"Hello, Ma'am, you're looking spry today," A Yoga Instructor, no younger than 50, with a body Jubilee couldn't help but see as thin and youthful, with arm sleeves she found cool, yet, a little impractical. Smiles at the senior citizen during a break.
"It's an open class." The Instructor offers. "You're welcome to join in."
"Oh, no, I'm..." Jubilee frowns as her thin lips continue her sentence. "I'm too old for stuff like that."
"Nonsense!" The Instructor assures. "You're never too old for exercise! Besides, you'll be surprised how great yoga is for those old bones!"
Jubilee does feel stiff and achy.
"... Okay." Jubilee submits. "But go easy on me."
The Instructor grins kindly.
"No worries, you're in for a treat!"
... But it wasn't.
Jubilee huffs and puffs, her arms extended outwards, her jiggly bingo wings glistening with sweat, standing in front between a pregnant woman in her thirties and and a chubby 40something with a big ole potty belly.
Both women were much more nimble than Jubilee!
"This *huff* is *huff* so hard!"
"You're doing great, ma'am." The Instructor praises. "Feel the burn!"
"I'm feel it!" Jubilee responds, her heart pounding, her balance wobbly.
-Jubilee farts during class -After the class, the instructor offers to rub some ointment on Jubilee's Joints -Jubilee spots her therapist at the park and confronts him.
Doctor Björn Von Jung sits on a bench beside the pond, happily feeding bread crumbs to a flock of ducks.
"You!" Jubilee rasps loudly. Her face red, her breath heavy, she's angry and sweaty and fatigued!
Slowly, she sits down besides her therapist, having no choice, really. She was literally going to tumble!
"Are you alright?" The Therapist asks with a kind, soothing voice.
"No!" Jubilee growls, her body tired by a 30 minutes of yoga. "Look what you did to me, you-you monster! I'm ancient!"
The Therapist frowns as his ducks fly off.
"You scared them."
"I don't care! Change me back, you Demon Nazi!"
The Therapist sighs, shaking his head.
"First off, I can assure you I was very much openly against Hitler." The Therapist assures. "Secondly, this is all for your benefit."
"My benefit?!" Jubilee glares. "I have huge bunions on my feet! I have dentures! I can barely see without my glasses! I have terrible arthritis in my hands! My bones are achy, I'm cold all the time, and I honestly have no idea how to use the internet now! How does this help me?! How?!"
"That's a good question. How does it help you?"
"I said, how..."
"I'm not hard of hearing you gosh darn Mephisto Rip-off! How does being an old fart help me?!"
The Therapist laughs.
"It is an answer I can't give. It's an answer you must learn."
The Therapist nods as he looks out at the pond.
"I was having fun feeding those ducks."
"I really don't care."
The Therapist smirks devilishly.
"I'll see you in a week." The Therapist stands up.
"What?! No, I can't stay like this for a whole week!" Jubilee doesn't even attempt to lift her frail body upwards. She knew damned well that's be a long and tiring task!
"Sure you can." The Therapist assures. "You've done great so far!"
Jubilee gives The Therapist a dirty look.
"I should slug you!"
"But you're not." The Therapist gives a thumbs up. "Excellent self control!"
The Therapist leaves, leaving Jubes alone on that bench. One by one, ducks return, with a bag of bread by her side, Jubilee, reluctantly, starts tossing bread.
"God, I feel old." Jubilee mopes.
-Jubilee heads back to school, where she's scolded by a worried teacher. -Jubilee wakes up the next morning stiff and tired. -3 days later, Jubilee is at a computer class for seniors.
After a short bus ride home, being treated like precious cargo, experiencing the honor and embarrassment of a young man giving their seat for an elderly woman, Jubilee shuffles up the long and hilly driveway leading to Xavier's Main Building, huffing and puffing, amazed at what a struggle just a walk could be!
When she got to the door, she heard yelling from inside.
"She just left the coffee shop?!" A voice screams.
Jubilee takes a moment to consider that she was referring to her. Uh-oh, was Jubes in trouble?!
"Calm down." Another voice speaks.
"I will not calm down! She wrecked a bathroom sink! Again!"
A part of Jubilee wanted to run away. She didn't want to deal with any of that.
... But then she realized that was childish. Her age spotted hand shakily grabbed the doorknob and attempted to pull it open. Stuck, she soon realizes she has to push!
As the door opens...
- Mystique and Beast stand there. Mystique angry, Hank relieved. -Kitty and Colossus stand there. Kitty angry, Colossus relieved. -Emma and Scott stand there. Emma angry, Scott relieved.
Jubilee shuffles inside her therapist's office, age spotted hands clutching a walker Mystique forced her to use, body wrapped in a yellow vest atop a blue jacket, and a pair of striped red pajama pants with slippers.
Her white hair sporting a pair of stylish purple glasses, she can't see the couch too clearly, but she refuses to walk around with them on!
"Have a seat, Ms Lee." The Therapist smiles.
Jubilee gets to the couch, slowly lowering her frail body downwards, grunting loudly, relieved she's off her feet, smiling, showing off her freshly, white polished dentures.
"That gosh darn Mystique, she had the nerve to try to drive me here!" Jubilee complains. "I may be an old biddy, but I can still get to town on my own!"
"An interesting situation." The Therapist grins. "You don't like people babying you?"
Jubilee shakes her head, squinting as her neck, stiff, causes a slight jolt of pain. Her shaky fingers fish out a painkiller from her bumbag, plopping the yellow pill into her thinned lips with her pocket water.
"Its demeaning. I may be old, but I can still do things on my own!" Jubilee huffs.
"I think it's possible you're misinterpreting Mystique's actions."
Jubilee laughs, her dentures nearly plopping out of her mouth!
"I don't think I am! She thinks I'm some frail, old codger who can't take care of herself!"
The Therapist wags a finger.
"And there we have it!"
"A frail old codger who can't take care of herself!"
"I can take care of myself!"
"I'm sure you can."
Jubilee continues to huff.
"It doesn't sound like you think that way!"
"Does it matter if I do or don't?"
Jubilee takes a moment to think about that.
The Therapist continues his train of thought.
"Does it matter if I think or Mystique thinks you can't take care of yourself, that you're too old, that you can't do this or that?"
"... No." Jubilation reasons.
"And why is that?"
"... Because it only matters what I think?" Jubilee questions.
Her eyes widen. That actually made some sense! Who care if people think she's some cute, old grandma? That doesn't really matter! They can think what they want about her! Jubilee spent a whole week as an old lady and did things her way!
And fought tooth and nail every step of the way!
"I shouldn't care how people see me." Jubilee reasons as her wrinkles begin to fade, her hair begins to return to its natural, youthful hue, her body thins, her skin firms."I'm Jubilation Lee and it only matter how I see me!"
The Therapist claps at the returned youth.
"You're still a fucking asshole." Jubilee smiles as her teeth return. She loved having teeth again!
"And that's okay that you think that way about me." The Therapist laughs.
"Seriously, fuck you, do you have any idea how horrible it was when Hank "suggested" that I start wearing diapers?!"
The Therapist grins, his eyes a pure yellow.
"Fuck you." Jubilee flips The Therapist the bird. "... And thanks. But fuck you!"
Yes it made me think that you were ending it and then when you had said that you aren't I was wondering about:
-New Story(character already chosen by the writer) -New Story (reader's request which I was thinking of doing either mystque from X-Men Marvel comics or already 50 year old General Sonya Blade/young adult Sonya Blade from Mortal Kombat). -Epilogue
Last Edit: Mar 8, 2021 22:16:52 GMT -6 by keith943
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
Feb 2, 2021 0:55:05 GMT -6
MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
Feb 3, 2021 12:49:27 GMT -6
JackpotMans: If you are a part of round 2 of the AP Tournament, please check your messages! I would prefer to talk over discord if you use it, but I don't mind conversing here.
Feb 4, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -6
unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
Feb 11, 2021 15:01:41 GMT -6
JackpotMans: AP Tournament has been updated! Check out the updates!
Feb 19, 2021 18:01:22 GMT -6
MeanMark: Just started an intractables thread -- join the FaceApp fun!
Feb 23, 2021 10:38:17 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Voting for round 2 will close tomorrow!
Feb 23, 2021 11:37:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
Mar 19, 2021 7:32:01 GMT -6
MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6
kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
Apr 19, 2021 10:05:11 GMT -6
kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
May 7, 2021 13:55:29 GMT -6
kappa: R.I.P Paul Mooney ❤️
May 19, 2021 21:41:16 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 2 of Modok had an interesting AP scene in the end ❤️
May 26, 2021 10:09:28 GMT -6
kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:26 GMT -6
kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:42 GMT -6