The loud sounds of water hitting Doreen's big, fleshy body enticed Kamala's every thought.
There was just something about Doreen naked that excited her to no end!
A peek wouldn't hurt, right?!
The door slowly opens, the bathroom steamy, her heart racing, Kamala attempts to open the shower. Craving a look at Doreen!
"Really?" Doreen shouts. Turing off the shower, the curtain pushed, her plump figure on full display. Big, saggy breasts, a jiggling, massive pot belly, with tree trunk thighs supporting a grey forest of a bush.
Wet and damp, Kamala hears the puttering sounds of water dripping downward, but is heavily focused on Doreen's body.
A body she wanted to touch. A body she wanted to scrub with Irish spring and head and shoulders!
"I look like this and you're sneaking a peak?" Doreen laughs.
"You're too much, Kamala!" Doreen shakes her head.
"No." Doreen rejects the conversation. "Maybe tomorrow... if we're not too old for that."
"We might need a shower nurse by then!"
Doreen continues to laugh.
"You look awfully excited about that."
"..." Kamala clears her throat.
"Let me finish my shower." Doreen states. "We'll watch tv later."
-Kamala gets a leg spasm on the couch. Doreen scolds her about not taking her pills! -Doreen and Kamala fight over what to watch on Netflix. -Doreen and Kamala wake up the next morning 70!
"Did you take your muscle relaxers?" Doreen, with a bowl of oatmeal, dressed like a frumpy librarian in frilly blue dress, asks her wife, dressed in a red pantsuit, eating a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.
"Yes, dear." Kamala nods. "Did you your blood pressure medicine?"
Doreen shoves the pills into her cheeks like a squirrel storing nuts for winter.
"They taste awful."
"They're pills, not chocolate." Kamala smirks.
"Speaking of chocolate, want me to pack you a sugar free pudding pack with your lunch?"
Kamala sighs. Doreen's the big butterball apple, yet, somehow, it's Kamala with diabetes?!
"God, I hope Multiversal Support calls us soon. Who knew 76 would be so tiring!"
"... Honey, we're 81." Doreen corrects.
"Right?! Darn it, we're so old!"
"Well, we thought 25 was old yesterday... imagine what we're going to think about 81 tomorrow!"
Kamala got chills.
"At least you're still cute, for an old lady." Kamala smirks.
"Wow, somebody just wants spaghetti tonight!"
"Spaghetti?!" Kamala looks disappointed.
"I would've made veil parmesan, but if I'm just cute!"
"God, this is weird." Kamala sighs.
"Of course I'm making veil parmesan, you old cute! Like I'd punish myself!"
-Kamala learns there's talk about her retiring -Doreen at kindergarten -At the end of the day, pushing 90, the girls get a call from Multiversal Support
"Oh thank goodness!" Kamala crones over the phone.
"Is that them?" Doreen asks with a dentured smile.
"What?!" Kamala shouts.
Doreen points at her ear, Kamala cranks up the volume.
"Is that them?!"
"Yes! And you don't have to yell!" Kamala pouts, feeling old and frustrated. Doreen rolls her eyes.
The man on the phone clears his throat.
"Yes, hello, is-is this Multiversal Support?!" Kamala asks with hope in her voice.
"Yes, this is Lewis Faun with Multiversal Support..."
"Thank goodness you called! We keep aging!"
"Yes, I figured that. I'm afraid you're in a drain box."
"It's reality that's literally draining you minute by minute."
"What?!" Kamala drops her jaw.
"What did he say?!" Doreen asks, scared by the look on her wife. Kamala explains, Doreen's heart starts to race.
"Can you get us out of here?!"
-"I'm afraid you be stuck as 90 year olds." -"We can't send you back to your world. It'll be another world. Where you're 85 year old superheroes." -"We can only return half the youth drained. You'll be in your mid to late forties."
"We can only return half the youth drained. You'll be in your mid to late forties."
"So... let me get this straight." America Chavez, leader of The Younger Avengers, stares at two middle aged women.
One a plump apple the other thin as a rail with frizzy hair an ashy grey.
"You guys got stuck in an age draining reality... and now you're stuck in your 40s?"
"Yes." Doreen says, relieved her teeth have returned, saddened she'll have to once again experience the joys and woes of menopause very, very soon!
"Thank goodness for Multiversal Support!" Kamala laughs. "You have no idea how awful using the toilet is at 75 with elasticity as your superpower! It's just horrible!"
"... You guys seem oddly relaxed about all this." America crosses her arms.
"America, we were pushing 90 at one point, 45 is nothing!" Kamala laughs. "Nothing!"
"Okay, but you lost like 3 decades of your lives... and you don't exactly look like Young Avengers now!"
Squirrel Girl grabs Kamala's hand tightly.
"It's fine. Life can be wild. At least I got Kammy by my side!"
"..." America raises a puzzled brow. "Did the... Did the reality do that or..."
"No. Yes. Sorta... that doesn't really matter? The point is, we'll be fine like this. Doreen got a job at Xavier's and so did I!"
Doreen did enjoy being a kindergarten teacher. And Kamala? It's going to be tough tackling a secretary job by day and community college by night. But she really wants to be a principal. It was a job she found strangely fulfilling.
"If we find a way to fix this, you're more than welcome to come back to the team." America assures.
Kamala and Doreen laughs.
"No offense, but crime fighting just feels so... tiring! We're actually thinking about adoption."
"Sounds a lot less stressful on the joints when you think about it!"
"... I guess."
Kamala and Doreen shuffle off, America shakes her head.
"I mean... I guess I'd rather be 45 than 90?!" America laughs.
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
Feb 2, 2021 0:55:05 GMT -6
MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
Feb 3, 2021 12:49:27 GMT -6
JackpotMans: If you are a part of round 2 of the AP Tournament, please check your messages! I would prefer to talk over discord if you use it, but I don't mind conversing here.
Feb 4, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -6
unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
Feb 11, 2021 15:01:41 GMT -6
JackpotMans: AP Tournament has been updated! Check out the updates!
Feb 19, 2021 18:01:22 GMT -6
MeanMark: Just started an intractables thread -- join the FaceApp fun!
Feb 23, 2021 10:38:17 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Voting for round 2 will close tomorrow!
Feb 23, 2021 11:37:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
Mar 19, 2021 7:32:01 GMT -6
MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6
kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
Apr 19, 2021 10:05:11 GMT -6
kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
May 7, 2021 13:55:29 GMT -6
kappa: R.I.P Paul Mooney ❤️
May 19, 2021 21:41:16 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 2 of Modok had an interesting AP scene in the end ❤️
May 26, 2021 10:09:28 GMT -6
kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:26 GMT -6
kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:42 GMT -6