Alana: *To Molly* "What's up? Is something wrong?"
Molly: *Thinks for a minute* "No, we're all good!"
Cut to: Molly in the confessional room.
Molly: "I'm going to go with the flow for now until I get a better sense of whats going on... I'm thinking either it's an elaborate practical joke or Myrtle and I traveled back in time to - yesterday! We're going to be one step ahead of everyone else all day long! How can we use this to our advantage...?"
Cut to: Haley in the confessional room.
Haley: "I'm psyched that this appears to be a consume challenge! I'm all about dressing up.... awww Cammy is going to be so bummed that i'm cosplaying without her!" *To the camera* "Don't worry pumpkin, you and Mommy can dress up in whatever costume they have me put on when I get home!" *Pauses to consider what she just promised, cringes* "Errr as long as it's kid-friendly!"
Cut to: Brooklyn in the confessional room.
Brooklyn: "Sooooo first impressions gathered with all my fellow cast members? Why am I the only young person on this show? Like some of these women have kids! And now they're going to make these MILFs like prance around in crazy outfits? Ooo! Maybe the twist is that i'm support to give these Millennial fashion tips? Like get them all cool and stylish in the remaining years they have left before they're boring and middle-aged?" *Claps excitedly*
Cut to: Alana in the confessional room.
Alana: I just hope they got all of our measurements right!
Cut to: The group in the living room holding their boxes.
Jack: Okay Molly you get to go first!
Molly looks around skeptically and opens her box and sees that it's exactly what she expected it to be.
Molly: *Sounding unenthused and unsurprised* "Oh wow... it's a cat onsie...."
She holds it up to show the group.
Jennifer: "You don't sound excited. I thought you were Little Miss Animal-Lova'."
Molly: *Lying poorly* "No i'm really suprised and I like it a lot... i'm just not a fan of cats. They're natures sociopaths. Isn't that right Myrtle?"
The tortoise yawns.
Brooklyn: "She's probably not thrilled at having to wear kiddie pajamas when she's a grown-ass-woman."
Molly: "Oh no that's cool. I wear stuff like this all the time! Onsies are super comfs!"
Cut to: Molly in her onsie in the confessional room sitting looking at Myrtle.
Molly: "I was at least hoping to a tortoise outfit so that we could be matchy-matchy... ooo maybe I can get you a little cheetah costume!"
Cut to: The rest of the group in the living room.
Jack: "Alana, you're up!"
Alana: "Okay let's see what stupid animal I have to be..."
Alana opens her box and looks in pleasantly surprised. She pulls out a pink sports bra and bright green spandex shorts as well as a pair of socks and sneakers.
Alana: "Wow this is the type of thing i'd normally wear when I work out..."
Katelyn: "For real? It's just normal clothes? I thought they were gonna make us all wear crazy shit like whore-house pasties or that meat dress that Lady Gaga wore or somethin'."
Alana: "No it's just a normal jogger outfit... I mean, the colors are a little 'loud' and i'm going to need to check that it fits me but... yeah!"
cut to: Alana in the confessional room dressed in the sports bra and shorts, they are squeezing into her a bit creating rolls of skin along her back, sides and thighs where her chubby flesh fails to be contained by the stretchy clothing. Alana does some poses causing her exposed flesh to ripple.
Alana: *Laughs* "Well it's a little snug, the tightness of the top actually contains the girls a bit but i'm a little worried about a wardrobe malfunction. My legs feel a little like sausages but..."
She lifts her leg up onto the chair to show off her legs and the stretch marks and cellulite.
Alana: "I'm workin' it!"
Cut to: The rest of the group with their boxes. Molly is back in her cat onsie.
Jack: "Gabby, your turn."
Gabby: "Great! The suspense was killing me!"
Cut to: Gabby in her normal clothes doing an impression of Brad Pitt from the movie Se7en.
Gabby: "What's in the box!? WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!
"
Cut to: The group back in the living room.
Molly: "It's a pair of white overalls."
Gabby opens the box and is surprised to see that Molly is right. She looks over in amazement at Molly and pulls them out of the box.
Gabby: "How did you know that?'
Molly looks away sheepishly and shrugs.
Katelyn: "I got a couple pairs of those in blue. I love 'em."
Brooklyn: *Shaking her head in dismay* "I have so much work ahead of me...."
Gabby: "And we can only wear what's in the box?"
Jack: "Correct."
Cut to: Gabby standing in the confessional room barefoot in nothing but the overalls, nothing underneath. Gabby tugs at the straps with her thumbs looking down at her naked body beneath.
Gabby: "This is like the kind of maternity-wear stuff I was rocking a year ago... but at the time I was at least allowed to wear underwear."
She turns to her side revealing her entire torso is exposed, the soft smooth, caramel toned skin of her waist and her tear-drop shaped boobs are visible through the gap in the overalls.
Gabby: "That's gonna be fun...."
Cut to: The living room where four girls remain holding boxes and Molly in her onsie and Alana in her jogging outfit watch them.
Jack: "Kaitlyn you're up!"
Kaitlyn: "I thought you'd never ask!"
She opens her box and pulls out a pair of leather women's cowboy boots. She immediately kicks of her sandals and slips her blue painted toes into into these new boots. She stands up to show them off. They appear to fit well, coming most of the way up her toned calves.
Kaitlyn: "Hot damn these are purdy! I don't think i'm gonna need to even break these puppies in!"
Brooklyn: "Okay, boots aren't bad... they are a little old west for my taste but as long as you have the right top and bottom to go with them... maybe good for a night of dancing in a barn?"
Kailtyn: "Well ah got my top and bottom right here!"
She reaches down and pulls out a pair of daisy dukes and a Texas flag bandanna. Brooklyn cringes and rubs her temples like she's getting a headache.
Kaitlyn: "Check out these skimpy jeans!"
Jennifer: "You don't even get a shirt? They just have you prancin' around in your shorties with your boobs hangin' out."
Kaitlyn: "I don't know about you girlfriend but my tits don't hang, they float. And I've got my top right here." *She waves the bandanna*
Alana: "I think that's for your back pocket..."
Jennifer: "Or your hair..."
Katelyn: "Shush. Let me show you a little trick..."
Katelyn peels off her shirt and unclasps her bra. A censor bar pops up over her chest as she takes the bandanna and unfolds it all the way and then does a quick series of folds and wraps the cloth around her chest. It doesn't slip around as easily as it had the day before and she struggles to tie it in the back.
Katelyn: "Errr this is a lot harder than I remember it being."
Molly: "Me too!"
Katelyn: "I guess i'm a little bustier than I was back in college... would one of you ladies give me a hand?"
Haley: "Sure, what do you need me to do?"
Katelyn: "Just hold that back there and let me try to scrounge up some more real estate..."
Haley pinches the bandanna in back of Katelyn while the 32-year-old Texan unfolded the bandanna a bit and tore it a little at the seams until there was enough to tie together into a knot. The fabric was stretched to the limit and her breasts looked like they would burst out from it any minute.
Katelyn: "Ta-da!"
Cut to: Katelyn in the confessional room dressed in her daisy-dukes and trying to tug the top down as it was riding up and showing a lot of her underboob.
Katelyn: "Gaw-ly! I didn't realize how big the girls had gotten. I was a member of the itty-bitty-titty committee back in high school! Sweet Jesus i'm gonna have fun at my 15-year reunion!"
Cut to: The rest of the girls in the living room.
Jack: "Okay Haley, you're up next!"
Haley opens her box and looking intrigued as she pulls out a variety of items such as a gold choker, a baseball jacket, gloves, sequinned hot pants, torn fishnets and a t-shirt that says 'Daddy's Little Monster'.
Jennifer: "Daddy's Little Monster', heh I should get one of those for my kids!"
Haley: "Cooool, Harley Quinn right?"
Cut to: Haley dressed in the costume sitting in the confessional room. She has some basic make-up on.
Haley: "I haven't seen the movies, Cammy's too little for them. We tried to watch the cartoon together one time and that was... a mistake. I did enjoy her on the old batman cartoon when I was growing up but that costume was totally different. Maybe we can be matching Harlequins together when Mommy gets home, instead of matching Harley Quinns... I just don't think she sets a great example for 8-year-old girls..."
Cut to: Haley coming out to show off the costume to the group.
Kaitlyn: "Holy- you look just like her in the movie!"
Haley: "Thanks, I haven't done a cosplay like this in a while, my daughter usually picks out of characters so i'm usually like Elsa from Frozen..."
Jennifer: "Shit wow, you should do more stuff like this. You're like Margot Robbie's clone or somethin'."
Brooklyn: "Uh maybe Margot Robbie in like 2030..."
Alana: "Hey, watch it, Kim Kardashian."
Brooklyn: "Ew as if i'd ever be Kim. I'm obviously Kylie..."
Jack: "Ookay... Jennifer you're up!"
Brooklyn: "Yeah! Save the best for last."
Jennifer opens her box and pulls out a single article of clothing - a flimsy shimmering red gymnastics leotard. She holds it up in front of her and smiles.
Molly: *feigning surprise* "Oh wow.... it's a gymnastics uniform...."
Jennifer: "Wooo I guess somebody found out that I did gymnastics for 15 years... I thought for sure you were gonna have me dress up in a cheerleading uniform."
Molly: "No that's later."
Cut to: Jennifer dressed in the leotard. It comes over one shoulder and cuts diagonally across her cleavage leaving her left arm and shoulder completely bare. She fits pretty well in it though her body is obviously not in as great shape as she was yesterday. The skin tight, form fitting garment hugs her softer belly and ass.
Jennifer: "I look like a WWE diva over here! And you know... i'm still quite flexible..."
She winks at the camera as she stands profile on her tiptoes showcasing her long legs. She flirtatiously does a dance kick in the air and then does a slightly wobbly but successful back flip, landing with her knee bent and her hands on the ground to keep from toppling over. Once she steadies herself she raises her hands triumphantly.
Jennifer: "Even after giving birth to 3 kids I still got it!"
Cut to: The rest of the women sitting in the living room looking at Brooklyn who is savoring her box.
Brooklyn: "That just leaves me!"
Gabby: "Well, go for it!"
Brooklyn: "I'm savoring the moment."
Alana: "The moment for what?"
Brooklyn: "Listen, I just know it's going to be a designer dress and-"
Molly: "It's a diaper."
Brooklyn: *Alarmed* "Wh-what?"
Molly: "In your box is a diaper, a bib and some bows for your hair."
Brooklyn: "Okay well that's just silly and insulting. It's obviously a designer dress because -"
Molly: "It's not."
Brooklyn: "BECAUSE... all of the outfits fit our personality. And I just don't want anyone being jealous that they have to wear little girl cat pajamas while i'm spending the morning in a runway-ready gown."
Kaitlyn: "Trust me darlin' ain't nobody here gonna be jealous about that."
Brooklyn: "Okay..."
Brooklyn takes a deep breath and grins like a kid on Christmas opening a present that she already knows she's getting as she opens the box. The smile immediately disappears from her face and her cheeks go pale in horror. She looks over at Molly in disbelief and horror.
Haley: "Well? What is it?"
Molly: "It's a diaper."
Brooklyn: "It's a fucking diaper!"
The girls all burst out laughing.
Brooklyn: "I'm supposed to spend the morning prancing around in nothing but a diaper?"
Molly: "No, they also gave you a bib and some bows."
Haley: *Reaching into the box and pulling them out.* "She's right."
Brooklyn: *To Molly* "You're a witch!"
Kaitlyn: *Holding up the bib and laughing* "And you're a 'Messy Pwincess!!"
The group cackles harder.
Gabby: "There's a crown on the 'P'!"
Brooklyn: *Looking around* "Oh I get it - i'm the baby of the group because i'm in my teens and you're all 30-somethings."
Alana: *Raising an eyebrow* "Uh
excuse me? Who's in their teens?"
Cut to: Brooklyn sitting in nothing but a diaper and bib with bows tying her hair into two pony tails on either side of her head as she crosses her arms across the bib and her large exposed chest and pouts at the camera.
Brooklyn: "There! Happy? Ha ha. I'm a big baby!... I swear to god if the show wants me to relieve myself while i'm wearing this - i'm out! I don't care if i'm under contract! I'm not pissing myself in a disposable diaper on camera!"
Cut to: Brooklyn padding barefoot back out into the living room dressed like a naked baby. Her sexy adult body on full display. The other women all laugh and cheer as the rich girl takes a deep breath and rolls her eyes trying to hide how embarrassed she is.
Brooklyn: "Ha ha. Eat it up because this could be any one of you. If they can make me dress like this they can make you do anything!"
Jack is biking his knuckle staring at Brooklyn's womanly body strutting around in a puffy diaper. Preston is blushing but also looks impressed, but his gaze quickly turns back to Jennifer and Haley in their respective outfits.
Jack: "Well, she's filling out that nappy quite nicely. I could watch this all day but we all know theres so much more fun to be had so lets move on to our challenges."
Cut to: Jack on the back patio where Alana is doing some stretches.
Jack: "So Alana, what's your challenge this morning."
Alana: *Grinning* "Yeah I have to jog around the block and see how many of the neighbors I can get to oggle me!"
Jack: "Fun! You ready for a workout?"
Alana: "Please! I jog 6 blocks every morning around my neighborhood. I'll be lucky if I break a sweat."
Jack: "And do you have a target for how many eyes you might catch?"
Alana: "Depends on how many people are out right now I suppose. Do you count?"
Jack: "Sure if you catch my eye..." *Laughs*
Alana: "My goal is..."
HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES ALANA THINK WILL CHECK HER OUT?
12 - Same as last time
or
Less than 12 - lowered expectation in her 30s
or
More than 12 - she's gotten more cocky with age!