grades, spending most of my time alone in my room, just watching anime and playing games. One Thurday night, I was just sat in my room, browsing the internet when I heard a quiet “Ding!” coming from one of my tabs, a new email. My tired eyes flicker over, and I click on it. “Probably just some bloody clickbait.” I think to myself, reading the title. “Milf Questionnaire, huh?” I say, chuckling to myself as I read through. “Well, not much better to do, I’ll give it a reply.” I reason, slightly intrigued.
1) Were you a teen mom or a mommy in her thirties?
“Well, I’m far from the popular type, so I guess I’d be a mom later in life?” I type. As I do, I gain the paradoxical memories of having two teen children, despite only being in my early twenties physically, I now have the personality that I would have naturally had if I were to be born twenty years earlier, losing a lot of my social awkwardness and love of the internet.
2) Are you overprotective or distant with your kids?
“Well, I guess I’m more distant with them? Not too distant though, I just allow them to do their own thing.” As I type this, I gain memories of being quite a “hands-off” parent, raising two independent children.
3) Did you lose the baby fat?
“I...never really did, I’ll be honest.” I type, feeling slightly ashamed. As I do, I go from being fairly skinny to having a little bit of chub to me, but still staying fairly curvy.
4) Are you going through menopause?
“What!? Very personal question!” I complain aloud to myself with a shake of my head, before typing my answer in. “No, I’m only 47, bit too young.” Not much changes.
5) Do you dye the greys?
“No, I’ve only got a few streaks, and besides, I prefer the natural look. Too much bother to dye it.” As I write this answer in, my hair tingles slightly as a few streaks are traced down, most prominent around my temples, and my haircut becomes a bit more “classic”.
6) Crows feet?
“Definitely some, you don’t get to my age without a few.” I remark, as my face begins to sting slightly, a fine web of wrinkles appearing across it, concentrated around my eyes and mouth.
7) You sporting a muffin top?
“Well...I suppose I do. I like to enjoy life.” I type, as I do, my stomach bulges over my now very tight jeans as my thighs thicken in tandem, stretching out my clothes.
8) You a soccer mom?
“My son Matt does play, and I always make sure to come, so you could call me that.” As I finish writing, the apartment is replaced with a full house, with some photos of successful games on the walls.
9) A PTA Mom?
“No, not at all. Not my scene” Not much changes when I say this.
10) Do you prowl bars like a cougar?
“Of course not! I’ve been happily married for nearly 20 years!” I write, as I take on a more “conservative” attitude to life, with distinct memories of my husband Nick appearing in my head.
11) How do you dress?
“Pretty normally I suppose? Mainly dresses or formal office wear.” As this is typed, my clothes shift from the tight jeans and a top to a looser knee length dress, and the décor in the house becomes quite bland and middle class.
12) Wine?
“Only some, I don’t like to indulge too much.” I conclude, a bottle of wine appearing in the fridge.
Having finished the questionnaire, I get up, my chubby body jiggling slightly. “Now, where’s that wine?” I say to myself, going down to the kitchen.
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Post by tej2506 on Apr 15, 2019 11:09:00 GMT -6
Thanks! Been working on doing a bit more writing, seeing as I'm on holiday. Those sound like some great ideas!
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Post by animeagony on Oct 20, 2020 18:27:20 GMT -6
What is this even about? Because I am in to it..
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Post by animeagony on Oct 20, 2020 18:29:34 GMT -6
I’ll just take a guess by using the goth granny for the questions I feel like answering...
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niddlyby43
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Age before beauty.
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Post by niddlyby43 on Oct 21, 2020 6:39:58 GMT -6
Assisted Living Questionaire
1.) Wheelchair, walker, or cane? “Just need a cane for these old bones, though they ache so badly....”
2.) Knitting, puzzles, or crossword puzzles? “Knitting: at least when my arthritis is not acting up. Damn near knitted my nipples one time 🤣”
3.) Palsy? “Shakes here or there. Wonderful for foreplay though 😉.”
4.) Cheap Perfume or pungent body odor? “More of a combo of both; the male CNAs don’t mind it seems.”
5.) False Teeth or yellowed? “False but they fit so terribly; hard eating pudding when your teeth land on the plate so loudly....”
6.) Hearing aid? “What? An aid? I haven’t messed myself yet so no.”
7.) Loose, Flappy Farts or bad breath? “Milk can really do this ancient bowel bad sometimes, so loud I clap my cheeks without standing 😂.
8.) Dementia? “Sharp as a tact.....well most of the time. Thought I was dancing nude for my boy toy when it was just my nieces boyfriend. Think he loved the hanging ladies though 🤔.”
9.) Do you need assistance bathing? “Oh deary yes. I can’t properly clean myself. Too stiff from age it seems. That CNA knows his way around a sponge bath.......sorry what was the question?”
10.) Diapers? “Hate the fact I need them at all but lifting my grand baby a few years ago and as I hit the apex I hear the little guy toot. And as I sit him down her feel something out my old ass.......I had shit myself right there. Baby did laugh though....
74 year old grandma answering; prior dancer as it were.
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niddlyby43
Elder Member
Age before beauty.
Posts: 635
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Post by niddlyby43 on Oct 21, 2020 6:57:45 GMT -6
Milf Questionnaire
1.) Were you a teen mom or a mommy in her thirties? “Thirsties mom; I was so petite before the first kid, got some major milkers afterward. Though they hanged horribly. No bras fit man. Second and third gave me the mom “pooch” and a wide ass. “Mom you got a big butt you know?..” Kids man.....”
2.) Are you overprotective or distant with your kids? “More of the middle, let do some for themselves but I try to make sure their ok.
3.) Did you lose the baby fat? “Oh most of it stayed; can’t fit some jeans because of it. Also.....developed a lot of cellulite too? Jiggles even in tight jeans. Not to mention the girls; I understand why ma had support bras. They slap me so bad when I take them off. It’s crazy!.”
4.) Are you going through menopause? “I thought being 48 would mean I’m too young but dammit I had my first hot flash with my husband as I rode him. Best cum I’ve ever had. Though. I peed the bed a little.”
5.) Do you dye the greys? “I try to maintain my hair but it’s becoming frizzy and unmanageable. It looks nice but it’s lost it’s sheen of my thirties......”
6.) Crows feet? “Not with my makeup! Old lady I will not be. Though it’s getting harder to hide. Almost wrinkles you know.....don’t want to look like a street walker.”
7.) You sporting a muffin top? “I’m more in the camp of funhandles, as he grabs me from....sorry a bit explicit. It was just so hard to lose the baby weight; and even when I did, I looked like a deflated balloon. Pooch became a pouch and don’t get started on my ass at the time: it was fleshy and loose, like it giggled just from me moving.”
8.) You a soccer mom? “Sports mom guilty; I will say they build these young couches.....well. Got hot and bothered at a local game. Ruined a pair panties that day....ok more than a pair.”
9.) A PTA Mom? “When I need to be.....always hated principals offices; tried to make sure they were taught well before hand you know?”
10.) Do you prowl bars like a cougar? “Married unfortunately, though I can’t shake the feeling he’s....doing something. Wouldn’t mind a couple of wild nights though.....maybe a two at a time or.....just one....or.....I’m sorry got lost in thought.”
11.) How do you dress? “Usually a top and some pants, though I feel like I’ll explode out of them sometimes. Jiggling all over the place......getting.....bothered some....”
12.) Wine? “Just a vape pen for now. Alcohol isn’t my thing. Rum however: yes.”
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Post by animeagony on Oct 21, 2020 11:37:12 GMT -6
I’ll just take a guess by using the goth granny for the questions I feel like answering... I really, really, really like goths, animeagony and hope you're playing with that. Here's a prompt I doodled up solely for inspiration. Because Kappa genuinely gets what you're all about on that 😘 1) Do you have tattoos? 1A) If yes to question 1, are they visible? 1B) If yes to question 1, when did you get them? 1C) If yes to question 1, do you still get tattoos?! 2) Do you have visible piercings? 2A) Do you have non-visible piercings? 3)What kind of house do you live in? 4) Do you write poetry? 4A) If yes to question 4, what kind of poetry? 4B) If yes to question 4, do you like doing "private" readings? 5) Is your hair dyed? 6) Do you have cats? 7) Do you speak French? *** Couldn't think of a snake related question. If I remember correctly, that's something you're into visually. I am too, just can't think of a question that fits organically with snakes 🤣 1) Do you have tattoos? “I will eventually” 1A) If yes to question 1, are they visible? 1B) If yes to question 1, when did you get them? 1C) If yes to question 1, do you still get tattoos?! 2) Do you have visible piercings? “No..” 2A) Do you have non-visible piercings? “Yes, on my impossibly saggy breasts,” she poked her right breast, its areolas an ash grey., the piercings were black as tar.. 3)What kind of house do you live in? “It’s hard to explain...” 4) Do you write poetry? “No.” 4A) If yes to question 4, what kind of poetry? 4B) If yes to question 4, do you like doing "private" readings? 5) Is your hair dyed? “No..” 6) Do you have cats? “I would, but they would kill my Mamba...” 7) Do you speak French? “No...” End of part one of Maria’s Q&A
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Post by animeagony on Oct 21, 2020 11:57:07 GMT -6
Maria q&a 2; electric boogaloo!
1) Cane or Walker “As you can see, neither” Maris would gesture to her boney and deflated legs, too weak to enable her to stand at all.
2) Yellow teeth or Dentures “Dentures..” The fell out, as if on queue... 3) Which will sag more: Breasts or Butt “It’s close, both are impossibly saggy, but in the end, breasts..”
4) Who would you rather seduce - your granddaughters boyfriend or the orderly that gives you your sponge baths “Both~.”
5) Diaper or no diaper “At my age, beyond super centenarian, you wet yourself by doing just about anything, mostly breathing a little too slowly...” She pokes her thicccccccccc depend with a boney finger, urine dropped out of the diaper slowly, like water from the stalactites of a cave...
6) Arthritis in fingers or toes “The proper question is what /ISN’T/ arthritic?”
7) Hearing aid or thick bifocals
“Hearing aids..” Her 12 foot Black Mamba would be rubbing her left ear with its snout. —————————————————————————————————— Questions that have not been answered:
2) knitting, puzzles, or crossword puzzles? “Neither, I much prefer playing with Silver here..” Maria stroked her Black Mamba as if it were a cat.
3) Palsy? “Yes..”
4) Cheap Perfume or pungent body odor? “The entire nursing home smells like decaying Pheasant once a weak, what do you /think/ I smell like?”
7) Loose, Flappy Farts or bad breath? “Being over 170 years old, age does a lot to your organs.. My farts are like any other ancient granny..”
8) Dementia? “...” She pauses before saying “Well yes, but actually no...”
9) Do you need assistance bathing? “But of course...”
Booping the snake on its elegant snout, she stated, “Got any more questions, feel free to ask!” ——————————————————————————————————
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Post by animeagony on Oct 21, 2020 12:05:52 GMT -6
Ty
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Post by animeagony on Oct 21, 2020 12:06:10 GMT -6
Also, I saw Denny’s and thought “Failboat”
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Post by animeagony on Oct 22, 2020 8:55:14 GMT -6
Pls ask Maria questions
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Post by animeagony on Oct 23, 2020 10:29:53 GMT -6
I was hoping for questions about her snake itself, but okay...
1) Who is your favorite band ? “I really don’t have a favorite band...”
2) Do you have grandchildren? She shrugged, “I have no idea.. almost everyone is too scared to visit because I own one of the most dangerous snakes on the planet.”
3) The Most goth thing you've ever done? “What defines something as goth?”
4) Why are you into snakes? “Well, Ever since I saw my first snake, a San Francisco Garter Snake, I fell in love with their beauty, I then dedicated my life to studying snakes as a herpetologist.. If you are asking how I got into venomous snakes, It all started recently, when I first met Silver as a little hatchling in Africa..I studied him, he was very inquisitive. I could tell at that moment it was the start of our bond... I then retired from herpetology, but didn’t want to leave Silver behind, so specimen became pet... How the law allowed me to keep a Black Mamba, I’ll never know..“
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